Corvallis High School - Chintimini Yearbook (Corvallis, OR)

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Senior Tropbeqy . . SUSAN KAMMERER has established a world's record by typing continuously for four hours without visible error. Investigation shows that no ribbon was used in the machine. FORREST BOGARD is now to be seen in the circus sideshow. It is claimed that he is the largest midget in the world. Singing Blues in the Night, NELL MOOREHEAD took first prize on the Major Bowes amateur hour the other night. BOB REIMAN is a great success in the literary world. His latest best-seller is the smallest book in the world- Who's Who in Germany. Running his 1925 Buick on the rims, BOB PORTER easily won the auto racing championship of the United States last week. A worthy successor to Walter Winchell, BETTY JO CLINTON now puts out a gossip column in the American Observer. After years of research, BRUCE NICHOLS, famous sociologist, has discovered the two leading causes of divorce-men and women. Flash! ! ! DON CHIPMAN just defeated CHUCK APPLE and is now heavyweight wrestling champion of the world. With his Law of Angular Disconfloberations, PAUL CHAMBERS has disproved Einstein's Theory. The more conservative scientists, under the leadership of ALCON GALLAGHER, protest, claiming this new law makes the law of gravity unconstitutional. JAMES CLARKE, dashing young senator from Oregon, is quife the man about town in Washington these days. BUD COX has developed a new process for printing S5 bills. He is very busy doing government work just now, but you can see him on visitor's day. LORENZ HARDENBURGER is now Johnny on the Phillip Morris program. TOM NELSON finds supreme happiness as dictator of an uninhabited South Sea island. JANE KEENEY has become a rugged individualist. She claims that the only time two heads are better than one is when you are matching nichols. MARGIE HEATH has found her career in the field of radio. Every night before Fred Waring plays, she raises the lidvon the studio piano. ROGER MILLS is now boss of the local Teamsters' Union. His boys recently went on strike because their employers would not permit them to wave their cap pistols, and yell Hi-yo Silver. Having saved old magazines for several years, JOHN FORTNER is now a thriving dentist. DAVID MCCOSKRIE has given up his navy career and settled down. He is proprietor of the rowboat rental at Colorado Lake. DUANE APPLEMAN is being given a funeral with full military honors. Until recently he was with the Air Corps, testing the parachutes they didn't think would open. JOYCE THOMAS, secretary for a rich manufacturer, is said to be in the lap of luxury.

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4' , as ,.f i ,J 1 A Tiff' Time Waits fill' N0 Senior Girl . . Looking back at ourselves as senior girls there are certain things that do come to mind .... There was the morning that after inhaling breakfast we brushed our teeth with Dad's shaving cream .... and the morning we skidded down the lull, worked for five minutes on our locker combination . .. to find that ours was the next one over! Then remember the day we were first introduced to the principal and trying to make the proper impression when they said Miss Mazie Daze, this is Mr. Moore, our new principal and we said, How do you do, Miss Daze. There was that, and the time after gulping our lunch down we hic-coughed all during 4th period. Remember the day we got back our senior themes and notes . . . . one note which' found its way in would have been a censor's delight! .... naturally a com- position on the choicest gossip . . there was the time we stayed up all night .... and into the next morning feven to conversing with the chickensj cramming for a Social Econ. test - the one that was put off for three weeks .... Think back to that day in assembly when everyone was yelling and you got started late-then when every- one else was finished, you were still soloing! W'ill we ever forget .... the class when we decided to develop our artistic ability, with teacher as subject--and she was standing right behind us! lt was all these little things and more-but isn't it fun to remember?