Corvallis High School - Chintimini Yearbook (Corvallis, OR)

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Senior Tropbeqy . . SUSAN KAMMERER has established a world's record by typing continuously for four hours without visible error. Investigation shows that no ribbon was used in the machine. FORREST BOGARD is now to be seen in the circus sideshow. It is claimed that he is the largest midget in the world. Singing Blues in the Night, NELL MOOREHEAD took first prize on the Major Bowes amateur hour the other night. BOB REIMAN is a great success in the literary world. His latest best-seller is the smallest book in the world- Who's Who in Germany. Running his 1925 Buick on the rims, BOB PORTER easily won the auto racing championship of the United States last week. A worthy successor to Walter Winchell, BETTY JO CLINTON now puts out a gossip column in the American Observer. After years of research, BRUCE NICHOLS, famous sociologist, has discovered the two leading causes of divorce-men and women. Flash! ! ! DON CHIPMAN just defeated CHUCK APPLE and is now heavyweight wrestling champion of the world. With his Law of Angular Disconfloberations, PAUL CHAMBERS has disproved Einstein's Theory. The more conservative scientists, under the leadership of ALCON GALLAGHER, protest, claiming this new law makes the law of gravity unconstitutional. JAMES CLARKE, dashing young senator from Oregon, is quife the man about town in Washington these days. BUD COX has developed a new process for printing S5 bills. He is very busy doing government work just now, but you can see him on visitor's day. LORENZ HARDENBURGER is now Johnny on the Phillip Morris program. TOM NELSON finds supreme happiness as dictator of an uninhabited South Sea island. JANE KEENEY has become a rugged individualist. She claims that the only time two heads are better than one is when you are matching nichols. MARGIE HEATH has found her career in the field of radio. Every night before Fred Waring plays, she raises the lidvon the studio piano. ROGER MILLS is now boss of the local Teamsters' Union. His boys recently went on strike because their employers would not permit them to wave their cap pistols, and yell Hi-yo Silver. Having saved old magazines for several years, JOHN FORTNER is now a thriving dentist. DAVID MCCOSKRIE has given up his navy career and settled down. He is proprietor of the rowboat rental at Colorado Lake. DUANE APPLEMAN is being given a funeral with full military honors. Until recently he was with the Air Corps, testing the parachutes they didn't think would open. JOYCE THOMAS, secretary for a rich manufacturer, is said to be in the lap of luxury.

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