Creston High School - Annual Yearbook (Creston, OH)

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F-2222: :::::::::::f:::-w H ll ll li H H gg H A R N A N 55 EE Department Store if ll ll if Groceries - Dry Goods li tl :I Ladies' and Chilcli-en's Ready-to-Wear P 5: Men's and Boys' Clothing llama-:Ea::,,,mmmxl The teacher believed in giving her class les' sons in general knowledge, "What is this?" she asked one day, holding up a small object. WA pay envelope," replied little Freddie, promptly. "Good," exclaimed the teacher. "And what did it contain?" "Money," said little Freddie, "your wages." "Very good, Freddie," she said beaming around the class. 'LAny questions about it?" "Please, teacher," remarked one thoughtful child, "Where do you work?" !::::::: :::::::::::::: Alphabetically speaking: The letter "e" is said to be the most unfortunate letter in the alphabet, because it is always out of cash, forever in debt, never out of danger, and in hell all the time. All of which is true. Still, it is never in war, always in peace, and al' ways in something to eat. It is the beginning of existence, the commencement of ease, and the end of trouble. Vxfithout it there would be no life, no heaven. It is the center of honesty and is always in love, It is the beginning of encouragement and endeavor, and the end of failure. There was a young lady of Rome Who fell down one day on her comb. It's canny, you see But she'll always be A little bit cracked in her dome. -Marjorie Mulhollan There was an old man of New York Who hated to use any fork. While eating one day The fork got away And he lost all that point rationed pork. -Pauline Irvin N ::::: ::::::I n 0 H 3 II 0 it The CULLIEN PRINTING co. If EE EE 1: PRINTERS OF THIS ANNUAL 12 0 ll ll u II ll gg WOONSTER, oH1o 1g ll H 0 ll nu lj hl1:3:llI1i333:: illliilliiiiiiiii1311311331:2:2 32111 There was an old man of Japan K::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::'z Who used to dance with a fan, A But he ran like the rest C0"gmtulaf'0n5 When he had a strange guest, ,, . ,, The Marines were preparing to land! 1944 Graduating Class -Kate Murray WE MADE THE PICTURES :K as :N Pk FOR THIS ANNUAL ll 0 Superintendent: But you're asking for a 4' " rather high salary, seeing that you know nothf lng about of teachlllg. ll I 7 ll Teacher: But, you see, not knowing the ll work makes it so much harder for me, ll::::::::::::::,::::::::::::::sa fPage Fortyftlfweej

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F3ZZitttliilltiiittllit:Ziittiittttiiilittiil2222333335333-3:33:31 U U ll u ll ll gg aL. G. BALFOUR COMPANY 55 II ATTLEBORO, MASSACHUSETTS II ll ll if Class Rings and Pins II Commencement Invitations ma n :I Diplomas - Personal Cards I1 0 . 0 p ll if Represented by F. L. WALLACE, P.O. Box 123, Toledo 1, Ohio lL:::::::::::xx:ax:cxxix2::::::::::::::,::::::::: .::: :J "Daddy, may I ask you a question?" K:::::::::::::::::::: ::::::'ff 'LYes, son, but it must be a short onef, 0 ll If H dqctor 15 dostormg 9' doctor, does the Phone: Sterling 20, Seville 3891, Res. 13 doctor doing the doctoring have to doctor the d t h h d b ' d d Waist ag 55 235,35 tsgnsazftzfc, 55 1, W , M A 1 B A C H gg 0 Elzgggyt ding Odor t 6 Octor the Way he Furniture, Hardware, Dry Goods, ak wk :k Carpets, Jewelry, Patent Medicines, etc. Virgil Markley: fvisiting new dentist for first timej "Have you been a dentist very long, You Can Always D0 Better df DOC?" " MAIBACHS " Dentist: "No, I was a rivetor till I got too nervous to work up high," 1I,:,:::::,:,:,:::::::::-:::aa:::.i E """""'-"--"-r'---"-- c:-H Elderly Lady: 'Tm so worried about my ll 0 grandson, Paddy McMullin. He Wrote his ma II Co ,me t that he's been running around with a jeep." II mpl n S of Second Elderly Lady: "Why, Mary, that's :I nothing to worry about. A jeep is a little 1: S A L L Y ' S 0 automobile used by the armyf' 4' First Lady: "Well, Annie, I'm so glad to If WOOSTER, OHIO hear that. I thought a jeep was a female japf' t 0 II a les mar eating Ppare "For heaven's sake," wrote Tommy to his H and SPO1'tSW6ar wife, "Don't send me any more of those nag' 1: 0 ging letters While I'm at the Front. I want it::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::ll to fight this war in peace." F::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::1 lb ll ll , , Il 1: Congratulatzons . . Sensors of 1944 Class :Q 0 0 if Frigidaire, Carrier, Maytag, Philco, Iron Fireman, Iron-Rite Ironers if Have all gone to war but will be back soon nr 0 II Your Dealer II mr n ll ll 55 TOM REESE AND SUNS JE lexcxxzxcxx,:,::,:::,:,:,,::,,x::,::,,:x-ccieecmciczxl fPage Fortyftwoj

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:::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::-41 I U II ll in ni I: . :f ll Complzments of U 5: EE n u II ll 1- A I' R I E N D -+ nu 0 II ll ll CRESTON, OHIO II Il II ll II AL:3::3:::::2i33:::iiliiiilitilil --iiiliiiiil 22:2--Iltliiiilllillij Miss Kalkas: fTrying to keep orderj "I YE:::::::::::::f:f::::::::2:2:2271 want this stopping talked." ' as sk as :ze n ' nu lr mu D Sign in barber shop windovv: During alteraf N I C K A M S T E B' tions, Patrins will :be shaveil in thekback. Manhattan Shirts, Stetson Hats ' ' ' nu 0 After man came woman, and she has been Hart Schagnel' and Marx after him ever since. Clothes su Miss Mcllvainez 'iWhat knight is your WQQSTER, 01-110 favorite?" 0 nu Mary Zehner: "Saturday night." lL:,::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Q r::::::::::::::::::::::: -:::: ::--::::::::::::::::::f::::::::::::-n 0 ll tl lr II ll 0 nu fi The EDUCATIONAL SUPPLY Co. gg 0 ll ll Didplomas - Name Cards - Invitations if Salesman, DUKE BLACET, Massillon, Ohio mv 0 nr 0 II MASSILLON, OHIO ll II 0 ll 4- ---- f ----A--.........Y......... .....AA....---AA--------------- A "For beating your wife, I will fine you fB1.lO," said the judge. "I don't object to the dollar," said the prisf oner, "but what is the ten cents for?" "That," said the Judge, His the Federal tax on amusementsf' Pk 2? 25 2:4 A bright sophomore: of Seven Gables?" "Have you a House Much brighter senior: ing in real estate." "No, I am not deal' Opal, a spinster, was breakfasting at a restaurant. The vvaiter asked politely, "How would you like your rice?" "Thrown at me, big boy," was the curt reply. 24 Dk 224 Customer: "The sausages you sent me were meat at one end and bread crumbs at the otherf, Butcher: "Quite so, madam. In these hard times it is very difficult to make both ends meat." fPage Fortyffotwj