DYouville College - DYouvillian Yearbook (Buffalo, NY)

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l . 0uvn.L1 WITH APOLOGIES By the shores of Vichy Waters, By the shining split rock waters, Stood the hut of Mapleine, Daughter she of Cuticura. Dark behind it rose LePage's Rose the strong and sure LePage'sg Bright before it beat the Waters, On the clear and shining Valspar, That, saving surface, saved the all. There thc wrinkled Aunt Jemima, Taught the little Resinol. Rocked him in his Simmon's bed, Bedded soft in Skinner's satin, Softly bound in Cortecellig Stilled his fretful wailing saying: Hush the Princeton Tiger'll get thee, Lulled him into slumber saying: Eya'wa, my little chiclet, Who is this that lights the- Aladdin With his Delco lights the Aladdin Many things Mentholatum taught him, Where Mazola is the thickest, Where the Mayonnaise is foundg Resinol grew strong and stronger, And he loves sweet Musterole. ss ITEMS OF INTEREST Plautius, the co1n1nunity's man of mystery, did another astounding thing last january. Standing in the highways and byways, he scattered Trinummum, or valuable gold pieces, to the awed crowds, in the midst of falling snowflakes, so, as he said, they could more easily get the drift. Mr. Sychology sailed last September for parts unknown with a number of inti' mate friends in his palatial private yacht. The points of interest at which they stopped were in all probability Sensation Harbor, the Isle of Perception and Conf cept Bay, all of which lie along the Stream of Consciousness. After landing, the party wandered through Memory Lane to the Abode of Knowledge, where they discussed the pleasurable events of the journey. . Mr. Matthew Arnold entertains a number of his Senior and junior friends at frequent at home gatherings, and strives to make all his guests feel entirely at home with him. Ann Alysis, who married into the Qualitative family, has distinguished herself by her brilliant and caustic comments upon the problems of her day. For instance, her controversy as to why Ed U. Cation is acquiring so many principles lately has set all the intellectuals aftalking. 142

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F' we D -'fx Qs- X FROSI-I CURIOSITY Where do the M's go when they go out? Where do the planes go in Solid? Well, I'll be darned! said the sock as a stitch ran up its clock, ATHLETICALLY SPEAKING .The delight of the B division-a ten-thirty gym class on an other' wise free morning. We have discovered that Freshmen are inconsequential atoms who think that-- Sandy Hook is a Scotchman. Saturday Evening Post is where the cowboys tether their ponies. Community Plate is the village ball park. Culture Epoch Theory is the last word in etiquette. The Three Musketeers were Wm. Tell, Daniel Boone and jesse James. Eskflmo Pie is an honorary frat. Fourth Floor Proctors are self-supporting students. Salt Cellar is a traveling salesman. Octupus is Latin for eight-headed cat. The Four Horsemen were Paul Revere, Don Quixote, Sheridan and Buffalo Bill. TALE or A Mouse: ' mouso, mousere, niousey, scotum, cato, caterc, kitty, caughtum, dogo, dogere, puppy, bitum, trapo, trapere, trapy, traptum. .s Genius, Says the freshman Who every day just catches The 8:75 Conn by the fetlock And hangs thereby precariously Is an infinite capacity For getting to school On time! 141

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. OUVILLI 'L ' 'T we gi AN 'sei A NTRAGIC COMEDY Time: Twelfth Nightg or what you will. Place: As You Like It. Dramatis Personae: Romeo and Juliet. SCENE I. JULIET: Unhand me, sir, I'll hear no 'Lover's Complaint' from you. You're simply making 'Much Ado About Nothing' and an absolute fool of yourself. ROMEO fmadflikej: But I will hear about these 'Two Gentlemen of Verona.' I'll not play 'Troilus' to your 'Cressida' nor 'Anthony' to your 'Cleopatra' They may have been deceived by fair face and cold mein but not I,--not I. JULIET: Well, you're not going to treat me after the fashion of that uncouth 'Othello'. As you browbeat me, my Romeo, you shall receive 'Measure for Measure.' ROMEO fponderingj: Ha! I can see I have used the wrong tactics for the Tamf ing of the Shrew'! I have stirred up quite a 'Tempest' and if I do not take care, I fear 'Love's Labour Lost'. Come, dear, let us forget these 'Gentlemen of Verona'. I have no wish to know of them. JULIET: But Romeo, it is but a 'Comedy of Errors'. They were agents for the 'Merchant of Venice' and came on business to see my father. ROMEO: Dearest, I am ashamed for ever having doubted your love. But let us forget the past, let us call this a 'Winter's Tale'g or better still, a 'MidfSumf mer Night's Dream', and join with me in saying, 'All's Well That Ends Well.' JULIET: But clon't you ever doubt me again or I'll have 'King Lear' pronounce a sentence of banishment on you. ROMEO: I'Iorrors! I shall hire 'Macbeth' to put me immediately out of my misery.' fFi7'liS,l Our Freshmen are brilliant In Mathematics, they're fine-- They can count up to ten If you start them at nine. l'm certainly getting down in the mouth, said the worm as it slid down the robin's throat. 143