Delaware Valley College - Cornucopia Yearbook (Doylestown, PA)

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Gleaner SA.lV1UEL ROSENAU Alias Sam Horticulture Age 22 Pensacola, Florida , Blest with a talent 10 lead, Hen a man who is sure lo succeed. Freshman Year-President '26 Class Freshman Councilman Class Football Junior Year-Promoted to '25 Class Senior Year-President of Student Body Chairman of Senate Chairman of Student Council Cheer Leader President Planters' Club Orchestra Sam, you were the jack-of-all-trades during your stay at old Farm School. You were at the head of everything in your Senior year which only shows that Your leading ahility was rightfully recognized. NVe can only look back on your leadership as a huge success. Regardless of what you go into in later life we are sure you will make a suc- cess of it as you did your two-years stay at our dear School. You have our heartiest support-Luck to you Sarn. .........t......,...g. ! ! CLASS MOTT O To Know and to Do CLASS FLOWER Pansy l Qi ! ANNOUNCEMENT The following have been elected to lead the Gleaner for the coming year: SAMUEL COLTON, Editor-in-Chief JOHN D. SIMONS, Business Manager The following have been selected Honor Students of the class: M. E. COHIEN, First Honor Student W. L. RINENBERG, Second Honor Student D. N. BROWN, Third Honor Student ! ! rio: ni 1 :ini vi ni: 1 vi io: ri aio: xi 1:0101 1:1 101:11 rgoiuioioioioirozo PAGE SEVENTEEN

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Qleaner ASHER FINKELSTEIN Alias Abie Floriculture Age 20 Cleveland, Ohio He was a good and noble skate, Always there to help his mate. Freshman Year-Literary Society Junior Year-Class Treasurer Agricultural Club Senior Year-President of Grounds Committee Secretary and Dues Manager Ath- letic Association Yearbook Staff Abit- you have been ll good fellow as long as wc have known you, always jolly and ready to help fl friend. whether it be spiritual or practical support. No doubt you will choose Flowers as the meansof yourlirlihood. If you cultivate the Mlint Pit-ds as well as you cultivated our friendship, you will no doubt make a success. All that we can say is, that you helped make our Il1l'L'C-S'C1'il'S stay hc-re a success and we sincerely hope you make good. P.-XGIZ SIX'l'lCliN SANIUEL KAPLER Alias Mickey Horticulture Age 18 Brooklyn. New York This slogan may be many years old, Bu! Cap still lhinks that silence is gold, Freshman Year-Literary Society Agricultural Club Junior Year-Class Baseball Class Football Senior Year-Milking Contest Literary Society Mickey we all think that you believe in the old adage, Silence is Goltlenf' but we all know that still water runs deep, especially in your case. You have been a good stu- dent and always tried hard to please when needed. We know that you will make a success in whatever you do be- cause you DO it and have no words about it. Luck to you Old boy. and let us know how you are getting along. Q

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Gleaner Last Will and Testement of the Class of Twenty-Five E, the illustrious and noble class of nineteen hundred and twenty- five, being mindful of the transi- toriness of human acquisition and en- deavor and being cognizant of the fact that the final stage of our educational metamorphosis is about to take place and realizing that during our incarcera- tion in these celebrated halls of learning we have accumulated, attained, collect- ed, assembled and acquired numerous, nondescript and sundry possessions, powers, rights, privileges, chattles, com- modities, and goods and being in a phi- lanthropic, beneficient, magnanimous, and benevolent humor, do hereby bid, bequeath, dispose, tender, dispense and give the items hereinafter mentioned. We hereby revoke, nullify, set aside, cancel, repeal and abrogate all former wills, testaments, codicils, gifts or other beneficiencies by as heretofore made, either individually or collectively. Item I. To the President and Board of Directors, we leave a new library and dormitory, two additional farms, plans for a wonderful dairy barn, a number of new faculty members, livestock, etc., etc., and the hope that in the next few years you will be enabled to annex the remainder of Bucks County as an addi- tion to our big out-door laboratory. Item II. To our Director, Dr. B. Os- trolenk, we leave a strictly enforced, No Smoking Rule, and twenty-five cartons of Camels for distribution in the student body. Item III. To our Governor, Mr. J. L. Campbell, we leave a compilation re- cently completed by our famous author, Stoney McRinenberg. It is entitled How to get rid of the Demerit Habit. PAGE EIGHTEIEN Item IV. To Coach Rogers we leave a little device which we have just pat- ented. Our dimple exterminator is sure to get immediate results. Item V. To Mr. Laubner we leave a suit with vest pockets capacious enough to hold trace chains, crow bars, double- trees, hoes, rakes, forks and so forth. Item VI, To Mr. Plain we leave a small pamphlet called, Chickens I Have Known. Item VII. To Mr. Purmell we leave three laundry baskets with which to carry apples to his classes. Item VIII. To Mr. Schmieder we leave the deserted Chem. Lab. to be used as an auditorium in which can be held all future botanical and entomological symposiums. Item IX. To Miss Gross we leave Farm No. 5 to be used as a plantation for her next cotton crop. Item X. To Miss Churchman we leave our private library containing useful works by the following authors: Horatio Alger, Elinor Glynn, and Nick Carter. Item Xl. To .loe Kleinfeld, we leave the honored position of announcer and the Liberty Bell with which to control the usual crepitaculum that usually accom- panies the imbibing of the Chef's bread pudding. Item XII. To Hi we leave the ex- alted position of Grand and Noble Feeder of the Beneiicent Order of Amal- gamated Grain Dealers. Item XIII. To 'Wiseman we leave the advice that Silence is Golden. Item XIV. To the Class of 1926 about to become Seniors we leave our Histor- ical Collection containing bath tubs, stocks, magnetos, paddles and tomb- stones. fNuf sedlj