Delaware Valley College - Cornucopia Yearbook (Doylestown, PA)

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'FITIE IIIJEANICIL ITITI get as soon as he graduates, that of taster in a srzrapple factory. XXII. To the .Iunior Class to he, whose hearts are beating expectantly for that happy moment when they enter the ranks of upper classmen, we leave the class of twenty-five. Remember Juniors, stitch in time saves nine. XXIII. To Diamond We leave our pet turtle. When out Walking with it, Hen ny dear, hold tight to a fence or tree or you will be pulled oft your feet. XXIV. To Oppenheimer we leave a hat which is not injured by stretching. XXV. To the incoming freshman class we leave F'oX's overcoat which they can cut up and use as foot- ball togs or for any purpose they desire. XXVI. To the rest of the school whom we have overlooked, We leave everything else that is left after we are gone. As the administrators of this, our last will and testa- ment we leave the next Senior Class. Now We, the Class of '22 having done our duty to the school and to our heirs, do hereby sign our names to this testament. In witness thereof we have affixed our seals to this will on February 22, 1922. SKINEM N. CHETE, C. M. SQUIRM, Notary Publics. + . SOIVIE THINGS THAT WILL NEVER AGAIN HAPPEN . IN FARM SCHOOL Frishkopf making another announcement. Snyder making another touchdown. Rabinowitz going to the dentist. Blumer driving Buck and Brownie. Berlack escorting Miss C. to the movies. Toffler telling another good joke. Yulke losing another argument. Schulster shooting rats. Ring rooming with Krivy. Kiesling driving the tractor. 'Fowner pulling legs. Langer trapping skunks. Goldenbauni getting another demerit. Morris visiting Iron Hill. Gelles skipping details. Fleisclnnaii getting sent from class.

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198 THE GLEANER biles we have daily seen illustrated, we leave a set of automobile books which we procured under his name. All he will have to do in order to keep them permanently, is to send one dollar a week for ninety-seven weeks to the publishers. VII. To Mr. Toor, who is now studying wireless telegraphy we leave this advice: Don't argue by wire- less. It costs too much and besides wind capacity is of no advantage. VIII. To Mr. O'Hara we leave every deck in Segal Hall. although used for several years they are still in working order, providing you wet your thumb. IX. To Dutch Groman we leave that celebrated travel book, See America First. X. To Mr. Young we leave a chart illustrating Deaf and Dumb means of expressing thought. Now he can make himself understood even if women are present. XI. To Mr. Kraft we leave a Beechnut grove from which he can pick his favorite fruit. XII. To our classmates remaining as P. G.'s we leave the profitable positions of Sunday night head wait- ers. Remember Shimmel: God helps those that help themselves, and you Otto, remember that Bible saying: Feed thy dumb animals before thy refreshest thyself. XIII. To the coming Senior Class fdon't let the number scare youl, we leave the responsibility of lead- ing all Farm School activities thru a successful year. XIV. To Mitz Brauman we leave the Tzance of using his brain and brawn for the school. XV. To Kloss we leave a collection of wise cracks which he has the privilege to say are original. XVI. To Masters we leave the job of official mail man. XVII. To Sneidman we leave a noble name and reputation. XVIII. To Eskin we leave a book entitled: Gaining a Pound a Day by Christian Science. XIX. To Willie Schorr, who claims he covers more ground than anybody else in Farm School, we leave a pair of shoes which are not to be used until he goes on a farm of his own. Then when he doesn't wear them he can use them as box stalls. XX. To Gladney we leave all trapping rights in the school. You can do as you please with your skins Glad- ney, but never, never bring a skunk skin in Segal Hall. XXI. To Regelson we leave a position which he can

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