Columbiana High School - Clipper Yearbook (Columbiana, OH)

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U EURNIES DIARY OF A FRESHMAN Monday-i got lost in this here building today and i sure was some scared. Tuesday-i broke my bottle to day. i wish i was back in the grades these here exams are too hard for a little boy like me. Wednesday-fi am mad, i am flunken all the time. i lost my new ball too. Thursday-i busted my bottle again. Pa is awful mad and he says i will bust him up busting things. Friday-i wish i had a penny to buy a sucker. Saturday-Mamma said i could play to day so i made a doll out of a clothes pin. Sunday-i found a penny on my way to S. S. and got some gum. . . . . . Your girl's spoiled isn't she? No, it's just the perfume she's wearing. I I I I I Miss Z.-Did you write this unaided? Fresh.-I did, every line of it. Miss Z.-Then I am very pleased to meet you, Lord Tennyson. I thought you died years ago. I I I I I There was a young fellow from Wheeling Endowed with such a delicate feeling, When he read on the door Don't spit on the floor, I-Ie jumped and spit on the ceiling. I eat my peas with honey, I've done it all my life. Some people think it funny, But it keeps them on the knife. I I I I I Was your friend shocked over the death of his mother- 1nAlaw? Shocked? I-Ie was electrocuted! I I I I I Little Boy: Mother, I just cut off my leg in the threshing machine. Mother: Well, 'stay outside until it stops dripping. I just rnopped the floor. I I I I I Darn it, leftovers again, growled the cannibal, as he gnawed on the two old maids. e Q Q n Q Willie in a fit insane, Thrust his head beneath a train All were quite surprised to find I-low it broadened Willie's mind. I I I I I DAFFINITIONS Cauliflower-A cabbage with a college education. Dance-A brisk physical exercise, invented by St. Vitus. DusteMud with the juice squeezed out. Echo-The only thing that can cheat a woman out of the last word. Lie-A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one discovered up-to-date. Policeman-A never present help in time of trouble. I I I I I A conversation between two new pupils: What's your name? if Lemmie. Lemmie who? Lemmie Kissya. What's yours? Bettie. Bettie who? Bettie Knott. . Miss Kibler: l am tempted to give you a test tomorrow. Fresh: YIELD NOT TO TEMPTATIONI' n n 1 n e The Freshie is grassy and grows. The Sophomore's sassy and blows, The junior is brassy and doze, While the Senior is classy and knows. I I I I I Sonny Wolfgang: I wish Napoleon had been a Russian.' Bill Newell: Why? Sonny: Cause that's what I wrote on de exam. . . . . . Miss Burton: I-low much time did you spend on you French? Willie: Forty-five minutes, Railroad Time. Miss B.: And what do you mean? Willie: Including stops and delays! They walked down the lane together, The sky was studded with stars: They reached the gate together, I-Ie lifted for her the barsg She raised her brown eyes to him, There was nothing between them now: For he was the farmers' hired man, And she . . . . . was a Iersey cow. n n 1 n a Postmaster: What's that peculiar odor around here? New Clerk: I guess it's the dead letters, sir! I I I I I Four out of five women haters are women. I I I I I EXAM PRAYER Now I lay me down to rest Thinking of tomorrow's tests: If I die before I wake Those tests I shall not have to take. Leader: I-low did you break your violin? Violinist: Oh, busted a gut laffin'l Even a tombstone will say good things about a fellow when he's down! n n n Q n Into the cistern little Willie Pushed his little sister Lily. Mother couldn't find her daughter, Now we sterilize our water. I I I I I I

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