DYouville College - DYouvillian Yearbook (Buffalo, NY)

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THB V 1935 x y -A ui X1 I SOPI-I: I've just learned that light travels 186,000 miles a second. JUNIOR: Well, wouldn't it beat you! FRVESHY: Is it true that the end of the world is coming in 1925? SUPERIOR SOPH: Silly! How could the end of the world come when it's round? PROF.: What is it that causes fear? PUPIL: The Unknown. PROF.: Nonsense! How could we fear what we don't know? Voeo SOT0: He never lived through the nights of exam week. SENIOR: Vv'hat do you think of electricity? COY FROSI-I: Why I think it's just shocking. SENIOR: Aren't the Freshmen a promising lot? STU. Gov. TREAS.: Yes, so I discovered when I attempted to col' lect their dues! YOUNG HOPEFUI.: Do you really think that anything I've written will live? ' ED.: Well, you know what Mark Anthony said, 'The evil that men do lives after them. CELINA: Shall we have celluloid collars? ANNE: No, because when we get into a heated argument they might melt. A. BILTON: I got on the car and found only two empty seats and there was a man in each one. Of course, there are one or two weak spots in the book, as for inf stance, Davids two unfortunate marriages--but the book as whole is great enough to stand fifty such mistakes. fMaybe the book is, but Heaven help David! J Some one said we Sophomores were dead. Please send candy, in- stead of flowers. fNot rock candyj 146

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W OUVILLIA THB 23- X 1' Q I Yi, ii i xv.. X I. K llll xk,N - ik , I HEARD HERE AND THERE ?n FRESHM.-KN BoARDEI1: Was there any mail for me SOPHOMORE Bofuzoeitz What is your name? FRESHMAN BOARDER: You'll find it on the envelopef INDUSTRIOUS STUDENT ftrying to study Physicsya What is meant by a 'couple' ? HER ROMANTIC CLASSMATE: One less than three-three is a crowd. JUNIOR freadingjz How to Study, in TEN INSTALLMENTSI' ANOTHER: Ho! They should see us during 'exam wcekf SENIOR: Why was Charles V.'s reign uneasy? SOPI-I.: Whose woulCln't be with a diet of worms? ?n ONE: What's your idea of solid comfort ANOTHER: Nothing to do and all the time I want to do it in. PLAYXVRIGHT: There is a great climax in the last act. just as two burglars climb in the kitchen window, the clock strikes one, then- MAN, -XGER: Be more explicit. Which one did the clock strike? Greek students are wondering if they would rather talk through their hats or through a sieve. ENTHUSIASTIC JUNIOR: I like them fair with tall hair. HELPFUL COMPANION: How would a Bornean do? FRENCH PUPIL ftranslatingyz I-Ie cast his eyes upon the ground and then went over and sat down. ANOTHER fsotto vocejz Another feat of science. 145'

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QQ V O- . QQ -run 9 N'-9-2 X L'UNE: Do you speak French? L'AUTRE: I know only two words and I have to use a key to re- member them. t L'UNE: Wh:-1t's the key? L'AUTRE: I can't remember that either. It's some kind of a. cleanser, I think. L'UNE: Sa.polio? L'AUTRE: Hal That is it. Bon Ami. . Apollo was probably very much surprised when Ann addressed him as: Oh, Smitherene! Faosn.: What time is it? MARC.: je ne sais pas. MARY M. finterpreting learnedly for 'benefit of Froshj: Ah, she doesn't think so. One day in class after a long dessertation on the evils of wealth, questions were in order. Now, Miss S., what do young men usually do when they have a great deal of money? MARC. fsuddenly rousedj: They, oh, why, they spend it, Sister. ADVANTAGES GAINED FROM STUDYINGUJ GREEK MARGARET: What is a satellite? ROMIE: The feminine of hoplitef' , M...-M. Over the tracks and far on her way Did Claire Connors go, For she was bound for her hometown The city of H2 O. IN THE LABORATORY ANNA R.: Catherine, however will you answer the question?l' CATHERINE W.: Don't worry, Annag I have a retort. GENE: What is nitrate? ANNE: It's cheaper than a day rate. 147