Colton Union High School - Crimson and Gold Yearbook (Colton, CA)

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FRIENDLY ADVISERS Teachers May Tip You Off On What to Do With Old Worn Out Soup Marlin Baer, B foofball, varsify fracic coach, and leach- er of Orienlalion, poinfs oui his idea of an oufsfanding ioofball player fo dubious Ruben Beseda, B fooiball and P. E. coach. GAA girls fighf aggressively for fhe ball, praciicing fo O Compelenl nurse, lla I-lull, replies wilh slandard warning when issuing nondress excuses +o sludenls This is good lor 'roday only, buf one day can make a difference. . . . Theodore l-lunl llvlachine Shopl, in unmisfalceably lirm words, convinces auio shop boys +ha+ lhe mosf beaulilul lhing on wheels lakes more lhan four moons and a pair of rapping Smillies . . . Family man, l-larold Johnson llvlalhl, deliberalely leads his algebra classes info ihe land of X's, Y's, and Z's, leav- ing behind Jrhe more reluclanl 'rravelers . . . Charles Rocky Jordan, Direclor oi Aclivilies, lSocial Sci- encel, palienllv lislens ro moans of over ac+iva+ed sludenls and prophelically warns, Irs lhe supplemenl- ary worlc lhalr counlsg i+'s a big problem. You gel whal I mean? Tressie Truesdall praciices applying beauiy marks on Mike Ciavarelli, firmly bound in decora+or's sheet Neill Arnold bombasiically re- hearses a dramafic role, and Phil Schediwy considers how ro properly apply rhe bushy mousiache. lalce fheir parl in +oday's compefeiive world, . Y. P Page 24 I fo r. earce, M. Perez, B. Di Donafo, J. Berch, P. Shar

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To Answer Students' Daily Demands i Q l 3 S x , , I W. 1 Y 44 Coach Tom Lyon ancl Coach Joe Miller gravely confer abouf num- erous insignificanl defanls lhaf conslanlly appear fo puzzle men of ac? n. I Efficienf Alice Cobb lCommercel gesficulafcs af office pracfice sfudenfs, passes ouf fhrice-used paper, and wifh addifional flourishes adds, Quif piclcing af fhaf machine! . . . Georgie Coulfer llfnglishl of fhe black fresses, fhe red lips, and fhe colo ful plaids, flabbergasfs her eager English Orrin Sheldahl quielly furfhers his educalion, buf Charles Jordan i cl ly C -SS If Wl Versaflle Wardrobe ' ' ' Corel? Cowell-f brisfles on his brush and Carlfon Fischer's head before painfing, while Fischer GIf'lS C d Ili BGFl'TlUd6 Sl'1OY'lS Gfld Wlille soclxs, f:'ef Y e Plal 5 'O idle Clols Bern lug' why l'e,5l 'ld 90 ahead and mow daily claps on er famous red haf, saving herself e awn. ' V I ZSx!xY A from an awful deafh of hcaf exposure . . . Walfer Dudley lC5en. Shopl, sfill displaying red hair affer ears of channelin woodsho whifflers foward x C3 iv I Soon-lo-be leafher-working experfs are shown during craffs clas fl h g Fnfjgief CFaf'lSf'T'1d1'15l'1lp, deSpef'5l'ely QOr1SlClGFS H1555 lhe hides of some poor defenseless animal. L. lo r.: L. Herf, J. H f R prOdUC+iOn of +OO+hpiCkS I I I Sixgyourvyour John Krueger. Peering af camera are D. Brooks and B. Befchel. Evers lWood Shopl, former champion wresfler, en- forces shop discipline wifh cordial invifafion, Care fo wresfleffl . . . Carlfon Fischer lOrienfafionl, every vvhislcer abrisfle, pafernally mofhers freshmen and frafernally explains, Youre nof given a grade, Bill: you earn if. . . . Charlcs Graser lgocial Sciencel replies fo a garbled guesfion, Gosh, l don'f lcnowf' wifh a scrafching of fhe head as he disfribufes guidance in effecfive sfudenf-fo-sfudcnf manner . .. Nancy l-lamilfon lfiirls' P.E.l, leader of fhose brighf young fhings on fhe afhlcfic fields, enjoys ringing McCanlies' nose vvifh a fape roll .. .Clyde lr-larnoise lCommercel mefhodically buffons fop buffons of his shirf before facing fhe delighfs and sundry classroom supplies of his Friendly Sfudenf Sfore . .. Paul l-lopson lAufo Shopl, wifh his college professor loolc, supervises fhe fleef of big yellow buses and fhe illuminafion squad llighf crewl . . . Chemisfry explosions are nof fo be described in fhe lab manual as 'Blooeyl' irafely exclaims Gene l-losfefler lScie encel, washing chemicals from his hands for fhe 3Ofh fime fhaf period.

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Maxine Nelson, gaily alfired for slriing frip, giggles al fhe sigh? of Clyde Ha noise examining wild animal pelfs isfufledl. Ernie Kovaclx clinically inspecls anolher 'peei- meng Joan Bufler, gone fishin', merely laughs. . U! fi i.Lt,k ii Y ilk-fi NL' YJ i X 'fi A l X ,i 'U A A j. fi , V, f i , c' ax LUXL7 fy1KL4liV! Or How to lose Your Tensions I Casually draped over chair, enlwining his legs around lable leg, Ernie Koyacl lCome mercel, commends his ohesocllicienl secree 'raries wilh, l'Oh, Daisy Maelll . . .Joe Lash, Collon boy who made good, relurns lo alma maler as assislanl coach and drivers ed inslruclor . . . Donald Lindsey llvlalhl, in a vcice ranging lrom high bass lo masculine conlrallo, guoles sign on his door, Aban- don hope llor guml all ye who onler here . . . Joyial Alberl lf. Loring lflommercel, ad minislors friendly discipline lo delinguenl lulure businessmen wilh a wee rulor lap on lhe lop ol lhe head . . . The man in lhe rain coal, Tom Lyon lboysl P.E.l, slaunchly braving The rigors ol wind and wealher, vigorously loads ever onward his gymnaslic forces. Chrislinu D. Beeson, Charles Graser, Beulah Bullinglon, l-lollen Ravn, I. fo r.: wave a cheerful goodbye lo Their las? vehicle of escape from chaperoning Boys' Forum Dance.