Dallas High School - Dragon Yearbook (Dallas, OR)

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1). U. S. PERISCOPE Ne give and bequeath the following personal belongings: Paul Bollman leaves to the budding sheiks of the lower classes his parking places, either at the red bridge or the park, rent free, for the rest of their high school days. Bud Kestler wills his abilitjr to look like aman to some promising lower classman. Bud Grant gives his ability to look collegiate without being at college to some one who will take care of it. To Leander Quiring he leaves his ability to imitate A1 Jolson. Bert Gerlinger leaves his D.H.S pin to Minnie Sanders, along with his watch, ring, pen,and pencil. Dick Webb kindly gives his Number Ten double E shoes to any one who thinks he can fill them. Lucille Patterson bequeaths her numerous wisecracks to Gladys Lynn. Catherine Sibley leaves her quiet and reserved air to nsther Kecle and Mary Starbuck, respectively, to be divided equally between thorn. Laurie Fletcher bequeaths his reserved seat in Stockwoll s to Dan Quick, and his Salem dates to a junior, Ettrick Stinnotte, in the hope that he will carry on. Betty Jelinek wills her ability to acquire all the H’s with little or no effort to Alice Niens. To any Junior boy who will promise to care for her, Alton Strayer leaves Doris Newbill. Betty Harcombo loaves her generous supply of dumb remarks to Rachel Uglow, and her habit of daydreaming through all oral recitations to Irene Guy. To Dorothy Elliott, Dorothy ability as a debater. Minnich leaves her 1 ' I' I I ?:■! j| 1929

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ippirT l'!li|IH!!!!:!il:i,l!lill (Si' ' Hlll!MllMi:atnm D. n. S PERISCOPE vr Cf Mill: lili'lii ■, ..I 1,1 Ji.tBil nirwiiiiiwniiiMWiiW We, LAST 7ILL AND the class of 1929 sound and dis- posing mind and memory and not under duress, menace or fraud, or undue influence whatsoever,except from the faculty,and wishing to dispose of all the goods and property and privileges with which a wise ana a beneficent Providence has blessed us,do hereby make and publish and declare this to be a last will and testament, to wit or nit-wit: To Mrs. Whitworth we bequeath an automatically closing door to the study hall to shut out all the shouts emanating from the gym. To Miss De Vore we bequeath one dozen bottles of Dr. Mile’s ’’Nerve Tonic,’’ which we hope will relieve her of the nervous strain of presiding over a group of juniors in their roll room. To Miss Coshun we will one nice patent revolving countenance, guaranteed to look in every direction at the same tine, and trust that it will be of inestimable value in keeping watch over study hall. To Miss Marcy we will one large bottle of milk with which to pacify the freshmen who might become unruly in class meeting. To the various classes of D.II.S, we do hereby give, will, and devise as follows: To the midyear freshnen we donate our scholastic standing on the quarterly report. John Schmidt and ohoir,thc choir being the remainder of the senior class, loavo their ability as singers to the freshmen. To the sophomore class, the juniors to be, we bequeath our splendid grades, great integrity, good manners, and generous supply of pep. To the junior class, we hereby will our choice seats in the auditorium, namely, rows I, J, K, L,M, and N,and one large volume of the Book of Etiquette to relieve Miss Coshun of the necessity of delivering lectures on the subject. 1929

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mMHi—myM D H. s. PERISCOPE WSKBSM Bob Havter leaves his reputation as a fusser to Abel Usrlow,but hopes it will not be worn out before the year is over. Delbert Hunter leaves his spasmodic mustache, soup-strainer, or what have you, to Butch Moser. To Muriel Kelly, Beatrice Embree wills her infectious i le and her athletic prowess. To Mc„reraret Ellen Kelley, Franklin Kliever devises his position of chief critic of the Periscope and to some athletic youn'; sprouts such as Rex Pemberton or Ralph Finseth.he leaves his numerous D.H. S. letters. As executrix and testa trix of this last will and testament, we do hereby appoint Miss De Vore, thereby revoking all wills previously made by us, and do hereby set our hand and s??.l,on this thirty- SWMMWM 1929 HHlil