DYouville College - DYouvillian Yearbook (Buffalo, NY)

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QQ V O- . QQ -run 9 N'-9-2 X L'UNE: Do you speak French? L'AUTRE: I know only two words and I have to use a key to re- member them. t L'UNE: Wh:-1t's the key? L'AUTRE: I can't remember that either. It's some kind of a. cleanser, I think. L'UNE: Sa.polio? L'AUTRE: Hal That is it. Bon Ami. . Apollo was probably very much surprised when Ann addressed him as: Oh, Smitherene! Faosn.: What time is it? MARC.: je ne sais pas. MARY M. finterpreting learnedly for 'benefit of Froshj: Ah, she doesn't think so. One day in class after a long dessertation on the evils of wealth, questions were in order. Now, Miss S., what do young men usually do when they have a great deal of money? MARC. fsuddenly rousedj: They, oh, why, they spend it, Sister. ADVANTAGES GAINED FROM STUDYINGUJ GREEK MARGARET: What is a satellite? ROMIE: The feminine of hoplitef' , M...-M. Over the tracks and far on her way Did Claire Connors go, For she was bound for her hometown The city of H2 O. IN THE LABORATORY ANNA R.: Catherine, however will you answer the question?l' CATHERINE W.: Don't worry, Annag I have a retort. GENE: What is nitrate? ANNE: It's cheaper than a day rate. 147

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THB V 1935 x y -A ui X1 I SOPI-I: I've just learned that light travels 186,000 miles a second. JUNIOR: Well, wouldn't it beat you! FRVESHY: Is it true that the end of the world is coming in 1925? SUPERIOR SOPH: Silly! How could the end of the world come when it's round? PROF.: What is it that causes fear? PUPIL: The Unknown. PROF.: Nonsense! How could we fear what we don't know? Voeo SOT0: He never lived through the nights of exam week. SENIOR: Vv'hat do you think of electricity? COY FROSI-I: Why I think it's just shocking. SENIOR: Aren't the Freshmen a promising lot? STU. Gov. TREAS.: Yes, so I discovered when I attempted to col' lect their dues! YOUNG HOPEFUI.: Do you really think that anything I've written will live? ' ED.: Well, you know what Mark Anthony said, 'The evil that men do lives after them. CELINA: Shall we have celluloid collars? ANNE: No, because when we get into a heated argument they might melt. A. BILTON: I got on the car and found only two empty seats and there was a man in each one. Of course, there are one or two weak spots in the book, as for inf stance, Davids two unfortunate marriages--but the book as whole is great enough to stand fifty such mistakes. fMaybe the book is, but Heaven help David! J Some one said we Sophomores were dead. Please send candy, in- stead of flowers. fNot rock candyj 146

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QUVILLI -rm: Vi AN 1-9-:SX RN! I , 5 I .. v' age- has X f TN-M R ,. V , ALICE ftranslatingj: Say, they must have had large watches in Aeneas's time. IVIAIRIE1 Why? ALICE: Why, it says here that one of the harpies fell asleep on one. ELIZABETH: If a man emerges unharmed from the electric chair, of course, he cannot he held for trial again. TERESA: . Not a ghost of a chance. Phoebe arise! The morning has begun, The proctor is afstirring, And the second bell has rung. TITLE OF MAGAZINE ARTICLE: Materialism Loses its Grip. STUDENT: I didn't know it had a satchelf' ' Her width is wide, Her length is long, She is my only Latin guide, My lexicon. TOM freprimanding small brotherj: When I was your age I got 95 in average every month. ' SMALL BROTHER: W'ell, we haven't come to that yet. PROFESSOR: StiiIened and rigid muscles are a sure sign of death. JUNIOR ffuriously copying Philosophy notesj: Send me flowers. girls, I'm dying by inches, SENIOR: Just wait 'til I get m'gown. . STARTLED JUNIOR: Heavens, she's gone after Helen, with murder in her eye. In closing we wish to say that our one desire is to copyright the things we have written as Humorous, Then if you took them serif ously we could sue you for damages. 148 'L