DYouville College - DYouvillian Yearbook (Buffalo, NY)

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QUVILLI -rm: Vi AN 1-9-:SX RN! I , 5 I .. v' age- has X f TN-M R ,. V , ALICE ftranslatingj: Say, they must have had large watches in Aeneas's time. IVIAIRIE1 Why? ALICE: Why, it says here that one of the harpies fell asleep on one. ELIZABETH: If a man emerges unharmed from the electric chair, of course, he cannot he held for trial again. TERESA: . Not a ghost of a chance. Phoebe arise! The morning has begun, The proctor is afstirring, And the second bell has rung. TITLE OF MAGAZINE ARTICLE: Materialism Loses its Grip. STUDENT: I didn't know it had a satchelf' ' Her width is wide, Her length is long, She is my only Latin guide, My lexicon. TOM freprimanding small brotherj: When I was your age I got 95 in average every month. ' SMALL BROTHER: W'ell, we haven't come to that yet. PROFESSOR: StiiIened and rigid muscles are a sure sign of death. JUNIOR ffuriously copying Philosophy notesj: Send me flowers. girls, I'm dying by inches, SENIOR: Just wait 'til I get m'gown. . STARTLED JUNIOR: Heavens, she's gone after Helen, with murder in her eye. In closing we wish to say that our one desire is to copyright the things we have written as Humorous, Then if you took them serif ously we could sue you for damages. 148 'L

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QQ V O- . QQ -run 9 N'-9-2 X L'UNE: Do you speak French? L'AUTRE: I know only two words and I have to use a key to re- member them. t L'UNE: Wh:-1t's the key? L'AUTRE: I can't remember that either. It's some kind of a. cleanser, I think. L'UNE: Sa.polio? L'AUTRE: Hal That is it. Bon Ami. . Apollo was probably very much surprised when Ann addressed him as: Oh, Smitherene! Faosn.: What time is it? MARC.: je ne sais pas. MARY M. finterpreting learnedly for 'benefit of Froshj: Ah, she doesn't think so. One day in class after a long dessertation on the evils of wealth, questions were in order. Now, Miss S., what do young men usually do when they have a great deal of money? MARC. fsuddenly rousedj: They, oh, why, they spend it, Sister. ADVANTAGES GAINED FROM STUDYINGUJ GREEK MARGARET: What is a satellite? ROMIE: The feminine of hoplitef' , M...-M. Over the tracks and far on her way Did Claire Connors go, For she was bound for her hometown The city of H2 O. IN THE LABORATORY ANNA R.: Catherine, however will you answer the question?l' CATHERINE W.: Don't worry, Annag I have a retort. GENE: What is nitrate? ANNE: It's cheaper than a day rate. 147

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THE 9 ISQSTX .f i' A QOUVILLIAN Svnrial Olaulrnimr Registration Day ............ Senior Elections .......... Junior Elections ............,......... Alpha Sigma Elections ........,.... Kappa Chi ..................................... Mass of the Holy Ghost ........., Sophomore Elections ............. Cap and Gown Sunday .......... Senior Dinner for Freshmen ........ Columbus Day, Holiday .......... Kappa Chi Initiation .......... Soclality Retreat ........................................... Sophomore Party for Freshmen ..........,. Election Day, Holiday ....................... Armistice Day, Holiday ..,................. Lecture by Dr. Katherine Brczy ........... Play .........................................................,,.............. Thanksgiving Holidays ........,... V Chancellor's Holiday ..........................,....................... Immaculate Conception Day, Holiday .......... Christmas Vacation ...............,................................ Mid-Year Examinations ............ InterfSemester Holiday ......,..... Freshman Elections ................ junior Prom ...,,. . ........... ,,., ...........,...............,... . . VV'ashington's Birthday, Holiday. ......... Annual Retreat ........................................ .......... 149 September 17 19 2 5 '28 October 2 fa 0 fs Q 5 6 12 14 20727 30 November 4 l l l 'Z 21 2640 December 1 S Dec. 19fjan. 6 January 1923 27 ......,......February 2 .. 18 22 26-Mar. 2