Delaware Valley College - Cornucopia Yearbook (Doylestown, PA)

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I 6 THE GLEANER To our new instructor, Mr. Lukens, we leave the wish that his eiforts may be crowned with success. To Mr. Young we leave the good-will of Mr. Kraft. Unto the P. til G.'s we leave the undoubted honor of two pieces of butter. Unto our Chef we bestow Pedro, in hopes that the appetites of Groman and Samuels will not go wanting for weenies. We bequeath unto Zinn the piggery, from which we hope he can develop plenty of pig-skin material for the next football season. To Touff we leave a pair of elastic shoes and hope that he will invite them up to meet his trousers. We bequeath to Yulke a row of ten-pins, so that he may use them instead of chairs to knock down QS. S. AJ Unto Gelles and Reiff we leave the old board in Northman Hall and I trust they will let some other Fresh- man beat it to an even higher temperature than they did. To Trupin we bestow a pair of headlights and hence- forth no excuses as, I had to wait for someone to lead me. An elastic hat is our gift to Leedes so, no matter how large his head may swell, he will always have one hat to iit Ambition is our gift to Kadansky. We suggest that he make good use of it. Unto the noble Juniors, soon to become Honorable Seniors, we leave the seats of the almighty in Segal Hall, and the leadership of all school activities. Although you may not be worthy of them, we hope that you may approach as near as possible the standard set by us. Also the following advise: Honorable Seniors, for such you may be called now our parting words is, Don't forget that you are Seniors, and demand respect as such. To the Freshmen who are soon to enter the courts of nobility and, knowing as we do, that there is nothing We can tell you that you do not already know, we en- deavor to leave some advise, in hopes that it may be absorbed. Remember the new Freshman Class, some of whom may show signs of life,are all human beings fof the lower orderl and must be used as such. Do not expect them to use their heads. Do not give them the high and

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THE GLEANER 15 ill ef like glass of IRA J. MILLS i Mr. Chairman, Ladies and Gentlemen: Realizing that these are our last moments upon this earth ffive hundred acres of Farm School soilj we, the class of nine teen hundred and twenty, being of sound and disposing mind and memory ,and mindful of the certainty of grad- uation, do make and declare this our last Will and Testa- ment, signatures afflxed this twenty-second day of February, nineteen hundred and twenty. After the payment of our honest debts an inventory was taken and we were found to be possessed of num- berless holdings and properties of value, which we here- with bequeath and dispose of as follows: To our honored President and founder of this in- stitution, Dr. Krauskopf, we leave the school as we found it. hoping that it may live up to his expectations as in the past and that it may mark the milestones of numberless more graduating classes. To our Dean, Mr. Ostrolenk. we beoueath the newlv dedicated lake in hopes that he mav find withinl its glis- tening waters clams, lobsters and villiains f submerged in submarinesl, in case his present supplv should run low. We entrust to Mr. Kraft the use and care of our pet. Dory. We hope he will guard and care for him as he does his felt boots. To our beloved professor. Mr. Campbell. we leave the postofiice in hopes that in it two mav beloved. Unto Mr. Escoll we bestow Mr. Young's woods, for a wider field for his forestry lectures. We leave to Mr. Toor a a large cake of veast to en- able him to raise more chickens and an axe to make them lay. g In behalf of Mr. Cassidv we hope there will be a more frequent train service between Warm School and Dovlestown and better facilities for shipping flowers be- tween these points. To Miss Churchman and Miss Colvin we leave our appreciation for the filled stomachs and healed wounds and hopes for the future Uunior appetites and Freshman illsl Mav our successors be as well cared for as we were. To Mrs. Ostrolenk and Miss Gross we leave our well- wishes for the future.

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THE GLEANER 17 responsible job of leading Dory, lest they hurt them- selves.. On the contrary, treat them gently, invite them to join the more select societies, the S. S. A. and the Bombers Union. Betray not your trust. May the combined efforts of the '21 and '22 classes, together with any driftwood which may be found in the '23 Class, strive and succeed in boosting the name of N. F. S. throughout the ensuing year. ' In witness whereof, we, the Class of 1920, do hereby sign our names and affix the seal on this 22nd day of February, in the year nineteen-hundred and twenty. Sworn to before: The Brotherhood of Pityus, The Amalganiated Association of Bombers, The Society of Weenie Consumers. Signed, - I Know Alot.