Cyprus High School - Blue and Gold Yearbook (Magna, UT)

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mulnnunnunluninmnnuununnlnnlnnnununnnunu The best angle from which to approach any problem is the try-angle 'ia' TRY US WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS 'Ei Central Lumber 26 Hardware Co. The following are salutations : which the authors think will be op- s propriate for any occasion. They 5 have kindly consented to publish them for the enlightment of the gen- eral public. : Matrimonially yours-Laura C. 1 Fairbou rne. 2 Yours till the soil-Mr. Litchfield. Your till lipstick-Neal Minear. : Hopefully you rs-Dorothy. 5 Egotistically yours-Vance Walk- er. : Yours till l get some cents-Leslie 5 Nielson. 5 Cut 5 percent-Anna Pehrson. : Yours till trees bark-Tom. 1 Yours till further notice-Marie Lang. - Yours till I understand the unfair sex-Merrill. 5 Yours till the girls discover me- Bob. Page Ninety-tu ninunuianninnlninnnnuunnuuunuunnuuunuunnnuunu This is Morris Stevenson's idea of an Ideal Examination: l. When was the war of 1775? 2. ls the yeast plant a plant of an animal? 3. Give the square root of 1. 4. Who is the author of Well's Outline of History? 5. ls there a hyphen in good-bye? 6. How many feet are there in a foot-rule? 7. What position did General Lee hold in the army? 8. Subtract 0 from 25. 9. ls the late William McKinley dead? 10. How many were there in Washington's army of 700 men? nmuuinnmnnnunnnnmnnmmnunulnmmnmmnunn ununmnunmunmmmnumuumnmnmmmm:uunnnmnn We take pleasure in thanking you for your patronage We believe everything you buy from us will give you entire satis- faction We want your trade solely upon the merits of our goods You will proit byitrading here. CPleasant .Green Groeeryf' Magna, Utah Phone 91

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flhe Drive Inn Service Station and cMcCall and Clingetx wish the Senior Class of 1927 Success and Prosperity! bfQHv.l-6V-I-Quill Fil so SMOOTH so POWERFUL so BEAUTIFUL CPaulos Qfiuto Company' Magna Tooele Phone l Phone ll To the boys and girls of Magna! A When you want Sheet Music, Saxophones or Trumpets Also Ukelele, and Ukelele Banjos Give us a Chance. 2 Glen Bros-Roberts Piano Co. 161 So. Main Street Salt Lake City nun ununnnnnmnuunnmmn n Page Ninety

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PHOTOGRAPHS OF QUALITY We photograph anything Reasonable Prices Our Aim is to Please ni? Cfhomserfs Studio Eirst East, First South Magna, Utah ' Let us finish your kodak work Bob Sonne: I can tell a real lady by the way she dresses, can't you? Wayne S.: Dunno, I never watched one. A COMEDY IN THREE ACTS Act I. Merrill and two pints. Act II. Merrill and one pint. Act III. One pint. Douglas S.: 'II never kiss a new acquaintance for twenty-four hours. Wayne. I-I.: '!Heavens, I never kiss anybody for more than twenty minutes. Russel: For heaven sake, throw that gum away. Charolette: I can't, it's bor- rowedf' There are two kinds of girls- those you can kiss, and those you don't want to. WHY MEN LEAVE HOME tWins gOssip Mothers-in-law House clEaning . naggiNg Some girls ride in taxis Because they love the rideg While others do the riding For the loving on the side. Collars and cuffs contain more starch than potatoes, but are not so easily digested. . fm. 1 r ess .,,.,,, I ,,,. lllllllll lllllllllll Only A Good Watch Combines Real Usefulness and Beauty All our watches are standard makes encased in the newest and most beautful cases Every Watch Guaranteed S. Freshmen 317 S. Main St. Salt Lake City nnnnnnnmummmmuun lininininnnummmmnu Page Ninty-three