Delaware Valley College - Cornucopia Yearbook (Doylestown, PA)

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THE GLEANER 197 East will zmh Efmatament nf the Gilman nf 1922 By HARRY KRISHER Ladies and Gentlemen :-- We, the Class of '22, feeling that our stay in this little world is drawing to an end and wishing to dispose of all our possessions in a manner doing justice to our heirs, hereby draw up this document as our last will and testament: Knowing that where there is a will there is a bunch of contestants, trying by any means to prove the irre- sponsibility of the departed, we, as a measure of protec- tion for our loving heirs, have each undergone the A. R. O. tests under an expert, who will swear in any language testifying to our perfect sanity. However, as in every division there is bound to be some dissatisfaction we beg those fortunate individuals whom we deem worthy of becoming our heirs to receive their legacies in good spirits, knowing that we leave to them that which we considered they deserved or needed. I. To Dr. Krauskopf and the board of the National Farm School, we leave our heartiest thanks for all they did for us during our stay here. II. To the Faculty we bestow a crackerjack piece of our handiwork, namely, the faculty tennis court. We also leave them our wishes that they come in at least second best during the tennis tournament. III. To our worthy director we leave the demerits which we painfully saved, one by one, to be redistribut- ed among the desrving students. Although they are slightly worn they still have good teeth. IV. To our learned teacher of English History and Historic English we leave a season raih'oad ticket good either way between Doylestown and Farm School. Upon presentation of this ticket and ten cents for every trip, he will be allowed to use said railroad practically free of charge. V. To Mr. Stangel, whose hair has whitened in his efforts to drill Farm Crops into us, we leave any raw ma- terial which he can find at Farm School, and if he can turn out any kind of a basket ball team under the pres- ent adverse conditions, he will stand out as the first man who did this for Farm School. VI. To Mr. Campbell, whose interest in automo-

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196 THE GLEANER such men as Schulster, Kadansky, Goldenbaum and Rosett. Our contribution to the baseball team was in- creased by Snyder. tlcllcs, Krivonos and Schulster. From the Freshmen Class we received such men as Fox, Schorr. Wenger and others, who helped increase our rec- ord. Football season was welcomed with outstretched arms. Men of the Twenty-Two class who fought for the school were Snyder, Gelles,and Goldfield. Then came that blessed age when we entered upon our duties as Seniors. As the song goes on, And when we reach our Senior year, Of all things we have lost our fear. The year was started with Rabinowitz as president. With the help of Mr. Ostrolenk, our class advisor, we iiourished and prospered. The baseball season was well taken care of. A tennis team was started, which We hope will grow and become a real part of the A. A. Un- der Fox the Literary Society bloomed forth in all its col- ors. Under Frishkopf the Gleaner and A. A. garden flourished to heights unknown of before. The A. A. un- der Snyder has been completely reorganized and formed into a real machine. The tennis courts, under Berlack, have had excellent care. The football team, under Wen- ger, has an unbeaten record. With Toffler as head of the dance committee, many fine affairs have been run off. And now we leave, fully confident that our work has not been in vain. And, as the song ends! And now into the world we come, We've made good friends and studied someg But till the sun and moon shall pale, Our Alma, Mater we will hail. ee f AT PARTING To you, Oh noble Seniors who are about to pass into this wide world, we, the Class of '24, wish the best of luck and success. You, who have handed down to us the spirit and traditions of this school, we know will succeed. We will strive to keep up these traditions, and as we do so, we will remember the '22 Class that instilled them in- to us. May those of the '22 Class, when they are out in the world, still think of their Alma Mater and their friends they left behind. May happiness and luck attend you wherever you go. Au revoir. N. LEFKOWITH, '24, 1

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198 THE GLEANER biles we have daily seen illustrated, we leave a set of automobile books which we procured under his name. All he will have to do in order to keep them permanently, is to send one dollar a week for ninety-seven weeks to the publishers. VII. To Mr. Toor, who is now studying wireless telegraphy we leave this advice: Don't argue by wire- less. It costs too much and besides wind capacity is of no advantage. VIII. To Mr. O'Hara we leave every deck in Segal Hall. although used for several years they are still in working order, providing you wet your thumb. IX. To Dutch Groman we leave that celebrated travel book, See America First. X. To Mr. Young we leave a chart illustrating Deaf and Dumb means of expressing thought. Now he can make himself understood even if women are present. XI. To Mr. Kraft we leave a Beechnut grove from which he can pick his favorite fruit. XII. To our classmates remaining as P. G.'s we leave the profitable positions of Sunday night head wait- ers. Remember Shimmel: God helps those that help themselves, and you Otto, remember that Bible saying: Feed thy dumb animals before thy refreshest thyself. XIII. To the coming Senior Class fdon't let the number scare youl, we leave the responsibility of lead- ing all Farm School activities thru a successful year. XIV. To Mitz Brauman we leave the Tzance of using his brain and brawn for the school. XV. To Kloss we leave a collection of wise cracks which he has the privilege to say are original. XVI. To Masters we leave the job of official mail man. XVII. To Sneidman we leave a noble name and reputation. XVIII. To Eskin we leave a book entitled: Gaining a Pound a Day by Christian Science. XIX. To Willie Schorr, who claims he covers more ground than anybody else in Farm School, we leave a pair of shoes which are not to be used until he goes on a farm of his own. Then when he doesn't wear them he can use them as box stalls. XX. To Gladney we leave all trapping rights in the school. You can do as you please with your skins Glad- ney, but never, never bring a skunk skin in Segal Hall. XXI. To Regelson we leave a position which he can