Crossville High School - C Vala Yearbook (Crossville, AL)

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CLASS PROPHECY We see in the future a life of teaching and piano playing for Gladys Stewart. She was so busy she found herself an old maid without a bedfellow. And there’s Dorothy Davis, a bookkeeper for Sears, Roe- buck Co. Budoy Hearn now owns a big construction FIRM WITH KOELWYN DaVIS, HIS CLOSE RELATIVE AND TOP SUPERINTENDENT. KOELWYN DOES MOST OF THE WORK, as Buddy still makes his daily trips to Sylvania. Charles Gilland and La DueWillmore are in the movies. They have taken Abbot’s ano Costella’s places. Of course, they make their regular trips BACK TO DeKALB TO SEE THE SHORT WOMEN. LEMUEL Wallace has made a star of himself. He has the Fred Allen Show on television. It seems Hiram Frasier couldn’t make up his mind. He ran around WITH TWO BLONDES AND ENDED WITH A RED-HEAD. JOY Lindsey thought for awhile, that she would go to COLLEGE, BUT DECIDED TO MARRY A QUARTERBACK AND SETTLE DOWN. We HEAR THE PITTER-PATTER OF LITTLE FEET AROUND MONFORD JONE?S HOUSE. IS HE RAISING- A FOOTBALL TEAM? Ah, ROBERT HOWARD IS A LAWYER. All lawyers are good liars. Robert hasn’t lost a case. Well, here’s Duane Chambers overW.A.V.U. GIVING REDUCING EXERCISES. GEN E MORGAN IS STILL GOING AROUND UNOBSERVED. HE KNOWN TO THE UNDER world as Silent Sam. Fr nces Knight still hangs a- ROUND A GROCERY STORE IN ALBERTVILLE AS BRIGHT AS ever. Wanda Dickerson now belongs to the musi- cian’s union. She plays second fiddle. Ed Cash STILL HAS RED HAIR IN HIS EYES. OH, WHAT’S THIS, A LOT OF LITTLE EDS . O’NEAL TEMPLETON’S WIFE IS OFTEN MISTAKEN FOR HIS DAUGHTER. WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW, OUR OLD FRIEND ROY LANEY IS JUST AS JOLLY AS EVER, IF YOU GET WHAT I MEAN. MURIEL RAINS NOW OWNS A FLEET OF GROUND SLIDES, AND ALSO AN AGENCY FOR STALK CUTTERS.