Colton Union High School - Crimson and Gold Yearbook (Colton, CA)

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To Answer Students' Daily Demands i Q l 3 S x , , I W. 1 Y 44 Coach Tom Lyon ancl Coach Joe Miller gravely confer abouf num- erous insignificanl defanls lhaf conslanlly appear fo puzzle men of ac? n. I Efficienf Alice Cobb lCommercel gesficulafcs af office pracfice sfudenfs, passes ouf fhrice-used paper, and wifh addifional flourishes adds, Quif piclcing af fhaf machine! . . . Georgie Coulfer llfnglishl of fhe black fresses, fhe red lips, and fhe colo ful plaids, flabbergasfs her eager English Orrin Sheldahl quielly furfhers his educalion, buf Charles Jordan i cl ly C -SS If Wl Versaflle Wardrobe ' ' ' Corel? Cowell-f brisfles on his brush and Carlfon Fischer's head before painfing, while Fischer GIf'lS C d Ili BGFl'TlUd6 Sl'1OY'lS Gfld Wlille soclxs, f:'ef Y e Plal 5 'O idle Clols Bern lug' why l'e,5l 'ld 90 ahead and mow daily claps on er famous red haf, saving herself e awn. ' V I ZSx!xY A from an awful deafh of hcaf exposure . . . Walfer Dudley lC5en. Shopl, sfill displaying red hair affer ears of channelin woodsho whifflers foward x C3 iv I Soon-lo-be leafher-working experfs are shown during craffs clas fl h g Fnfjgief CFaf'lSf'T'1d1'15l'1lp, deSpef'5l'ely QOr1SlClGFS H1555 lhe hides of some poor defenseless animal. L. lo r.: L. Herf, J. H f R prOdUC+iOn of +OO+hpiCkS I I I Sixgyourvyour John Krueger. Peering af camera are D. Brooks and B. Befchel. Evers lWood Shopl, former champion wresfler, en- forces shop discipline wifh cordial invifafion, Care fo wresfleffl . . . Carlfon Fischer lOrienfafionl, every vvhislcer abrisfle, pafernally mofhers freshmen and frafernally explains, Youre nof given a grade, Bill: you earn if. . . . Charlcs Graser lgocial Sciencel replies fo a garbled guesfion, Gosh, l don'f lcnowf' wifh a scrafching of fhe head as he disfribufes guidance in effecfive sfudenf-fo-sfudcnf manner . .. Nancy l-lamilfon lfiirls' P.E.l, leader of fhose brighf young fhings on fhe afhlcfic fields, enjoys ringing McCanlies' nose vvifh a fape roll .. .Clyde lr-larnoise lCommercel mefhodically buffons fop buffons of his shirf before facing fhe delighfs and sundry classroom supplies of his Friendly Sfudenf Sfore . .. Paul l-lopson lAufo Shopl, wifh his college professor loolc, supervises fhe fleef of big yellow buses and fhe illuminafion squad llighf crewl . . . Chemisfry explosions are nof fo be described in fhe lab manual as 'Blooeyl' irafely exclaims Gene l-losfefler lScie encel, washing chemicals from his hands for fhe 3Ofh fime fhaf period.

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INSPIRED LEADERS Instructors Must Become Masters of Five Day Week Moods and Tim Leonora Norton, carrying goodies, gestures to Edine Best, a goodie b g poised on his temporarily disab'ed two wheeler. Mary Anderson exp tly ppl t t p I I t ack wheel. Q Brandishing a tragile skeleton, an eager student declares, l.ookl A tossilized skeleton ot a horned herbacious condivoral pterodactyl, genus stultiaf' No, replies meticulously-groomed Fred Bronsdon lSciencel, merely a barn owl. . . . Tiny Ii'I suits like doll clothes, and bright-eyed appearance twat she is about to chirp, typity volatile V. Marguerite Brooks lMusicjg Brooksie rates tops tor innovating Musicale Extraordinaire . . . Texan Clois Brown H50- cial Sciencel, the seniors' problem, drawls We naiver haiv taists in US. I-leestryp we all-waiz waiv kwizzes . . . Ever-patient Beulah Bullington fling ishl, the gracious little lady with the albino coitture, is versed equally well in both Skakespearean and ocal background . . . Stately Joan Butler's lComrnercel etticiency equally astounds hapless tish on her took during vacations, or aspiring business maiors in class . . . Colton I-Iigh's tugitive trom the drama, Mike Ciavarelli lEnglishl, possesses an intinite tlair tor gaining triends with his tlashing smile and laughing eyes.

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FRIENDLY ADVISERS Teachers May Tip You Off On What to Do With Old Worn Out Soup Marlin Baer, B foofball, varsify fracic coach, and leach- er of Orienlalion, poinfs oui his idea of an oufsfanding ioofball player fo dubious Ruben Beseda, B fooiball and P. E. coach. GAA girls fighf aggressively for fhe ball, praciicing fo O Compelenl nurse, lla I-lull, replies wilh slandard warning when issuing nondress excuses +o sludenls This is good lor 'roday only, buf one day can make a difference. . . . Theodore l-lunl llvlachine Shopl, in unmisfalceably lirm words, convinces auio shop boys +ha+ lhe mosf beaulilul lhing on wheels lakes more lhan four moons and a pair of rapping Smillies . . . Family man, l-larold Johnson llvlalhl, deliberalely leads his algebra classes info ihe land of X's, Y's, and Z's, leav- ing behind Jrhe more reluclanl 'rravelers . . . Charles Rocky Jordan, Direclor oi Aclivilies, lSocial Sci- encel, palienllv lislens ro moans of over ac+iva+ed sludenls and prophelically warns, Irs lhe supplemenl- ary worlc lhalr counlsg i+'s a big problem. You gel whal I mean? Tressie Truesdall praciices applying beauiy marks on Mike Ciavarelli, firmly bound in decora+or's sheet Neill Arnold bombasiically re- hearses a dramafic role, and Phil Schediwy considers how ro properly apply rhe bushy mousiache. lalce fheir parl in +oday's compefeiive world, . Y. P Page 24 I fo r. earce, M. Perez, B. Di Donafo, J. Berch, P. Shar