Corning Union High School - Cardinal Yearbook (Corning, CA)

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MIEQWQQTLEY L ' L L I s k JER'HWHHL'TE This laughing girl has always , p . y , 7 L x spirgugqueylins nevensaydie': been a hard worker around Hue ., L . X V iesf I . er one Of +59 Pep- 3 , high school. Her pleasing smiiel r v , p L 935$an S.ChOOLV L and fun-foving nafure has won hen, V ' v; , L y L . ., L: XL: Q3: x . Lx LL X W L, A, ju'V 4L 1 '1 5+ LE Lam? VER VALEN Our quief Don Juan offen , :amazes us th his clever remarks. V Lx GARY MASON x Gary is fhe fall guy who will L L L L . - L H be remembered no? only for be- VERNOS CAiNTYd - - - L L ' inlg afn oifsfariding lafhflific. bu: Vernon's sfea y smre an leven 'L 650 or 15 cever ea er wor disposiHon won him many frlends. L L x in crafts.

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Carl Siillwell. +he besl looking boy in our class. has iusl eniered ihe confesf for 'Man of The World'! Affer being chosen Mr. America. he decided +0 compele in +he world-wide coniesf. l mef Richard Beller in Panama. He's a gafe keeper a+ +he Panama Canal. Jack Barnes is filling George Gobel's shoes since he refired on his old age pension. Jack's becoming world famous on his own TV program in Iran. Brenda Homer is sfill raising her family in Corning. Even +hough if is a ghosf Jrown she refuses lo move. Jerry Davis. Vernon Canfy and Roberf Kimball have opened +heir Mechanic IShokp in Germany. They are making a new kind of volkswagen wifh +he long. 'slanky' oo . Ei'hel Talley and Carol Davies have boughf Jrhe famous Lloyd's of London. Insurance Company. Charloffe Talley. +he champion Pepsi Cola drinker. is being challenged by Dave Freeman and Le Ray Ver Valen. Carol Gallanf has se+ up a chain of res+auran+s in Mexico. Her specially is Gallanf's Hof Tamales. Brian Silvers has become a famous ac'ror. Al The presen'r +ime he's appear- ing in a play in Paris. eniifled Qui mei il pouce dans moi polage? The English +ransla+ion of Jrhis play is Who pu+ +heir +humb in my soup? Carolyn Hale is +he co-sl'ar in +his new play. Gloria Robbins and Jim Russell really pulled +hemselves 0qu of +heir bashful shells. They are Ambassadors +0 Russia and live in +he gayesl' embassy in +he world. Jim Davis owns +he largesi ranch in Ausiralia. He has a room of Jrrophies +ha+ he won by riding his famous kangaroo Tricker in +he Rodeos. Daryll Slafevr is quile famous for his Slafer gum. He owns +hi'r+een facfories in Soufh America and his special is Slafer's Double Bubble Gum. Lanny Devore's invenJrion has made him famous. H's a machine +ha+ gels people ou1L of bed. dresses and feeds +hem. and goes +0 +he office for +hem. The mechanism is sl'ar'recl by Jessie Hardy-who pushes +he buHon wi+h vigor. The circus is sfill going affer all of +hese years. Of course if is a bi+ diiferenf now. The famous comedian. Joan Graiczyk. makes people laugh iusf as hard as ever. I was surprised +0 see Lea Birch as +he +alles+ man in +he world. We mus'r have eafen Jroo much Wonder Bread while working a+ Ray's.l Roland Guice's new helicopfer laxi service was doing preHy well unfil if was ou+lawed. His reckless driving was scaring Jroo many people +0 deafh so he was grounded. The world-wide grocery business of Larry Kranig is really booming. Since Food has been replaced by a new kind of pill. people search for +as+ier ones. Larry has more flavored pills in his siores Jrhan any olher corpora'rion. Janilee Sachs. +he famous movie siar. has reached +he peak of her career. She is on localion in Borneo making her la+es+ movie: Canibals wi+h ihaf Rock 'N Roll Beaf. Yes, +he kids all over Jrhe world are s'rill dancing rock 'n roll. Gary Mason Jrried fo inveni a new kind of beai bul-ius'r ask him how fasi +he kids changed his mind! You should see how well +he Frosfy business is +hriving in New Guinea. Gary Tracy inven+ed a new machine +ha+ puis ou'r 99 difierenl' flavors of frosiies. Gerirude Brush has gone in+o +he lumber business. The Japanese Emperor has sen+ for her fo help him wiih +ree conserval'ion. The mos+ famous play sefs in Hollywood are being made by none ofher ihan our own lBilll PiHsenburger and iCalvinl Rhodes lncorporaied. l speni an exfra week in New York lo hear Carla Blomquisi' make her personal singing appearance in Carnegie Hall. onna Curran and Delma Kelsey wen+ +o five diiieremL colleges +o become Jreachers. bu1L affer graduaiion from +he las1L one. all +he schools lexcepf Corningl were closed down because +he elecfric brain has Jraken over +he couniry. As for me I guess I'll keep working as a maid for +he millionairess Louise Crawford. Since she gave me 50 years +0 pay off Jrhe money I borrowed for my frip, you will realize +ha+ she's preHy gener0us. ll was fun +0 Wrife lo you abouf our classmaies and I hope you won'+ forgef us! Yours fruly. Norma .Saunders 27