Deerfield Shields High School - Deerfield Yearbook (Highland Park, IL)

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XVADE IXICNUTT . ..., . Science 'II remember whenfn MARGARET INIILLS ..... . Mathematics 'iThat isnlt ladylilceln HARRY G. PERTZ ...... hlechanical Drawing HHave you heard this One? BESSIE PROUDFOOT ...... . English Now we're friends, aren't we? LINDA RODENBECK ....,... Spanish That's entirely the wrong attitudeln JOHN L. ROTHACHER ,..,., Physical Training Now boysg? ' ROBERT YY. SCHNEIDER . Q .... Industrial Arts 4'Let's get busylw ELLA XI. SLATTERY .... English and Public Speaking Speak slowly and distinctly! I PERCY YY. SLOCUM ......., History HOD my honor I have thoughtfully and carefullyfw EVELYN TAYLOR ..... IVIathematics and History MNOW you were sent up here for a purpose! GEORGE G. TAYLOR ..... , Mathematics HQ. E. Dfi F. C. L. XIAN STEENDEREN ..., . Spanish Attention classll' ELTON LORIMER XYILLIAMS . . . Physical Training HOIII Min! LUCILE A. XXIOOD . . . . . Art HoW,s that! FRANK ZIPOY .... Commercial Branches For Cramp's Sakelv REXCIIEL BALDWIN ...,. . Librarian H Keep quietln ALICE MAE PERTz . . Bookkeeper IVIURIEL B. SMITH . . School Nurse ENGINEERS J. H. AIORSE . . , . . Chief Engineer DAVID CARLSON . Firemaill KIANITORS I ADOLPH LARSON . . , . Head Janitor RAYMOND INICVAY . . Assistant EDWARD NELSON . . Assistant NELLIE NICHOLS . . Assistant JAMES CONORTON . Assistant Page' lj ...., .fm

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V n Pagt I6 lunkemuut Oh young Lockemout is come out of the west From Highwood to Glencoe his Ford Was the best: And save for his cute roadster, he weapons had none, He rode all unarmed, and he rode all alone, So faithful to studies-he was Htherea' without doubt, There was never a Sheik,, like the young Lockemout. His Ford stayed not for brake-yea, it stayed not for stone, It shot across boulevards where cops there were none, But ere he had parked by the great Deerfield-Shields The cop had his number and one of his wheels, Although a good driver, this young Lockemout, As to the Weight of his drag there was considerable doubt. But boldly he entered the front door of Shields Hall, Among Sophomores and Seniors and Freshmen and all, Then spoke hir. Slocum, a Wild look in his optic, 'QDO you come unprepared, or have you your topic? Or come ye to recite, or come ye to get out? Or to dance at your funeral, my young Lockemout? '41 studied this chapter, my grade you denied, Yea oft to that library I did unwilling ride, And now I am come with this last hope of mine To pass that exameget a grade that is fine, There are grades on my report card more lovely without doubt Than the grades that you give to the young Lockemoutf' Nobly he took the exam, more nobly did he Hunk, He grabbed for a dagger, yelling, History's the bunkn, He glared about fiercelykheaved a mountainous sigh, VVith a sad smile on his lips-many a tear in his eye, hir. Slocum restrained him ere he could get out, Thus saving the life of the young Lockemout. Ah! my dear readers, fifty years have rolled by, As we think of these years We remark with a sigh, HOur darling young hero of past days of yore, Never again in his Ford will he dash any more, The fiendish history course that We heard all about, Was the cause of the death ofthe young Lockernout. U EUGENE MARKS, 724