Corning Union High School - Cardinal Yearbook (Corning, CA)

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' :vmm fY'H'rwirif MM-ijfns'u' x 2m t , ' v v -.-- i -. , .. ' RW-wp Aim RecenHy I s+opped by +he Rambling C. Corning Union High School,e+o +ry i +0 pick up some informafion abou+ +he Class of Nme+een hundred and flffy-seven. l l was able +0 secure my informahon from one of our classmafes who'gave ' up his life +0 become princi al of Jrhe school. He. Bernard Verdunuhas mshfufed a policy of non-learning ancffhe enrollmeni is overflowmg' Jrhe buulding. This was his pian +0 gef Jrhe new school. bqu if sfill didn'+ work. . Rufh Mar+in iJonesi and Shirley Harris iHunJreri have. nevengoHen .oufuof Jrhai' booming me+ropolis of Coming. They are +00 busy chasmg Jrhelr yearlings . Richard McBrayer moved +0 Hollywood. He seems +9. be chasmg Beverly Es'rey who is +here making pic+ures for +he Ma and Pa KeHIe show. Jim Brimbletom and Don Hinds have paired up as a boxmg Jream . . . Don is Jim's manager. They're really going places. . Karen Wesfon has gone down in Jrhe world. You know. she married +ha+ ..., .. w vm-b . WA sailor . . . well. +hey are now living in a submarine. Bob Hicks and Dave Bock made a brillanf discovery abouf fiffeen years ago. They mufafed Jrhe garfersnake so i+ could be useful +0 Jrhe sfocking indus+ry. i Francyne Houghfon inherifed her dad's olive planf and has since made her 31 +en+h million. i lmmediafeiy aHer graduafion. Velma Crawford was offered a iob modeling unmenfionables . iNofe: They are unmenfionable in +he fad +ha+ +hey are +he iafesf designs and cannoJr be revealedJ John Hodgson and Jan Hawley are in +he horse business for +he circus. Jan is +he fron+ end and John. Jrhe back. H seems as +hough everyone has los+ frack of Douglas Turner. Las+ fime he was seen. he was heading for Mars +0 find a wife. Sharon BenneH, Nanzcy Grundy and Carole Fisher have made names for Jrhemselves in +he hair-dresser's business. They work in Marie Foreman's shop and nafura'ily Jrhey have +0 use her ideas. She has some good ones fool! They shave ladies heads. make Jrhe hair info wigs. and sell Jrhem +0 someone else. .iThaf's cuHing i+ short isn'+ i+?i Carol Hand en+ered +he Miss Universe conies+ and even +hough she didn'+ gef a prize. she go+ a husband. Clinfon Babb opened a shoe sfore in Hell's Canyon. Wyoming. His moHo s is: Save your soul. use a Babbsy sole . I guess Richard Johnson and Dan Russ are saiisfied. They founded a block- 5 long. organ orchesfra in New York Cify. Richard erands on one corner grinding an organ. and Dan. on +he o+her corner. They have persuaded Sheril Canny and Doris Duncan +0 be Jrheir monkeys. Carleffa Grundy has made Hag-pole seHing her specialer . . . so far she X 1 has se+ up abouf one +housand poles around Chicago alone. . i Shirlley DeRosa and Nancy Tracy s+ar+ed +he firsf women's foofball +eam. i Their haven'+ been having foo muCh luck since no one wanfs her nose broken for nof ing. 3 Ron Keele and John Donek are sfill preHy close +0 one anofher . . . +hey married Jrwins. Sandra Brown has become known as The Lady-in-Whife . One day she fell info a vaJr a+ her Clorox facfory. Since Bucky Underwood has become +he new singing rage of +he Jreenagers. . W... . ,.........-.. he has boughiL seven Cadillacs and seven houses. I quo+e, One for each day i I of +he week . a Bob Suffin and Joyce Darley made +heir million in Jrhe prinfing business. Even k; Jrhough i+'s counferfeif, +hey have fun making if. Andy Mulholland opened a flea circus. He gefs his performers from Kennefh Smifh's dog farm. Pa+ Nunez has moved back +0 Wesfwood +0 enfer +he logging business. She is one of +he firsf women loggers in +his coun+ry. Affer finally finishing schoolI Tom Dawson s+ar+ed a school of modern jazz which is ou+ of +his world. H has an enrollmenf of +wo hundred moon-maidens. Gerirude Brush se+ +he world's record for marriages. She became a minisfer. Phyliss Irwin fell info a manhole and has been busy ever since Jrrying +0 dig her way ouf. BeH Gilliland. Sha G d Sh'l ' +hree G's .Y. . Girls! Girlsrgneirisli an Ir ey Granfhem have smce become +he 4.1 ' ' h : ' Tvan'ii'hVi': i' ii'wm a 7 f;v ' ' ' V . , ', . . V s s ktu;l,.ugie5$m.wg12Lg;$43,,VL'ufmibnuo-quh-HdrIMu-vm,vauucxdw-iev e....;vu..,. w' - -H. Nw. . .i .. i - -.. , - .

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. v o w. ,1, ,2. ryki r. it , lid 7!; mug R23: 172.733- Ui? Ailing: ' 33 ,1 M, EL l Bob Hicks do hereby will m i' ' . . ' . ab l+ +ha+ wnlll usehll' as I am sure +ha+ +her: arellsiorrfizrisiigwrligeduii'Of +FOUble +0 someone , , Jo n Hodgson. am leavmg quieHy in hopes lll'iai' I won'l' have +o re+urn. l, Don Hinds. being of much mind and liHle b ' ' , . . . ody. Will my abilify lo fake icnoiciieac-Zsloreaks during school +0 Erlk Ma+hlsen In hopes i+ will help keep him awake I. Francyne Houghfon, be' m, , .. - . . pom-poms +0 JoAnn Hough+on. mg 00 PooPecl +0 pop. Will my dilapidafed lI Phyliss lrwin, being of siron Vocal +he roofing secl'ion +0 my sisl'ers in 9 Power. do hereb , and keep up Jrhe school spirit I Richard Johnson being of a ' . , . . . generous spirit would w1ll mi car +0 m IiHle brofher. If I had one . . . since I don'+ have one. I'll ius+ keep chuygging along? l. Gary Landis. Wlll nolhlng +0 nobody cause i need all l goi. l. Rulh Marlin. will my abiliiy +0 milk cows wi+h my +oes +0 Marie Jones in hopes she becomes world champion. ' l, Kafhy May. will my quieiL and reserved ways +0 Bonnie Bangs as l Jrhink she could use 1+. ' l, DaVid McAfee. will my aloilil'y of walking down Jrhe highway reading a book +0 anyone brave enough +0 Jrry ii. L Richard McBrayer. will Jrhe money in my presenl' bank accoun+ on Jrhis day , of December 7. I957. +0 anyone who can walk down +0 +he bank and draw i+ ou+. l. Eleanor McKillip. preiending +0 be of sound mind and body. will my long curly locks +0 my sisier. Dorolhy. as I can see she needs +hem. , l, Andy'Mulholland. being of parHy sound mind and small feet hereby will abilify +o well confuse Mr. Wiser +0 anybody who is ignoranf enough +0 do so. . y will my place 'in hopes Jrhey Wlll aHend every game nex+ year I, Marie Nicholson. being in a roofin'-+oo+in' mood. do hereby will Jrhis hero iii , l annual +0 my grandchillin in hopes Jrhey will gel a greai big fen gallon laugh 1- 0qu of our I957 slyles. 25 l. PaiL Nunez. will my abilily oi s+aying 0qu lafe +0 Tom Barrera. i1 o l. Kennefh Peierson. will my abilily +0 wasie lime. in ,Ag. and s+ill gel a good 33 grade +0 RobemL Hubbard. he mithr need i+. ; L , l, Frank Pollack. will my abilily +0 use my elbows while playing baskeiball +0 Bill Arferbury. in l, Pauline Raill'on. will my quie+ personaliiy +0 Alice Barrera. , i l, Roger Reaume. being of sound mind ll hopel and sound body will +he i? brains Mr. Wiser says I have +0 anybody +ha+ can find Jrhem. I never could. ; 10 l. Dan Russ. leave my mafh books +0 any underclassman who needs fire wood. : of We, Ruby Sanders and Pal Dagen. leave all Jrhe crazy fimes we've had wi+h 1., ihe 'ouf-oi-fown boys +0 Margare1L Dagen. since we've heard she likes Jrhem preHy if; well. 9V l. Kennelh Smi+h. will my abiliiy +0 gef good grades +0 my liHle broiher ,0 because I +hink he will need Jrhem. . . . l. Edna Snodderly. being of apparenl' mind and dehmfe body. do hereby will my grea1L abilify lo do +he wrong +hings a+ +he righf Jrime +0 anyone who craves I 493 a n k. w 41W Des excifemenl'! . . 3, l. Larry Sorenson. do hereby will my perfeci record of slraighf F5 and my ,3 the baHered books +o an ' - ,' F h wh wanfs +hem. g; y in coming res man 0 . 0 ,6 l. Barbara SpaleHa, being willing bul' r101L ready +0 leave +his school. will gr i0 my useless efforfs +0 make an 'A in American Goyernmenf +o my Slsier. Mary. m ? - hopes +ha+ her eHorl's pay-off loeHer Jrhan mine did. . . 'i leak l. Roberf Sulfin. will lo nobody nofhing! l have decuded +0. keep everyfhing. ,5 98+ We. Nancy Tracy. Shirley DeRosa. Alice Arendale and Marie Foreman belng .4 of sound bodies and no minds. do hereby leave our ablllly lo gef down fown 9, Tom , before Jrhe siroke of Jrwelve +0 all Jrhe slowpokes. . .. ,1: l. Doug Turner. being of sound mind and body Wlll my abilify +0 play +he '1 aml snare drum +0 Pink and Fred. Don'l' figh+ over Il' fellas. . . . 1?, l. BeHy Lynne Uhl. will my placelon +he bus 1'0 Sherry ?ifkm anil Adrienne a years Miller and 'my abilify +0 gel along w1+h Mr. Snow +0 Janice Smifh for s e IS gomg .. +0 need if. .. ll cl l . h .i :rebi l. Bucky Underwood. will my abiliiy +0 dance +0 a un erc assmen In opes S +ha+ Jrhey have as much fun as l have. had. . h . l: Phil l. Bernard Verdun. ,will my Cadillac. +ha+ runs hahc +he hme. +0 any mec amc W i ' Jrime. . . . , nc hal' caln ?gignlivii::+:ll.+b:ing unable +0 will. neveriheless .Wlll my abilify ioh ge+ i; 1 a . along wi+h Mr. Wiser. vice-principal anlcl hgr. Mace. prInCIpal. +0 Jrhe Fres man ,1 cla oi Jrhem need if a rea y. . .. .. ii 55. als ijahfkarlfjhiii: being as sound a; l'll eyer be. Will my Model A Ford lo ,1; 5 ' lread has ever i ing ese. . , tho: Lharlerl? Rsaurhforn'a Swoliin, will my abiliiyl +0 skip school successfully +0 Phyliss Arnold. is S 3:5 W . .lx ll 18' .L-S.-.b.,-.nf ,. I.?. Ja. n. . A :

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. 200I +0 fry seven, i gave iiiufed his was .ouf of ings , Bevedy . Don 3d +ha+ IFS ago. y. ade her modeling are +he a circus. fime he imes for hop and ey shave 0 iThaiIS ne didn'f iis moHo a block- grinding anny and 3 far she aii feam. roken for . , . +hey day she feenagers' each day ness. Even n Kenneih She sineSS- . - .: -.,, .. 3 91th UV R Luv W's 9-1., M a 1:. W-Q'f 3., ;.V . MI N in, - Gary Landis and Frank Pollack are in Jrhe Used Car business. They make a living sfocking high school kids wi+h Lincolns. David McAfee has won Jrhe +i+le as +he World's Bigges+ Liar . His s+ories are Jrremendous. especially Jrhe one abomL Jrhe Jrweniy-pound Texas fly. Gayle Daihlgren is +he direcfor of +he Calamazoo Symphony Orchesha. She is +he world's greairesi' bafon fwirler. Louis Davies followed in his iaiher's ioo+s+eps and became a building con- +rac+or. He plans and consfrucis cusfom made pens for Kennefh Peferson's hog farm. He has goJr a proiecf Jrhere. Marie Nicholson has +he iargesf horse ranch in Jrhe Unifed Sfafes. She. raises IiHie Triggers for Jrhe Big Gun Roy Rogers. This is indeed a woman's world . . . Edna Snodderly is a rocke+ mechanic: Pai' Gufzmer. a driver for +he Greyhound Spaceship Lines; and Ka+hy May. a super- sonic ief piloi. Look ouH! Here +hey come now! Alice .Arenciaie and Sidney Barazar have moved info Jrhe Florida Everglades. +0 refire. Their favoriJre song is. See 'Ya La+er Aliigafor . BeHy UhiI Pauline RaiHon and Roseanne Hayes designed a new Jrype of archi+ec+ure. They buil+ a +wen+y-room mansion 0qu of fooihpicks. H' was foo bad if collapsed when Jrhe glue dried. Jack Whife has made a foriune in Jrhe eas1L as a gold miner. He became a denfisf and somehow he manages +0 pan +ha+ goid. Jerridine Arnold and Ramona Wolfen seem +0 s+ili be holding +heir own. Since if was +heirs I have no+ been able +0 find ou+ wha+ if was. Joan Davis moved +0 Alaska where she Jrook advan+age of +he long nighfs wifh Jrhe +heme of her huge res+auran+ Moonlighi' Gardens . Larry Sorenson is now Jrhe presidenf of +he Bank of America. He says he owes his posi+ion +0 playing professional fennis. iThan some rackeJrli .Ava Harden. Jane+ Heeren, Eleanor McKiIIi'p and Barbara SpaIeHa are currenHy co-sfarring in +he movie. Four Cross-eyed Friends . Their o+her greaf hi+ was. The Laer of Jrhe C-hignons . Too bad +hey had fo ie+ +heir hair down for +ha+ one. i Roger Reaume and Dick Doering have underfaken mounfain ciimbing. They are presenHy Jrrying +o conquer Mr. Lassen. one of Jrhe momL isolafed peaks in Jrhe world. Barbara Hawiey is s+ili raising furkeys. bu+ s+iil +he business isn'+ for +he birds . Pafricia Dagen and Ruby Sanders were considering running for Senafors. bqu 1hey decided a+ Jrhe lamL minufe +ha+ all +ha+ running would make Jrhem Jrireci. Richard Ar+huir seemed +o obieci' +0 his life. being run by Jrhe government so he gof himself eiecied President Affer Jrhings sfarfed going his way. he married Laura Bacon and now is worse off Jrhan ever. Sfanley Duncan and Wayne Greeno have joined Jrhe nafionai bird wa+cher's socie+y. They keep ciose Jrabs on +he i'Regal Bird . . . . Peggy Calbreafh is Jreaching ma+h a+ Brigham Young Umverery m Ufah. She bases her mefhods on Jrhe famous Wiser Theory . . . one pus one equals +wo. John Azbiii has made his foriune as a comedian on +he Ed Tolliver show. He hired Lydia Barrera +0 encourage +he crowd +0 laugh. They compose quife a Jream. As for me. I have inauguraied a giganfic +a1ciy Indusfry Info +he Uered' S+a+es and Mexico. H's +he mos+ flexible work I have ever been in. and Ifm really s+uck on H. . . Now +ha+ we have had a glance a+ our fu+ure. lefs re+urn +0 reail+y and +he presemL so we can prepare ourselves +0 face if. Your Round-up Reporfer, Georgia Gildea -,:-a.:. V ; 11: i sum. 4. m..,.. InnL .h . . u'w.lu 21'1-511 - - in t .. x. a 5- I. a Y. 5 , '. 1 5. x f ; f V i s i W7: 3'; 555m tkam v ?a'ivpz'? 3;: 'm s. Av- 49-. aam A.- -. nL-r 35, .5;1u-;'. ' I. .1, ;';l 1'46 Ilia;- s; rsz x be, .-