Dallas High School - Dragon Yearbook (Dallas, OR)

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D. H. S. PERISCOPE Harvey Beaver wills his soft voice ana dignified ways to Mike Peters. Ask “arvey for all the pointers, Mike. Realizing that a number of our underclassmen are not as sedate as they should be, Mae Harber generously donates her studious ways and quiet manner to Jessie Breeden, while Jack Hayes wills his quiet and timid manner to Bill Blackley. Warren Bennett bequeaths his witty sayings and mannerisms to Jim Ecklund. This ho does, as he wishes next .year’s Civics 'Class to be as entertaining as this year’s. Speaking of Civics Class, Frank Farris wishes to v ill his large supply of questionable jokes and stories to Bud Thompson. Johnny Gerard bequeaths his way with the women to Derril Allen. June Domaschofsky leaves her ability to interest the Monmouth boys to Florence Elliott. June doesn't leave one boy’s interest to Florence, however. Joan Stinnette leaves her plans to attend st. Helen's Hall to Pat Stockwell. They are almost like new, having only been examined but not used. To Leo Penner, Marvin May gives his good grades and his gentleman-like manners. Ralph Livesay endows his ability to win friends and influence people to Vernon Siemens. Ruth Pleasant wills Ralph York to Mary Helen Doughton. You can have him all for your own now Mary Helen. Knowing it to be a sure remedy for being left clone, Frieda Schmitt and Alice Joy Frizzell bequeath their hobby of singing together (?) to Ruth Dashiell and Jonnny ,oevs. Dorothy Davis wills Scotty Watson to Leona Buckingham to chum with. Bud Douglas and Curtiss Dornhecker leave their undying friendship and their country manner to Preston Dlpkey cpd .Norman Scott. Maxine Helms wishes to will her tall Kay Francis figure and her ability to always appear surprised at anything anybody tells her to Bonnie Grow.

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D. H. S. PERISCOPE WILL We, the Class of '38, cf the High School of Dallas-, in the County of Polk and State of Gregor, being of a sounder mind and memory than any other class in high school or of our endeared faculty, do in the manner that Frank Farris tells us to do so, make, publish, and declare this our last Will and Testament, in manner following, that is to say:- First.—We direct that ail our just debts incurred by autographing school property, et cetera, and - our graduation expenses incurred by having been so smart as to graduate to be paid by our school which has been so fortunate as to have had our association and residence therein during the four years oast. Second.—We give our fighting suirit and quibbling In class meetings, our enlarged ego, our clover and -numerous wisecracks, and our nr.bility to settle down and get to work in classroom to the river I.aCroole ir. order that our teachers may have peace and comfort in tne years to come. Third.—We as individual members of the Class of 38 do give, devise, and bequeath the following: Ellen Carper wills her athletic prowess ar.d height to the B squad basketball team so that next year's Dragons won't have the distinction of being the shortest in the State Tournament. To Loren Ediger, Holeman Conner leaves his red shirt in hopes that it will brighten up Loren's lackadaisical life. Valdean Burk adds to the good of this worthy movement by giving her cheerful smile to Esther Gossen. Esther, we hope your smile will be as radiant as Valdorn's. Loeta Branch leaves her popoy Come and get me ways to Katherine Quiring.If these don't work,don't worry,Katherine, as Mildred Eastman promises that if they don't,she will give you her clever Go get 'em ways. To Rctta Mae Kersey, Mary Ellen Dalton wills her knack for letting air out of Bobby Woodman's tires.

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D. H. S. PERISCOPE Bill Anderson and Beverly Branch leave their technique of going together and still remaining out of the scanaai sheets to Bud Foster ar.d Connie Rutledge. Susie Dick bequeathes high school in three years thirteen. to Bob Low he1' ability to finish in hopes that Bob may finish in To Gwendolyn Burelbach Mildred Lange leaves her Sonja Henie smile. Lillian Clanfield relinquishes her ability to date with Jack Eakin and then to get a nice letter, girl in the Junior Class who wants it. get to one any Bob Dalton leaves his interest Lovin. You don't need this no'joud, may run out of Dallas girls some da . in Salem girls to Bud but just the same you Bettv Boydston bequeathes her pecially for Civics and English, need it. knowledge to Elma Pay, es-Something tells us she'll In hopes that Elogene Helgerson will some one to take Frank's .lace next year, to leave her her flaming red ha:r. be able to find Amy Koutz wishes Velnia Clayton wills her cunning little walk to George Fast. Bea Benge- endows her honor of being May -b.een in Tune to Viola Schneider. Harold Peterson relinquishes same girl for two years to Ralph for Ralph, as he is fickle. his ability to court the Lindahl. This will be hard To Arnie Eoelfgenj Hubert Springsteen wills his large manly physique and his deep voice. Ed Smith wins his ability to find someone to writ, his excuses to Pat Finn. As this is sometimes hard .o do E says he would be glad to give Patricia ms admittance si p , too, which with a little revision will oe as good as new. 1938