Cowanesque Valley High School - Cowanesquean Yearbook (Westfield, PA)

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Class Prophecy Here it is 19675 and we are on our way, in BARB WllSON'S Pontiac, to visit our friends of the Class of 1957. We have our radio turned to the Grand Ol' Opry, and hear SHIRL MOON singing her latest hit song, Green Patent Leather Shoes which literally sent Elvis Presley back to truck driving! Oops! Better slow down! Here comes State Policeman, EUGENE IAMPHIER, on his motorcycle. We learn later at VIRGINIA MOON'S diner, THE GREASY SPOON , that he was on his way to check on WALTER ROSS who was speeding around in his new racer--creating a trafic hazard as usual! While we are eating lunch at Ginny's, NATALIE LARRISON walks in with her twin boys. Looks like Nat got her other ring! From Nat we learn that ROSE TAFT and her husband own a horse ranch out West. They employ ROSE WOOD as trainer. As we leave the Diner, we see a low flying jet. Well, look at the handsome pilot--SIR DALE GUNN , Fsquire! We hear that he took the silo right off CHARLIE BOOM'S farm. RONNIE HATCHER, CARROLL DOAN, and ARTHUR SCHMIDT, also farmers, give Charlie all their support in suing Dale for damages. As we walk down the street, we see .1 Beauty Salon, owned and operated by ELSIE POTTER. DONNA CARD and SHIRLEY GRAFF work UQ as her assistants. SHARON CARR advertises Carr's HAPPY CHAPPY HAND LOTION, guaranteed to chap, crack, and dry your skin. Well, who is this? GAYLE LF.ICHl.ITF.R is coming in for a shampoo and manicure. Gayle is now a model on the BIG SHOW OFF . She mentions that MAUREEN LOVEL has her own Comedy Show, BLUE BONES fwhat happened to Red Skelton?j, which features DAVID ANTHONY as dancer. BARBARA TUBBS, Maureen's secretary, is in Bellevue Hospital recover- ing from a fit of laughter, as a result of typing Maureen's script! We visit Barb and are amazed to see GENE STAFFORD in an interns uniform Qcould it be that he will be a Doc after all?I He tells us that BRENDA BUFFARD is well on her way to becoming head phwical therapist. ls that why they call her Bender '? ANN WATKINS and GAII. FITZWATER have become top medical secretaries and are planning to return to our hometown soon. Due to a booming new business, owned by BILL ALLEN, assisted bg-:ngineers JOHN HFGMANN and HOMER BEBOUT, Westfield is now large enough to support a Travel Bureau. As we enter it, we d JANE KIIBURN making reservations for her next trip a- broad. JOYCE YAMER is reservationist. During our conversation with Joyce, we learn that MAX ATWELL has a fine job as sec- retary for a Knitting Mill owned and operated by BRAD RICE. He went crazy over needles and Home Ec. teachers! To our amazement we see around the corner a large, beautiful Mansion! No! ! It's the Cowanesque Valley Joint High School of 1967, COMPLETED ONLY A WEEK AGO. Back of the school we see a large playground full of many screeching children, and in their group a fiustered teacher. Why it's PEG SMITH! She is now scolding a small blond boy, who is one of CAROL DOREMUS'S fDAVlSy six boys. Peggy tells us that BETH HOLLAND and RUBY SKINNER head the Home Ee. Department. Teaching English are MARY LYN ERWIN and ANN CUNNINGHAM. MARY LOU BUELL helps in kindergarten. MARY ANN DOUGLASS is fourth grade teacher, and LOIS WATKINS is basketball coach! ! ! We go into the school and to the door marked 0f:Ece . We knock lightly and a familiar voice tells us to come in. VVhen we open the door, we see LUCY PLANK sitting behind a typewriter, on her desk a sign reads SCHOOL SECRETARY. We learn that MARY FORSBERG is the school nurse, after chatting awhile we decide to leave. As we do so we recognize the janitor to be BOB MILLER. As we drive back to town, we run out of gas. So, we stop at a local service station and ind that GENE KOLESAR has the same old job--piunping gas. He tells us that JON WIl.LlAMS and l.LOYD TREAT are making a career of the Army, and DALE DRAUCKER of the Navy. Back in town we notice a new Dress Shoppe by the name of FLORIES . Could it be that FLORA CARY is the owner? We in- vestigate and find that LOIS DRAKE is clerk. She tells us that ESTHER BRUGGER is still in college--she took a long elementary course ! On an electric pole we see a political poster. From that we learn that NANCY VAUGHAN is currently running for Senator on the DEMOCRAT Ticket. Pity the Republicans! ! We pick up a local newspaper and learn that EVELYN DRAPER is doing fine work as a Hotel Chamber Maid Qhousekeeperj. LINDA RUSHMORE works for the bank Qhow long before it will go bankrupt?j GENE WHITE is street cleaner, and as a hobby he manufactures motors that are run by Sugar Jets. As we learn all this of our old classmates we also learn that Mr. SMITH has resigned teaching Qwhen the Physic's Class blew the comer off the new building making Ice Cream, he thought that that was too n1uch!j. Mr. HEYLER has produced enough new hybrid plants to retire and is now devoting all his time to his chickens. 32

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Last Will And Testament We, the Class of Fifty-Seven, Cowanesque Valley High School, WestEeld, Tioga County, Pennsylvania, being of sound mind and memory, do make, publish, and declare this our last Will and Testa- ment. To the faculty, we leave our sincere thanks and appreciation for the help and understanding, and, we quote, Understanding , which they have given us. To Mr. Heyler and Mr. Smith, we will our deepest appreciation for all they have done for us and also our hope that they shall have less unruly homerooms in the future. BILL ALLEN wills his curly red hair to JERRY JOHNSON. DAVID ANTHONY wills his dancing ability to DAVID COBB. MAXINE ATWEIL wills her love for long walks, to anyone who wants a cold. HOMER BBOUT wills his ability to keep out of trouble to any of the Freshmen boys who need it. FSTHER BRUGGER wills a quiet second period study hall to Mrs. SCHMI'l'T. BRENDA BUFFARD wills her love for the Armed Forces to WANDA SKINNER. SHARON CARR wills her love for servicemen to CAROL WILKINSON. ANN CUNNINGHAM wills her Chemistry Lab book to MARY LYN BROCK. CAROL DAVIS wills her love for the '56 Chevrolets to SALLY CHASE. CARROLL DOAN wills his ability to keep out of trouble to anyone clever enough to do so. LOIS DRAKE wills her ability to get along with people to her sister, VERA. EVELYN DRAPER wills her love for Home Bc. class to her sister BTHER. DALE DRAUCKER wills his unceasing ambition to anyone man enough to take it. MARY ANN DOUGLASS wills her naturally curly hair to CAROL LEICHLITER. MARY LYN ERWIN wills her Senior Class Presidency to GARY BAR- TOO. GAIL FITZWATER wills her love for MSTC Cafeteda to GARY GLBA- SON. SHIRLEY GRAFF wills her love for the Air Force to her sister, JOAN. RONAID HATCHER wills his ability to get in Mrs. Burrell's 7th and 8th period Study Hall to GIB RUEF. JOHN HEGMANN wills his feet to next years Seniors so they will have a large foundation. BETH HOLLAND wills a large bottle of aspirin to next year's editor. JANE KIl..BURN wills her love for popcorn to anyone lucky enough to get next year's popcorn boy. GENE LAMPHIER wills his senior homework to SANDRA CUMBER- LEDGE. NATALIE LARRISON wills her big appetite to anyone who likes to eat. ROBERT MILLER wills his hard work in Study Hall to DAVID GEORGE. SHIRLEY MOON wills her love to write to servicemen to BARBARA MOON. VIRGINIA MOON wills her love for eighth period study hall on Friday for anyone who can work. LUCILLE PIANK wills her love of typing for Mr. Kline to anyone who gets stuck with it. ELSIE POTTER wills her love for Wellsville to anyone else who want: lt. WALTER ROSS wills his ability to tomrent Mr. Kline and skip school to JOHN BESSEMER. LINDA RUSHMORE wills her love for the Navy Reserves to anyone who is willing to put up with a sailor's flirty ways. RUE' SKINNER wills her long finger nails to anyone who won't bite em. ARTHUR SCHMIDT wills his blond hair to NASON BRASS. ROSE TAFT wills her love for history to TI-IERBIA McLAUGHLlN. LlDYgO'LREAT wills his ability to leave girls alone to RICHARD M . BARBARA TUBBS wills her love for a certain school teacher to JO- LENE SMITH. LOIS WATKINS wills her natural curly hair to ELLEN STFADMAN. ROSE WOOD wills her love for Ruby Skinner to Ruby's sister, WANDA JOYCE YAFGER wills her love for 7th period Study Hall to MIKE CLARK. ' CHARLIE BOOM wills his love for the country to DUANE ROOT. MARY LOU BUELL wills her quiemess to DAVID COBB. DONNA CARD wills her height to LINDA STEBBINS. FLORA CARY wills her love for the Navy to OSSIE TANNER. MARY FORSBURG her love of food to JANE CUNNINGHAM. DALE GUNN wills his sideburns and chin whiskers to PAUL DAVIS. GENE KOLESAR wills his way with women to JOHN BESSEMER. GAYI.E LEICHLITER wills her love for Forrk to LUELLA PARSLOW. MAURFBJ LOVFJ.. wills her love for Shakespeare to JOAN RUMSEY. BRAD RICE wills his courting ability to his brother, TRACY. PEGGY SMITH wills her quiet manner to DOROTHY FARNSWORTH. EUGENE STAFFORD wills his love of Science to ANDY BORIAND. NANCY VAUGHAN wills her height to KING BOCKNEWCH. ANAVA WATKINS wills her blond hair to JOHN BFSSEMER.

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