Coquille High School - Laurel Yearbook (Coquille, OR)

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Stewart Norton wills to George Aker his wonderful ability to “Crab”. Horace Rahskopf wills to Miss Mary Levar, the dimple on his right cheek, and to Miss Myrtle Cunningham, the dimple on his left cheek. Mr. Roy Avery bequeaths to “Mutt” Tyrrell his wonderful ability in translating German and his knowledge of the same. Raymond Burns bequeaths his knowledge of the art of purloining cake, and his ability to leave said delicacy in strange places at stranger times, to that one who first acquires it. In witness whereof, we have hereunto set our names and seal this Twenty-ninth day of February, in the year of our Lord, one thousand, nine hundred and fifteen. Class of ’15. Signed, sealed, published and declared, by the Class of ’15, as their last will and testament, and we have, at their request, and in their presence, and in the presence of each other, hereunto set our hands and seals as witnesses, on the above men- tioned day. (Seal) ( Isa Fusser, Witnesses ] Q n gport Ham: (At an informal dance) “Shall we talk or dance?’ Geneva: “Oh J’m tired. Let’s dance.” Roy: “If Mississippi gave Missouri her New Jersey what would Deleware?” Janey: “I don’t know; Alaska.” tg r “Stew”: “What happened to the fellow I saw you in the hammock with last Sunday?” Hazel: “0, we fell out.” Marion: “Don’t you think I dance the ‘Lame Duck’ beau- tifully?” Keith: “Yes, you sure look half shot.”