Coquille High School - Laurel Yearbook (Coquille, OR)

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KEITH LESLIE Professional Office Holder Address: Under the big- gest red-thatched dome in C'oquille, Oregon Look Girls! Nothing like freckles to improve your appearance. Fine ones guaranteed to come out when the sun shines. For Sale by MARY LEVAR GROW TALL. Surprising growth guaranteed under the new Mos-eropractic treatment. For references see Alice Curry. Olive Howey and James Mast. Clara Moser. Baxter Hotel Remember Smitten Youths and Maidens, you can learn how to find your Climax from one who has had experience. Mourn no longer but write at once to GEORGE AKER Coquille FOR SALE Second Hand Dignity and Knowledge Good as New Has seen but little usage. 1916 Senior Class C. H. S. LOST One fund of Physics knowledge. Reward if returned before final examination. —Julian Leslie. BUY MY BOOKS “A Hundred Laughs a Minute” “How to run a Motorcycle” I also give correspondence lessons on Gurgling. Address HUGH HARLOCKER. care of Red Motorcycle. DISCONTENTED GIRLS Why look abroad for your LIFE CAREER? I found mine close at home Let me advise you. Call and see me or write Vera Kelley—Coquille Or. Bashful People, ATTENTION! Learn when, where and how to be coy. EDWIN LUND WANTED—A tall man, preferably one who wears an English suit and lifts his hat clear off his head. Write or phone Olive Howey, Coquille YOUNG MEN Nothing attracts the girls like pretty dimples. Learn how to cultivate them. Lessons given at reasonable rates. Elizabeth Hufford. Now Is The Time to take advantage of my clearance sale of Bleach-O Hair Tonic Learn how, by a simple, harmless, process, you may have beautiful hair like mine. Address MERTON TYRRELL Coquille Oregon In answering advertisers please menti on The Laurel.

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Eleventh—I, George Aker, hand down to Welman Ball an original pamphlet entitled, “How to Become a Man.” Twelfth—I, Mary Levar, do will my silky locks to a ladies’ hairdressing parlor, so that in the future they may adorn some sweet maiden’s cheek in the form of “question marks” or “beau-catchers.” Thirteenth—I, Ole Lund, after calm consideration and due deliberation, bequeath my superfluous hair to an appreciative barber. Fourteenth—I, Elizabeth Hufford, without subjugation of the passions or appetites by abstinence, hereby return to Mr. Crites an excessive amount of Physics Knowledge. Fifteenth—I, Jig Leslie, after numerous flighty glances through the Junior Class, have graciously decided to leave my Oratorical abilities and the energy necessary to run a mile in five minutes, to Wm. Downs. Sixteenth—I, Clara Moser, leave to Myrtle Cunningham my supernatural power of saying nothing when the moment of silence has arrived. Seventeenth—I, Mutt Tyrrell, will my power to attract the Freshie girls’ attention, together with my ability as a business manager, to Jack Leach. Eighteenth—I, Vera Kelley, will to Clara Heller my exuberantly high spirits in the hope that she may be able to subdue them. In Witness Whereof, we have hereunto set our hands and affixed the seal of the Senior Class in the year of our Lord one thousand nine hundred sixteen. Keigh Leslocker Huth Harlie Jig Leslie, rushing into a barber shop: “How long before I can get a shave?” Barber, viewing him wonderingly: “Oh, in about three years, I guess.” • • Elizabeth came along as Mr. Howard was burning some papers on the school grounds. “Don’t you have to have a license to light a fire?” she asked. “Not this kind, ” replied Mr. Howard. “It’s the kind you get up and build in the kitchen stove that you have to have a license for.” y • • Miss Bay: “What about Joan of Arc?” Stiffy: Oh, he was a guy what saved a lot of fellows in an ark once.”

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CLASS OFFICERS Myrtle Cunningham, President and “Laurel Reporter” Leslie Schroeder, Vice President Zelma Strang, Secretary Arthur Hooton, Treasurer and Sergeant-at-Arms • • CLASS COLORS CLASS FLOWER Green and Gold Cream Rose • • CLASS ADVISORS Miss Newell and Miss Hansen • • CLASS YELL Ki! Ki! Koax! Koax! Koi! The Junior Class of Coquille Hi! Ki! Ki! Koax! Koax! Koeen! The Senior Class of ’17. A JUNIOR JIGGER A is for Ada round and fat And Alexander short as a hat. Also Arthur slim as a slat. B is for Ben with flashy hair And Bill who is a speller rare. E is Edna, prim and fine. J is for Juniors, best of all. L is Leanna with voice divine Also Leslie who’s a very small freak. M is Marian who likes a pickle sweet And Myrtle, too, who is doing it all. So P stands for the German Paul. W is Wellman you can put in a tub. Z is Zelma most seen with her Hub. L. S. ’17.