Creston High School - Annual Yearbook (Creston, OH)

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l::::::::::::::::::::' xx? T::::::'A""::::::u::::x::TT il ll Il II 1: Compliments of 0 " ll . tl 'I II ll Comphments of 0 H I ll Il ,, BEAVERS ,,:: 55 ll " - - " " CUFFEY INSURANCE Co " QQ Gulf SBIVICG Station QQ if an 0 p ll EE OPEN 7 to 7 CRESTON, OHIO , 0 QE CRESTON, OHIO II :E L:::::::::C:C:C::2:2222222222225 E2222 -2 -2-- 2222222222222222222H f::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::TI A tramp went into a drug store one day. 1: "Do I look as if I had a million?" he asked the 11 Compliments to Clerk- :I "No,' replied the druggist. QE Class of 1944 "Well, I have," said, the tramp. "Give me :I a box of louse powder. ll U 3 g Z 3 ll . ll lg James Bros' Trucklng CO' Mr. Martin: "Will you lend me S10 for a II CRESTON, OHIO :I month, Old boy?" Il Mr. Frey: "What would a month old boy lL:::::,,,::::::,::::,::::3,322 do with sro?" Mrs. Blough: "Now say your prayers, son' ny, and go to sleep." Jimmy fbasketball playerj: "God bless ma, God bless pa, God bless me, rah, rah, rah!" DF PF 34 ak Bobby Hart: 'lSay, do you know you can't send Parcel Post packages to Columbus?" Norma Beal: "No, why not?" Bobby: "Because he's dead." ak :R ak as Louise Metsker: "Why is a face towel like a Marine?" Betty Plants: "Because it wipes so many drips off the map." F:::::::::f::::f::::::::::2::::-v ll ll ll 0 ll .nr II II 1: Compliments of Ei 5: gg RIPLEY'S PRINT SHOP if 0 0 ll CRESTON, OHIO Il II ll ll li u H ll ll il ll li ::3:::::::::::::::::::222:1 F v--- '----f---f- ---'---'---- Y - -an II II EE For AVON Products ll AND QE Harford F rocks fl li PHONE zssz CRESTON QQ ROBERT and ADA FISHER QE Sterling street ll ll 5 ---A ::::::::::::::::::::: ----- A SWINDLE SHEET In Atlanta it was Mabel, In Mobile her name was Flo. Cincinnati it was Dolly, Betty Jane in Buffalo. In old Philly it was Mary, Down in Tampa it was jean. But on his week's expense sheet, It was "Meals and Gasoline." And then theres the story of the old maid who bought a Pullman ticket and insisted on an upper berth because she wanted a man under her bed. fPage Fortyfonej

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Heres proof, claims the cynic, that time is the best of friends: Thirteen years ago johnny and Mary were both 17. Today he's 30, but she is only 21. ? X 3 X A guide, showing Roberta Wiles through the zoo, took her to the kangaroo's cage. "Here, madamf' he said "we have a native of Australia." Roberta stared at it in horror. "Good gracf ious!" she said. "And to think that my sister married one of themf' li KE.ENEY's CAFETEBIA ii gg Known from Coast to Coast S WOOSTER, OHIO YVhen a fellow breaks a date he usually fun" """' ""' """"'Tl 1: has to. 3 Compliments of VV'hen a girl breaks a date she usually has nu two. J ll 'I :E fs vs as a- ir C U L L I N S 3 DEFINITIONS :I B d B h h Confirmed bachelor: One who thinks that the an eauty an ar er S Op 0 only thoroughly justified marriage was the if one that produced him. 'l Housewarming: Last call for wedding presents. II Phone 2232 Creston, Ohio 0 nr 0 Sanitarium: A place where people wind up fL::,:::::::::::::::::::::::::::lL when they are run down. Dean Mumaw: "I don't see why you date K::f:::":::::::::: ' '::: :CX her. She's a terrible dancer." Dean Blough: "Maybe she can't dance, but Compliments of she sure can intermissionlw ll NEW1v1AN's They were single and went walking, I 1: And her heart did skip a beat F a I m D a 1 1' Y lp As she stumbled on the sidewalk And he murmured, 'SCareful, Sweet." ll Now the wedding bells have rung, SEVILLE, OHIO 0 And they walk the selffsame street, PHQNE 2803 She stumbled on the sidewalk ll And he yelled, "Pick up your feet." lL::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::a r::::::::::::::::::::::::::-:::: :: ::::::::: 22:-:sv tl ll U 0 nu 0 II ALLIS - CHALMERS FARM EQUIPMENT nn If HIN MAN MILKERS 1 ll ESCO MILK COOLERS and FREEZING UNITS 4 0 0 0 0 ll ll 55 W.F.wE1GLEY if ll if WOOSTER CRESTON 2: U 0 u::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::: ---A--A- -A-AAA---- ---i l:Page Fortyl

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F3ZZitttliilltiiittllit:Ziittiittttiiilittiil2222333335333-3:33:31 U U ll u ll ll gg aL. G. BALFOUR COMPANY 55 II ATTLEBORO, MASSACHUSETTS II ll ll if Class Rings and Pins II Commencement Invitations ma n :I Diplomas - Personal Cards I1 0 . 0 p ll if Represented by F. L. WALLACE, P.O. Box 123, Toledo 1, Ohio lL:::::::::::xx:ax:cxxix2::::::::::::::,::::::::: .::: :J "Daddy, may I ask you a question?" K:::::::::::::::::::: ::::::'ff 'LYes, son, but it must be a short onef, 0 ll If H dqctor 15 dostormg 9' doctor, does the Phone: Sterling 20, Seville 3891, Res. 13 doctor doing the doctoring have to doctor the d t h h d b ' d d Waist ag 55 235,35 tsgnsazftzfc, 55 1, W , M A 1 B A C H gg 0 Elzgggyt ding Odor t 6 Octor the Way he Furniture, Hardware, Dry Goods, ak wk :k Carpets, Jewelry, Patent Medicines, etc. Virgil Markley: fvisiting new dentist for first timej "Have you been a dentist very long, You Can Always D0 Better df DOC?" " MAIBACHS " Dentist: "No, I was a rivetor till I got too nervous to work up high," 1I,:,:::::,:,:,:::::::::-:::aa:::.i E """""'-"--"-r'---"-- c:-H Elderly Lady: 'Tm so worried about my ll 0 grandson, Paddy McMullin. He Wrote his ma II Co ,me t that he's been running around with a jeep." II mpl n S of Second Elderly Lady: "Why, Mary, that's :I nothing to worry about. A jeep is a little 1: S A L L Y ' S 0 automobile used by the armyf' 4' First Lady: "Well, Annie, I'm so glad to If WOOSTER, OHIO hear that. I thought a jeep was a female japf' t 0 II a les mar eating Ppare "For heaven's sake," wrote Tommy to his H and SPO1'tSW6ar wife, "Don't send me any more of those nag' 1: 0 ging letters While I'm at the Front. I want it::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::ll to fight this war in peace." F::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::1 lb ll ll , , Il 1: Congratulatzons . . Sensors of 1944 Class :Q 0 0 if Frigidaire, Carrier, Maytag, Philco, Iron Fireman, Iron-Rite Ironers if Have all gone to war but will be back soon nr 0 II Your Dealer II mr n ll ll 55 TOM REESE AND SUNS JE lexcxxzxcxx,:,::,:::,:,:,,::,,x::,::,,:x-ccieecmciczxl fPage Fortyftwoj