Columbia University College of Pharmacy - Apothekan Yearbook (New York, NY)

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patroled the laboratory vigilantly. Little did he suspect that the students were using hopped-up frogs to get their kymograph results. But little did the students realize that it was the Good Doctor himself, who stealthily s ' mudged all the charred recording paper. As a result of this course a serious problem arose in the upper senior year. Four men — Lederman, Tishelman, Rothman and Ryback — were assigned to work to- gether in the lab. However, not until it was too late was it discovered that all of these four had been drum-smokers in their junior year. And, being specialists, they knew nothing about other procedures. The schedule of courses was so expertly planned in the three previous years, that to the astonishment of the faculty, it was found that the only subject remaining to be covered in the final year was Jurisprudence. This was an intolerable situation; therefore, several of the professors huddled together and hurriedly formulated an extended plan of study. Out of this great conclave arose Materiology and Pharmamedica, the Sub- stance of Chemical Medicinals, and a course in Decoctions and Infusions. These hardly would have supplied sufficient stimulus for the cognitive Class of ' 50, so that a little chemistry and dispensing pharmacy were also included. The Dean assumed the reins in the materiology course, and although facing a difficult task, acquitted himself nobly. Instead of wasting the class ' time by ex- plaining accurately and carefully inconse- quential matters such as kidney and gastro- intestinal medications, he concentrated on the vital subject of toxicology. The Class of ' 50 may not know beans about the thera- peutic activity of Ox-bile Extract, but they sure as Hell will come in handy in case one of their customers should happen to be bitten by a snake on Fifth Avenue or drink a pint of cleaning solution. One of the outstanding features of Dr. Charles Ballard ' s course was the examina- tion period. He attempted to eliminate the essay exam by dev eloping a multiple choice type of quiz, thus removing all possibility of ambiguity and assuring clarity of ques- tions. Philadelphia Jack Leuallen came out punching in his senior class lectures, and Maceration a la Nedicks practically kayoed the entire group. One fellow, Small Ed Rothman by name, was so perturbed by the lectures that he devel- oped gout listening to them. The only serious problem faced by Leuallen was a lack of subject matter. The class complained bitterly over the dearth of material to pre- pare for an exam. After you learned a few formulas and proprietaries — what was there? A great honor befell Dr. Leuallen dur- ing the tenure of the Class o( ' 50 as seniors. By unanimous vote he was accorded the almost valueless privilege of wearing a cap to school on Fridays. The infamous group which conferred this mark of distinction was The Men ' s Association for the Development of Character and Aplomb in Pharmaceuti- cal Service, or as it is commonly known, The Madcaps. Suddenly startled from your composure by a noise in the street, you are awakened from your trance, amused and even some- what gratified by the memories which have been passing before you. Of course, there were others . . . many others; but leave those for another evening of pleasant remembrances. Now you are content with a fine wife and family and a successful store — yes, indeed, the men ' s clothing line certainly has been good to you.

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