Creston High School - Annual Yearbook (Creston, OH)

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'DIU ID AN N IUAXIL ADVERTISING and HUMOR NZM is for the Zest.that makes life worth while. And for bits of humor that make you smile. Although good jokes are as rare as gold, We hope these stories are not too old. So keep on reading: go clear to the end, And to our advertisers your attention lend. Our thanks to them we surely oweg This book would have failed without their Udoughu. Please give them your patronage, we ask of you. Of their Uwaresu these ads will give a clew, You will take increasing pride and joy with your Balfour ring over the years. CLASS RINGS AND PINS COMMENCEMENT INVITATIONS DIPLOMAS - PERSONAL CARDS CUPS - MEDALS - TROPHIES Jeweler to the Senior Class of Creston High School L o BALFQUR cewxexwv Rsexesfwreo ax' LEE fxafaowoee i .BOX 335 NEWARK Qi-HQ ll QD 4 ll

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