DYouville College - DYouvillian Yearbook (Buffalo, NY)

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W OUVILLIA THB 23- X 1' Q I Yi, ii i xv.. X I. K llll xk,N - ik , I HEARD HERE AND THERE ?n FRESHM.-KN BoARDEI1: Was there any mail for me SOPHOMORE Bofuzoeitz What is your name? FRESHMAN BOARDER: You'll find it on the envelopef INDUSTRIOUS STUDENT ftrying to study Physicsya What is meant by a 'couple' ? HER ROMANTIC CLASSMATE: One less than three-three is a crowd. JUNIOR freadingjz How to Study, in TEN INSTALLMENTSI' ANOTHER: Ho! They should see us during 'exam wcekf SENIOR: Why was Charles V.'s reign uneasy? SOPI-I.: Whose woulCln't be with a diet of worms? ?n ONE: What's your idea of solid comfort ANOTHER: Nothing to do and all the time I want to do it in. PLAYXVRIGHT: There is a great climax in the last act. just as two burglars climb in the kitchen window, the clock strikes one, then- MAN, -XGER: Be more explicit. Which one did the clock strike? Greek students are wondering if they would rather talk through their hats or through a sieve. ENTHUSIASTIC JUNIOR: I like them fair with tall hair. HELPFUL COMPANION: How would a Bornean do? FRENCH PUPIL ftranslatingyz I-Ie cast his eyes upon the ground and then went over and sat down. ANOTHER fsotto vocejz Another feat of science. 145'

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W ' 0uv1LL1 THB 1935-X -' 'Tai I l W as- X 'T , S I AN ANNOUNCEMENT AFTER EXAMS These cerebral premises, completely devastated by the professorial raid occurring in january of this year are now closed for repairs. Will reopen on or about May 21 with a new and original stock, consisting mainly of idle notions and an unlimited supply of dry goods, manu' factured by I. Teach fs? Co., and packed in handsome, heather-covered containers. AN EXAM WE MIGHT PASS HISTORY! 1. Name one of the opposing sides in the Spanish-American War. 2. On what date do we celebrate the Fourth of July? .w. Give the exact number of the forty-eight States. 4. Who was the leader of the unsuccessful party in Napoleon's defeat? 5. What caused the California Gold rush? LITERATURE : ' . 1. Who was the author of Shakespeare's Hamlet? 2. Give the geographic setting of A Short History of England. fs J. What was the home town of the Merchant of Venice? 4. Where did the Virginians live? ' MATH. : 1. If a man bought an acre of land for 8100, how much did it cost him? ' 2. If the distance from A to B is ten inches, what is the length of the line AB? J. How long will it take A, B and C, working together, to com' plete a piece of work which A can do in ten days, B in five days and G in fifteen days, and the three together in 11 days? fu 4. What shape is a circle? 5. Which is the largest angle of an equiangular triangle? To the struggling science student, Words of depth and misery, Since you have not done your lesson, Kindly report before three. 144

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THB V 1935 x y -A ui X1 I SOPI-I: I've just learned that light travels 186,000 miles a second. JUNIOR: Well, wouldn't it beat you! FRVESHY: Is it true that the end of the world is coming in 1925? SUPERIOR SOPH: Silly! How could the end of the world come when it's round? PROF.: What is it that causes fear? PUPIL: The Unknown. PROF.: Nonsense! How could we fear what we don't know? Voeo SOT0: He never lived through the nights of exam week. SENIOR: Vv'hat do you think of electricity? COY FROSI-I: Why I think it's just shocking. SENIOR: Aren't the Freshmen a promising lot? STU. Gov. TREAS.: Yes, so I discovered when I attempted to col' lect their dues! YOUNG HOPEFUI.: Do you really think that anything I've written will live? ' ED.: Well, you know what Mark Anthony said, 'The evil that men do lives after them. CELINA: Shall we have celluloid collars? ANNE: No, because when we get into a heated argument they might melt. A. BILTON: I got on the car and found only two empty seats and there was a man in each one. Of course, there are one or two weak spots in the book, as for inf stance, Davids two unfortunate marriages--but the book as whole is great enough to stand fifty such mistakes. fMaybe the book is, but Heaven help David! J Some one said we Sophomores were dead. Please send candy, in- stead of flowers. fNot rock candyj 146