Cyprus High School - Blue and Gold Yearbook (Magna, UT)

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The Junior Cpromenade Of '27 PATRGNS ' Principal and Mrs. T. P. Brockbank Mr. and Mrs. A. C. Harch Dr. and Mrs. C. O. Jensen Mr. and Mrs. Gus Ensign Mr. and Mrs. Edwin K. Windor CLASS OFFICERS' OWEN JACOBS ........ President MARGUERITE HARBACH . . . . Vice-President FLORENCE P1-HLPOT .... Secretary and Treasurer CLASS ADVISORS HELVIE VAN ORDEN VEVE BERGON PROM COMMITTEE Miss ERDA WILLIAMS TOM KINIRY GRACE BRUNER ELIZA HARMON MARION SWENSON PHILUP PETERSON Page Sewniy- tl

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Facultya Scandal Miss: Phillips, Mrs. Van Orden, Mr. Litchneld, and Mr. Richmond played bridge on April l. I wonder what this faculty is coming to. I actually- saw Mr. Boyle riding with some young lady the other day. She was a blonde though. 'Miss Williams wins the faculty popularity contest. Mr. Richmond is overheard telling Mr. Christensen why gentlemen prefer blondes. I Mrs. Roundy makes frequent visits over to see Mr. Buckner. Of course business must be attended to. f Girls! Mr. Walker has consented to tell us how he keeps that marcel looking so natural! Remember when Mr. Litchfield admitted in assembly that he knew his onions when it came to chickens? If youlll be sure and not breathe a word l'll tell you something about Miss Pehrson. I saw her at the theatre Sunday evening. Her escort was a most handsome collegiate. Before I had time to fully realize this, she took from her bag a powder puff and lip stick-Can you beat the way some of these teachers are growing old? But thi inally brought me to tears. It was one of those wild parties that faculty ni :mbers attend. lt all happened in a cabaret. Miss Winters was dancing the black bottom, while Mr. Strong played his harmonica. Mr. Hatch wore a bright colored cap and was encircled in serpentine and covered with confetti. ,Miss Nielson wore a flaming red dress and carried a flask. I fell in a faint and Mr. Willard Jenson, in his rush to my assistance, uncovered the hidden treasure on his hip. When I had recovered I saw Miss Bergon gayly puffing on a cigarette which Mr. jess Jenson was lighting for her. Mr. Larsen managed to help me into a taxi, and who should be chauffeur but Mr. Brockbank. He failed to recognize me and I sank back in my seat bewildered until my destination was reached. Miss Allen is planning to sign a contract very soon, She is so business- Iike, Cbut she forgets that we are not all freshmanj. She also makes frequent visits south, says to see her mother. P P Did you notice how pale Mr. Christensen was yesterday? It was because he swallowed his gum when Mr. Brockbank ask him a question. It was the last stick he had. You know Mr. Brockbank just bosses these teachers around some- thing terrible. If I were them I wouldn't stand for it. He can't at home so they let him at school. AUTHOR UNKNOWN gc Seventy'-1

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1' The Senior class was studying letter writing, and Miss Pehrson gave an official' call for a friendly letter. In response she received the following letter from Eldred Farnsworth: Q U States United, September the two My Dear Cousin Hans: I now take my pen and ink in hand and write you mit a lead pencil, ve do not live where we used to live, 've live ver ve have moved. I hat to say it, but your dare old aunt wot you loffed so vel iss ded. She dies of New Monia on New Years Day in New Orleans 15 minutes in front of five. Some people thing she died of population of the heart. The doctors gave all hopes of having her ven she died. Her breath leaked out. She leeves a family of two boys and two cows. They found 3100 soecl up in her bustle, it was a lot of money to leeve behind, she viled it all to the boys, in case they , died, the fortunef goes tothe cows. Mrs. Offenback isj very sick she iss just at deths door but the doctor things he can pull her thru. She has such a nice boy, he is just like a human beast. I took him to the hospital to see the people and ve had a lovely time. Your brother Gus took our dog Fido down to the saw mill yesterday to have a fight. He ran up against one of the big circular saws, and he only lasted one round. All the Boosbecks family have got the mumphs, and they are having a svell time. I am sending you back your overcoat by express in order to save express charges I cut off the buttons. You'Il rind them in the inside coat pocket. I Mother is 'making sausage and all the nebors are looking for der dogs. Ve sent Hilda over to the butchers to see if he had some pigs feet, and she come and said she didn't know, for de butcher had his shoes on. I shust graduated from college. I took up electrocution and fiscal torture, I learned to be a singygrapher too. I got a job in de livery stable as singygrapher raking down de hay for de horses. Der is lot of people dying around here lately that never died before. Now I vish ve were close apart, I am oflly lonesome since ve vere separated together. Your bruther Franz is getting along Hne mit de small pos and hope you are the same. Hope you will write sooner as I did, I remain your cousin, Fritz Scniderback. 5 P. K. If you get this letter let me know, and I vill write anuther. Two time P. K. Have just received dat money I owe you but have closed up the letter and can't get it in. ge Seventy-four