Corvallis High School - Chintimini Yearbook (Corvallis, OR)

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SENIOR PROPHECY We look in the crystal ball and ten years hence we see- IANET ALBERT, famed violin virtuoso, is now being acclaimed for her interpretation of The Lost Cat. DICK BENNETT has just been elected the first male president of the Women's Christian Tem- perance Union. RAY LINDOUIST just lost the National Open Golf title when he was classed in the junior divi- sion. ART LARSEN has developed a new process for printing S5 bills. He is very busy working for the govemment just now, but you can see him on visitor's day. IOHN SCHENK recently made a million from his restaurant FOOT'S FINE FOODS FOR FEEBLE FOLKS. MARY LAWRENCE has established a world's record by typing continuously for tour hours without visible error. Investigation shows that no ribbon was used in the machine. BOB HILLER is teaching Driver's Education at Albany High. FLORA SCHUSTER just had twins - named Flora and Fauna. MARY ANN WOODS has made a smash hit on Broadway. She fell off the Empire State Building. DON BOATES is in ci fowl business. He owns a hatchery. While he works, he sings, There Ain't Nobody Here But Us Chickens. DIGGER O'BEERY is now the friendly undertaker. For his arts he received a neon sign to use for advertisement reading We Advocate the Lay-Away Plan. RAY GUERBER is the mainspring in a Swiss Watch Factory. He punches the time clock with all the other cuckoos. The realization of LARRY BAILS' dream has come true, He is the sixth member of Red Ingle's Unnatural Seven. BARBARA BURTNER had her picture in the farm magazine, Saturday Morning Fencepostf' last week for coming in first in a hog calling contest. When asked for the key to her success she said, I just pucker up my lips and bellow. vlan,

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Van Loan. lack Linwood Football 2, 3, 4. Baseball 2, 3, 4. Blue C 2, 3, 4. Fire Squad 2, 3, 4, Secretary 4, Captain 4. Hi-Y 2, 3, 4, Sgt.-at-arms 4. Sparskis 2, 3, 4, Vice-President 3, President 4. Orchestra 2. F.F.A. 4. Warren, William Frank Transfer 3. Wheelock. Robert B. Transfer 3. Baseball 3, 4. Wilkinson, Ianet Lee Tri-Y 2, 3, 4. Sparskis 3, 4. High-Q-Scope 3, 4, Feature Staff 3 Thalian Play 2. Girls' League 2, 3, 4. Spanish Club 2. Iunior Sales Committee 3. Quill and Scroll 4. Wolcott, Evelyn Maie Girls' League 2, 3, 4. Wyman, Iosefa May Thalian Play 4. Mixed Chorus 4. Girls' Glee Club 2. Grandioso 2, 3, 4, Vice-President 3 Pep 4. Girls' League 2, 3, 4, Council 3. Tri-Y 2, 3, 4, Council 3, 4. Iunior Sales Committee 3. Iunior Play 3. Senior Play 4. Thalian 4. National Honor Society 3, 4. Iunior Class Council 3. Senior Class Secretary 4. High-O-Scope 2, 3, Assistant Advertising Sophomore Council 2. International Relations Club 4. Student Council 4. Senior Class Council 4. Luna, Lillie lane Girls' League 2, 3. G.A.A. 2. Mixed Chorus 2. Advanced Girls' Glee Club 3. Girls' League Usher 2, 3. Transfer to college 4. Volker, William Henry F.F.A. 4. Band 4. Wethern, Maxine Louise Transfer 3. F.l-I.A. 4. Camera Club 4. Tri-Y 4. White. Clarence Roosevelt Football 3, 4, Manager 2. Baseball 2, 3, 4. Basketball 2, 3, 4. I-Ii-Y 2, 3, 4. Athletic Publicity Manager 2, 3, 4. Fire Squad 2, 3, 4, Captain 4. Blue C 2, 3, 4, Vice-President 3. Spanish Club 2. High-O-Scope 2, 3, 4, Sports Editor 4. Chintimini Business Manager 4. Sparskis 4. Quill and Scroll 4. Finance Committee 4. National Honor Society 4. Wilson. Kenneth Olyn Blue C. 2, 3, 4. Baseball 2, 3, 4. Basketball 2, 3, 4. Football 2, 3, 4. I-Ii-Y 4. Quill and Scroll 4. High-Q-Scope 3, 4, Sports Editor 4. Chintimini Sports Editor 4. International Relations Club 4. Sparskis 4. Student Council 2, 3, 4. Finance Committee 4. Fire Squad 2, 3, 4, Chief 4. Election Committee 3. National Honor Society 4. Woods, Mary Ann Pep 4. Tri-Y 2, 3, 4. Iunior Sales Committee 3. Girls' League 2, 3, 4, Council 3. High-O-Scope 4, News Editor 4, Ad Staff 2 lunior Class Play 3. Senior Class Play 4. Thalian 2, 3, 4, Secretary 4. Thalian Play 4. All-School Play 4. Sparskis 3, 4. International Relations Club 4. National Honor Society 4. Yunker, Elaine Marie Assistant Student Body Treasurer 3. Student Body Treasurer 4. Camera Club 3, 4, President 4. National Honor Society 3, 4. Quill and Scroll 3, 4, Secretary 4. High-Q-Scope 3, 4, Copy Editor 4. Student Council 4. Tri-Y 2, 3, 4, Council 3. Fire Squad 4. Iunior Sales Committee 3. Finance Committee 3, 4, Chairman 4. Ticket Committee 3, 4, Chairman 4. Co-Chairman Senior Class Play 4. International Relations Club 4. Executive Council 4. Girls' League 2, 3, 4, Representative 3. Iunior Red Cross Council 3. All-School Play 4. 27

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' SENIOR PROPHECY SUE MYERS is working for Carnation Milk and is very contented. CLARENCE WHITE is manager of a new clothing department. He specializes in jackets - straight jackets. SUE SKAAR is now a famous Powers Model. Her first assignment was modeling burlap sacks for all of the local bags. IERRY SMITH has achieved radio nobility. He squeezes the girl who says, Oh, That Oxydol Sparkle. CORKY COLEMAN had a funeral last week with full military honors. He had been testing para- chutes the government didn't think would open. True to form, MARILYN PAUL, a world renowned statistician, has just announced, after years of endless research, that half of people married are women. IOSIE LARSEN leads a quiet life writing her modest column, Men For Today. IO WYMAN came back to C.H.S. on a service project last week. The intercom was broken. KATY no middle name KNOWLTON is happily married. Her first child is named William Henry Roderick Iames Archibald Alfred Henry Iackson III. CHARLOTTE PEASE has reached glamour fame. She was voted The Cadavar I'd Most Like To Work With, by the Undertaker's Union, local 23 skidoo MARILYN NEIL works in a photography shop selling supplies. Her motto is Give gifts that click - camerasl MARIAN HARDING has received national acclaim in Hollywood. She pulls the lion's tail to make it roar at the beginning of all Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer pictures. ELAINE YUNKER had a nervous breakdown after staying up all night and studying for a blood test. DICK CUNIFF finally leaves . . . the teachers cheer. BARBARA ANN CLARKE, secretary for a rich manufacturer, is said to be in the lap of luxury. Former CHINTIMINI STAFF is editing a new book, First Leisure Time I've Had in Six Years. It is made up of a series of blank pages. Editor Rodriguez states that it is the most outstanding prospect of the season - especially good for those who cannot read.