Colorado College - Nugget Yearbook (Colorado Springs, CO)

Text from Pages 1 - 264 of the 1910 volume:

-P-P- piatcnttmt Press mm mm ■% PIKLS PEAK NUGGET I PUBLISHED BY THE JUNIOR CLASS COLORADO COLLEGE roi, xi. MAY, 191 B •a HCt  ®0 professor (Rlmmxt (Bilt Ijis frolume of tb,e Nugget is bebirateb as an expressioit of tlje esteem anb respect in mljirl] b,e is Ijelb by tlje stnbent boby of (llolorabo (College. ;His generous anb untiring efforts b,aue always been for mtjateuer is best for ttje College anb tlje life of its stubents Colorado College A w Motto — Scientia et Discipline Colors — Black and Gold ■ ■ Yell C-O! L-O! R-A! D-O! C-O! L-O! R-A? D-O! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ha! Ha! Ha! Colorado College!! Rah! Rah! Rah! ■ ■ Statistics Endowment Fund $700,000 Value of Buildings 695.000 Value of Equipment and Furnishings . . 98.000 Value of Electric Plant, etc 54.000 Value of Grounds . . . . . 350.000 Number of Books in Library .... 70.000 Number of Faculty Members .... 52 Number of Students [Excluding Music School and Cutler] 488 N [T Trustees Faculty Schools Seniors Juniors Sophomores Freshmen Specials and Post-Graduates In Memoriam Athletics Football Baseball . Track Fraternities Literary Societies Organizations Publications Events Mem Book Life . 16 17 31 45 69 S7 91 96 97 99 101 109 117 127 139 153 171 177 191 Eleven] Ijotorjraprftc department Cl yde W. Manley ! „ Frank Cheley Sidney Lamb N. R. Love E. P . Fowler Geo. C. Graham L. M. Van Stone Mabel Carlson Lester Griswold Dick Hughes Lillian Pickens Frank Newhouse Lucy Ferrill May Butler Art department David R. Smiley Geo. Statton J. A. Root E. Lin Guy Geo. Bancroft Gertrude Ashley ;Ktfe department Anna H. Strang Mamie C. Detmever The Board of Editors are especially indebted to M r. Mauley for his generous ai.d untiring work in the photographic department. [ T w ?:• ' i, ' 3 ), Thirteen ] W ? ' : ' f [Fourteen Fifteen ] I Sixteen WmMmEM ' S: ■ - MM zdMM William F. Slocum, President of Board 24 College Place Willis R. Armstrong Colorado Springs National Hank Geo, W r . Bailey 309 McPhee Bldg., Denver Hon. John Campbell. ., 1401 Gilpin St., Denver J. J. Hagerman Roswell, X. M. Thomas S. I [ayden 1637 Sherman Ave., Denver [rving 1 low BERT 17 X. Weber St. William S. Jackson . . 228 E. Kiowa St. William Lennox 1001 X. Nevada Ave. 1 [grace G. LunT. . . 431 N. Cascade Ave. Charles M. MacNeili 28 W r . Bijou St. Leopold Myers Glen Eyrie George Foster Peabody 54 William St., New York Phillip B. Stewart 1228 Wood Ave. M n 1 o I ). T11 ATCHEK Hill Crest. Pueblo Frank Trum bull,, 1439 Franklin St., Denver Deceased. Seventeen] atayfywydfl? yo6r ereltyey coiye,- Y6b-a-d6ry-ci6n . Loo pjcij if fyeyd beey outoya b6n?. Ti facdfry of Colorado College Of A [Eighteen WILLIAM FREDERICK SLQCUM, I). D., LL. D. 24. College Place. ' resident and I lead Professor of Philosophy. A. B. ( Amherst). ' 74; B. 1). (Andover), ' 78 LL. D. (Amherst). ' 93; LL. D. (Nebraska), ' 94 1). 1). (Beloit), ' 01 ; LL. D. (Illinois College ) ' 04; Colorado College. ' 88. A K E, T B K. Here ' s to Prexy, our President, At the foot of this mountain, he pitched his tent. And nine he ' s the head of this wonderful show So here ' s to President Slocum — O. Nineteen] GUY H. ALBRIGHT, Ph. B., A. B. 1523 N. Tejori St. Assistant Professor in Mathematics ami Astronomy. Ph. B. (Michigan), ' 99; A. B. (Harvard), ' 00 ; Colorado College, ' 07. Here ' s to the freshman ' s friend, Albright. They love him almost as much as a light. His courses, he makes so very nice That many there are who take them thrice. ALFRED A. BLACKMAN, M. D. 801 N. Nevada Ave. Medical Advisor. M. D. (University of Denver), 02; Co ' .orad College, ' 04. $TA. Here ' s to Doc Blackmail, who cures all one ' s ills. He feeds you on bromides, quinines and pills. His auto is going from morning to night. Leaving kindness and pleasure in the trail of its flight. H. BRADSHAW BIRCHBY, A. I ' ,. 1025 N. Wahsatch. Lecturer on Law. 09. B. A. (Hope College), ' 99; Colorado College, Here ' s to Birchby, of the legal profesh, One must study like sixty, to get out of his mesh, And though he is young, he ' s a lawyer able. His long legal terms remind one of Babel. ERNEST BREHAUT, A. M. Broadmoor. Profesor of History. A. B. (Dalhousie), ' 94; A. B. (Harvard ' 96; A. M. (ibid), ' 97; Colorado College, ' 98. Here ' s to our history prof., Brehaut, Beware of his wit, heigh-ho, heigh-ho, Some say that he works in league with the Fates, But certain it is, he diets on dates. [ T w e n t y MARIANNA BROWN, A. M., Bemis Hall. Registrar. A. B. (Earlham College), ' 76; A. M. (Cor- nell), ' 94; Colorado College, ' 02. Here ' s to Miss Brown and her winsome way, She rules the roost and has full sway. Beloved by the women, and feared by the men, She scatters the callers at ten P. M. FRANK JOHN BRUNO, A. B., S. T. B. 417 Hagerman Block. Lecturer on Philanthropy. A. B. (Williams), ' 99; S. T. B. (Yale), ' 02 Colorado College, ' 09. Here ' s to Bruno, philanthropy teacher, Who feeds all the poor, from the bum to the preacher. And all around town he lectures and prays, And delays his Amen till you ' re quite in a craze. FLORIAN CAJORI, Ph. D. 1 1 19 Wood Ave. Dean of the Engineering School, and Head Pro- fessor of Mathematics. S. B. (Wisconsin), ' 83; M. S. (ibid), ' 86; Ph. D. (Tulane), ' 94; Colorado College, ' 89. B K. Here ' s to Cajori, a jolly good man, He knows more Math than the King of Siam. He treats us all as fair as he can, So here ' s to Cajori, a jolly good man. EVA TOLMAN CANON, A. 11. Bemis Hall. Assistant Librarian. A. B. (Colorado College), ' 04; Colorado Col- lege, ' 08. Here ' s to Miss Canon of the Younger Set, ' ' She keeps track of the books, and determines your debt. In tussles of wit she ' d win victory, All hail to Nike of the Library. Twenty- OneJ JOHN MAURICE CLARK. A. M. Plaza Hotel. Instructor in Political Economy. A. B. (Amherst), ' 05; A. M. (Columbia ' 06 ; Colorado College, 08. 4KE,$BK. Here ' s to our young prof., Amherst Clark, At teaching the Ec, he ' s a terrible shark. He winks and he blinks and blushes and smiles, And wishes the girls off thousands of miles. CHARLES GRIFFITH COLLARS, M. E. 30 V. Cache la Poudre. Superintendent of Mechanical Laboratories. M. E. ( American School of Correspondence at Armour Institute of Technology), ' 07; Colorado College, ' 03. A $ ©. Here ' s to Collais, our able mechanic, He needs but the touch of something galvanic. From morn until night, he works in the shop, Where he hammers and knocks, though he ' s not an unpop. PHILIP TRIPP COOLIDGE. M. F. 324 E. Yampa St. Assistant Professor of Forestry. A. B. (Harvard), 05; M. F. (Yale), ' 07; Colorado College, ' 09. Here ' s to Coolidge, a forester true , For a fat comedian, he ' d never do. Though he ' s young in the business, he gives promise to be A leading branch on our campus-tree. GEORGE IRVING FINLAY, P11. D. 205 W. Uintah St. Professor of Geology, Mineralogy and Paleon- tology. A. B. (Harvard), ' 98; Ph. D. (Columbia). ' 03 ; Colorado College, ' 03. K 2. Here ' s to Prof. Finley, he teaches geol. He knows all there is to be known, by gol. He knows all the rocks that lie has on his shelves. And stories as old as the rocks themselves. A. B. lege, ' 07. [Twenty -Two RUTH GILBERT, A. B. Bemis Hall. Instructor in Biology. Colorado College ) , ' 07 ; Colorado Col- Here ' s to Miss Gilbert, assistant in Lab., On bugs and on microbes, she keeps careful tab. She feeds protozoa and cares for the frogs, And hunts shizophycese in all the old bogs. MOSES CLEMENT GILE. A. M. 1121 N. Tejon. Head Professor of Classical Languages and Lit- eratures, and Associate Head Master of Cutler Academy. A. B. (Brown). ' 83; A. M. (ibid). ' 86; Col- orado College, ' 92. $BK. Here ' s to Professor Guileless Gile, He can preach a sermon or stride a mile. He teaches his students both Ethics and Greek, Take one of his courses, if it ' s knowledge you seek. FRED MORTIMER GREEN, S. B. Plaza Hotel. Instructor in Electrical Engineering. S. B. ( Massachusetts Institute of Technol- ogy), 09; Colorado College, ' 09. A Q. Here ' s to Green from Boston Tech., A whizzer he is, by gee, by heck ! He works ' em, and drives ' em and urges ' em on L ' ntil to the Alines, they wish they ' d gone. CLYDE TYLER GRISWOLD, A. B., E. M. 1203 N. Tejon St. Professor of Mining and Metallurgy. A. B. ( Amherst), ' 03; E. M. (Columbia), ' 05; Colorado College, ' 07. A K E, $ B K. Prof. Griswold ' s our mining engineer, From all of his courses, the lazy steer clear. He knows what ' s what, and can teach all of that ; As for flunking his students, he has that clown pat. Twenty-Three] HENRY C. HALL, A. B., LL B. 1 40 1 Wood Ave. Lecturer on Law. A. B. (Amherst), ' 81; LL. B. (Columbia), ' 83 ; Colorado College, ' 03. Here ' s to Hall, who lectures on law, The thought of his courses, quite fills one with awe. On torts and on contracts, no man is his peer ; It you ' ve a thirst for the Bar, just take a drink here. FREDERICK R. HASTINGS, A. M. 1 50 1 Wood Ave. Lecturer on History of Philosopli . Ph. B. (Colorado College), ' 91; A.. M (ibid), ' 92; Colorado College, ' 99. $ B K. Here ' s to Hastings of Philosophy D, He leads in discussions as deep as the sea. You find yourself blinking and then fast asleep, You ' ve been rocked in the cradle of philosophy deep. ELIJAH CLARENCE HILLS, Ph. D., Litt. D. 120 Tyler Place. Head Professor of Romance Languages and Lit- eratures. A. B. (Cornell), ' 92; ( ibid), ' 92-93 ; Univer- sity of Paris, ' 93-94; Ph. D. (University of Colorado), ' 06; Litt. D. (Rollins College), ' 06; Colorado College, ' 02. B © n, $ B K. Here ' s to Hills with his slippery tongue, He knew fourteen languages when he was young. Now that he ' s older, he knows twenty-three, N ' est-cc-pas, n ' est-ce-pas le ban macaroni? GEORGE MAXWELL HOWE, Ph. D. 1813 N. Nevada Ave. Professor of Germanic Languages and Literatures A. B. (Indiana University), ' 94; University of Leipsic, ' 95-98; Ph. D. (Cornell), ' 01; Uni- versity of Berlin, ' 05-06; Colorado College, ' 07. b © ri. Hocti der Kaiser, here ' s Sunny Jim, He ' s long uud lank und schlender mid schlim. Downer uud Blitzen, can ' t you speak German now ? Well ' that ' s because you don ' t know Howe. [Twenty-Fou r MICHAEL BERNARD HURLEY, LL. M. 2200 N. Tejon St. Lecturer on Laiv. LL. B. (Minnesota), ' 01 ; LL. M. (Yale), ' 02 ; Colorado College, ' 09. Here ' s to Hurley, attorney-at-law, He can ' t bear an error, and soon finds a flaw. Young lawyers, he says, to successful be, Out-argue your rival and swell up the fee. FRANK HERBERT LOUD, Ph. DA 1203 N. Tejon St. Professor of Mathematics and Astronomy, Emeritus. A. B. (Amherst), ' j$; A. M. (Harvard), ' 99; Ph. D. (Haverford), ' 00; Colorado Col- lege, ' ] ]. i B K. Here ' s to an astronomer, William H. Loud, He sees lakes in the moon and rain in a cloud. Algebra, too, none better could know, But now he ' s teaching us Esperanto. GEORGE JOHN LYON, B. Sc. C. E. Professor of Civil Engineering. B. Sc. (Nebraska), ' 99; C. E. (Columbia), ' 04 ; Colorado College, ' 04. 2 Xi. Here ' s to Lyon, the Cub ' s other name, In vain all have tried his anger to tame. But he ' s fiercer than ever, and fiercer will be. ' Will the time ever come when he ' ll Civil B? ELIZABETH MARTIN, A. 1 ' .. 730 N. Nevada Ave. Assistant in the Library. A. B. (Elmira College), ' 89; Colorado Col- lege, ' 09. Here ' s to Miss Martin, who ' s pleasant and wise. To please us all, she surely tries, And if you should have a spare minute to spend. Just make her a call and she ' ll be your friend. Retired on Carnegie Foundation. Twenty-Five] JOHN MILLS, A. M., S. B. 215 E. Uintah. Professor of Physics and Electrical Engineering. A. B. (Chicago), ' 01 ; A. M. in Physics (Ne- braska), ' 04; S. B. in Electrical Engineering (Massachusetts Institute of Technology) ; Colo- rado College, ' 09. A fi, $ B K. Here ' s to our Physics prof., Mr. Mills, He worries the sharks while he rolls his pills. He ' s a well red man, so tall and slim, You must view him in sections to take him all in. WALTER JOHN MORRILL. 324 E. Yampa St. Acting Dean of the School of Forestry and Pro- fessor of Forestry. B. S. (University of Maine), ' 99; M. F. (Yale), ' 05; Colorado College, 09. K 2. Here ' s to Morrill of the Forestry School, He measures his trees by the Golden Rule. He teaches his students good grafters to be, Good grafters, good foresters, don ' t you see ? ROGER HENWOOD MOTTEN, A. B. 18 E. San Miguel St. Assistant Professor in English. A. B. (Allegheny), ' 01 ; Colorado College, ' 09. A ©. Motten ' s a prof, who is truly alive, He can do more work than ten bees in a hive. He ' s somewhat sarcastic, but loves fun and sport, So all things considered, he ' s a mighty good sort. ATHERTON H. NOYES. A. B. 10 E. Columbia St. Assistant Professor of English. A. B. (Yale), ' 85 ; Colorado College, ' 92. Y. Here ' s to our small Prof., Jakey Noyes, Who well might be classed with the bold, bad boys, For he likes all the wickedest people in fiction And speeds on his bike till it melts from the friction. [T vv e n t v MANLEY D. ORMES, A. R., B. D. 1623 X. Tejon St. Librarian. A. B. (Yale), ' 85; B. [). (ibid). rado College, ' 04. 4 Y. 89; Col. Here ' s to His Silence, Mauley D., Commander-in-chief of the Library. The Canon ' s his weapon, the students, his foes. N ' oise his enemy, even loud hose. JAMES WILLIAM PARK, A. I ' ,. 1335 X. Xevada Ave. Head Master of Cutler Academy. A. I ' .. (Amherst). ' 03; Colorado College, ' 07. A K E, I B K. I here came to Cutler, some few years ago, A small, modest man to head that side-show. He has a wonderful collection of sporty young Cads, Park rounds ' em in shape, then sends the hills to their dads. iDWARD S. PARSOXS, A. M., B. D., Lirr. D. 1 130 Wood Ave. Ice President, Dean of th College of Arts and Sciences and Bern is Head Professor of English A B. (Amherst), ' 8 ; A. M. (ibid), ' 86; Yale). ' 87; Litt.D. ( Amherst), ' 03; Col- li, or; o College, ' 92. X ,$BK. Here ' s to Parsons, our smiling Dean, He smiles and smiles and smiles serene. He teaches and preaches and lectures and prays, Sundays and Mondays and all other clays. LILLIAN PICKEN. McGregor Hall. Instructor in Physical Training for Women. Graduate (Kansas State Normal Schoo ' 08; Colorado College. ' 09. Here ' s to Miss Picken, instructor in gym, If you are too fat, she ' ll soon make you slim. She has a manly stride and a firm handshake. She works the co-eds till their muscles do ache. Tw. enty-S n] YNA REINHARDT, A. M. Ticknor Hall. Instructor in French, German and Spanish. A. B. (Colorado College), 06; A. M. (Colo- rado College ) , ' 09 ; Colorado College, ' 06. Heres to Yna — Miss Reinhardt, we mean — Instructor, chaperone, linguist and queen. She smiles like a daisy and frowns like a rose. Here ' s to her stride and the lingo she knows. HENRY ALFORD RUGER, A. M. 131 1 N. Wahsatch Ave. Assistant Professor of Philosophy and Education. A. B. (Beloit), ' 95; A. M. (Chicago), ' 05; Colorado College, ' 04. 2 X. Here ' s to Ruger, a psychologist, Deep are his lectures and clear as the mist. A seance he holds three times a week. So busy his classes, they can ' t hear him speak. MARIE A. SAHM, A. M. 114 E. Uintah St. Instructor in German, Italian, History of Art. A. B. (Colorado College), ' 07; A. M. (ibid), ' 08 ; Colorado College, ' 07. $ B K. Here ' s to a linguist versatile. In Dago or Dutch, she ' s there with the spiel. Her life seems to be a perpetual calm — So here ' s to the health of Marie A. Sahm. EDWARD C. SCHNEIDER. Ph. D. 218 E. Uintah St. Head Professor of Biology. B. S. (Tabor), 97; Ph. D. (Yale). ' 01 ; C orado College, ' 03. 2 Xi. Here ' s to Schneider, who also ran, He ' d pickle a bug or can a man. Dodge worry, says he, the worst of crimes. By chewing vour grub a thousand times. [Twenty-Eight HENRY FRANCIS SMITH. A. B., B. D. Montgomery Hall. Assistant Professor of Biblical Literature ami Public Speaking. A. B. (Beloit), ' 97; B. D. (Yale). ' 03; Col- orado College, ' 06. 4 K 4 . Here ' s to our long prof., Bible Smith. He says Adam ' s rib is all a myth. He ' s slim as a tack, and deep as a well, And all lie don ' t know, can go to — Boulder. ORRTE W. STEWART, A. B. 515 Jefferson Ave., Colorado City. Instructor in Chemistry. A. B. (Colorado College), 06; Colorado Col- lege, ' 06. r A, J B K. Here ' s to Stewart of chemistry fame. Joyful or gloomy, he ' s always the same. In bases and acids and chemistry lore, Sure! There no man a livin ' that knows any more. HELEN GITANA STRIEBY, A. 11. 805 N. Cascade Ave. Assistant in Biology. A. I ' .. ( Wellesley), ' 08; Colorado College, ' 09. Miss Strieby ' s assistant in the laboratory, It runs in her family to tell a good story — She plays with the lobster, shakes hands with his claw, But I hear she ' s more interested, far. in the Law. WILLIAM STRIEBY, A. M., E. M. 805 N. Cascade Ave. Professor of Chemistry ami Metallurgy. A. B. (New York University), ' 75; E. M. (Columbia School of Mines), ' 78; A. M. (New York University), ' 79; Colorado College, ' 80. Here ' s to Strieby, our chemistry prof., 1 o the candy he makes, our hats come off. That can ' t be beat, but would! oh would! I hat the jokes he springs were equally good. Twenty-Nine] HOMER E. WOODBRIDGE, A. M. 1612 N. Tejon St. Assistant Professor of English: A. B. (Williams), 02; A. M. (Harvard ' 04 ; Colorado College, ' 06. $BK. Woody ' s our aspirant for literary glories. He ' s a critic of themes ; not a writer of stories. He relishes wit, and enjoys a good joke, And likes nothing more than a long-drawn-out smoke. EDWARD DANFORTH HALE, A. M. 1 210 N. Weber. Dean of the School of Music and Professor of the Theory and Literature of Music and the Pianoforte. A. B. (Williams), ' 80; A. M. (ibid), ' 83; Professor at tbe New England Conservatory, ' 85- ' 04 ; Colorado College, ' 05. $ B K. Now come let us toast our Music School Dean, At the head of the Chorus he often is seen. He teaches tone-color, technique and the scale. To the Glee Club ' s Director, we now sing all Hale. MRS. ROBERT BRISCOE. 805 N. Weber St. Instructor in Violin. Graduate, Conservatory of Leipsic, ' 95 ; Pupil of Hans Sitt, ' 90- ' 95 ; Colorado College, ' 00. Mrs. Briscoe is here to teach violin. She holds the thing right up under her chin. Her students all ' round are screeching like sin, T wonder that she ever can live through the din. MRS. EDWARD ELLIOT TALIAFERRO, 115 Tyler Place. Instructor in Voice Culture. New lings Institute Union College College, ' 09. England Conservatory Charlotteville, lackson, Tenn. ' 97-98 ; Raw- Ya., 1900-01 ; ' 02 ; Colorado Here ' s to Mrs. Taliaferro of the music school. She could train the voice of even a mule. She leads the Girls ' Glee Club in a masterly way, She can talk, she can sing, and always is gay. [ T h i r t v JEAN MURIEL AULD, A. B. 1303 X. Wahsatch Ave. Instructor in Greek and Latin. A. B. (Colorado College), ' 08; Colorado Col- lege, ' 09. J B K. Here ' s to Miss Auld, assistant in Greek, The most wonderful shark this side of the Peak. If you ' re looking for peaches, you ' ll find here a feast, 1 hough her language is dying, it ' s far from de- ceased. AIRS. FREDERICK AUGUSTUS FAUST. 819 N. Nevada Ave. Instructor in Pianoforte. The Vassar Music School, ' 94; Diploma American Society of Musicians, ' 94; Colorado College, 1 . Here ' s to Mrs. Faust, who plays the piano. Her equal ' s no found from France to Japan — o. She can make an artist out of the veriest jay, Paderewski was jealous after hearing her play. RUTH L JOMIS, A. B. Bemis Hall. Dean of Women. A. B. (Vassar), ' 85; Colorado College, ' 96. P B K. Here ' s to Miss Loomis, the women ' s dean, On parties and functions her word is supreme. The nice thing to do, she tells us today. As they did it in Vassar in — when shall we say? H( (WARD MOURE, C. E. 1 140 Wood Ave. . Issistant Professor of Graphics. C. E. ( Princeton ) , ' 93 ; Colorado College. ' 03. Here ' s to Sir Howdy, alias Prof. Moore, fie flunks out the young engineers by the score. He ' s very proficient in making one sore. When asked for his picture, he showed us the door. WILLIAM CODMAN STURG1S, Ph. D. Las Pampas. Dean of the School of Forestry and Lecturer on 1 T egetab ' e Pathology. A. B. (Harvard). 84; A. M. (ibid), ' 87; Ph. D. (ibid), ' 80; Colorado College, ' 03. A K E, A A $. Here ' s to Sturgis of forestry lore. Of woods and trees, no man knows more. E ' en flowers who thought to blush unseen Can ' t hide from the eye of this Forestry Dean. FREDERICK LANG SHERWIN. Ph. 1). El Paso Club. Lecturer on Lazv. l ' h. 15. (Michigan), V)2 ; Colorado College, ' 09. EDWARD R( )YAL WARREN, S. B. 20 W. Caramillo St. Director of the Museum. S. I!. ( Massachusetts Institute of Technol- ogy), ' 81 ; Colorado College, ' 09. Secretaries JESSIE CAROLINE BARKLEY, A. B. Bemis Flail. Secretary to the Dean of Women. A. I ' .. (Smith), ' 06; Colorado College, 08. MRS. FREDERICK ALEXANDER P.USHEE. 1 109 Wood Ave. Secretary to the President. Colorado College, ' 10. ( n leave of absence, 1909-10. T h i r t v - ( ) n e [Thirty- T w o progress hr cljool of JVrts , , anb Sciences $ The past year lias been one of marked progress in the School of Arts and Sciences. Several changes have been made to better the work clone in this depart- ment, among them the formation of the Colorado Faculty Athletic Conference, the formation of an inter-fraternity Council in the College, the formation of new rules governing admittance into the girls ' societies, abolition of the cut system, and the ruling that at least 70 per cent, must be gained in major subjects. All these rulings have had in mind the same end — the betterment of the scholastic work of the Col- lege students, particularly of the freshmen. The Conference ruling prohibiting freshmen from indulging in intercollegiate contests until they have been in the institu tion six months, together with the ruling of the Fraternity Council that no man can be initiated into a fraternity until be has credit on the College records for a specified amount of work done in C. C, has done much toward improving the scholarship of the fresbmen. In attaining this end, a very material step of progress has been made, for it is a recognized fact that if the first year is passed successfully, the remaining years are much easier and the student is far more likely to complete bis college course than otherwise. The abolition of the cut system, in an experimental stage at the end of last year, but a hard and fast ride now, has done much toward stopping over-cutting, as the prosoect of a three or four-hour examination in the subject over-cut has proved a terrifier for even the most pronounced over-cutter. The ruling of the girls ' societies, requiring a certain scolastic standing, and an attendance in the College for at least six months, together with the limitation of membership to the three upper classes, has had much the same effect among - the girls as the Fraternity Council riding among the men. Another step, soon to be taken by the Student Commission, working with the Faculty, is the limitation of the number of offices that a student may hold. Such a ruling will make it impossible for a student to hold so many offices as to make his college work a secondary matter. Incidentally it will serve to distribute more widely among the students, the college offices. These important advances have bettered the already high standards of the Liberal Arts School. But few changes have been made in the personnel of the Faculty. Mr. Roger H. Motten succeeded Mr. Patterson as Assistant in English ; Mr. 1 ' .reliant assumed the Chair of History, Mr. John MiUs the Chair of Physics, and Miss Jean M. Auld was made Assistant in Greek and Latin. All these changes have been very satisfactory and appear to be for the better. T h i r t y - T h r e e ] T h i r t y - F o u r u of H«B Progress m tljt ;8 cl|uul of Hutquteerhu; During the past year the School of Engineering has made progress not only in the enlargement of its equipment, but also in the enrichment of courses of study. The opening of the summer school of surveying at Manitou Park is so important that a separate article is given to it. The Department of Graphics has been moved from Cutler Hall to more commodious quarters on the upper floor of Palmer Hall. The new drafting room has about double the floor space of the old ; it is lighted by skylights, supplemented for evening work by shaded electric bulbs over the tables. In the machine shop a large planer has been installed. Some new appar- atus has been secured in the departments of mining and of electric engineering. A number of improvements have been effected in the dynamo room and consider- able new equipment has been obtained for the physical laboratory. The department of electrical engineering, at the head of which, for several years, was Professor J. Roy Armstrong, is now in the hands of two specialists, Professor John Mills and Mr. Frederick M. Green. Much attention is given by them not only to thoroughness of instruction but also to the difficult but all im- porant question of so modifying courses of study as best to fit young men f or the work of electrical engineers. The nature of the courses given in the shops has been undergoing a gradual change. The work is now quite superior to that given in manual training schools, in fact, in most of the schools of engineering. The aim is to do more than merely to train the hand ; the aim is to familiarize a young man with practical methods of engineering construction. The student prepares models of railroad bridges, of head frames in mines, of electric stations, of irriga- tion flumes, and so on. He takes up many questions in a practical way. which a year or two later he subjects to a profounder study from the standpoint of under- lying theorv. Just as, in the teaching of elementary geometry, long experience has shown that a preliminary course of experimental and observational geometry should precede the course in demonstrative geometry, so in the teaching of engin- eering, work in experimental and practical construction is found to be an excellent introduction to the advanced courses in graphic statics, mechanics, bridge design. the planning of electric stations, and the operation of mines. FLORIAN CAJORI. Thirty-Five] (SJarultu af § cl]nol of Jua,umrmq WILLIAM FREDERICK SLOCUM, D. D.. LL. 1). (Amherst). President. FLORIAN CAJORL Ph. D. (Tulane). Dean and Head Professor of Mathematics. GUY H. ALBRIGHT, Ph. R, A. 15. (Harvard). Instructor in Mathematics and Astronomy. JOHN MILLS, A. M., S. B. (Massachusetts Institute of Technology). Professor of Physics and Electrical Engineering. CHARLES G. COLLAIS, M. E. Superintendent of Mechanical Laboratories. GEORGE IRVING FINLAY, Ph. D. (Columbia). Professor of Geology, Mineralogy and Paleontology. FRED MORTIMER GREEN, S. B. (Massachusetts Institute of Technology). Instructor in Electrical Engineering. CLYDE T. GRISVVOLD, E. M. (Columbia). Professor of Mining and Metallurgy. ELIJAH CLARENCE HILLS, Ph. D. (Colorado). Head Professor of Romance Languages and Literatures. GEORGE M. HOWE, Ph. D. (Cornell). Professor of Germanic Languages and Literatures. GEORGE J. LYON. C. E. (Columbia). Professor of Civil Engineering. HOWARD MOORE, C. E. (Princeton). Assistant Professor of Graphics. YNA REINHARDT, A. M. (Colorado College). Instructor in French, German and Spanish, ORRIE W. STEWART, A. B. (Colorado College). Instructor in Chemistry. WILLIAM STRIEBY. A. M.. E. M. (Columbia). Professor of Chemistry and Metallurgy. HOMER E. WOODBR1DGE, A. M. (Harvard). Assistant Professor of English. I T t v - S WSSSH. j, ..f, - v; j| ;Pruqress tit tljc Scljool uf forestry Mr. Walter J. Morrill, Forest-Supervisor on the Rio Grande National Forest, accepted the Professorship of Forestry at the beginning of the year, and has acted as Dean in the absence of Dean Sturgis. Mr. Philip T. Coolidge, also of the For- est Service, was appointed Assistant Professor of Forestry. Thus for the first time, two foresters are engaged in giving technical instruction, the growth of the School making this increase in the staff necessary. P oth of the professors arc graduates of the oldest forest school in the East and have had several years ' experience in forestry work in Colorado, having held responsible positions in the Forest Service. Conservation is in the air: the whole country is aroused to the necessity of treating its natural resources in a more rtaional manner and the career opening to foresters is inviting. Therefore the spirit of the School is optimistic. The entrance requirements of the School were raised last fall and are now on a par with the high requirements of the Schoo l of Engineering and no special stu- dents will be admitted in the future. This shows that the School has already gained sufficient reputation as to afford to be particular. Cooperation with the Forest Service in maintaining a short course for Forest Rangers during the past two months has proved mutually profitable and indicates that the School is broadly useful. After Thanksgiving, the Seniors spent ten days in the logging camps on the Arapahoe National Forest. In April they began a six weeks ' course in mapping. estimating timber, and practical forest management in Manitou Park. The fin- ished product has thus not only been kiln dried in the lecture room but has been weathered and seasoned in the open. In fact, the Colorado School of Forestry, because of its advantageous location close to typical National Forests, and because of the thorough and practical nature of the instruction and its extensive field laboratory of 10,000 acres of excellent pine forest well equipped with summer school biuldings, is recognized throughout the United States as one of the foremost schools of forestry in the whole country. Taken all together, this School has advanced rapidly during the past year and has immeasurable hopes and aspirations for the future. Y. J. MORRILL. T h i r t v - S n] ,3[acultu of Jlcljool of orcstru WILLIAM FREDERICK SLOCUM, D. D.. LL President. WILLIAM CODMAN STURGIS, Ph. D.f Dean and Lecturer on Vegetable Pathology. WALTER JEAN MORRILL, M. F. Acting Dean and Professor of Forestry. PHILLIP TRIPP COOLIDCE, M. F. Assistant Professor of Forestry. EDWARD C. SCHNEIDER. Ph. D. Head Professor of Biology. FLORIAN CAJORI, Ph. D. Head Professor of Mathematics. JOHN MAURICE CLARK. A. M. Instructor in Political Economy. GEORGE IRVING FINLAY, Ph. D. Professor of Geology. GEORGE MAXWELL HOWE, Ph. D. Professor of German. GEORGE J. LYON, C. E. Professor of Civil Engineering. HOWARD MOORE. C. E. .Assistant Professor of Graphics. JOHN MILLS, S. B. Professor of Physics. YNA REINHARDT, A. M. Instructor in German. WILLIAM STRIEBY, A. M., M. E. Professor of Chemistry. HOMER E. WOODBRIDGE. A. M. Assistant Professor of English. W. A. MITCHELL. Foreman College Reserve Lands. I). t On leave of absence 1909-10. [Thirty-Eight mm progress in tlje ;§ cijnul of ( Jffiustc The present year in the Music School marks the highest point yet reached in the personnel of the student body and the type of work being carried on in the School. There are more students in the theoretical courses and in the Conservatory and Bachelor of Music Courses than ever before. The only change in the Faculty is in the Department of Voice-Culture; Here, Mrs. Edward E. Taliaferro has replaced Mrs. George M. Perry. Mrs. Taliaferro has proven a very efficient instructor and her enthusi- asm and personality have made her very popular among her students. As conductor of the Girls ' Glee Club she has done excellent work and turned out a remarkably finished organization. The School offers the usual courses in solos, play- ing, and singing and in Theory, Composition, Sight- singing and General Music Culture. The courses are scientific and scholarly and have been accepted as such by the greatest music schools in America, — The School of Musical Art of the City of New York, and The New England Conservatory of Music. Full credit is given at both of these institutions for work done here. The affiliation has appealed to a number of students who ex- pect to take a part of their musical course here and a part in the Eastern institutions. Such a course cannot help but bring credit to the school. Through ' its weekly lectures, weekly student re- hearsals, and fortnightly recitals, the School offers much of sterling value to the serious student. The one hundred and eleventh program was given on February 3rd. Through his connection with the College Chorus, the Dean is instructing a large number of College stu- dents in the elements of music. E. D. HAEE. Thirty-Nine] Jfrntltu of School of pirate EDWARD DANFORTH HALE, A. M. Dean and Professor of Theory and Literature of Music, and the Pianoforte. A. B. (Williams). ' 80; A. M. (ibid), ' 83; Professor at the New England Con- servatory, ' 85-04; Colorado College, ' 05. MRS. ROBERT BRISCOE. Instructor in I ' iolin. Graduate, Conservatory of Leipsic, ' 95; Pupil of Hans Sitt, ' 90-95; Colorado College, ' 00. MRS. FREDERICK A. FAUST. Instructor in Pianoforte. The Yassar Music School, ' 94; Diploma American Society of Musicians. ' 94; Colorado College, ' 01. MRS. EDWARD ELLETT TALIAFERRO. Instructor in Voice Culture. New England Conservatory, ' 97-98; Rawlings Institute, ' oo- ' oi ; Union College, ' 02 ; Colorado College, ' 09. GEORGE LEO PATTERSON. French Horn and Other Brass. EARL W. HILLE. Assistant in Or nan. Progress in Snmnun Scljuol of Snrneyhtq In utilizing Manitou Park, the property of Colorado College, as a field for summer surveying - , the Engineering School has made a great step forward. The Park is ideally ri ' ted for surveying work, for in it is to be found almost every kind of ground over which surveys are carried. In addition to this, there are, ad- jacent to the Park, many mining claims and several patented claims. The work of making mine surveys in coal mines and metal mines will be carried on in the mines themselves. In short, field work in surveying is done under exactly the same conditions that prevail in actual practice. This work is caried on as a continuous exercise of four weeks ' duration immediately after the close of the regular College exercises. The work is required after the Freshman year, after the Sopohomore year and after the Junior year. The work is done under the direction of the Professor of Civil Engineering and a corps of experienced assistants. The students are divided up into squads furnished with all necessary equipment. Each squad is required to execute a stated number of surveys and to make complete notes and maps, as would be required in practice. The College furnishes living accommodations for the students. Students pro- vide their own board and bedding. A fee of $10.00 is charged for each summer ' s work at the camp. The advantages of the course are evident, — it makes possible surveying under just such conditions as the engineer will encounter in practice ; it gives the students more time while in the College proper for his other studies, as he is not required to give several hours daily to field surveying under poorer conditions. In addition to these, there is a pleasurable side, for Manitou Park and the surrounding country is remarkablv prettv and though almost all the students ' time is taken up with work, the open air life, coming just at the end of a strenuous college year, gives the student what amounts to almost a summer vacation. GEO. I. LYON. Forty -One] progress tit Summer Scljool of forestry The summer term has been shortened to one month, but students are required to attend three summer terms instead of two as has been the custom in the past, the total number of weeks required in field work remaining practically the same. The advantages of this new arrangement are : first, that theory will keep ahead of prac- tice ; and secondly, that the summer vacation can be utilized to a greater extent than formerly for earning money or for longer visits back home. The practical demonstration of the advantage of the one-month term may be observed this sum- mer, when fully half of the forestry students will be employed by the Forest Service for as long a season as the college will permit. These students will not only be gaining the best possible experience, but will earn fair wages in addition. For this year, at least, the summer term, including the work done for the Government, will last from the end of the college year to the opening of the next. It is confidently expected that the tenderfeet who have worked all summer in forestry wdl be hardened, bewhiskered, veteran backwoodsmen, with the ability to outwalk Weston, pack a mule train, size up at a fleeting glance the quantity of timber in a township, and remember the bonanical name of Douglas Fir. At Manitou Park the- Sophomores will engage in the gentle pastime of cruis- ing timber, counting rings on stumps and making curves, but not with baseballs. The Juniors will show Professor Lyon how to run a plane table and later will show the Forestry Faculty how to manage a forest. The Freshmen, in the meantime, will be doing their best in ruining several $300 transits and fudging field notes in plane surveying. If they should fail in the first attempt they will try, try again. W. J. MORRILL. [Forty-T CUTLER ACADEfty progress tit Clittla cctbemu Many notable changes have been made in Cutler Academy during the present year. The building has been put into first class condition ; the course of study has been raised and the school is now more independent of the College than it has been in the past. During the summer, Cutler Hall was thoroughly renovated, sev- eral new hardwood floors were laid ; the walls and ceilings, cakimined ; the wood- work varnished ; new plumbing installed ; and much new equipment, such as chairs, blackboards, scientific apparatus, maps and reference books, added. In addition, the building has been newly wired in the most up-to-date manner. The entire building with the exception of a part of the basement, is now de- voted to the use of Cutler Academy. The large room on the second floor, formerly used as a draughting room, has been fitted up as a chapel and study hall. It is now possible for the Academy students to meet daily, something that was im- possible under old conditions, and a better school spirit is the result. Several important changes have been made in the curriculum. All recita- tion periods have been reduced to forty-five minutes each, and the number of periods for each subject has been increased to five per week. In addition, the stu- dents now carry four studies instead of five as formerly. Professor Gile is again teaching in the Academy and acting as Associate Prin- cipal. His assistance and enthusiasm have been invaluable in developing the high scholastic standing which the Academy insists upon. The attendance this year is 120, which is slightly in excess of that of a year ago. Of this number a little more than one-half are boys. Twelve states and two foreign countries are represented in the enrollment. J. A. PARK. Forty-Three] Jjaaultg of Cutler JVcabsmg JAMES WILLIAM PARK, A. B. Head Master ami Professor of English. A. B. ( Amherst ) , ' 03 ; Cutler Academy, ' 07. JEAN MURIEL AULD, A. B. Instructor in Latin. A. B. (Colorado College), ' 08; Cutler Academy, ' 09. MABEL S. BATEMAN, A. B. Instructor in Mathematics. A. B. (Colorado College), ' 07; Cutler Academy, ' 07. MARIANNA BROWN, A. M. Instructor in Latin and English. A. B. (Earlham College), ' 76; A. M. (Cornell), ' 94; Cutler Academy, ' 02. WILLIAM V. FLAHERTY, A. B. Instructor in Science and Mathematics. A. B. (Syracuse), ' 94; Cutler Academy, ' 08. MOSES CLEMENT GILE, A. M. Associate Head Master and Professor of Latin. A. B. (Brown). ' 83; A. M. (ibid), ' 86; Cutler Academy, ' 92. ATHERTON NOYES, A. B. Instructor in Greek. A. B. (Yale), ' 85; Cutler Academy, ' 92. YNA REINHARDT, A. M. Instructor in French. A. B. (Colorado College), ' 06; A. M. (ibid), ' 09; Cutler Academy, ' 06. ELLA LOUISE TAYLOR, A. M. Instructor in German and History. A. B. (Colorado College), ' 04; A. M. (ibid), 05; Cutler Academy, ' 05 [Forty -Four K r t v - F i v e J SCNlORe fForty-Six Junior Class 1910— Colors: Green and White. TOccrs President J.J. Sylvester Vice-President Genevra McCaw Secretary Marguerite Sei fried Treasurer John F. Nelson Sergeants-at-Arms C. R. Blackmail, T. M. Pettigrew Forty -Seven] MARGARET MARY ANDERSON, A. B. Ouray, Colo. Dais, Dramatic Society, Y. W. C. A., V. Pres. Girls ' Athletic Assn. (3), Pres. (4), Stu- dent Govt. Board (4), Student Commission (4), Cercle Francais (3) (4), Secretary Cercle Pran- cais (4), Girls ' Glee Club (4). Oh, it is excellent To have a giant ' s strength. RUTH BATEMAN, A. B. 1 1 16 N. Weber St., Colorado Springs. E B K, Hvpatia, Cercle Francais, Dramatic So- ciety, Factotum Hvpatia (2), V. Pres. Hypatia (3)- I have sometimes heard of an Iliad in a nutshell. CARE REED BEACKMAN, A. B. 1806 Wood Ave., Colorado Springs. $TA, Y. M. C. A., Pearsons, Class Treasurer ( 1), Y. M. C. A. Cabinet (1) (2) (3) (4). Li- brarian Pearsons (2), Class President (2), Man- ager Hand Book (2), President Glee and Man- dolin Club (2) (3), Glee Club (2) (3) (4), Glee Club O ' uartette (2) (4), Pearsons Quartette (3) (4), Sergeant-at-Arms Pearsons (3), Man- ager Annual (3), President Y. M. C. A., Skull (3), Rochester Convention Delegate (3) (4), Vice President Pan-Hellenic Council (4). He had a head to contrive, a tongue to per- suade and a hand to execute any mischief. [Forty Eight JOHN BURGESS, B. S. (Civil). 817 Forest Ave., Canon City, Colorado. Thesis: ' Some Investigations of Reinforced Concrete. A $ ©, Pearsons, Y. M. C. A., Honors ( 1 ). Treasurer Pearsons (3) , Treasurer Class (3) , Instructor in Civil Engineering Department (4), B. E. Great strength or great wisdom is of much value to an individual. MELICENT CAMPBELL. A. I ' ,. Durango, Colorado . $BK, Contemporary, Y. W. C. A., Dramatic Society, Cercle Francais, Honors ( 3 ) , Secretary Dramatics ( 2 ) , Treasurer Contemporary ( 3 ) , Secretary Class (3), Annual Hoard (3), Presi- dent Contemporary (4). As good be out of the world as out of fashion. ROBERT BARNEY CH1LDS, P.. S. (Electrical). 177 State St., SpRiNGiUKLn, Mass. Thesis: Design and Construction of Protec- tive Devices for Use on 70.000 Volt Trans- former. Worcester Polytechnic Institute ( 1 ) (2), 2 X. Apollonian Club, Y. M. C. A., B. E., Vice Presi- dent Apollonian Club (4), Member Council of Ten B. E. (4). The mildest manners and the gentlest heart. Forty-NineJ HARRY WILSON COIL, A. B. Denison, Texas. A T A, $ B K, Apollonian Club, Y. M. C. A., Chemistry Club, Honors ( 2 ) , Inter-Collegiate De- bater ( 2 ) ( 3 ) ( 4 ) , Assistant in Chemistry ( 2 ) , Assistant in Geology (3), Secretary Oratorical Association (3), Assistant Editor Tiger (3), President Apollonion Club ( 4 ) , Manager Debat- ing (4), Mary G. Slocum Scholarship (4), Mem- ber Student Council (4), Apollonian Debating Team ( 4 ) . Whose well taught mind, the present age surpast. FAITH ROSALIND COX, A. 1 ' ,. 11 if) Vine St., Denver, Colorado. Contemporary, Y. W. C. A., Dais, Dramatic- Society, Student Govt. Board (2), Treasurer Contemporarv (4). Her stature tall — I hate a dumpy woman. HERBERT H. DAVIS, B. S. (Mining). London, England. Thesis: Study of Improvements in Miner ' s Pocket Surveying Instruments. Apollonian Club (1) (2), Y. M. C. A., B. E., Chemistry Club, Secretary Chemistry Club ( 3 ) , Manager of Hagerman Hall (4), Member Coun- cil of Ten B. E. (4). Love seldom learning lies. haunts the hreast where [Fifty MARION C. DIETRICH, A. B. 918 N. Weber St., Colorado Springs. A ©, Ciceronian Club, V. M. C. A., Mando- lin Club (1) (4), Tennis Team (1) (2) (3), Ciceronian Debating Team (3), Secretary Cic- eronian Club (3), Secretary and Treasurer Ten- nis Association (3) (4), President Ciceronian Club (4), Pan-Hellenic Council (4). ' 4 look upon myself as a good humored fellow. ERNEST V. DESHAYES, 1!. S. (Alining). 121 W. Orman Ave., Puki ' .i.o, Colorado. Thesis: Briquetting the Slack from the Coal Fields of the Colorado Springs District. Chemistry Club. Y. M. C. A., B. E., Secre- tary-Treasurer Chemistry Club (2), Vice Presi- dent Chemistry Club (3), President Chemistry Club (4), Council of Ten l ' . E. (4). ' 41c had been eight years upon a project for extracting sunbeams out of cucumbers, which were to lie put in phials, hermetically sealed and let out to warm the air in raw, inclement weather. ELMER ALBERT RUSSELL ELLING- W(  ( )D, A. P.. 31 X. Pine St. Colorado Springs. J B K, Y. M. C. A. (1) (2), High Honors (i) (2) (3) (4), Perkins Scholarship (2), Cer- cle Francais (2) (3) (4), President Cerc ' e Fran- cais (3), Attorney on Debate Ciceronian Club (3), Debating Team Ciceronian Club (3), Assist- ant Editor Tiger (3), President Ciceronian Club (4), Librarian Cercle Francais (4), Cecil Rhodes Scholarship for Colorado (4). O, wonderful, wonderful and most wonder- ful, and yet again wonderful, and after that, out of all whooping. Fifty -One] ELSIE MAE ELRICK, A. B. 523 S. Tejon St., Colorado Springs. 3 B K. Cercle Francais, Secretary Cercle Fran- cais (3), Honors (1) (2) (3). The hand that follows intellect can achieve. GEORGE R. GIBBS, A. B. 715 Barr Ave., Canon City, Colorado. A T A, Apollonian Club, Y. M. C. A., Foot- ball C (i), Track C (1) (3) (4). Treasurer Apollonian Club (2), Geneva Delegate (2) (3), Y. M. C. A. Cabinet (2) (3) (4), President Apollonian Club (4). Or men may come and men may go. But I go on forever. NANNIE GIBBS, A. B. 715 Barr Ave., Canon City, Colorado. Y. W. C. A., Dais, Deutsche Yerein (3) (4), Cercle Francais (4), Dramatic Society. The mildest manner with the bravest mind. [ F i f t y - T w o HUGH GL LMORE, A. B. 2131 Marion St., Denver, Colorado. A I (-), Ciceronian Club, Y. M. C. A., Attor- ney Ciceronian Club (3), Assistant Physics Lab- oratory (3), Treasurer Ciceronian Club (4). How God must have laughed when he made this man. ALMA ETHELDREDA HAVEN GRAY. A. I ' ,. 122 W. Thirteenth St., Pueblo, Colorado. Washington College, Maryland ( 1 ) (2) , Y W. C. A., Dramatic Society, Dais. It would talk. Lord! how it talked. LESTER EVERETT GRISWOLD, A. B. 915 N. Weber St., Colorado Springs. A T A, Apollonian Club, Y. M. C. A.. Glee Club, Chemistry Club, B. E., Geneva Delegate ( 1 ), Mandolin Club (2), Cascade Delegate (2), Assistant Manager Annual (3), Junior Repre- sentative Tiger Board (3), Manager Handbook (4), String Quartette (4), Tiger Board (4), Vice President Associated Students (4), Treasurer Apollonian Club (4), Secretary Y. M. C. A. Cab- inet (4), Vice President Apollonian Club (4). I am a Jew else, an Ebrew Jew. Fifty-Three] WILLIAM GRAY HARMAN, A. B. 505 Eighth St., Peaineieed, New Jersey. A T A, Pearsons, Y. M. C. A., Class Treas- urer ( 3 ) , Nugget Photographer ( 3 ) , Assistant Editor Tiger (3), Tiger Board of Directors (5), Secretary Pearsons (5), Vice President Y. M. C. A. (5 ). Who cannot brook the shadow of any lie. HENRY C. HARRISON, A. B. Scribner, Nebraska. Ciceronian Club, Y. M. C. A., Ciceronian De- bating Team (3). Grim reader, did you ever see a ghost? REBA LYNN HOOD, A. B. Barr, Colorado. Contemporary, Y. W. C. A., Dais, Dramatic Society, Factotum Contemporary (2), Secretary Contemporary (4), Student Govt. Advisory Board (1). And oh, if there be an Elysium on earth, It is this, it is this ! [ F i f t y - F o u r LOTTA FRANCES HULL. 422 E. Pike ' s Peak Ave., Colorado Springs. Y. VV. C. A., Dramatic Society, Deutsche Yerein. President Deutsche Yerein (4), Cercle Francais. The happy combination of fortuitous cir- cumstances. ' ELTON BALLANGER HUNT, A. B. Alex, Oklahoma. Apollonian Club, Y. M. C. A., Inter-Collegiate Orator ( 1 ) , Inter-Class Declamation Contest ( 2 ) , Vice President Oratorical Association (3), Apol- lonian Debating Team (4), Inter-Collegiate De- bating Team (4), President Apollonian Club (4). He draweth out the thread of his verbos- ity liner than the staple of his argument. IRENE KINGSLEY HUSE. A. B. 10 Hays Ave., Manchester, N. H. Contemporary, Dramatic Society, Y. W. C. A., Dais, Vice President Dramatic Society ( 3 ) , Y. W. C. A. Cabinet (3), Annual Board (3), Student Govt. Advisory Board (3), Kinnikinnik Board (4), President Contemporary (4). Of many charms, to her as natural As sweetness to the flower. Fifty-FiveJ JULIA DAY INGERSOLL. A. B. 3643 Shoshone St., Denver, Colorado. B K, Minerva, Y. W. C. A., Dramatic So- ciety, Dais, Cercle Francais, Deutsche Verein, Honors (1) (2) (3), Factotum Minerva (2), Y. W. C. A. Cabinet (3) (4), Secretary Minerva (3), President Minerva (4), Student Govt. Board (2) (3) Advisory Board (4), Student Commis- sion ( 4 ) . She was so good, she would pour rose water on a toad. WALTER LEE JAEGER, A. B. Buffalo Center, Iowa. Denver University ( 1 ) ( 2 ) , Westminster College (3), Y. M. C. A. Happy the people whose annals are blank in history hooks. ' ' WYLIE MILLER JAMESON, A. 1 ' .. 41 E. 74th St., New York City, N. Y. Ciceronian Club, Y. M. C. A., Freshman- Sophomore Declamation Contest ( 1 ) , Charter Member Cercle Francais (2), Vice President Cer- cle Francais (2), Secretary Ciceronian Club (4), President Cercle Francais (4), O. Q. Club (4). A mother ' s pride, a father ' s joy. [Fifty -Six JANET HARPER KAMPF, A. B. 1 516 N. Tejon St., Colorado Springs. Minerva, Dramatic Society, Y. W. C. A., Vice President Class ( 1 ), Factotum Minerva (2), Sec- retary Minerva (3), President Minerva (4), President Class (3), Tiger Board (4), Student Commission (4). Ah, you flavor everything, You are the vanilla of societv. SAMUEL WESLEY KITTLEMAN. B. S. (Civil). 1424 S. Nevada Ave., Colorado Springs. Thesis: ' Some Investigations of Reinforced Concrete. 2 X, Pearsons, Y. M. C. A., B. E., Local Ed- itor Tiger ( 2 ) , Editor Handbook ( 2 ) ( 3 ) ( 4 ) , Annual Board ( 3 ) , Assistant Manager Football (3), Manager Football (4), Instructor in Civil Engineering Department (4), Treasurer Y. M. C. A. (4), Treasurer Pearsons (4), Member of Council f Ten B. E. (4). He could distinguish and divide A hair ' twixt south and southwest side. SIDNEY BISHOP LAMB, B. S. (Civil). 2652 Lafayette St., Denver, Colorado. Thesis: The Graphical Solution of Problems Relating to Uniform Flow in Open Channels of Trapezoidal Cross Section. Y. M. C. A., B. E. There are some faults in conversation that none are so subject to as men of wit. Fifty-Seven] HENRY MAXWELL LARSON, JR., A. B. 240 Rutland Road, Brooklyn, N. Y. Dartmouth College ( 1 ), 2 X, Y. M. C. A. Why, then, do you walk as if you had swallowed a ramrod? MARY LOUISE Le CLERE, A. B. Grand Junction, Colorado. Y. W. C. A., Dramatic Society, Dais. Not a word? No. not one to throw at a dog. ANNA BERNICE LEWIS, A. P.. 41 1 1 Vallejo, Denver, Colorado. Contemporary, Y. W. C. A., Dramatic Society. Dais, Deutsche Yerein, ice President Contem- porary (4) . I dote on his very absence. [Fifty-Eight GENEVRA LEE McCAW, A. B. Washington, Iowa. Monmouth College (2), Minerva, Y. W. C. A., Dais, Dramatic Society, Secretary Minerva (4), Treasurer Minerva (4), Vice President Class (4). This lady never made unwilling war With those line eves. FRED POLING McKOWN, F. E. 712 N. Tejon St. Forestry Club, Treasurer Forestry Club ( 4 ) . Who to himself is law, no law doth need, Offends no law, and is a king indeed. MARGARET LOIS McLEOD, A. 13. 2628 W. 27th Ave., Denver, Colorado. Westminster College (2) ( 3 ) , Y. W. C. A. Dramatic Society, Dais, Deutsche Verein. Such sober certainty of waking bliss. Fifty-Nine] HARRY WANLESS McOUAT, A. B. Brighton, Colorado. r A, Apollonian, Y. M. C. A., Winner Freshman-Sophomore Declamation Contest ( i ), Manager Barbecue ( 2 ) , Local Editor Tiger ( 2 ) , x ssistant Manager Glee Club ( 2 ) , Sergeant-at- Arms Apollonian Club (2), Supervising Manager Spring Athletics ( 3 ) , Assistant Manager Tiger ( 3 ) , Member of Board of Managers of the Rocky Mountain Division of the Amateur Athletic Union (3) ( _| ) , Manager Tiger ( 4 ) , President Associated Students (4), Manager Baseball (4). QQClubU). A man who could make so vile would not scruple to pick a pocket. a pun CLAUDE P. MORGAN, F. E. 1 130 30th St., Greeley, Colorado. I r A, Forestry Club, Apollonian Club, Y. M. C. A. Cabinet ( 2 ) , President Forestry Club ( 3 ) (4) (5), Football C (1) (2) (3) (4), Senior Member Athletic Board (5), Student Commis- sion ( 5) . A mass enormous ! which in modern days No two of earth ' s degenerate sons could raise. BERTHA IRENE MILLER, A. B. 1 1 15 E. Webster St., Springfield, Mo. Drury College, Mo. (1) (2) (3), Student Volunteer, Dais, Y. W. C. A., Dramatic Society. Gentle of speech, beneficent of mind. [Sixty EFFIE FLORENCE MILLER, A. R. 31 ] W. Tenth St., PuEBLOj Colorado. Minerva, Dramatic Society, Y. W. C. A., Dais. Is she not more than painting can express. Or youthful poets fancy when they love? ILHELMINA KATHERINE MILLER, A. B. 418 W. 25th St., Cheyenne, Wyoming. Dais, Y. W. C. A., Dramatic Society, Deutsche Verein. Oh, that those lips had language ! Life has passed With me roughly since I heard thee last. EMILY MILLS, A. B. 1419 E. Third St., Pueblo, Colorado. Student Volunteer, Y. W. C. A., Dais, Dra- matic Society, Deutsche Verein (3) . Of all the girls, that e ' er were seen There ' s none so fine as Em ' ly. Sixty -One] JOHN FR1THIOF NELSON, A. P Loyeland, Colorado. A $ ©, Pearsons, Y. M. C. A. Cabinet (4), Class Treasurer (4), Secretary Pearsons (4), President Tennis Association (4), Chemistry Laboratory Assistant (4). He trudg ' d along unknowing what he sought And whistled as he went, for want of thought. ELMER WHARTON NORRIS, A. B. 1426 N. Corona St., Colorado Springs. Ciceronian Club, Y. M. C. A., Student Volun- teer, Secretary Ciceronian ( 2 ) , Attorney Ciceron- ian Club ( 2 ) ( 3 ) , Chairman Cascade Delegation (3), Secretary Volunteer Hand (4), Winner Junior-Senior Oratorical Contest (3). 1 ask the gods for no more. HUBERT WILLIAM PERRY, B. S. (Civil). 315 E. St. Vrain St., Colorado Springs. Thesis: ' The Graphical Solution of Problems Relating to the Uniform Flow in Open Chan- nels. A T A, B. E., Class Treasurer (2), Manager of Annual ( 3 ). He was the mildest manner ' d man That ever scuttled ship or cut a throat. [S i x t y - X w o T )DD MARC PETTIGREW, ]R LiEI.LE Fol ' KCHE, S. D. South Dakota State Normal ( 1 ) A. A $ 0, Ciceronian Club ( 2 ) Ciceronian Club, Attorney (3), President Ciceronian Club (3), President Oratorical Association (3), Inter-Collegiate Pro- hibition Oratorical Contest (3), Inter-Collegiate Debator (4). (let place and wealth, if possible, by grace — If not, by any means, get wealth and place. CLARE N. PHILLIPS. A. B. La Junta, Colorado. K 2, Pearsons, Manager Handbook (3), As- sistant Manager Kinnikinnik (3), Annual Board (3), Assistant Manager Football (3), Manager Track (3), Secretary Pearsons (3), Y. M. C. A. Cabinet (3) (4), Manager Kinnikinnik (4), Sec- retary and Treasurer Pan-Hellenic Council (4), Supervising Manager Spring Athletics (4), Pres- ident Pearsons (4). But let not his frailties be remembered; he was a very great man. CAP U. E LENORE POLLEN, A. P.. Manitou, Colorado. Contemporary, Y. W. C. A., Dramatic Society, Dais, Deutsche Verein, Cercle Francais, Vice President Contemporary (3), Y. W. C. A. Cab- inet (3) (4), Annual Board (3), Vice President Cercle Francais (4). Grace was in all her steps, heaven in her eye ; in every gesture dignity and love. Sixty-Three] LELAND WELLS POLLOCK, A 13. iyo8 Colorado Ave., Colorado Springs. A$@,$B K, Pearsons, Y. M. C. A., Winner Freshman-Sophomore Declamation Contest (2), High Honors (3), Pearsons Debating Team ( 4 ) . All we ask is to be let alone. EDWARD G. REICHMUTH. B. S. (Mining.) Manitou, Colorado. 4 r A, Chemistry Club, B. E.. Vice President Chemistry Club (3), Football C (4). Thesis: Briquetting the Coal Slack from the Mines of the Colorado Springs District. Set honors in one eye and death i ' the other And I will look on both indifferently. OLIVER CALDWELL RALSTON, B. S. ( Mining). 1321 Colorado Ave., Colorado Springs. Thesis: Study of Gypsum Deposit in Garden of the Gods. Glee Club, B. E. His cogitative faculties immersed In cogibility of cogitation. [Sixty-Four HERBERT N. ROE, A. B. 9 E. Boulder St., Colorado Springs. A T A, Pearsons. Y. M. C. A., (dee Club ( i ) (2) (3) (4), Pearsons Quartette (2) (3) (4). Sergeant-at-Arms Pearsons ( 2 ) , Captain Class Football Team (2), Assistant Editor Kinnikinnik (3), Vice President Class (3), Pearsons Debating Team I 3 ) , Secretary and Treasurer Glee Club (3) , College Quartette (3) ( 4 ) , President Q. Q. Club (4). Football C (4), Vice President Pear- sons (4), Editor-in-Chief Kinnikinnik (4). He writers ' is the discoverer faults llect of MARGUERITE J. SE1FR1ED. GEORGETOW N , CoLORADI ). Contemporary, Y. W. C. A., Dramatic Society, Dais, Student Govt. Board (3), (4), President Student Govt. (4), Secretary Contemporary (4), Secretary Class (4). So that as we were formerly oppressed with wickedness, we are now oppressed with laws. GLENN WILLIAM SHAW. A. B. 1338 N. Weber St.. Colorado Springs. Pearsons, Y. M. C. A., Glee Club (1) (2) (3) (4), President Class (2), Y. M. C. A. Cab- inet (3), Assistant Editor Tiger (3), Editor-in- Chief Annual (3), President Glee Club (3) (4), Vice President Pearsons (4), Student Commis- sion (4), President Y. M. C. A. (4), Editor-in- Chief Tiger (4), Q. Q. Club (4). Life is a joke, and all things show it 1 thought so once and now I know it. Sixty -Five] JESSIE IDELL SMITH, A. B. Long mont, Colorado. Dais, Y. W. C. A., Dramatic Society, Deutsche Verein. All my hope is in myself. HARRIET MAY SPENCER. A. II. 2011 Greenwood St., Pueblo, Colorado. Contemporary, Y. W. C. A., Dramatic Society, Dais, Treasurer Dramatic Club (2), Student Govt. Board (3) (4), Treasurer Y. W. C. A. ( 4 ) , Treasurer Contemporary ( 4 ) . Tranquility ! thou hetter name Than all the family of Fame. MILDRED STEELMAN, A. 1!. Caldwell, Idaho. Y. W. C. A., Dramatic Society, Dais, Deutsche Verein. When the skie faith, we shall have larkes. [s i x t v - S i x BEN HARRISON STEWART, A. B. 515 Jefferson Ave., Colorado City, Colorado. J r A, Apollonian Clnb, Chemistry Club, As- sistant Chemistry Laboratory (1) (2) (3) (4), Vice President Chemistry Club (2), President Chemistry Club (3), Secretary Apo.lonian Club (4 ), Nugget Board (3). It requires a surgical operation to get a joke well into a Scotch understanding. ANNA HOLDEN STRANG, A. B. 422 VV. 14th St., Pueblo, Colorado. 3? B K, Minerva, Dais, Dramatic Society, Deutsche Verein, High Honors (1) (2) (3), Perkins Scholarship ( 2 ) , Secretary Y. W. C. A. (2), Y. VV. C. A. Cabinet (3), President Y. VV. C. A. (4), Vice President Minerva (4), Student Volunteer. The fairest garden in her looks And in her mind, the wisest books. LOUISE LUQUEER STRANG, A. B. 422 VV. 14th St.. Pueblo, Colorado. f B K, Contemporary, Dramatic Society, Y. VV. C. A., Dais. Treasurer Dramatic Society (3), I ' resident Dramatic Society (4). Annual Board (3), Kinnikinnik Board (3) (4), Cercle Francais, V. VV. C. A. Cabinet (4). Vice President Con- temporary (4). Student Govt. Advisory Hoard 0 gracious God, how far have 1 Profan ' d thy heavenly gift of poesy? Sixty-Seven] JOHN JOSEPH SYLVESTER, A. B. Monte Vista, Colorado. Colorado Agricultural College (i) ij z), 2 X, Pearsons, Assistant Manager Football ( 3 ) , As- sistant Editor Tiger (3), Pan-Hellenic Council (3) ( 4 ) , President of Pearsons ( 4 ) , Sergeant-at- Arms Pearsons (4), Manager High School Day (4), President of Cass (4). Though modest, on his unembarassed brow, Nature had written ' Gentleman. ' LE( )NA MILDRED THATCHER, A. B. ()2T, E. Willamette Ave., Colorado Springs. Y. W. C. A., Dramatic Society, Secretary Y W. C. A. (3) , Cabinet ( 4 ) . I have no other than a woman ' s reason I think him so because I think him so. VIRGINIA MAY TYLER, A. B. 815 N. Corona, Colorado Springs. Y. W. C. A., Dramatic Society, Glee Club (4 Secretary Athletic Association (4). All we ask is to he let alone. [Sixty-Eight RUTH WIGHT, A. B. 1425 Pinon St., Tk 1 x 1 dad, Colorado. Y. W. C. A.. Dais, Dramatic Society. I do not like this fooling. WILLIAM RUSSELL WILLIAMS, B. S. (Civil). 930 N. Weber St., Colorado Springs. Thesis: Crushing Strength of Concrete Made from Local Material. No subject, not object, but no obtrusive. - - Sixty-Nine] JUNIORc [ S e v e n t Juittnr 01 1 ass — IQI I — Coh rs: I Hue and White. (Mirers: President M. Vesta Tucker Vice-President L. M. Van Stone Secretary Edith Sommers Treasurer A. E. Bryson Serjeant-at-Arms H. H. Haisrht Seventy-One] OSEPHINE EREDRITA ALEXANDER J osie. Her motto: Keep calm, cool, and placid. HULDA MATILDA ANDERSON 1 ler motto : She that speaketh much is much mistaken. ROBERT GIYENS ARGO ' Bobbie. His motto: Oh, for a seat in some poetic nook Just hidden with trees — and then my pipe and book. GERTRUDE MIRIAM ASHLEY Gertie. Her motto: I ' ve decided not to worry any moi ' i And I ' m just as happy as before. [Seventy-Two JAY ALBERT BAIK His motto: runes are good enough for any man. MARIE LOUISE BARTLETT Her motto: When I ' m asleep, m wasting time. MABEL BAY Her motto: Bein ' good an awful lonesome job. ARTHUR EARL l ' .RYSON His motto: Hitch your wagon to an operetta star. Seventy-Three] HELEN CANON Spuds. Her motto: ' Tis more discreet to clothe thy mischief in the garb of innocence. L. GILBERT CARY Gi His motto: The reward of a thing well done is to have done it. GUY WENDELL CLARK His motto: Keep a grubbin ' an ' a hoein That ' ll stop the weeds a-growin ' . ERED BRUNTON COPELAND Fritz. His motto: The very custom of assenting seems dangerous and slippery. [Seventy -Four GRACE CAROTHERS CUNNINGHAM Her motto: Make the very best of everything; hink the best of everybody; I lope the best for yourself. SHERMAN VV. DEAN Stubby. His motto: Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. MAMIE SUSAN DETMOYER I ler motto: The Muse calls. and I must follow. 15EECHER JAMES DICKSON Dick. His motto: Ne ' er take a wife until thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in. Seventy Five] CHARLES E. DONELON Mike. ' H is motto : When duty calls send her around to the back doo- . ' EDITH LEONORA DOUGLASS Her motto: A good time now is worth two gone by. LILLIAN ELLEN DUER Her motto: She who works Math with nevei a groan, May someday a Phi Beta Kappa Key own. ERNEST BOOTH FOWLER Friday. His motto: Gee, I wish I had a girl lik the other fellers have. [Seventy -Six DOROTHY |. FRANTZ Dot. Her motto: According as the man is. so you must humor him. JAMES EVERARD FULLER His motto: lis impious in a ood man to be sad. BELLA GLAl [er motto: The eyes of a woman are of no use unlc they are expressive ELSIE GREEN Pussy. Iler motto: When befriended, remember it; When you befriend, forget it. Seventy-Seven] ALT A HARRIS Her motto: To do nothing in particular and do it very well. HARRY W. GREENLEE His motto : They also serve who only stand and wait. HERBERT H. HAIGHT Bundle. ' ' His motto: Give me the en- dearing elegance of female friendship. SELMA ROSE HASSEL it motto: Honors come by diligence. [Seventy-Eight CLAUDE E. HAYWARD His motto: Where Beauty calls I ' ll folio DAVID E. HEIZER Dave. His motto: Spare your breath to cool your porridge. ' ' ADDIE LOUISE HEMENWAY Her motto: Since the proof of the scholar is the grades she gets— bum till the night of the exams. ALFORD JAMES HESLER I [is motto: A rolling stone gathe s no mo- roving heart gathers no affection Seventy-Nine FRANK JAMES HILL His motto: ' Solitude is as needful to the imagination, is society is wholesome to the character. EARL W. HILLE His motto: Music revive the recollections that it would appease. MARIAN S1EGRIST HOFFMAN Her motto: What do we live for if not to make life less difficult for some other FLOYD M. JARDINE Hung-. His motto: He that increaseth Knowledge, increaseth Sorrow [Eighty PERSIS T. KIDDER Per. Her motto: With consistency, a really great soul has nothing to do. - ' THOMAS L. KIRKPATRICK Kirk. Ilis motto: Nothing is mi popular as goodness. LULU KRAMER Her motto: Care ' ll kill a cat. HERBERT Le CLERE Sleepy. His motto: Content is mostly due to sleepiness Eighty-One] RAY FOSTER LOVE Sleepy Hollow. His motto: ' Silence is as deep as eternity, speech is as shallow as time. LAURA BELLE McCLAIN Her motto: Nothing is impossible to a willing heart. ' IDA McMORRIS Her motto: A man ' s a man for a ' that. WILLIAM E. MARSH His motto: On their own merits, modest men are dumb. [Eighty-Two LUCIEE WHITMERE PARSONS Her motto: It is good discretion not to make too much of any man at first. LIEU AN PICKEN Betsy. Her motto: What men dare, I dare. SHARLEY KATHEEEN PIKE Piker. Her motto: A merry heart maketh a cheerfu countenance. FRED HENRY RICE Ihs motto: Make a little spare time count for lots of good time. Eighty -Three] EVERETT J. SCHNEIDER Dutch. His motto: Tes ' go erlong and mind your own affairs. ' RALPH HUNTINGTON RICE Puffed. His motto: Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. ' ' WALLACE G. SHAPCOTT His motto: An engineer ' s fe permits of no frivolity. BERTRAM PRICE SIDDONS Bert. His motto: He that taketh his rest is greater than he that taketh two cities. [Eighty-Four JUNE ALMA STECK Her motto: The wise are the unassuming;. EUGENE W. STE ELE Shorty. His motto: All work and no fun, isn ' t the life for me. ' EDITH HANSCOME SUMMERS Her motto: Laugh and the world laughs with you; weep and the joke ' s on you MARGARET VESTA TUCKER V. Her motto: To please everybody, and it ' s a lug undertaking. Eighty-Five] BENJAMIN HALL VAN DYKE His motto: Sloth makes all things difficult, industry all things easy. E( )NARD MATTHEWS VAN STONE Lennie. His motto: Greatness does not consist of much talking: doing counts. ' M. MAY WEIR Muz. Her motto: Let no profit allure thee, no example sway thee, no persuasion move thee to do anything for which thou hast not time. ROBERT BRUCE WEIRICK His motto : In this world, every man must be either a hammer or an ami [Eighty-Si x CLARA WIGHT Her motto: The secret of success is constancy to purpose. GRACE HANNAH WILSON Her motto: Always laugh when you can: it ' s a cheap medicine. CHARLES HARRY WOODARD His motto: It is much easier to be critical than correct. EDNA FRANCES WOODARD Her motto: Am I my brother ' s keeper? Eighty-seven] gOPHOTOes WTP [Eighty-Eight § npluintnre (Class Colors : Silver and Gold. GMftrcrs President G. C. Graham Vice-President • • • • Marion A. Yerkes Secretary Lucy B. Ferrill Finance Committee W. W. Johnston, Eleanor G. Thomas Sergeant-at-Arms R. H. Sayrc Barhecue Manager Robert F. Hamilton 3Roii Aitken, Irene, 1131 X. Weber St. Akin, Lois Abigail, 8 2 N. Spruce St. Ambrose, Nathan Francis, Owens- bnro, Ky. Auld, Louise, 410 E. Boulder St. Burgess, Mary Elizabeth, Canon City. Butler, May, 1 1 E. Cimarron St. Buzzard, Lucile, 505 W. 9th St., Davenport, la. Cheese, Myrtle, 1002 Colorado Ave. Clark. Etta Geraldine, Latonia Apts., Platte and Nevada Aves. Cold, Lucille Hulda, 2704 Clark Ave., Cleveland, ( ). Conklin. George Ross, Delta. Copeland, Charles William, Aspen. Crandall, Dorliska, Santa Fe, N. ' Mex. Crowley, Altha 1!.. 20 E. Columbia St. Crowley, Flora Eliza, 20 E. Colum- bia St. Cummings, Eva Marie, Monte Vista. Dilts, Lucile, Fort Morgan. Fames, Frances Hazel, 2135 Gilpin, Denver. Ela, Wendell Dennett, Grand Junc- tion. England, Marie Alice, 116 E. Es- panola St. Estill, Helen Floyd, 216 E. Willa- mette St. Ferrill, Lucy Brainerd, 2123 Down- ing Ave., Denver. Foote, Flow 418 Colorado Avenue, Colorado City. Gerould, Elizabeth, 3012 N. Cas- cade Ave. Gleason, Ethel Bethana, 506 Alma Ave., Pueblo. Eighty-Nine] Gregg, Abel [ones, 122 X. Tejon St. • , Hall, Frances, 1401 Wood Ave. Hayden, Nola Barnard. 326 E. St. Vrain St. Hedblom, Edward Emmanuel. Au- rora, Xeb. Herr, Clara Ethel, Durango. Hughes, Richard Lewis, Spearfish, S. Dak. Humphreys, Florence A Idler, 4307 Tejon St., Denver. Hurlburt, Francis Talcott, Canon City. Kilbourne, Elizabeth, Story, Wyo. Knight, Bessie, Grand Junction. McMillin, Homer Stroud, 1212 X. Wahsatch Ave. Maddox. ( )ra Annalee, Monte Vista. Manlev, Clyde William, 727 North Weber St. Miller, Rita Louise. Box 236, Lead- ville. Moffitt, Paul Leone, Montrose. Morse, Edward Peck, 1 S04 North Weber St. ( )rmes, Ferguson Reddie, 1623 X. Tejon St. Pace, Agnes Lillian, 208 E. Uintah St. Pettigrew, Gertrude, Belle Fourche, S. Dak. Publow, Mary, 244 X. Fullerton Ave., Chicago, 111. Randolph, Mary Sylvia, 103 North Spruce St. Rhone, Henry Wolcott, Grand Junction. Sayre, Ray H., 1332 X. Tejon St. Seldomridge, Gerald Barnes, 1015 X T . Xevada Ave. [Ninet y Shellabarger, Gertrude Eloise, Mof- fat. Shelton, Samuel Tones, Marshfield. Mo. Shepard, Eva Lucy, 10;; Cheyenne Road. Sinton. Herbert George. 4 1 S. El Paso St. Smith, Lois Ellett, 1721 S. Tejon St. Spencer, Harry C, Jacksonville, 111. Stark. Edith Louise, 423 X. Wah- satch Ave. Statton. Ernie .Sylvester, Monte Vista. Statton, George Fairfield, Monte Vista. Templeton, Fay, Xob Hill. Thacher. Marjorie Louise, 634 E. Willamette. Thomas, Eleanor Gertrude, 1203 X. Xevada Ave. Thomas, Jennie, 2447 W. 32d Ave.. Denver. Thompson, Edmund Curtis, Yazoo City, Miss. Thompson. Susanna. 543 E. Platte Ave. Vaughn, Edith Ann, 1601 X. Xe- vada Ave. Warnock, Nellie Olive, 1266 West Lincoln, Loveland. Wasley, Mabel Irene, Greeley. Watson, Margaret Annetta, Greeley. Weeks, Adaline, Delta. Weir, Hattie Leola, Grand Junc- tion. Whitaker, Blanche May, 15 14 X. Weber St. Wilson, Mabel Elizabeth, Greeley. Yerkes, Martin Ada, 1340 Frank- lin St., Denver. Zellhocfer, Cora, Buford. Ninety -onej jaesHineN [Ninety-Two JTreshmau (Class Colors : Purple and White. ttccrs President Lloyd P. Shaw Vice-President Katherine G. True Secretary Martha E. Phillips Treasurer Dwight P. Sisco JRoil Acker, Wesley Harrison, Canon I lowers, Glenn Alwyn, 320 Cara- City. mi ' llo St. Alford, Don Becket, Denver. Boyes, Dana Pell, Miles City, Mon- Allen, Arthur Jones, Grand June- tana. tion. Buchanan, Russell Shofe, Greeley. Armstrong, Pucille, 322 Lincoln Burger, Carrie Idabell, Idaho Ave., Colorado City. Springs. Baker, Lena Pay Mae, 328 East Chapman Thomas Smith, 1041 YampaSt. Lake Ave. Pueblo. Bancroft, George William, 1314 N. Clark Leon Benjamin, 703 Peter- El Paso St son ' tort Collins. Banning , ' George Arthur, Steam- Clifford, Paul Henry, 822 S. Tejon St boat Springs. _, , „ . — ,. , ,, Bateman, Lillian Grace, 1116 N. Co ° k Dorothy Elizabeth. 1035 Weber g t Downing St., Denver. Baxter, Le Ora Agnes, 217 West Co £ Marcus, 151 1 Washington Second St., Ivywild. „ v ' ,, T . , _, Belknap, Marie Augusta, 518 North Cr ° ss . Bertram Josiah, Glenwood East Ave., Oak Park. 111. _ bpnn £f . Belsey, George W.. [r., Telluride. row, Allen Benjamin Keokuk, la. Hall. Telluride. D ™ Arthlir Henr ' - Henrietta, N. Bendt, Ernest Rudolph, 358 Prairie Dea ring, May Pierce. 418 W. Bijou v ve., Kenosha, Wis. St Benjamin, Willis, 160 4th Ave., Deffke, Guy Clifford, Eaton. Longmont Esmay. Harry Foster, 712 X. Tejon Bennett, Herbert Alden, 224 Petit gt_ Denver. St., Longmont. Eversole. Charlotte Thomas, Monte Iioguc. Mary Austin, 9 Swallow Vista. Apart., Sail Lake City, Utah. Farrell, Emily, Manitou. Ninety-Three] [N t y - F o Fezer, Marian, no iith St., Gree- ley. Forhan, Marie Frances, Trinidad. Foster, Leora Mana, Fort Collins. Foster, Wallin George, 2122 Broad- way, Little Rock, Ark. Friend, Charles El Nathan, 615 W. Cncharras St. Gear, Katherine Mary, 246 Dwight St., Holyoke, Mass. Glau, Nash, 1123 7th St., Victor. Golden, Abram Lee, Billings, Mont. Graham, Wilson Harvev, Atlantic, la. Graves, Lucy Ethel, 1222 Lincoln Ave. Guy, Ellsworth Lin, Montrose. Haines, Marian Huntington, 1506 N. Tejon St. Hall, Albert Shepard, E. 18th St.. Greeley. Hamilton, Elizabeth, 1232 N. Web- er St. Hampton, Clinton Alphonso, Grand Junction. Hanowitz, Mollie, 330 E. Monu- ment St. Harshbarger, Frank, Areola, 111. Hasty, Veda, 511 S. 3rd, Lamar. Havens, Leon Olive, 707 E. Colum- bia St. Heckman, Jacob Hugh, Rocky Ford. Hessong, Frank Kendall, 3137 Ara- pahoe St., Denver. Hill, Myrtle Leona, 928 Main St., Durango. Hoover, Fred A., Plaza Hotel. Hopper, Helena Violet, Aurora. Horn, Pearl Gabel, Lamar. Huff, Cora Luella, 507 Jefferson St.. Colorado City. Huleatt, Elmer Kennedy, Loveland. Huse. Anna Louise, 10 Hayes Ave.. Manchester, N. H. Jacobs, Albertine Harriet, 101 N. Seventh St. Jacobs, Clara Margaret, Monte Vista. Jamison, Basil Ellis, 618 S. Sixth St., Colorado City. Jeuck, Freda May, Golden. Jones, Lucy Dunbar, 625 N. Cas- cade Ave. Jones, Percy Laban, Jr., Beulah. Kampf, Cora Coleman, 15 16 N. Tejon St. King, Donald Lawrence, 2 Glen St., Boston, Mass. King, Myrth Ernestine, 1310 8th Ave., Greeley. Klein, Rudolph, 30 E. Columbia St. Knight, Eva, Grand Junction. Knous, Florence Elizabeth, 2000 8th Ave., Greeley. Krueger, Edward, Jr., Buena Vista. Lahrmann, Carl Louis, 2652 Lafay- ette Ave., Alamosa. Lamb, Letitia Ellen, Denver. Lankes, George Henry, South Had- ley Falls, Mass. Law, Ruth Rachel, 115 S. Wah- satch Ave. Le Clere, Walter Booth, Grand Junction. Lee, ( )rie Ware, 539 W. Dale bt. Lendrum, Mattie Vye, 815 San Juan, La Junta. Lynch, Thomas, |r., Greensburg, Pa. Lyons, Stewart Hibbard, Grand Junction. McDonald, [ames Logan, Sallisaw. Okla. McGregor, Edith Lyle, 437 5th Ave., Durango. McLaughlin, Vera, 215 E. Del Norte St. McLeod, Martha, Goldfield. McRae, Harry William. Jr., 1823 N. Cascade Ave. McRoberts, Vesta Willa, Hot Springs, S. Dak. Marsh, Alice Adelaide, Grand Junc- tion. Martin, Edward Frederick, 808 Jefferson St., Colorado City. Ninety-Five] Matheny, William Howard, 1 19 Victor Ave., Pueblo. Maxwell, Edna Miriam, Castle Rock. Maxwell, Warren McCann, Rocky Ford. Merwin, Lina Ellen, 701 Colorado Ave. Mihashi, Kura, Tokio, Japan. Miller, Howell Vincent, Grand Junction. Moberg, Carl Ephriam, Aurora, Neb. Moody, Arthur, Ontario, Ore. Moore, Etta Naomi, Santa Fe, N. Mex. Morehouse, Kathryn Lodge, 320 Frank St., Council Bluffs, la. Morrison, Richard Barley, Flor- ence. Mott, George Coleman, Telluride. Murphy., Earl, Manzanola. Murphy, Edith, Rifle. Musser, June, Delta. Newman, Herschel Dallas, Las Ani- mas. Norton, Florence Evelyn, 1020 N. Wabsatch Ave. Packard, Ruth Elizabeth, 1344 Franklin St., Denver. Parkinson, Harold Arthur, Glen- wood Springs. Patterson, Ruby Margaret, 227, N. Franklin St. Piersbn, Florence, 314 E. Locust St., B ' loomington, 111. Phillips, Martha Elizabeth, La Junta. Pitman, Helen, 1504 N. Roger St. Poley, Elizabeth Ferguson, 2414 N. Nevada Ave. Price, Bertha May, 39 E. Eaton Ave., Cripple Creek. Rand, Helen Margaret, Kamas, Utah. Root, John Alden, 2922 E. 16th St., Denver. Ross, Thomas Wynne, Grand Junc- tion. Rowbotham, Arnold Horrex, Cedar- edge. Sharpe, Clio Vesta, Fruita. Shaw, Lloyd Leo, 1338 N. Weber St. Sinton, James Joseph, 1220 N. Tejon St. Sisco, Dwight Lewis, 304 E. Uintah St. Smith, Florence Erne, Box 478, La Grange , Ind. Smith, Mortimer Benedict, }oo Washington, Marietta, O. Stewart, Vera Leidigh, Spearville, Kan. Stott, Dorothy Cory, 3263 Perry St., Denver. Stukey, Leona Violet, Steamboat Springs. Sundquist, Ada Mabel, Alamosa. Thompson, Amy, Eaton. Tohill, Mabel, Monte Vista. True, Katherine Goodrich, 30 E. 10th Ave., Denver. Vandemoer, Herbert Robinson, 12 0 Ogden St., Denver. Walsh, Mary Bedelia, 130 W. 3rd Ave., Denver. Walthers, William, Jr., George- town. Warnock, Willard Lytle, 1266 Lin- coln Ave., Loveland. Warren, Helen Frances, Fort Mor- gan. Weller, Karle Forest, Eaton. Whittaker, Chester Kirk, Cochran- ton, Pa. Winched, William Beardslev, La Junta. Winternitz, David Henry, 319 Colo- rado City. Witherow, Joseph Stuart, Long- mont. Wolcott, Ida Annette, Trinidad. Woltzen, Lorena Viola, Castle Rock Wright, Newton Bateman, Holly. Wharton, Jessie Catherine, 2j E. Pikes Peak. [Ninety-Six 3iht classifier} Specials Auld, Jean, 8xo N. Corona St. Bard, Maude Smith, Philadelphia, Pa. Cheley, Frank, Y. M. C. A. Fuller, Violet Minerva, 17 V. First St., fvywild. Glen, Marjory, 1409 Wood Ave. Gowdy, Helen, Nob Hill. Hamilton, Floyd E.. 236 W. Dale St. Lennox, Agnes Martha, 1339 North Nevada Ave. McCoombs, Marie, Colo. Springs. Miller, Maude, Admire, Kan. Moore, Ethel. Murray, R. S. deG, Nilgiris, S. India. Neil, Clementine, Lake City. Ogden, Edmund Whitehead, 1010 N. Wahsatch Ave. Herbert, Sallie E., Aspen Hill, Tenn. Leedham, Donald Perry, Las Ani- mas. Staines, Minnie Ethelwyn, Battle Creek, Mick Sugimoto, Michitaira, Yokohama, Japan. (6 r a it u a t e Stufrsrtijg Qlaubioates for tfye Beqrcc of faster of i rts Alden, Earle Stanley, A. Ik, Colo- rado College, 1909 — English, Pasade na, Cak Bateman, Mabel Sylinda, A. Ik. Col- orado College, 1907 — Mathemat- ics, 1116N. Weber St. Birge, Stanley, A. B., Amherst, 1908 —Economics and Law, St. Louis, Mo. Gilbert, Ruth, A. B., Colorado Col- lege, 1907 — Botany, Grand Junc- tion. Hunter, Irene Louise, A. Ik, Colo- rado College, 1909 — Romance Languages, Redlands, Cak Leonard, Maria, A. B., Butler Col- lege, 1906 — Mathematics, Indian- apolis, hid. Strieby, Helen, Wellesley College- Botany, 805 N. Cascade ave. Wilder. Marjorie A. E., A. B.. Be- loit. 1905 — English, Pueblo. Woodsmall, Helen Mary, A. B., Col- orado College, 1907 — English. ' ' ■ ' Enrolled when work in absentia was allowed for the degree. 3n £@emortam EDITH EFFIE BELCHER MARK WILLARD [Ninety-Eight N i n e t y - N i n e ] % C I ri LL. n [One Hundred One Hundred One [One Hundred Two Season r 1909. John R. Richards, Coach. Frank Newhouse, ' Trainer. Sam W. Kittleman. Manager. L. G. Cary, Captain. K. B. Fowler, Manager. Season ok 1910. (The (Team A. R. Vandemoer, Captain. I ,eft End I. I. Wilson. F. B. Copeland Left Tackle E. W. Steele Left Guard E.G. Reichmuth Center E. E. Hedblom Right Guard F. L. Thompson Right Tackle L. G. Cary (c.) Right End IT G. Sinton Quarterback A. K. Sherry, R. W. Putnam Right Halt 1 1. R. Vandemoer Fullback K. C. Heald Reft Half C. K. Whittaker Reason ' s Scores Sept. 25 — Colorado College, [4 ( )ct. 23 — Colorado College, 55 ; ( let. 30 — Colorado College, 44 ; Nov. 6 — Colorado Coilege, ?i ; Colorado Springs High School, o. Fort Russell ( D. A.) , o. University of Wyoming, 5. Colorado Agricultural College, o. Nov. 13 — Colorado College, o: University of Colorado, 9. Nov. 25 — Colorado College, 6; Denver University, 29. Totals — Colorado College, 150; Opponents, 43. One H u n d r e d Three] [One Hundred Four Sfoothall Scasmi nf L909 To quote from Coach John R. Richards, Football in Colorado during the past season was not as strenuous as it has been for some seasons past. The three teams in the Conference had fewer games and less material than usual. The other teams, and especially the Mines, were occupied with the question of a team and not the team. In Colorado College, with five old men back and the balance of the team to be picked from last year ' s scrubs, Freshmen being barred according to Conference rules, the outlook which faced Richards last fall was a very unpromising one. Yet with real Tiger spirit, the men worked earnestly and consistently and developed into a team of which the College may well be proud. The early games, those with the Colorado Springs High School, Fort Russell and the University of Wyoming, were easy pickings for the College, the scores being limited more by the endurance qualities of our backs than by the defensive abilities of the opponents. The game with the Aggies, though one-sided, was hard fought and interesting. The Aggies showed grit and determination and never gave up until the end. The crucial games, however, were the last two. With Murphy and Morrison, two men without peers in the State, out of the game, the prospects for a victory- over Boulder were none too bright. The score 9 to o indicates how fiercely the bat- tle was waged. Dr. Bayley summarized the defeat thus: While the Tigers had only eleven men, Boulder had eleven men and one to boot — Stirret did it with his little boot. Yet those who sat in the chilly atmosphere, yelling themselves hoarse and watched Boulder use her whole squad, while only one Tiger was replaced dur- ing the game, realized that something besides a moral victory was being worked out by the Tiger squad that afternoon. Then our Conference-crippled bunch journeyed to Denver on Thanksgiving lo meet I). U. husky warriors. A whole train-load of loyal rooters accompanied them. At the end of the first half the score stood 6 to 6, but in the second, the light line could not withstand the onslaughts of Denver ' s beefy backs. Though the score stood 29 to 6 at the end of the game, the Tigers fought every inch and gave an exhibition of gameness seldom seen on a gridiron. We know it was a privilege to root for such a team, it must have been a plea- sure to have coached them, and to have been one of them is an honor upon which they will all look back with a feeling of honest pride. B. P. SIDDONS. One Hundred Five football T $Am L. G. Cary ' n. Right Tackle. Fourth Year. Gil Cary was an all-Colorado man and will he remembered as one of the best tackles the College ever had. A. E. Sherry ' n. Quarter. Fourth Year. Al Sherry, the plucky little quarter, gave all he had, and sometimes more. He was speedy, headv and sure of himself at all times. J. J. Wilson ' 10. Left End. Second Year. Jimmie Wilson, after being tried out in the back field, settled down at end, where he made a name for himself. E. W. Steele ' it. Left Tackle. Second Year. In Shorty Steele, the College had one of its best line men. Shorty played every position from center to tackle last fall. [ One H u n d r e d Si x H. R. Vandemoer ' 12. Right Half. Second Year. Herb Vanclemoer was the best punter in the State and made a place on the all-Colorado team, in spite of a broken shoulder. C. EC. Whittaker ' 12. Left Half. Second Year. Chet Whittaker played a slashing- game at half, MR work was consistent and he could al- ways be counted on for a good gain. . i K. C. Heald ' 12. Full Back. Second Year. In I leald, we bad one of die gamest and hardest fighting full backs ever seen on Washburn. Heald put his heart and soul into every play. V $ H. G. Sinton ' 12. Right End. Second Year. Herb Sinton, the range) end, showed up especially well in the forward pass. I lis de- fensive work was also a strong feature. H. N. Roe ' 10. First Year. Herb Rue did not get into every game, but stuck it out in true Tiger fashion. Fie was a bard and conscientious worker. One Hundred SevenJ E. G. Reichmuth ' 10. Left Guard. First Year. Reichmuth was rather light for guard, but more than made good. Reichy never said very much and couldn ' t see very far, but that did not interfere. E. E. Hedblom ' 12. Center. We will always remember Bloss Hedblom by his work at center in the Boulder game — it was a bad day for Newton. F. L. Thompson ' 12. Right Guard. Tommy Thompson, die [60- pound guard, was another versa- tile man. He was hard to put down and always full of spirit. R. Putnam ' 12. Quarter. First Year. Putnam at quarter was a fighter from the start. His work was full of snap and his ability to think and act quickly pulled us out of some tight places. F. B. Copeland ' 11. First Year. Copeland was a new man at the game, but made a valuable utility end. He is a hard worker and should make a good showing next year. I O n H d E h t resljmmt Qivmn Owing to the ruling of the Faculty Athletic Conference, debarring freshmen from participation in inter-collegiate contests during the first semester, a freshman team was organized to give the freshmen an opportunity of getting ready for next year, both by bucking the College team, and playing a few games with the near-by high school teams. This method of handling the new material proved very satis- factory, as it was less gruelling than work with the first team would have been, ll also permitted a higher standard of scholarship among the new men, as well as giving them an opportunity to participate in some exciting contests, at the same time. Games were played with Centennial High School, Colorado Springs High School, Cutler Academy, and Colorado College first team, in all of which the fresh- men came off victorious, with the exception of the last mentioned. (The (Ueant Bowers Left End W. LeClere Left Tackle Root, Hall Left Guard Witherow Center Budelier Right Guard Floyd Right Tackle J. Sinton Right End Hessong, Acker Left Half Howard ( c. ) , Cort Fullback- Long, Benjamin Right Half fudd, Moody Quarterback One Hundred Nine] [One Hundred Ten Season of 1910. Frank Xewhouse, Coach. A. E. Sherry, Captain. H. W. McOuat, Manager. Season of 1909. Frank Newhouse, Coach. B. I ' . Siddons, Captain. Frank Merrill, Manager. (llje (leant Catcher I 1 ,. P. Siddons ( c.) Pitcher L. M. Van Stone Short Stop A. E. Sherry First Base K. Lee Hyder Second Base C. L. Jones Third Base H. Schmid Right Field N. C. Morris Center Field J . ) . Wils in Left Field ' . J. Hughes Season ' s Scnces April 17 — Colorado College, 9; State Agricultural College, 4. Mav 1 — Colorado College, ro; University of Colorado, 3. May 14 — Colorado College, 8; Denver University, 2. May 18 — Colorado College, 4; Sacred Heart College, 3. May 22 — Colorado College, 1 ; University of Colorado, 3. Totals — Colorado College, 32; Opponents, 15. One Hundred Eleven] [One Hundred Twelve aseball j easmt nf 1909 Intercollegiate champions! Such is the official title of the Colorado College baseball squad for the season of 1909. That the championship was won was not due to the individual playing of any one man, but to good, consistent team work on the part of the entire squad. Starting the season with seven old men, Coach Newhouse developed a team that played good inside baseball and met the ball squarely on the nose. A num- ber of pre-season games, which Jupiter Pluvius tried his best to spoil, succeeded in getting the team into excellent condition when the inter-collegiate games began. The season opened with the Aggies here on April 17th. After they had been drubbed to the tune of 9 to 4, they disbanded for the remainder of the season. The next game, that with the State University at Boulder, also proved a walk-away for the Tigers, the final score being 10 to 3. On May 13th, the Ministers were hum- bled 8 to 2, and following the cue of the Aggies, disbanded. Sacred Heart came next and after a hair-raising game, the Tigers came out on top, the score standing 4 to 3. In the final game of the season we met our only defeat in the inter-col- legiate race at the hands of Boulder. It took eleven innings to decide the mastery, and when the smoke of battle cleared away Boulder possessd three scores and the Tigers one. The Denver Post presented the Tigers with a handsome pennant as cham- pions of the Colorado colleges. The intercollegiate situation stood thus : The Agri- cultural College and Denver University had disbanded after losing all their games ; the State University had won one game and lost one while the Tigers had won four games and lost one. This put the Tigers on the top rung and entitles them to the proud distinction of being Intercollegiate Champions. I. I. WILSON. One Hundred Thirteen] Baseball T $m B. P. Siddons u. Third Year. Bert Siddons proved himself the classiest back-stop in the state and could always be counted on for a hit when hits meant runs. Henry Schmid ' il. Fourth Year. Heine, the peppery third-sacker and hard hitter, put up such an article of baseball that it caused his debut into professional league ball. N. C. Morris ' 09. Fourth Year. Tub Morris, the veteran, handled his difficult sunfield in the same reliable manner that he had during the three preceding years. In the battery department he could always be counted on for a hit at critical times. K. L. Hyder ' 11. Third Year. K. L,ee Hyder held down the first sack to the approval of the most critical. As a hard hitter and a base stealer, Hyder had no superior on the team. A. E. Sherry ' 11. Third Year. Al Sherry, captain for 1910, earned the place by the hitting and fielding ability that he has shown during his three years of college baseball. He is a live wire at short and a hard hitter for a little man. C. L,. Jones ' 11. Second Year. Avo Jones at second proved a veritable gobbler in handling anything that happened his way. L. M. Van Stone ' 11. Second Year. Lenny Van Stone, with his speed and control, was the downfall of many an ambitious slugger. He did not allow more than five hits in any championship game. J. Hughes ' 12. First Year. Josie Hughes in left field and as utility man, was one of the most valuable men on the team. He was heady and hardworking and always at the right spot at the right time. J. J. Wilson. First Year. Jimmy Wilson, in the field, played a perfect game, accepting every chance without an error. His ability at the bat improved steadily until at the end of the season, he was one of the team ' s hardest hitters. [ ( ) n e Hundred Fourte patting {jcna es AB. Hyder 16 Siddons j Sherry 13 Morris 1 g Wilson 16 Schmid 14 Van Stone 1 5 Hughes [i Jones 15 Team Average .231. H. Pet. 6 ■375 6 353 4 308 4 267 4 250 3 214 2 133 1 091 1 067 -Sftclbunj JUicrages Chances. Wilson 5 Siddons 44 Hyder 51 Jones 24 Van Stone 12 . l irris 5 Hughes 5 Sherry 18 Schmid 9 Seldomridge 1 Team Average .914. errors. Pet. 1.000 1 ■V77 2 .961 1 •958 2 •833 1 .800 i .800 4 ■777 2 ■777 1 .000 One Hundred Fifteen] JViljbttc JWocmttoit President Donald S. Tucker Vice-President Willis R. Armstrong Secretary E.G. Schneider Treasurer Howard Moore faculty members. E. C. Schneider Howard Moore C. T. Griswold ALUMNI MEMBERS. Donald S. Tucker Willis R. Armstrong STUDENT MEMBERS. Claude P. Morgan B. P. Siddons MEMBERS EX-OEFICIO. S. W. Kittleman , Manager Football L. G. Cary Captain Football H. W. McOuat Manager Baseball A. E. Sherry Captain Baseball F. B. Copeland Manager Track F. M. Jardine Captain Track C. N. Phillips Supervisor Spring Athletics [One Hundred Sixteen One Hundred Seventeen] 77 i_J [One Hundred Eight Season of 1909. H. W. McOuat, Supervising Manager of Spring Athletics. C. N. Phillips, Manager of Track. Floyd Jardine Captain. Season of 19 10. C. N. Phillips, Supervising Manager of Spring Athletics. F. B. Copeland, Manager of Track. Floyd Jardine, Captain. Wi t (Emm Name. Events. Jardine (c) 880, 2-Mile, Relay. Cary Discus, Hammer, High Hurdles. Fowler 4.40, Relay. Johnston Pole Vault. Terrill High Jump, Relay. Morrison Hammer, Discus. Black Mile, Relay. e-asoit ' s Scores May 29 — At Denver, First place in A. A. U. meet. May 22 — At Colorado Springs: U. of C, yj ; C. C, 40. Apr. 24— At Boulder : U. of C, 78 ; C. C, 39. One Hundred NinteenJ [One Hundred Twenty ©rack Reason of 19119 The athletic situation in Colorado last Spring was a keen disappointment to the followers of College athletics. The Inter-collegiate Conference was yet in the process of forming with only three colleges represented, — the University of Colo- rado, Colorado Agricultural College and Colorado College. The State School of Mines and Denver University could not be met owing to the Conference ruling that Conference teams would not be permitted to meet teams not represented in the Conference. To make matters worse, material was so scarce at the Agricultural College that they decided not to support a team, hence only two colleges supported track teams, thus making a state meet impossible. This left the University of Colo- rado and Colorado College to meet each other for the championship. Our team was slow in getting into condition and was greatly hampered by a lack of regular coaching, as Mr. Richards was sick at that time and unable to coach the team. However, the team improved steadily as the season advanced. In the first meet with Boulder, we were badly outclassed. In the second meet, though the score differed but little from that of the first meet, our team showed a decided improvement in form. In both meets our team was greatly handicapped by the lack of sprinters, broad-jumpers and low-hurdlers. The team was at its best at the A. A. U. meet held at Overland Park in Denver on May 29th. There, C. C. won as many points as all the other teams combined. The trophies offered at this meet were beautiful and costly. The Tigers carried away a handsome silver cup, given to the team winning the most points, and a silver cup, splendidly decorated, given to the winner of the relay race. Besides these, the team carried away 8 out of 16 gold medals for first place, 4 silver medals for second place, and three bronze medals for third place. Considering the fact that the team was without a coach and that only seven men made their C ' s , it must be admitted that these men made a very creditable showing. E. B. FOWLER. One Hundred Twenty-One] ©rack C $Rm Floyd Jardine ' il. Second Year. Captain Jardine was easily the star of the team. As a half-miler he is without a peer in this section of the country. The race between Hanlon of Boulder and Hung was the prettiest race seen in Colorado in years. Hanlon led for the first lap, and three-quarters of the second, then Jardine, with a magnificent burst of speed, broke the tape 15 yards ahead of his opponent. In this race, he set a new State record of 2 :oi for the half, one which will stand for some time. Jardine also won the two-mile and half mile races in the A. A. U. meet. He could always be depended upon to give his follower a big lead in a relay race. He is a hard, con- scientious trainer and will make a good leader for this year ' s team. L. G. Cary ' ii. Third Year. Gil Cary was hardly up to his standard set in previous years. This was partly because he entered too many events. Cary was at his best in the A. A. U. meet, where he won both hurdles and placed in the discus. W. W. Johnston ' 12. First Year. Bill Johnston was always a winner in the pole vault. He kept going higher and higher all season, until at the A. A. U. meet, he cleared the bar at eleven feet, making a new A. A. U. record. He seems to be good for any height necessary to win. Big things may be expected of Johnston before completing his four years. H. L. Black ' 11. Second Year. Black was up against it in the mile and two-mile, since he was running against Jimmy Barrett of Boulder, undoubtedly the best distance man that Colo- rado has produced recently. But Black always ran a game race and never failed to give a good a ccount of himself. He was a valuable man on the relay team. E. A. Terrill ' 11. Second Year. Fleetfoot Terrill was our all-around man. If no one else was trying for an event, Terrill would enter and often make good. This made him of prime im- portance to a well-balanced team. Fie ran a strong lap on the relay each time and made points in the high jump. E. B. Fowler ' 11. Second Year. Fowler improved as the season advanced. He won the quarter-mile in the State meet and was a strong man on the relay team. R. B. Morrison. First Year. Dick Morrison did well with the hammer and discus. JEalag ®eant Jardine, Fowler, Black, Terrill. C. C. may well be proud of her relay team of last year. In winning from Boul- der and at the A. A. U. meet it earned the distinction of being the champion relay team of the Rocky Mountain District. Clark Gibbs TCojjals Hyder Putnam Johnson Pollock Jamison [One Hundred Twenty- Two Sual Jleets llnitierstty nf (Eoloraim us. Cnlnraoo (Cnllrqc At Colorado Springs. April 24, 1900 100-Yard Dash — McFadden, U. of C. ; Keim, U. of C. Time, 10 3 5. 440- Yard Dash — Barrett, U. of C. ; Fowler, C. C. Time, 52 4 5. Mile Run— Barrett, U. of C. ; Black, C. C. Time, 4:46 3 5. 220- Yard Dash ( Xo C. C. Entries) — Keim, McFadden. Time 24 seconds. 880- Yard Dash— Jardine, C. C. ; Barrett, U. of C. Time, 2:j. Two-Mile Run— Barrett, U. of C. ; Heaton, U. of C. Time, 10:45. 220- Yard Hurdles — Hamilton, U. of C. ; McCutcheon, U. of C. Time, 2j seconds. Pole Vault — Johnston, C. C. and Van Gundy, IT. of C. tied for first place. Height, 10 ft. 3 in. Johnston won rihhon : points split. Broad Jump — McCutcheon, U. of C. ; Lamme, U. of C. Distance, 22 ft. 9 inches. 120- Yard Hurdles — Hamilton, U. of C. ; Cary, C. C. Time 16 3 5 seconds. Shot Put — Barr, U. of C. ; McFadden, U. of C. Distance, 40 ft. 9 in. High Jump— Reynols, U. of C. ; Terrill, C. C. Height, 5 ft. 8 in. Hammer Throw — Morrison, C. C. ; Cary, C. C. Distance, 125.3 feet. Discus Throw — Cary, C. C. ; Jordon, U. of C. Distance, 109 feet. One-Mile Relay — Won by C. C. ; team — Jardine, Terrill, Gibbs, Fowler. U. of C. team — Clark, Messinger, Aurand, Hanlon. Totals — University of Colorado, 78 ; Colorado College, 39. At Boulder. iHnii 22, 1909 100-Yard Dash — McFadden, U. of C. ; Keim, U. of C. Time, 102 5 seconds. 220- Yard Dash — Keim, U. of C. ; McFadden, II. of C. Time, 2 seconds. 440- Yard Dash — Fowler, C. C. ; Messenger, U. of C. Time, 53 2 5 seconds. 880-Yard Dash— Jardine, C. C. ; Hanlon, U. of C. Time, 2:01. Mile Run— Barrett, U. of C. ; Black, C. C. Time, 4:43 4 5. Two-Mile Run — Barrett, U. of C. ; Jamison, C. C. Time, 10:43 l S- 120- Yard Hurdles — Hamilton, U. of C. ; Cary, C. C. Time, 16 3 5 seconds. 220-Yard Hurdles — Hamilton, U. of C. ; McCutcheon, U. of C. Time, 2j 1 5 seconds. Broad Jump — McCutcheon, U. of C. ; Hydcr, C. C. Distance, 21 feet, iy 2 inches. High Jump — Reynols, U. of C. ; Terrill, C. C. Height, 5 ft. 7 in. Pole Vault — Johnston, C. C. ; Van Gundy, U. of C. Height, 10 ft. 1 in. Shot Put — Barr, U. of C. ; McFadden, U. of C. Distance, 40 ft. 6 in. Hammer Throw — Morrison, C. C. ; Barr, U. of C. Distance, 130 ft. Discus Throw — Barr, U. of C. ; McFadden, U. of C. Distance, 104 ft. Relay Race — Forfeited to Colorado College. Totals — University of Colorado, jj ; Colorado College, 40. One Hundred Twenty-Three | (Colnrabo College Bixecurus EVENT, ioo-yd. clash . . 220-yd. dash . . 440-vd. dash . . 880-yd. dash . . One-mile run . Two-mile run . 120-yd. hurdles 220-yd. hurdles Half-mile relay One-mile relay Shot put Discus Hammer throw Pole vault .... High jump . . . Broad jump . . State Record WHEN RECORD. HOLDER. M ADE :to James I906 ■.22 2 5 Painter I9O4 ■5 2 i 5 Reeks I907 2 :oi Jardine I909 4:45 Steffa I906 10:30 Burgess, P. I908 1162 5 Cary I909 ■.26 Reeks I907 Rice I9O4 1 : 35 3 5 Reeks, James, Ackley, Stiles I906 3 =32 2 S Reeks, James, Ackley, Stiles I906 36 ft. 6 in. Morris I907 113 ft. 8 in. Cary I908 130 ft. Morrison I909 11 ft. Johnston I90y 5 ft. 8in. Painter I9O4 21 ft. 10 ill. Hyder I907 State JKecaros EVENT. ioo-yd. dash . . . 220-yd. dash . . . 440-yd. dash . . . 880-yd. run Mile run 2-mile run 5-mile run 120-yd. hurdle . 220-yd. hurdle . Shot put Hammer throw Discus Pole vault .... High jump Broad jump . . . Relay (y 2 mile) Relay (1 mile) RECORD. 10 sec. 22 1 5 sec. 51 sec. 2 min. 1 sec. 4 m. 32 2 5 s. 10. m. 13 s. 30 m. 15 s. 16 sec. 26 sec. 41 ft. Sin. 137 ft. 6 in. 113 ft. 8 in. 10 ft. 11 in. 5 ft. 10 in. 22 ft. Sy 2 in. 1 m. 35 3 5 s. 3 m - 3 2 2 5 s. HOLDER. Johnston Warner James Nelson Johnston Nelson Nelson Jardine Barrett Barrett Barrett Thomas Hamilton Rice Thomas Reeks Barr Thomas Cary Hospe Knowles Reynolds McCutcheon Reeks, James, Ackley, Stiles Reeks, James, Ackley, Stiles Warner, Means, Pitts, McCutcheon COLLEGE. U. Of C. U. of C. C. C. C. A. C. U. C. C. A. C. C. A. C. C. C. U. C. U. C. u. c. C. A. C. u. c. c. c. C. A. C. C. C. u. c. C. A. C. C. C. U. C. C. S. M. U. C. U. C. C. C. c. c. u. c. when made. 1904 1906 1906 1907 1904 1907 1907 1909 1908 1908 1907 1906 1907 1904 1906 1907 1909 1906 1908 1908 1908 1909 1909 1906 1907 1908 [One Hundred Twenty -Four Colorado faculty Atljlrttc Conference The Colorado Faculty Athletic Conference is now more than a year old. A year ago it had hardly formulated its policy and had control of only a part of its field. It has now clearly defined its aim and is fully master of the situation, not only in Colorado but also in the Rocky Mountain region. A year ago it included only three institutions ; now every one of the six institutions of this region, includ- ing Utah, are in its membership. A year ago the obstacles in its path seemed well nigh insurmountable. This year the success of the movement to secure better things in athletics is assured. The organization has been put to the severest test in almost every one of the institutions, but its aim has been so definite and so sane and so self-evidently wise that it has stood t he test everywhere and has won the cordial support of faculties and students alike. Of course the chronic knocker is still in evidence, but his influence is slight and his opposition is a negligible factor. The principles of the Conference are simple and definite: 1. Faculty control of athletics in each institution. 2. The elimination of the professional athlete by the adoption of rules respect- ing the registration and scholarship standards of athletes. 3. The development of a spirit of mutual confidence between the institutions of the Conference, without which right athletic relations are impossible. That so much has been accomplished in one year is almost incredible to one who has a thorough knowledge of what the athletic situation was at the close of the football season of 1908. The good times which are already here are an earnest of the better times to be. EDWARD S. PARSONS. One Hundred Twenty-Five] ffifftcers ®emtts OIlub President John F. Nelson Vice-President M. Publow Secretary-Treasurer Marion C. Dietrich Interest in tennis the past two years has been hampered to a large extent by the inclemency of the weather. A Fall Tournament was held, however, and although not completed, it proved very interesting. In the finals of the men ' s singles, Smith defeated Dietrich in a very close match. A Spring Tournament will be held in which it is hoped that a large number of the students will take part. An intercollegiate tournament is also being planned for this spring. In this C. C. ought to be able to carry off a large share of the honors. [One Hundred Twenty - S GIRLS KTHUCTiC ASSOCIATION -J=A1° (Off IZBVB President Laird Anderson Secretary May Tyler Director Miss Lillian Picken Gymnasium work fur the young women of Colorado College is compulsory. This is a wise requirement, as many of the young women who most need such training would neglect it entirely if it were merely optional. The equipment of the school for this work is exceptional. There is, in the basement of McGregor Hall, a commodious gymnasium, outfitted with shower baths and suitable apparatus for both light and heavy gymnastics. Back of McGregor Hall, in the Jungle, is an inclosure known as the outdoor gymnasium, an equipment possessed by few schools in this country. It contains ladders, ropes and poles for climbing, traveling rings and other apparatus, and includes an excellent basketball field and cinder track. These are for the use of the young women only. The required work consists of light and heavy ap paratus work and Swedish exercises in the gymnasium three times a week. Either tennis or basketball may be substituted for this when the weather permits. Jumping, running, throwing, etc., are practiced out of doors, and in the Spring an inter-class track meet is held. No inter-collegiate athletic contests are permitted. One Hundred Twenty -Seven J [One Hundred Twenty-Eight BETA OMEGA CHAPTER. Installed in Colorado College March 12, 1904. Chapter House, 930 North Weber. JRoU Pratres in Collegio. 1910. C. N. Phillips W. R. Williams 1911. R. G. Arg-o F. B. Copeland A. J. Hesler 1912. C. W. Copeland E. P. Morse G. C. Graham G. B. Seldomridge I. S. Hazen J. B. Thornell A. L. Johns G. H. Whipple G. H. Arters 1913. H. A. Parkison W. B. Winchell J. W. Murray Pledge. Dick Woolsey ' 13 Pratres in Pacultate. George Irving Finlay Walter J. Morrill Pratres in Urbe. E. S. Alden C. F. Holden R. S. Edmunds M. B. Trott Ed. Gwillim St. George Tucker T. D. Walsh One Hundred Twenty-Nin.e] [ O n e H u n d red T h i r t y tgma OII|t nttmtttu BETA GAMMA CHAPTER. Installed in Colorado College, April 22, 1905. Chapter House, 1 25 North Nevada SRoIl fir aires in Collegia. 1910. B. Childs H. M. Larson, Jr. W. Kittleman T. T. Sylvester G. Cary B. Fowler H. Haight V. Hille F. Hamilton S. Statton L. L. Shaw G. 191 1 F. M. [ardine B. P. S ' ddons F. W. Steele L. M. Van Stone 1012. G. F. Statton F. F. Thompson, Jr H. R. Vandermoer A. P. E. Pledges. A. Bowers ' 1 3 J. A. Root ' 13 D. F. Sisco ' 13 Fratcr in Facilitate. H. A. Ruger I ' valves in Urbe. C. Capin Tod I ' owell W. Gray I.. C. Lennox A. Holland F. D. Wetmore H. Howbert .1. W. Wright W. G. Johnson One Hundred Thirty-One] - ' [One Hundred Thirty-Two (Jfratmttty CHI SIGMA CHAPTER. [nstalled in Colorado College, Sep tember 19, 1908. Chapter House, 817 North Cascade. Kail Fratres in Colleeic C. R. Blackmail H. W. Mc( )uat J. J. Wilson A. E. Bryson G. R. Conklin P. S. Bailey A. W. Donovan 1910. Ben Stewart C. P. Morgan E. G. Reichmuth 191 1. R. 11. Boynton A. E. Sherry 1912. G. G. Reed E. C. Thompson W. W. Johnston I9I3- Geo. Bancroft Karle F. Weller Thos. Lynch. Pledges. Wm. Sells ' 13 D. L. Boyes ' 13 W. Benjamin ' 13 Jos. Floyd ' 13 Fratres in Facilitate. Dr. A. A. Blackman Prof. ( . W. Stewart Fratres in Urbe. W. R. Armstrong A. H. Horton |. Roy Armstrong Dr. H. W. Hoagl a r.d C. M. Angell G. C. Lake L. P. Brown A. E. Nafe H. H. Fawcett Geo. P.. Tyler A. W. Henderson C. K. Whittaker W. G Harrington W. R. Willis One Hundred Thirty- Three] [One Hundred Thirty-Fou Jjfraim ' mty LOCAL Founded 1906. Chapter House, 831 North Cascade. jRoil Fratres in Collegia. 1910. |. I ' .urgess M. C. Dietrich Hugh Gilmore J. F. Nelson T. M. Pettigrew E. W. Pollock ] 9 1 1 . S. W. Dean J. E. Fuller H. W. Greenlee R. F. Love 1912. G. W. Clark E. E. Hedblom R. L. Hughes J!. E. Jamison Wm. Lloyd C. E. Nordeen R. W. Putnam vj. j. Shelton 19 Lv Robt. Berryhill A. E. Golden Don I v. King E. J. Kruger R. B. Llovd C. E. Moberg Pledges. A. Allen ' 13 K. II. Packard ' Fratet ■ in Facilitate. Cha ;. G. Collais Fratres m Urbc. V. G. Clark H. H. RicbmoiK N. W. Finkbiner One Hundred T h i r t v - F i v lp£  j MjJ ' iflttK -to - jgpj| [One Hundred T h i r t y - S JUplja ffiau Helta raternttu LOCAL Founded 1909. Chapter House, 9 West Boulder. 1UI Fratres in Collegia. H. W. Coil George Gibbs L. Griswold B. J. Dickson Chas. Donelan F. L. Barkley Gus Center W. D. Ela W. H. Graham VV. 11. Acker T. W. Ross 1910. W. G. Harmon H. VV. Perry H. N. Roe 191 1. k. T. Kirkpatricl V. H. Rice 1912. J. O. Hopkins R. II. Say re II. C. Sinton VV. L. Warnock A. J. Gregg i9 T 3- J. J. Sinton D. R. Smilev Pledges. D. B. Alford ' 13 j. A. Witherow ' 13 H. K. Esmay 13 One Hundred Thirty-Seven] [One Hundred Thirty-Eight pn lleta Ifctppa ( (rganized September 5, 1776. Colorado Beta Chapter, Established November 1 1. 1904. Members on the Board cu? I. struct 1 ox. Florian Cajori (Colorado College), John Maurice Clark (Amherst), Moses Clement Gile (Brown), Clyde Tyler Gri ' swold (Amherst), Edward Danforth Hale (Williams), Frederic Reed Hastings (Colorado College), Elijah Clarence Hills (Cornell), Ruth Loomis (Yassar), Frank Herbert Loud (Amherst), John Mills (Chicago University), James William Park (Amherst), Edward Smith Far- sons ( Amherst ) , Marie Antoinette Sahm ( Colorado College ) , William Frederick Slocum (Colorado College), Orrie Wood Stewart (Colorado College), Homer Ebenezer W Ibridge (Williams). Resident Members. lean Muriel Auld (Colorado College), Jessie Carolyn Barclay (Smith), Mabel Sylinda Bateman (Colorado College), Edward Thornton Heald (Oberlin), Ethel C ' ara Xorlon (Colorado College), William Jackson Palmer (Colorado College), Ella Taylor (Colorado College). CLASS OF 1910, COLORADO COLLEGE. Adelaide Ruth Batemr n, Melicent Amy Campbell, Harry Wilson Coil, Albert Russell EUingwood, Elsie Mae Elrick, Julia Day Ingersoll, Leland Wells Bollock, Anna Holden Strang, Louise Fuqueer Strang. The Phi Beta Kappa Society was the first Greek Letter Fraternity to be organized in the United States. Originally it was a secret society, and its chief object was social. Its purposes have broadened, however, until now it aims to stand for the broadest scholarship and highest ideals of college men and women in Vmerica. College where the member was admitted to Phi Beta Kappa, t I )eceased. One Hundred Thirty-Nine] ! One Hundred Forty J pnllontau (!lluh Founded 1890. Colors: Royal Purple and Nile Green. (©fftm-s First Semester. Second Semester. H. W. Coil President E. B. Hunt R. B. Guilds Vice-President L. Griswold A. J. Hesler Secretary B. Stewart L. Griswold Treasurer F. J. Hill Y. W. Johnston Sergeant-at-Arms G. C. Graham Honorary Members. Prof. Geo. I. Finlay Prof. I. M. Clark JRoII 1910 Chikls Griswold Coil Hunt Gibbs Morgan St ewart 1911 Brvson inn Clark, Guy W Hille Heizer Rice, F. FI. Hesler Shapcott WeiricI 1912 Barclay Johnston 10a Moffitl Graham, G. C. Rhone Graham. W H. Sayre Gregg- Sheltoii Thompson, h ,. C. 191 r 3 Allen Lloyd, R. B Bennett Neuman Clark, L, B. Ross Crow Smith Friend Thorn ell Tones One Hundred F o r t y - O n e J [One Hundred Forty -Two Pearsons Ittentry Society Founded 1898. Colors : Purple and Gold. ©fftrcrs J. J. Sylvester President C. X. Phillips G. W. Shaw Vice-President H. X. Roe VV. G. Harman Secretary John Nelson S. W. Dean Treasurer S. W. Kitt ' leman C. R. Blackman Sergeant-at-Arms J. J. Sylvester Honorary Members. Professor R. H. Motten. Professor H. E. Woodbridge. Jioii 1910 Dirge Phillips Blackman Pollock Burgess Roe Harman Rice Kittleman Shaw. G. VV Nelson Sylvester Williams 191 1 Argo Fowler Copeland, F. Fuller Dean Haight JJonelan Kirkpatrick Woodard 1912 Clifford Knight Copeland, C. Seldom ridge Hamilton Sinton Hedblom Warnock ' 9 ' 3 Alf ord King Bowers Mott Boves Parkinson Ksmav Shaw, L. Golden Sisco Weller One Hundred Forty- ThreeJ ; ' . Ml -- M 93r ■•-life fc- v. ' gp pri|j rfp g || g lPl 1 tp %tfi ir . j - ' ' j mrjpS 1 p -  i tS P jjijr: 4 JtP 7 J ? r • 1 «P g ipr: f l [One Hundred Forty -Four (!I tcmnttan (Club Founded 1907. Colors : Pale Blue and Gold. M. C. Dietrich. .. W. M. Jameson. . Hugh Gilmore. . . A. R. EHingwood. H. W. Greenlee. . B. H. Van Dyke. T. M. Pettigrew. . (Officers President A. R. Ellingwood Secretary W. M. Jameson Treasurer Hugh Gilmore .Attorney on Debate J. H. Heckman . Attorney on Oration R. L. Hughes Attorney on Members B. H. Van Dyke . . Sergeant-at-Arms G. W. Scott lioii 1910 Dietrich [ameson Ellingwood Norris Gilmore Pettigrew Harrison 1911 Taylor Greenlee Manley Love Nordeen Van Dy ' ke 1912 Coneland Putnam Harding Scott ( )rmes i9 J 3 Hughes Caple Rowbotham Guv Heckman Wilkinson One Hundred Forty-Five] $ [One Hundred Forty-Six JHttterfra Uttcraru §octetu Founded 1 891. Colors: Sky Blue and White. (©fficm-s Janet Kampf President Julia Ingersoll Helen Canon Vice-President May Weir Lucile Parsons Secretary Genevra McCaw Genevra McCaw Treasurer Anna Strang Adeline Weeks Factotum Edith Stark Jiaii 1910 [anet Kampf Julia Ingersoll Genevra McCaw Effie Miller Anna Stranir 191 1 Helen Canon Matt Draper Addie Hemenway Marion Hoffman Elsie Greene Lucile Parsons Lillian Picken Vesta Tucker Helen Estill Frances Hall Louise Kampf Edith Stark May Weir 1912 Fay Templeton Edith Vaughn Margaret Watson Adeline Weeks Harriet Weir One Hundred Forty -Seven] [One Hundred Forty-Eight (Emttcmporaru (Elub Founded 1899. Colors : Red and White. (Dffircrs Irene Huse President Melicent Campbell Louise Strang Vice-President Anna Lewis Marguerite Seifried Secretary Reba Hood Faith Cox Treasurer Hattie Spencer Dorothy Haines Factotum Marion Yerkes 1910 Melicent Campbell Anna Lewis Faith Cox Lenore Pollen Reba Hood Harriet Spencer Irene Huse Marguerite Seifried Louise Strang 1911 Dorothy Frantz Sharley Pike Persis Kidder Winifred Shuler Grace Wilson 1912 Frances Eames Doleska Crandall Lucy Ferril Lois Smith Clara Herr Mabel Wasley Marion Yerkes One Hundred Forty-Nine] [One Hundred Fifty JHupatta ;EIttentru uriety Founded 1903. Colors : Green and White. (§ff trcrs Edith Summers President Edith Summers Gertrude Ashley Vice-President Louise Auld Elizabeth Gerould Secretary Elora Crowley Laura McClain Treasurer Edna Woodard Eleanor Thomas Factotum Lucile Diltz Edna Woodard Parliamentarian Gertrude Ashley 1910 Ruth Rateman Gertrude Ashley- Lillian Duer Edith Douglass 191 1 1912 Laura McClain Edith Summers Edna Woodard Lucile Diltz Louise Auld Elizabeth Gerould Altha Crowley Eleanor Thomas Flora Crowley Jennie Thomas One Hundred Fifty -One J [One Hundred Fifty-Two One Hundred Fifty-Three] [One Hundred Fifty-Fou M mm WL 41 m ssoctateit ;§ tuiuntts (Officers President H. W. McOuat Vice-President L. E. Griswold Secretary L. E. Van Stone Treasurer S. W. Dean Manager of Debating H. W. Coil Senior Athletic Representative C. P. Morgan lunior Athletic Representative B. P. Siddons Alumni Athletic Representative W. R. Armstrong Underclass Representative R. Sayre Editor of Tiger G. W. Shaw PUotnen ' s J Mitsnry IWrb Janet Kampf, Laird Anderson, Julia [ngersoll, Persis Kidder, Edith Summers. Previous to this year, Colorado College has had no organized student body. The need for such an organization has long been felt, and the necessary step was taken last spring, when the present constitution was drawn up and adopted. In it was inserted the new season ticket proposition. [n attaining the end for which it was created the commission has been very successful. Organization has been effected. The athletic board has been working nicely in conjunction with it. and all other student activities are well represented 111 its membership. The class scraps have come under its supervision. Its great- est usefulness lies in its ability to give the equivalent of the concerted action of all the students to am- cause for the advancement of the college, quickly and easily. It acts as a mediator between the faculty and the student body and between the stu- dent bodv and other interests such as the athletic conference. The real success of the experiment depends upon the attitude of the students. The commission is their creature and their property, if they desert or are indifferent it exists in name onlv. One Hundred Fifty-Five] Stubent dotemueitt JVssoctatton (Mima President Marguerite Seifried Vice-President Harriet Spencer Secretary Frances Eames Treasurer Persis Kidder Margaret Anderson Helen Canon. Edith Summers Helen Hinckley Dorliska Crandall Martha Phillips — Second Semester. The Student Government Association originated in the spring of 1906, when the increasing number of young women students residing on the Campus made a change in the old regime necessary. A charter was granted by the faculty, per- mitting student regulation of the community life and conduct of the young women of Colorado College. The policy of this Association has been framed with the basal idea of maximum liberty and minimum restraint ; of the utmost freedom of individual action possible in community life where the highest mental and moral development, the habitual exercise of established social usages, are the ends sought. The active work of the Association is carried on by an Executive Board consisting of a President elected from the Senior class, one member from each of the three upper classes, and one member from each hall. A Freshman representative is elected to serve during the second semester. She attends all meetings of the Board, but has not vote. There is also an Advisory Board of six members, one appointed from each of the three upper classes, and one from each society. All laws must be passed on by both the Executive Board and the Association at large before going into effect. [ O n H u n d F i f t i x |Jmt ;i iiimtc Olmutril ©fttes President Dr. Florian Cajori Vice-President Carl R. Blackman Secretary Clare N. Phillips JKepresmtattttes Faculty i Dr. Florian Cajori ( Dean E. o. Parsons Kappa Sigma {££ £££• Si-ma Chi l ohn - ' ■ Sylvester I Ernest B. Fowler Phi Gamma Delta. 9 ar J R Jlackman | Arthur E. Bryson Delta Phi Theta I arion C ;P i !! rioh ( Slicrman VV. Dean Alpha Tan Delta arr J W - Co ] 1 { Charles Donelan With the formation of a Pan-Hellenic Council, fraternity interests in Colorado College took a decided step forward. The Council has for its purposes the con- sideration of matters pertaining to the welfare of the College and of the frater- nities. Each fraternity elects its own representatives. These representatives are chosen in their Junior year and serve for two years. The Deans of the Engineering and Libera 1 ! Arts Departments constitute the Faculty representation. According to the Council ruling, before a pledge can be initiated into any fraternity, he must have credit on the College records for a specified amount of work done in Colorado College. This ruling has done much toward improving the scholarship of the pledges, and obviates the possibility of too hasty initiation. One Hundred Fifty-Seven J Jramattc jlorietu OMftcers President Louise Strang Vice-President Edith Summers Secretary Clara Wight Treasurer Addie Hemenway Custodian Vesta Sharpe The Dramatic Society of Colorado College was first organized in the Spring of 1907, with Miss Ruie Aitken as president. A beginning was made that year to live up to itself, and present some form of entertainment every month. But the girls were not yet accustomed to setting aside time, already well filled, for practicing for farces ; — consequently little was done the first year except the laying of the foundations. Gradually the idea became permanent in the minds of the girls that a purpose to stimulate interest in dramatics, and to promote a feeling of fellowship among them all, was worth while ; so the next year, under Miss Carrie Davis as president, more farces were given and a good start was made. That year and this year, we have been very fortunate in having Miss Barclay with us. She has helped us train for the plays, and has rendered invaluable service in many ways. The Club this year has presented Sweethearts, The Bow of Orange Ribbon, Eagerheart and Little Lord Fauntleroy. l [ O n H U 11 d Fifty-Eight € C € H § If Vr hI H iBF-: I h jy S ftf :: B f f | I f f i I 1 f ? f F % « ||S i - ' ,i , - _ 61e Ollub ©fitters President Glenn W. Shaw Secretary-Treasurer • Claude E. Hayward Director Dean Edw. D. Hale ,JHentbcrsrjtp First Tenor. Second Tenor. First Bass. Second Bass. Morley Morrison Herbert Roe Carl Blackman Willard Warnock Alfred J. Hesler Oliver Ralston F. L. Thompson W. W. Winchell Glenn W. Shaw Claude Hayward Thomas Kirkpatrick G. W. Belsey Sam Baker Karle Weller J. B. Thornell J. O. Hopkins D. B. Alford j trtng (Quartet R I L Rice, Violin. Lahrmann, Viola. Griswold, Violin. Hensel, ' Cello. Itinerary. December 15 — Victor. December 21— Alamosa. December 16 — Cripple Creek. December 22— Canon City. December 18— Trinidad. December 23— Florence. December 20 — Monte Vista. February 18 — Home Concert. o Hundred Fifty-Nine] frc (Sky Slee (Club ©Hirers President Eleanor Thomas Vice-President May Weir Secretary Lucy Ferril Treasurer Mary Publow Librarian Kathryn Morehouse First Sopranos. Second Sopranos. Ashley, Morehouse, Frantz, Wight, Ferril, Phillips Butler, Marsh, Graves, Randolph, Sharpe, Hassel, Strang. Bay. First Altos. Second Altos. Gowdy, PublowF. Smith, McLeod, Anderson, A filler, Green, J. Smith, Maddox, Thomas, Tyler, Cold, Weir. McRoberts. After a period of rest of several years, the Girls ' Glee Club was reorganized this year under the direction of Mrs. E. E. Taliaferro of the School of Music. During the year, the Club has rendered selections on several occasions and its work has been of a very high quality. That there is a place and a need for such an or- ganization has been shown this year by the enthusiasm of its members and the appreciation of those who have heard the Club ' s performances. A home concert is planned for this Spring. [One Hundred S i x t gtS: Sjfc i t s B - ' t h -V ' Jbt ' J% V ■■ . JUi  H l . mfc btT | I HEwS 1 M Ji r B IMSfi H Ait I . V ' H ¥ • ■ l IP Ijfl JB Jms ' m ■k - ' J| Rr f • nH J9 '  1 IT ! L A ■ JKi i B (Eljenttstnj (Elnb (J fftrcrs inV. Semester. Second Semester. E. Deshayes President W. Schofield E. G. Reichmuth Vice-President C. E. Hayward H. H. Davis Secretary and Treasurer E. J. Schneider •Koli Honorary Members. Prof. F. M. Green Prof. O. W. Stewart Prof. C. T. Griswold Prof. W. F. Strieby 1910 Coil Deshayes Conklin Griswold, E. Davis Stewart, Ben. Reichmuth 1911 Hayward Schneider Love, R. Schofield 1912 Ayer Copeland, R. M. Hamilton Lloyd, Win. Barklay Graham, G. C. Johns Love, N. R. Clark, G. W. Groves Knight Nordeen Scott The Colorado College Chemistry Club was founded in 1903. It is composed of engineering students and such other students as are interested in the field of chem- istry. Meetings are held bi-monthly, at which either the members of the Club or some outside authority give papers on matters of interest to the members. The social side is not neglected, for every other meeting concludes with a smoker and an annual banquet is held in the Spring. One Hundred Sixty- One] forestry ffllub First Semester. Second Semester. Claude P. Morgan President F. H. Rice Fred H. Rice Vice-President Ralph H. Boynton Andrew Donovan Secretary E. E. Walker Fred P. McKown Treasurer Fred P. McKown Walter S. Lee Librarian . . F. S. Baker Honorary Members. C. E. H. Aitken. Col. Edgar T. Ensign. Dr. W. W. Arnold. Dean W. C. Sturgis. Active Members. J. W. Murray C. P. Morgan C. D. Pierce F. H. Rice F. S. Baker Robt. Berryhill Ralph pjoynton Prof. P. T. Coolidge A. W. Donovan J. E. Flovd E. E. Wall Paul C. Graham G. P. Lake W. S. Lee F. P. McKown Prof. W. T. Morrill R. A. Move Chas. K. Stewart David R. Smiley Tav Randolph C. ' A. Washburn er The Colorado College Foresters ' Club was organized for the purpose of pro- moting a greater interest in forestry and creating a better knowledge of forest con- ditions among its members. The meetings are held fortnightly, at which time topics of general interest are discussed, and from time to time speakers of authority on forestry subjects are engaged to give addresses to the Club. [One Hundred Sixty-Two (llercle 3fnmcats Prof. E. C. Hills Honorary Director . Wylie M. Jamieson President Lenore Pollen Vice-President Margaret A. Anderson Secretary Hattie Finlay Treasurer Albert R. Ellingwood i Librarian Honorary Members. Elijah C. Hills, Yna Reinhardt, G. Madeline Thclier, Ethel Norton, Marie A. Sahm. Active Members. Klijah C. Hills, Yna Reinhardt, Ethel Norton, Marie A. Salmi, G. Madeline Thelier, Josephine Alexander. Margaret Anderson, Ruth Bateman, Myrtle Cheese, Melicent Campbell, Lotta Hull, Julia Ingersoll, Wylie Jameson, Lawrence King, Lenore Pollen, Etta Clark, Albert Ellingwood, Elsie Mae Elrick, Eloise Shella- barger, Arnold Rowbotham, Louise Strang. Associate Members. May Butler, Paul Clifford, Dorothy Cook, Nannie Gibbs, Henry Harrison, Elizabeth Knous, Mrs. Sholem. Le Cercle Francais was organized in the Fall of 1907 with a charter member- ship of fourteen. The purpose of the Club is primarily to give practice in conver- sational French, but the programs are also literary and musical in character. Meet- ings are held every two weeks, conducted in French, and consisting of a pro- gramme by the members, — conversation, songs and games. These are varied occasionally with talks given by members of the faculty or French residents of Colorado Springs. The Club has given, under the direction of the department of Romance Lan- guages, two annual plays, L ' Ete de la Saint Martin, a modern comedy by Meil- hac and Halivy, and L ' Eprevue, an eighteenth century play by Marivaux. This year Moliere ' s Le Medecin Malgre Lui is to be given. Membership is of three classes: active, consisting of advanced students o r French ; associate, undergraduate students and townspeople ; and honorary. One Hundred Sixty-Three] JLtS Ai Ml ■ 1  ML Bii a H LA L i J k. . n J bA E; te M si h«E Ii Ik J id B P B ' - r f F , : oitttg Rett ' s Cfl rattmt JWoctattmi ©ffkcrs 1909-1910. 1910-191 1. Glenn W. Shaw President Arthur E. Bryson W. G. Harman Vice-President S. W. Dean L. E. Griswold Secretary H. H. Haight S. W. Kittleman Treasurer A.J. Hesler Edward T. Heald General Secretary Thomas Kirkpatrick (Ertmrmeit of (Eomuutiees S. W. Dean Bible Study A. B. Crowe W. G. Harman Missionary D. L. Boyes A. J. Hesler Employment A.J. Gregg H. H. Haight Membership G. C. Graham A. E. Bryson Finance Ray H. Sayre C. N. Phillips Religious Meetings E. E. Hedblom C. R. Blackman Social E. B. Fowler The Young Men ' s Christian Association is in College for a definite purpose — to serve the men of the College in practical ways ; to lead in the endeavor to solve the moral problems of college life ; to win men to Christian fellowship and activity ; to train them for permanent Christian service, not only in distinctly religious call- ings, but also in secular pursuits. [One Hundred Sixtv-Fou TJintnu, ffimimt ' s (Christian Association (Officers 1909-1910. 1910-1911. Anna Strang ' President Elsie Greene Elsie Greene Vice-President Vesta Tucker Vesta Tucker Secretary Letitia Lamb Harriet Spencer Treasurer Clara Wight Grace Wilson Corresponding Secretary Gertrude Ashley (Chairmen of (Committees Elsie Green Membership Vesta Tucker Louise Strang Devotional Eleanor Thomas Clara Wight ; Bible Study Persis Kidder Gertrude Ashley Missionary Lillian Picken Persis Kidder Social Frances Eames Lillian Duer Affiliated Membership Elizabeth Kilbourne Grace Wilson Intercollegiate Gertrude Ashley Lenore Pollen Settlement Sharley Pike Leona Thacher Rest-Room Grace Cunningham Lillian Picken Cascade Dorothy Frantz Marion Yerkcs Poster Martha Phillips During the past year, the Association has been most fortunate in having Miss Mayme Scott as general secretary. Miss Scott has done much for the Association, having devoted her time exclusively to its work and needs. One Hundred Sixty-Five] (Officers President Frederic R. Hastings First Vice-President Donald S. Tucker Second Vice-President William G. Lennox Secretary. . . Eulalia Reinhardt Treasurer Hildreth Frost The Alumni Association, we are told, was organized as early as 1885 ; but this organization formulated no definite policy until the autumn of 1902. At this reunion, plans were laid for ( 1 ) a general reunion during Commencement week, when a dinner should be given to the graduating class ; (2) representation for the Alumni on the Board of Trustees; (3) representation for the Alumni in the man- agement of college athletics. Not only have these plans been carried out and the desired representation secured, but the increased number of Alumni has made pos- sible the organization of smaller Associations in Boston, Denver and Grand Junction. Too much cannot be said in appreciation of the work that these former stu- dents are doing for us. The Alumni Bulletin, published in 1909, records that since the founding of Colorado College in 1874, upwards of 4,000 students have entered the school. Of these, 482 are graduates. Wherever these alumni are they are boosting for their alma mater. [ O n H u n d S i x t v - S © er X)eui$dhe Serein Vorsitzende Lotta Hull Vizeprasi dentin Wilhelmina Miller Schriftfuhrerin Huldah Anderson Schatzmeister Guv Clark Josephine Alexander Hulda Anderson Maud Bard Lillian Bateman Elizabeth Burgess Guy Clark- May Deering Mamie Detmoyer Violet Fuller Everard Fuller Hattie Finlav Mitglieder des Vereins. Nannie Gibbs Edna Hadley Nola Hayden Mollie Hanowitz George M. Howe Eotta Hull Julia Ingersoll Frieda Jeuck Josephine Kellerman Eetitia Lamb Louise Malcolm Edith McGregor Lois McLeod Wilhelmina Miller Evelyn Norton Ruth Packard Marie A. Sahm Jessie Smith Mildred Steelman Anna Strang Vera Stewart Leona Stuckey Cora Zellhofer Der deutsche Verein von Colorado College wurde im November 1908 gegriin- det. Zweck des Vereins ist, den Studenten bessere Gelegenheit zu g ' eben fiir den praktischen Gebrauch der deutschen Sprache und dadurch tieferes Verstanduis deutschen Wesens zu verbreiten. Die Versammlungen des Vereins finden jede zweite Woche statt ; sie werden ganz und gar auf deutsch geleitet. Nach Erledigung des formellen Programms, das aus litterarischen und ge- schichtlichen Abhandlungen besteht, wird der Abend zwanglosem geselligem Ver- kehr gewidmet. Man unterhalt sich gut mit Gesellschaftsspielen, dem Singen von Volksliedern und allgemeiner deutscher Konversation. Es ist das Bestreben der Mitglieder, jedes Jahr ein Theaterstuck aufzufiihren. Ausserdem findet jahrlich ein Deklamationswettbewerb statt, bei dem der Sieger mit einem Preise belohnt wird. Die Mitglieder beteiligen sich alle mit regem Interesse an dem Gedeihen des Vereins und ist ihnen ein schdner Erfolg gesicliert. One Hundred Sixty-Seven] (Officers President Glenn Shaw Vice-President Lenore Pollen Secretary-Treasurer T. M. Pettigrew Sergeants-at-Arms Janet Kampf, Irene Huse, Rebecca Hood Honorary Factotum Genevra McCaw Dean Jardine Haight Siddons Hesler Cary Hille Fowler The Kappa Beta Phi Society is an independent organization founded in Colo- rado College in the year 1908. Its purpose is the realization of consistent non- scholastic standing, and the highest development of social and political stamina. A new departure was made this Spring when ladies were taken into active membership, and a brass heart pierced by a brass arrow was adopted as the official key. The annual reunion breakfast was held at Bruin Inn on the morning of March 12. Toastmaster Brother Glenn Shaw K B $ As She Now Is Brother Carl Blackman Our Martyrs Sister Janet Kampf The Absent Ones Brother John Nelson What We Stand For Sister Leona Thacher [One Hundred Sixty-Eigh y -L igh t Color : Bronze. Flower: The Oak. First Semester. Mary LeClere Lenore Pollen Ruth Wight Nannie Gibbs Bertha Miller Irene Huse Reba Hood Marguerite Seifried GMftcers Second Semester. , Headmaster Julia Ingersoll . Summoner Wilhelmina Miller ... Clerk Etheldreda Gray . . Franklin Mildred Steelman . .Almoner Emily Mills . . .Baillie Louise Strang . . .Jester Faith Cox . . . . Page Anna Lewis mail Margaret Anderson Faith Cox Nannie Gibbs Etheldreda Gray Rebecca Hood Irene Huse Julia Ingersoll Mary LeClere Anna Lewis Genevra McCaw Bertha Miller Effie Miller Wilhelmina Miller Emily Mills Lenora Pollen Marguerite Seifried Jessie Smith Harriet Spencer Mildred Steelman Anna Strang Louise Strang Ruth Wight The Ancient Order of the Dais was organized in the Fall of 1908. Its mem- bership includes all the merry Senior girls who live on the campus, and its purpose is purely social. The young women of the Junior class living on the campus are taken into membership in the Spring. One Hundred Sixty-Nine] Officers President Thomas Kirkpatrick Secretary-Treasurer Elmer W. Norris Corresponding Secretary Emily Mills ,iHimthcr6l]tp Henry C. Harrison R. S. Murra Emilv Mills Anna H. Strang Edward T. Heald Elmer W. Norris Bertha Miller B. H. Van Dyke Thomas L. Kirkpatrick Cora Zellhoefer Lillian R. Picken C. C. Students on the Field. Phillip Gillett ' 97 Korea Susie Gillett ' 98 Korea Harry Packard ' 98 Persia Mrs. H. P. Packard Persia Mary J. Noble 96 India Ralph Wells 01 China Alv M. Spencer ' 01 China William M. Vories 01 Japan Harry E. Ewing ' 04. ..South America Earl V. Painter ' 08 Turkey Arthur E. Harper ' 08 Turkey Leo C. Lake ' 08 Turkey LGlen Hammond ' 09 Hawaii Since the Student Volunteer Band was first organized at the College in 1895, it has been active in promoting the missionary spirit in this school. A number from its ranks and through its influence have gone out to the foreign field, and are now in active work in countries in almost all parts of the world. The policy of this organization has always been one of aggressive missionary work, both at home and abroad. Through its influence largely, the missionary spirit of Colorado College has been fostered, until this college today ranks with the best in the United States in this regard. The C. C. Student Volunteer Band was influential in sending to the Sixth International Student Volunteer Convention at Rochester a good delegation. Those who went as representatives of the College to this convention were, the Misses Anna Strang and Elsie Greene, and Messrs. Shaw, Heald and Golden. Prof, and Mrs. Gile also went as chaperones. Considerable deputation work has been done by the volunteers during the past year. Meeting-s have been held, and mission study classes organized and aided. One Hundred Seventy One Hundred Seventy-One] [One Hundred Seventy -T (HItc JSlJcckltr fefaspapcr of Ololonton Olollcgc GLENN W. SHAW Editor-in-Chief HARRY W. McOUAT ,. .Business Manager S. W. Dean Assistant Editor C. Donelan Assistant Editor H. H. Haight Assistant Editor T. L. Kirkpatrick Assistant Editor L. E. Griswold Engineering Editor B. P. Siddons Athletic Editor H. F. Rice Forestry Editor Julia Ingersoll Alumni Editor Helen Canon Exchange Editor Janet Kampf Local Editor W. L. Warnock Local Editor A. E. Bryson Assistant Manager E. VV. Hille Assistant Manager Qlorresponbcitts Genevra McCaw, T. M. Pettigrew, Edith Sommers, F. B. Copeland, Margaret Watson, E. S. Statten, Katharine True, D. L. Sisco. One Hundred Seventy -Three] [One Hundred Seventy-Four (Eljc JIttcraru 4iilmtthly of (Unlnraim (Enllcgc HERBERT N. ROE Editor-in-Chief CLARE N. PHILLIPS Business Manager JVssfetattt I5btt0rs Irene K. Huse Louise L. Strang Robert G. Argo Charles Donelan Lucile Parsons Alfred J. Hesler Assistant Manager One Hundred Seventy-Five] [One Hundred Seven ty-S ffitljer pulilicattmts Ulljc pkc ' s |Jeak Jfaggtf BOARD OF EDITORS, 1912. Samuel Shelton Editor-in-Chief Assistant Editors. H. G. Sinton. Associate Editors. George F. Statton. Elizabeth Kilbourne. Flora E. Crowley. Art Editors. Marian A. Yerkes. Rita L. Miller. Robt. F. Hamilton Business Manager Geo. C. Graham Assistant Manager Edith L. Stark. Gerald B. Seldomridge. May Butler. ®I]c (Eolora o (Holler publication Published every six weeks during the academic year by the College Faculty, through its Publication Board: W. F. Slocum, Editor-in-Chief; Florian Cajori, Managing Editor ; G. W. Howe, Secretary ; Mr. Hills, Mr. Schneider, Associate Editors. The numbers issued in 1909-1910 are: No. 40 (General Series), March, 1909 — Prospectus Colorado School of Forestry. No. 41, May, 1909 — Colorado College Publication, Pictures of College and Descriptions to Correspond. No. 42 (Engineering Series), June, 1909 — (5) Movement of Light in Crystals. — Geo. I. Finlay. (6) Aron Palmer ' s Computing Scale. — Florian Cajori. (7) John E. Fuller ' s Circular Slide Rules. — Florian Cajori. No. 43, June, 1909 — Alumni Bulletin. — 1882-1899. No. 44, October, 1909 — Tribute to Wm. J. Palmer from his Fellow Citizens in Colo- rado Springs. — Mary G. Slocum. No. 45 (Language Series), November, 1909 — (22) Literature as a Force in Character Building. — Edward S. Parsons. (23) Relation of the Home to the Criminal. — Edward S. Parsons. (24) Jonson Milton on Shakespeare. — Edward S. Parsons. (25) Rousseau and Wordsworth. — Homer E. Woodbridge. No. 46, January, 1909 — Engineering School of Colorado College ; Its Equipment and Facilities for Instruction. (Elic Stuhettts ' atthbnetk The Publication of the Y. W. and Y. M. C. A. .distributed at the opening of the school year. Committee — Vesta Tucker, ' 11 ; Louise Kampf, ' 11 ; Samuel Kittleman, ' 10. Manager — Lester Griswold, ' 10. One Hundred Seventy-Seven 1 [One Hundred Seven ty-Eieht tglj Scljuol JIBay Eighteen schools, with a total of 143 contestants, were represented in the 1909 meet, the most successful high school meet ever held on Washburn Field. The weather was ideal, the track in perfect shape, and the events moved along smoothly and rapidly. In the mile run and the discus throw, new records were established, while many of the other events came very near the record mark. The first of the three meets necessary to win the $75.00 cup was won by East Denver, as well as the $50.00 cup which was offered for the relay race. Powers, of Brighton, won individual honors with three firsts, and a State record to his credit. Handsome silver cups were awarded the winners of first, second and third places in each event. After the meet, the fraternities and literary clubs entertained in their houses, and President and Mrs. Slocum gave a reception at Bemis Hall. During the after- noon the visitors were also shown about the different college buildings, and, all told, the day did much to establish the prestige of Colorado College among the various high schools of the State. The various schools won points as follows: Colorado Springs, 12; Manual, 21; Central, 18; South Canon, 10 ; East Denver, 393 2 ; North Canon, 4 4 ; North Denver, 2; Centennial, 3; Brighton, 15; Castle Rock, 1; Glenwood, 9. The other schools represented were, Littleton, Leadville, Rocky Ford, South Denver, Victor, Cutler and Florence. EAST DENVER HIGH SCHOOL— WINNERS 1909 MEET One Hundred Seventy Nine $ $% Jfeattfral Of all the informal affairs which take place during the college year, the May Festival, held the first Sat- urday in May, is one of the prettiest and most enjoyable. The affair is held in the Jungle, an ideal spot for such an out-of-doors event and is under the auspices of the social committees of the Y. M. C. A. and the Y. W. C. A. The men take charge of the ath- letic contests, including polo matches on burros, races among various faculty members, tugs-o ' - war, boxing contests and the like, and the girls take the lead in pro- viding the more aesthetic features of the clay. The girls in their white dresses make the Jungle look verv pic- turesque indeed, as they dance their fancy dances and wind the May- pole. Before any of these proceedings take place, however, there is a fan- ciful ceremony during which the queen of the May is crowned. After the program, everybody gathers around the prettily dec- orated booths and buys candy, ice cream and lemonade to their hearts ' content. The monev which comes in from this entertainment helps tc send delegates to the annual con- ference at Cascade. The affair is open to the towns- people as well as the students and always serves to attract a large and appreciative audience. i [ O n H u n r e d E ' g h t (Emmiuntommtt Forty-three diplomas were pre- sented this year at the twenty- eighth annual commencement of Colorado College. President Slocum opened the statement for the year 1909 by awarding scholarships as follows: Perkins Scholars — Miss Addie L. Hemenway, 191 1, Colorado Springs and B. Hall Van Dyke, 191 1, Grand Junction. , Mary G. Slocum Scholar — Harry W. Coil, iqio, Denison, Texas. High Honors — Ida M. Johnson, 1909; Ethel C. Norton, 1909; Ju- lia F. Skinner, 1909; Albert R. El- lingwood, 1910; Leland W. Pol- lock, 1910; Anna Holden Strang, 1910; Robert Hamilton, 1912; Nelson R. Love. 1912. Honors — William W. Cort, 1909; Caroline A. Davis, 1909 ; Hampart- soon H. Harootunian, 1909 ; Hixie M. Rider, 1909 ; Melicent A. Camp- bell, 1910; Elsie M. Eirick, 1910; Julia D. Ingersoll, 1910; Edith F. McCully, 1912. The Frederic R. Hastings phil- osophy prizes were awarded as fol- lows : First prize ($10), G. A. West; second prize ($25). Miss Emma C. Riggs; third prize ($10), Miss A. Mozelle Anderson; honorable men- tion, Miss Ruth Londoner. Commencement week is always a week of festivities. Following is last year ' s complete program : June 11 to 16, 1900 — Friday, Senior Pla y in the Jungle ; Saturday, Senior Play in the Jungle. Oratorical Contest ; Sunday, Baccalaureate Sermon, President Slocum, Address before Christian Associations, Rev. H. A. Smith; Monday, Class Day Exercises, Senior Reception, Phi Beta Kappa address. President F. K. Sanders of Washburn College : Tuesday, Annual Meeting Board of Trustees. Alumni Reception, Presi- dent ' s Reception ; Wednesday, Commencement Exercises with ad- dress by Rev. J. B. Gregg, Annual Meeting Alumni Association, Alum- ni Dinner. One Hundred E i g h t O Pnfrer (Class JKtfralrg The friendly rivalry existing be- tween the two under classes is al- lowed to find vent in the form of a flag-rush under the supervision of the upper classmen. Last year ' s scrap was one of the best regulated and most exciting of its kind ever held on the Campus and resulted in a victory for the Sophomores, al- though their opponents outnum- bered them almost two to one. The affair was directly under the charge of the officers of the Associated Stu- dents. The rules were changed to make the scrap a fifteen-minute af- fair with the Sophomores defending the pole, thus evening up the Fresh- men ' s advantage of superior num- bers, as well as making the affair faster and less exhausting. The features of this year ' s con- test were the forerunners of the night before in front of Hagerman, Budelieric cries of Trail me, Fresh- men ; the flying wedge of the Freshmen which was foiled by the strategy of the Sophomores ; much fast and furious fighting ; and finally the greatly exaggerated ac- counts of the affair given in the newspapers with its resulting world- wide notoriety and fearful and won- derful variations. Morley, the Sophs ' two-year champion, scaled the pole at the end of the excite- ment and pulled down their unde- feated emblem. i [One Hundred Eighty -Two The Sixteenth Annual Barbecue of Colorado College, the annual Hallowe ' en entertainment provided for the College and its friends by the Sophomore Class, • was, of course, the best ever — with the pos- sible exception of the fifteenth, but even this exception, we admit, is a biased opinion. The precedent es- tablished the year before of burning the wood-pile a few days previous to the grand occasion in order to have a good excuse for cutting classes was admirably observed. Electric illumination was the slo- gan of the day and a set-piece of electrical design showing tne class numerals in letters of lire was a pleasing variation. The return oi real beef was welcomed by Shaw, who partook voraciously, and the cider (such cider!) and other ac- cessories made up a sumptuous feast. The bursting of the blanket and the fizzle of the quartette were unfortunate, but the presence of the elusive Raffles and the cheer of the biggest bonfire ever soon dis- pelled any disappointment that may have existed. Altogether, the barbecue of 10,09 was in keeping with those of for- mer vears and was a decided credit, not only to the managers of the af- fair but to the entire class of 19 12 and to the whole colleee as veil. A capacity crowd fitly testified :o the popularity of this unique Hal- lowe ' en entertainment. One Hundred Eighty-Three] Jlmttor (Dpretta From time immemorial, the Junior classes have yearly threshed out the time- worn subject of a Junior Prom. This year the class of 191 1 decided not to waste its energies in that direction, and started out to find something new and original. The result was the production of Herbert Spencer ' s operetta, The Princess Bon- nie. The operetta scored a great hit before a large audience. The leading parts were well handled, the chorus well balanced, and the local hits extremely laugh- able. The class has the honor of setting a precedent that Juniors to come will do well to follow. (East of (Eijaraciers Stirling, Shrimps, Earl Hille ; Captain Tarpaulin, Bruce Weirick ; Roy Thomas Kirkpatrick ; Admiral Pomposo, Harry Larson ; Count Flageoletti, Ralph Rice; Salvador, S. W. Dean; Lieutenant Fusee, L. M. Van Stone; Surf, F. B. Fowler ; Kitty Clover, Winifred Schuler ; Auntie Crab, Elsie Green ; Donna Pom- poso, Gertrude Ashley ; Princess Bonnie, Vesta Tucker ; Spanish Dancers, Spanish Students, Chorus— Class. I [One Hundred Eighty -Four ,3lustqma au Insignia Day in Colorado College is the day on which the Seniors make their first appearance at Chapel in cap and gown. The procession of faculty members and Seniors, all in cap and gown, is led by the Juniors into chapel, where the under- classmen rise to show their respect for the dignity represented in the procession. After the President ' s speech on the true meaning of the cap and gown, the Seniors indulge in games of their childhood, to show that there still remains a little of the undignified and unconventional in them. Unusual features marked Insignia Day this year as distinctly different from those gone before. Besides the last mad gambol by the seniorial dignity in their new-found robes of state, there was a side show pulled off by the envious ones of ' n, which almost, if not entirely, usurped the attention of the audience. Puritan maidens and Indian braves held a pow-wow around a fire, over which a senior in effigy was being roasted. It is reported that several papooses also perished in the flames, as some of the babes of ' 10 were missing the next day. Friendly rivalry was exhibited during the remainder of the day by both upper classes, the culmination coming in the evening at Bemis, when the Seniors burned the symbol of ' n in a Princess Wienie roast, at which time the hatchet was also buried ( ?). One Hundred Eighty-FiveJ Such gowns ! Such beautiful women ! Such music ! Such elaborate programs ! In short, such a gladsome occasion ! With exams just completed, and those who killed them feeling hilarious, and those who flunked them desiring to drown their sorrow — all the men of the College join in the annual Stag Ball, with the mottor Let joy be unconfined. According to the pro- gram, this year ' s Ball was the 4 hundred steenth occasion of its kind and ac- cording to the general con- census of opinion it was as high in quality as it is old in years. The Stag Ball is one of the most unique and enjoyable events of the college year, not alone for the participants but for the spectators as well. % • . C. JL ffltmts In Colorado College the girls have many fine times among themselves, and of these, the Y. W. Circus is a red letter day. McGregor Gymna sium is the scene of the great event. There is a menagerie in which all known animals are represe nted. Side shows entice the curious with their high-sounding names. There are brilliantly colored balloons and horns. Everybody comes ' en cos- tume ' munches pop-corn and peanuts, and drinks pink lemonade without even asking for the pure- food signs. The minstrels wind things up with good old ' coon ' songs and the proverbial end-man jokes. [One Hundred Eighty -Six Colonial Hall The month of February, always rilled with annual social events, has none that appeals more to the hearts of the women of the College than the Colonial Ball, held on Washington ' s birthday each year. The affair is under the supervision of the girls of the Sophomore class. This year ' s Ball was prettier and more attractive than ever. After a Washing- ton ' s Birthday supper, with appropriate decorations, the girls, dressed in their dainty old-time costumes, were led in the grand march by Mrs. Slocum and Marian Yerkes, the vice-pre sident of the Sophomore class. Hatchets, cherries and flags were seen everywhere and the beautiful Common Room appeared more picturesque than ever, when filled with these gay, old-fashiond people. One of the features of the Ball is the Minuet, danced by the Sophomore girls. This was made unusually attractive this year and contained several new features, among them a salute with swords which attracted great applause. The remainder of the evening was spent in dancing. One Hundred Eighty-Seven] (JBttier-OIaliegtate Rebates llmtirvstty of lltal] — (Colorado (CnIIco,o Salt Lake Theatre, Wednesday, May 19, 1909. Question — Resolved: That the tariff should be levied for revenue only, provided that the change should be made within the present ad- ministration. Judges — Bishop Spalding, Prof. Tweezy, Mr. Eaton. Decision of the Judges — Two to one in favor of the Affirmative. Affirmative. University op Utah. Hugo Anderson. R. L. Hartley. J. M. Carlson. Negative. Colorado College. C. M. Rose. H. W. Coil. J. L. Calhoun. Affirmative. University of Denver. F. L. Nichols. K. S. Whitford. Earl Wettengel. Negative. Colorado College. J. Curtis Crane. Lemuel P. Putnam. William C. Moffitt. ' jBznbtv Pntuerstlrj — (Eoloraho (Uollem Perkins Hall, Thursday, May 20, 1909. Question— Resolved : That the tariff should be levied for revenue only, provided that the change shall be made within the present adminis- tration. Judges — Judge Robert Kerr, Judge Ira Har- ris, Mr. D. P. Strickler. Decision of the Judges — Two to one in favor of the Affirmative. [One Hundred Eiehty -Eight (Jnte- actetu Rebate Friday, February II, 1910. Question : Resolved, That Congress should adopt the Cummings plan of fed- eral income tax rather than the Bailey plan, the action of Congress not to be used ent. Affirmative, Pearsons Negative, Apollonian E. B. Fowler H. W. Coil L. L. Shaw E. B. Hunt L. W. Pollock Charles Friend Judges : Judge James Owen, David Elliot, J. K. Boyeson. Decision of the Judges : Two to one in favor of the Negative. One Hundred Eighty-Nine] JRljohes ji cl]0krsl|tp The Rhodes Scholarship for Colorado was this year awarded to Albert R. Ellingwood of the class of 1910. Ellingwood graduates from Colorado College with one of the best scholastic records ever attained in the institution. The scholarship was founded by the late Cecil Rhodes in an effort to bring students from American institutions in closer touch with those of England. It is equivalent to $1,500.00 a year. This sum is supposed to be sufficient to cover the expense of six months ' attendance at Oxford and six months of travel in England and on the Continent. The scholarship is awarded in each state in the Union, one man being selected from each state each year. It is rapidly becoming one of the most coveted of all scholarships awarded to American students. It is awarded on the basis of scholar- ship, athletic ability, powers of leadership, and character. Athletics and leadership count two points each, and character and scholarship three points each. This year there were three competitors, — one from Denver University, one from the State University, and one from Colorado College. The Denver Univer- sity candidate was eliminated at the first examination held in October. In Decem- ber, the contest between Ellingwood of C. C, and Anderson of the U. of C, was held, and the former was victorious. Ellingwood is a Phi Beta Kappa, winner of the Perkins Scholarship, and a high honor man each of his four years. He has been a prominent member of the Ciceronian Club and of the Cercle Francais, and is a hard, consistent worker in whatever he undertakes. In athletics, Ellingwood is particularly strong in tennis and gymnasium sports. There is no question but that Ellingwood will reflect great credit on his alma mater and his State while in Oxford. [One Hundred Ninety (Colombo (College pratestty Jxttntston (Course Following a custom established several years ago, the faculty of the College has provided another series of interesting lectures for the students of the College and the people of Colorado Springs. The lectures are upon travel, forestry and scientific, literary, astronomical and sociological subjects, many of them being illus- trated by stereopticon views and platform experiments. Aside from the entertainment and instruction provided for the students, the lecture course is a part of the plan by which the College seeks to identify itself more closely with the town and to make itself of real and lasting helpfulness to the peo- ple of the community. The following are the lectures given this year : February 8. A Trip to the Polar Regions. President Slocum. February 15. G. K. Chesterton as Thinker and Critic. Prof. H. E. Wood- bridge. March 1. The Romances of Chivalry. Prof. E. C. Hills. March 8. The Conservation of Energy : History and Present Status of the Theory. Dean Florian Cajori. March 15. The Age of the Earth: History and Present Status of the Prob- lem. Dean Florian Cajori. March 29. Experiments with Direct Current Machines. Prof. John Mills. April 5. Shakespeare ' s Theatre. Prof. H. E. Woodbridge. April 12. Experiments with Alternating Current Machines. Prof. John Mills. April 19. What Forestry Is. Prof. J. W. Morrill. April 26. History of the Forestry Movement. Assistant Professor Coolidge. May 3. Socialism in England. Assistant Professor John M. Clark. May 10. Comets. Prof. G. I. Finlay. One Hundred Ninety-On 1B6 -if 111 - % [One Hundred Ninety-Two 5 ?fj ' fj j fip t ttw erf (ffr ' re.) s trt 3k 1 ju r ' - iX-iJM-t CW £r il J -■ at M C-1 6 ■cM. { --■ ' ■fie 7 - - 73 £ £ 3 wt 4 r fe ' v o£« 0 wxa «. £ c W- - ¥ to, - i % d v, I -h J ' J Sit crr - % £± J jt to oLay aJ- W+ yS ZO- h ,— C n-t  -w ■ Ac i U xZUU .1 ' r ' 1 ■fid ,a;.v, ,_ fv , .« ,y 1. «i 0  c«  fl 0 • tr elt ,0 '  « . 4« 8 i ' S pw c.b t . • ' One Hundred Ninety-Three] ma t U4. fn cum a. Sw-ek. V4 -vt tf r£ f n (If , .. . y 3 1 y+r ,M -a. v - cu o w j v. j c  v ofe «. 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A  4 Vs o, ,-  . -4 v jL O o,. o ■s. r %. jjmnoi |3w m. 1909 CLASS DAY as : r; Atltlresii of 1 ' Welcome J. Glen Hammond CO meeting ' of Associated Students Commission Si t MEMBERS OF COMMISSION, rtcsiJ,nl Ruth Laushlin VrV.-. ' nWi-tr Irene L Mui One Hundred Ninety -Seven] The PROGRAM of the B A R B EC I E ' uu yrrvciuz- o: Welcome ■ i n oi 3W? Value ' , f ie- Barbecues Colorado Cullcge I ' ,, „.l,;ii Shaim Selection C C 0,„,r ,v ' ■A Tagless Talc ..•«•« C« « ' Clions (. C 0 , rM Value s y Colorado College ,.« « ( XLo t - t «XJL £ r ' X,i;H ' BROTHERS ' COMPETITORS -ox 0 JL4U,. 3t aX L x£4,d tc ' tA Jt T t ve „ioq.  av 3 ° th ' , H T IRVINE A ■ L A - Orrrliire Opening clit l.i-n.i H ' di firuirps Botwte | t , CV.« Opm '  ? v «j _ ,wt. T c 0 fifclt -v t $ - h t u hyihe CLASS0F,9n { ' f - ot u B l COLORADO COLLEGE « TjCTy OJ YIO E tjL Lt4 -UMLeJLv f? 4 SJumlKT So Ccnllv I: „, „„ioi. „ ■ ' ' ' ■ I- -. ,- l.ik, ,, „:„„„ ,.-i,„„, ,, « My brk Ci„«.- Shr,„,p,. K,„y „„ o,.,r„. 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Iiauta Association F.-ela That its nemum .-.. Taxed for Advertising Unless the College Returns the Favor (Vlorado College .Indent, in eharge of The Annual have forgot- . — teens,.,,., e-rth a D. over publishing house for the pernting and ,1- t.eba.in, K.ttag of their book, so that the work w.ll be done by out-of-town ,eDauj ramratrag money „,,. eh should be expended in th.scily, Z.T.l.-ht return for the favor, that will he asked of local merchants — : iits-nt ..... of the city. The comparatively small mm m«I«d ; ■ 0rrv Jj - « « « worrt feature ° f ,h ' CUB ' 0m - i! ' ' ' ! X JL. axindrr IIIIS lUB.OUl. iiu ,uy™- — j .Mention every year. It is a poor rule thst , jT .YJuvi ; ■ ui ' ua should o Ur cKDuiJlcA a -LtxfU £ Ap onda. Leaps fromW.nH and Is Inju.ed; !• 1 3. :V j c . ifrt.- ' Hjuts-j W Try . Sio. t .«.d rt ' c r £miA cfrU,yuu . (JlxaiiiKm ia h ft £ £rXoi £ VU U U H ' fj x n r -- fr- Iffy- j-y AUs- ' J. ra- - c ] Si TACUJUOL. 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A Stop for Repairs -Court. oLcLvvQ t xa. r w o-X£ J - - u C a sQjt fa-r t u. Volume 19 Number 11 MAY 1, 1910 Dancing Taught by Male My graduates testify to the success of my methods. guarantee to make the most verdant Jayhowker as graceful as a swan by the time the Junior Prom occurs Ladies Preferred. No pupils weighing more than 423 pounds received Terpsichore Haight, D. M. LOST! A HERO!! Answering to the name of BUD- ELIER. Said now to be well domesticated LARGE REWARD Offered by Freshman Class of Colorado College for his return The BRAIN FACTORY BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS Brains to ' Burn I Have a Monopoly in My Line— Will Dispose of My Surplus Special Rates to Juniors Albert R. Kllingwood H age r man Hall A Delightfully Quiet Retreat Suitable for Convalescents and Invalids :: :: :: :: Dogs, Cats, Rough-housers and Phonographs Permitted No Noise! 16 Candle Power Lights in all rooms, except general rooms No Ohjection to Home Cooking Confessions of 21 Co-Ed By the Author of To You AT LAST THE GREAT AMERICAN NOVEL Startling! Thrilling!! Amazing!!! ' A book with more zest and fervor than even To You ' Church News (Colo. Spgs) April 1, 1910 Gg- ' At All Book-sellers, 10c (paper cover) Read the criticism in this number GuyH.AIbright Company Undertakers and Embalmers Private Ambulance Palmer Hall £ LADIES!! Have You a Little Fairy in Your Home IF NOT, SEE ME- I ' M on the MARKET ? CLAUDE PINCHOT MORGAN A New Geometry T F TWO parallel lines on the Campus A are cut by a transversal, the alternate- interior angles are equal to an ethical. Two successive daily recitations in a given subject are equal to a rest — provid- ing the professor does not forget his reg- ' ular alphabetical order. If a student ' s opinion is not equal to that of a professor ' s, it is equal to zero. If two lessons are equal in length, but the prof, of the first is easier than that of the second, then the second lesson is the more important, therefore prepare the second first. If two assignments are unequal, the corresponding bluffs are unequal, the greater bluff being opposite the larger assignment. With the above theorems, solve the following problem : One-third of the Psychology class is paying attention. Find the proportion of the class that know what the professor is talking about. H Overheard in McGregor Parlor A True Story. She— Ha-Ha-Ha. He — What are you laughing at? She— You. Ha-Ha-Ha. He— Why? She — You ' re so funny. He-He. He— Why? She — I don ' t know. Ha-Ha-Ha. He — Then why do you laugh? She — I can ' t help it. Ho-Ho-Ho. He— Oh. She — Isn ' t the Peak lovely? Ha-Ha. He— Uh-huh. She— Oh-He-He-He. Silence. Physical Phenomenon UNT (In Biol. C)— I was record- ing my heart beat and found it came in pairs. It rather amused me for I didn ' t quite know what to think of it. Dr. Schneider — Be very careful, Mr. Hunt, that ' s a very bad sign. A Problem Solved T T OW to make your money go a long - - - ■ way — subscribe to the Ewing fund. Too True Z OU can lead a youth to college but you cannot make him think. The Latest Tbina in Vrofs. 204 •LIFE VOL. XIX. MAY, 1910 No. 11 . ' -i _ ' -_;z?r: S2 _— ' ■ T T has been ■ a matter of ever-increas- ir.g regret to the Annual B ard, that n o sue h unique and brilliant ideas as those which characterized last year ' s Nugget have occurred to break the desert of our fancy with their refresh- ing oases, and thus no such innovations as pulp-wood covers, animalized-Juniors or Toddling Toodles-Mother-Goose- Rhymes may be expected in this later volume. Thoroughly realizing our weak- ness in this realm of burlesque fancy, we have devoted our time thorughout in an endeavor to portray phases of our col- lege life, such as we have thought most interesting, and such as we believe you will be glad, twenty years hence to re- member. If our desire to please has, at times, overreached our discretion, and if the foibles and eccentricities of some have been too boldly portrayed, we beg the charity of those exposed, and trust that they will count ten million before de- livering their kick (an excellent rule), and that they will forgive our egregious error as one committed in a spirit of kindliness and friendly raillery only. And so, with these few preliminaries, we commit this child of our fancy to your consideration, and withdraw expectantly. X17E ARE a very serious minded stu- ' dent body. We are profound thinkers. Our minds do not run along frivolous channels. We are not com- mercial. The Call-of-the-Coin does not appeal to us. In short, — our whole lives are wrapped up in our studies. These, gentle reader, are the conclusions drawn by the Annual Board after one year of careful observation and study of our student body. We thought we would test our beliefs by throwing out a tempting bait. We would see if any would prove un- faithful. We elab- orated a scheme, a dire plot, a net, a bold intrigue ; we would offer a five- spot, we would dan- gle it before the eyes of the serious-mind- ed, we would say, — Take it, it is yours, if you will but pro- duce a joke, a funny story, a laughable- picture, — anything funny, in fact. And did this unworthy scheme produce re- sults ? Did we entangle any unsuspect- ing victims? Did we lead any astray from the pursuit of the Nimble Knowl- edge? Alas, we regret to say, that we did. Fellow students, there is a traitor in our midst, there is a sucker in our pond, there is one false, weak-kneed in- dividual who caught at our bait, who forsook the pursuit of the Serious and indulged in the Frivolous, who actually submitted a sick-joke. But we are de- lighted that it was only one. We feel that it was one who had not been among us long enough to catch the spirit of our College. We feel that our con- clusions are correct. At any rate we feel that our student body has a purpose in life; that the Light and Frivolous has no part in them; that the Call of the Coin does not tempt them into ensnar- ing paths. Ah, but we do regret that one unfortunate ! HOW time does change and yet, does one stop to wonder why? Not at Colorado College, despite the fact that student waiters and all others earnin ' their learnin ' by dodging chapel have fallen victims to the wielders of the big stick. Time was when something like one hundred seekers after education took it upon themselves to see that the wor- shipping hour so interfered with their duties — boarding house duties — that de- votion was as far from their minds as was allowing an alarm clock to disturb their matutinal slumbers. But patience ceased to be a virtue with the faculty. Ingenuity fell before the cruel knife of bare truth, excuses became wan and pale before the light of actual circumstance and those gentle deviations from the paths of veracity became as prominent as a non-fusser at a fraternity dance. Did the Powers-that-be stop to scold, chastize or remonstrate? Not yet, Matilda. Just a neat and quiet finesse, a council of war, an executive session and the deed was did. The dignified hashers, so indispen- sible to the fraternity boarding house, faced the bare and naked truth. Just three hours and five minutes had been subtracted from their morning slumber — that is, extracted from the clever ex- cuses. In the wee sma ' oors when once the supposed coffee or tea, sir. was wont to court Morpheus, there were groans of extremest agony, reverberat- ing like the rumbling thunderbolts of an angered Zeus, imprecations hurled about the heads of the more decorous ones and expressions that chapel, early chapel at least, was not quite so edifying as it might lie. Once there was, when the student was not downtrodden by the members of the faculty. Once he was recognized for his true worth and no one tried to see whether his engagement that kept him from the chapel services was at a beanery or with his pipe. But edu- cation is awfully galling now and the student is forced to admit that his im- pressions are lacking in weight and that he is the Party of the Second Part and not the Head of the Institution. LIFE 205 UNE - (seniors Oepart K?l} -- ( A i,e -n Ai-u ) - r Ki.- CCTOR.ER {SARA tUt) NCVEN R F« . (viUNioR. OPfeRETTAJ l FRe vVsoph. it cap) January - - SMU-ISV i THE YEAR NINETEEN NINE AND TEN. LlTTLt fcTO ' Dl ' Bf Fore Exai-v ttf -.O 206 LIFE Fussing Editor Picks All-College Team pHE Fussing Editor of the Annual has been up against it to choose the men who deserve a place on the All- College Fussing team. There is no lack of material, al- though some of it is rather mediocre. Owing to the Stu- dent Government ruling we have been unable to play fresh- men. This limits us somewhat, as there are some fine ex- amples of ladies ' men in that class. We have included in the line-up only those who have proved themselves strong men and are distinctly eligible according to Girls ' Gossip ruling. BACKS. The men in the back field are not stars, but good, con- sistent ground gainers. Brilliant general fussing is no good in the back field, so we have only chosen men who have showed themselves hard workers. For the two halves, Seldomridge and Conklin are in a class by themselves. The former, a youth with creamy locks, played one season with but little show of all-star form. Last winter he broke into the limelight with a series of spectacular plays. Since that time he has settled down into good, steady, hard work. The German lad played for two years with but ragged efforts. Last fall, he too, seemed to have a new impetus to play the game, and since that time he has spent all his father ' s cash in Murray ' s candy. He never misses the sig- nal practice in Montgomery parlor, and it is rumored, even dreams of the game. At full-back, I place another new man, Lenny Van Stone. Lenny will yet have to learn the rules of the game. He lacks the experience of Conklin and Seldom- ridge, but with their assistance he should be able to play a winning game. For quarter and captain, Carl Dear Blackman is in a class by himself. Blackman is fast, sure of his feet, and a good general. He has the ability to try any form of offense and is a game loser. He is not so good a player against one opponent as some of the scrub team, but for all around work he is the Candy Kid. LINE. At right end, I place Fuzzy McOuat. He is good at getting down on punts, a sure tackier and an all round star. At a pinch he could go in at quarter. For the two tackle positions, Phillips and Jardine just fill the bill. Both have the same object in view. Phillips is a trifle slower than Jardine and sometimes allows the other man to get the jump on him. However, the two men playing together should be able to pull it over their oppo- nents. At guard, Pollock is the dope. At center, I place Hille. I had thought from his performance of last year, that the Musical One might have been steady enough to play in the backfield. Evidently he was only a kidder, for this year he did not make good as he should have. He has it over any- one else for center. At left guard, I place Hesler. This trio at center should be a hard one for opposing teams to handle. At left end, I place Taylor. The man has never done anything, and it is for this reason that I have given him a place on the team. If he ever should develop he might prove more than a mere genius. He has a wonderful facil- ity for getting out of the way and should prove to be a good man to get forward passes. You hae read the All-College line-up. Now it ' s up to you, if you have any college spirit to get out and play on the scrub team, anyway. Billie Shakespeare, sporting editor for Lizzie Tudor, was all the candy when he spoke that sentiment of every true fusser since that time, It is better to have tried and lost than to never have tried at all. Get busy and make the All-College next year. SOME OF THE SEASON ' S EXCITING PLAYS. The picture at the left shows Right-tackle Jardine making a spectacular fair catch. The other two pictures are of members of the Scrub team — the picture to the right shows Thompson, a promising candidate, scoring a touch- down. The center picture shows only early-season form. LIFE 207 An Aid to the Reviewer T OR the benefit of the reviewer of this year ' s Annual, as ■ well as the reviewers of future Annuals, we are insert- ing a few suggestions, which will be of considerable assist- ance, we believe, in criticizing these productions : 1. The Annual is not as good as those of former years. The cover shows poor taste. The art department is quite mediocre. The cuts could be better. Evidently the editor forgot to correct his proof. The jokes are unsolveable. The slams are too personal. Seems strange that we cannot have a good Annual — wait until next year. cTM 1 1 A RHODES SCHOLAR. Too Late To Classify Q TRAYED — Two children, — a boy and a girl ; he an- swering to name of More Lee and she, More More Lee. Feared they will do something rash. Suitable reward of- fered for their safe return. — X-Contemporary. C TOLEN — 500 16-candle power lights, 25 gallons ice cream. Address W. F. S. W w ANTED — An Insignia Day for Seniors only.— G. W. Shaw, ' 10. ANTED — To meet the individual who named a psy- chology Angel (1) — Great reward. ' — A Hemenway. He ' s An Engineer JOHNSON (Debating at Apollonian Club)— Now, gen- tlemen, I have proved the point that I set out to prove. I shall leave the remainder of the argument to my colog. J To You Directions for use of To You. In verse 1, line 3 ' , in- sert color of his or her eyes. In verse 2, line 1, insert Boy or Girl; in line 4, color of his or her hair, hi verse 3, line 1, insert her or his name. The my can be eliminated if it interferes with the meter. In the last line insert first, the name, and second, the color of the hair. 1 his verse will make a big hit and is suitable for anyone. We make a specialty of writing verse for all occasions. Give us a trial. POET EDITOR OF THE ANNUAL. pARAWAY I dream of you, dear heart, A And wonder where my sweete st art. Thine eyes of I do adore, And think of thee forevermore. s here do make eyes at me, But I am constant still to thee. Some have hair like fluffy gold, But your locks, my heart doth hold. But of you, my sweetest dear, I dream, and long that you were here, And with me, my pleasure, you might share, Sweetest, dearest, with hair. The Invalid Kitchen (.(. UDGING from its record, some people say Bemis Hall should more properly be spelled Be A Miss Hall. CAY, is this the Colorado College? inquired a tired looking individual as he slowly climbed the steps of Palmer. Well, Boulder University says this is not the Colorado College, but most people hereabouts agree that it is, an- swered a dapper Junior. I was directed up here, young man, by my physician, for treatment. I ' m tired of life, sir, I can ' t sleep — Can ' t sleep? Go straight down stairs, my dear sir, the Psychology class is meeting now. I ' ll guarantee you ' ll be snoring in three minutes. But that ' s not all — I ' m too fat, entirely too fat for com- fort, and — Too fat? The east end of the hall upstairs, my friend, is the place for you. Sign up for a course in Biology — they ' ll work ten pounds a day off of you, sir, ten pounds a day. I ' m suffering from a severe pain in my side — A pain in the side, eh? Very simple, — a course in Calculus will cure that. All your troubles will vanish in thin air, I guarantee ; all your sufferings will appear mere trifles in comparison to this greater tribulation. After all, though, life is not worth living. It ' s death I want, young man, death, not cures — First door to your left, sir, the Math A class is having an examination today — that ' s your place. It ' s a rather pain- ful way to go, sir, but it ' s quick, sir, very quick. Good day. 208 •LIFE Concerning Colorado Weather T ID IT ever occur to you when you were maligning the weather, that it is extremely fortunate that the weather does change ; that it is a stroke of good luck that it is not always warm ; that it is fortunate indeed that the wind occasionalh ' breaks loose, — yes that it is a godsend that it is often cold ? Think of it ! If it was always warm and pleasant, we could not remark on the splendor of the morn- ing as we passed our friends on the campus. It it was uni- formly cold all the time, what under the sun would we talk about at the Junior-Freshman reception? And, horrors! it is was continuously windy every month in the year, what would we do for a topic for conversation in Psychology? If we had snow every day in the year, how, I ask you, how would any of us wade through a conversation with Prexy? And lastly, dear reader, if it were 90° in the shade both summer and winter, alas ! we could never ask facetiously, nay, jocosely, of our perspiring friends, Is it hot enough for you? I repeat, that it was a glorious thought on the part of our Maker when He decided to give us variety in our weather. Remember this, the next time you are tempt- ed to cast indignities on His handiwork. Eternal Vengeance ' I r HE Villian twirled his oily moustache ; his beady eyes A glistened. As his glances followed the vanishing form of our Hero, he muttered between his teeth, I ' ll hound you — till — till Colorado College gets a gymnasium! And re- moving his false beard, he started in pursuit. Editorial Troubles HP O WRITE a poem, that was his task, A So with this object, his mind set fast, He started, A lover ' s ode, I ' ll write, quoth he, Or no, a springtime ditty it shall be. And he thought, and thought, and the hours went past — But it didn ' t come. He bit his pen, he clawed his hair, While seeking poems in mid-air ; Full forty sheets he ' d already used, And the minutes passed, but still he mused, Until at last in a rage he flew, And he thought, — and thought, — and the ho.urs went past — But it wouldn ' t come. Again at his task, he bravely went, And his poetic feeling, inward pent Broke forth something like this : A maid there was, with golden hair With ruby lips and face so fair. She ' s the queen of old C. C. She ' s my bride that is to be, She ' s — and then the Muses left. Again he thought, and thought, and the hours went past — And he ' s still thinking. B CO-ED purchased hair in great mats, - Piled it high in great valleys and flats, Said Miss Brown, I can ' t see Why from mice you do flee, When you take so very kindly to rats. RILLIANT JUNIOR (In Psychology)— The oilfac- tory nerve governs the sense of smell. PROFESSOR MOTTEN— Mr. Kirkpatrick, will you er- A plain the next stanza?. Kirkpatrick— To me, the next stanza is symbolic of the typical poet. In it, we may get a glimpse of his phil- osophy, which if it were possible to be understood by the members of the class, I might explain. The true thought of the man is shown in the first and fourth lines, and also in the third and second lines. What he says, I am perfectly sure of, but it is rather hazy. If it were not so involved, it might be clearer. It is a four-line stanza and is iambic pentameter, or as some call it, dactylyic hexameter. The metaphor in the second line is beautiful but, it seems to be, is a pathetic fallacy. It is subjective, yet, it seems to me, it is also objective. The rhyme scheme is particularly happy. Will you explain the allegory, please? (The stanza is given below.) Mary had a little lamb, Its fleece was white as snow, And everywhere that Mary went, The lamb was sure to go. LITTLE knots of muscle Little grains of sand, Make the mighty gridiron And the heroes grand. •LIFE 209 Who ' s What Harry W. McOuat BORN in a wind-storm and hasn ' t gotten over the effects yet. Took lessons at an early age in bluffing and became so proficient in the art that he persuaded the College Faculty to grant him a diploma without ever having at- tended a class. Even at an early age, he showed a marked fondness for the fair ones. Is said to have remarked to one, Ah, little apple-blossom, I ' d leave my Apollonian Club for you. He did it, too. Took a managerial course in Col- lege, — managed everything in College ex- cept his studies. As cheerleader, how- ever, he gained his greatest distinction ; succeeded in getting so much noise out of the student body that the foundations of Pike ' s Peak were weakened and the whole mountain threatened to totter over. Was also something of a wag as well as an inveterate punster ; barely escaped with his life on one or two oc- casions when his worst puns were more than his listeners could bear. Author of several interesting tales, among them: Puns for Every Occasion, How to Become a Manager, Folly of Fussing, Beauty of Bluffing. Earl W. Hille DROMINENT in musical and dra- A matic circles in Colorado College. Even when a small boy, he showed a marked fondness for things musical and the story is told that at one time he was badly scratched by the family cat while pulling its tail in order to make it Per harmoniously rather than discordantly. While in College, he played the chapel pipe-organ, acted as accompanist for the Glee Club, played for several church choirs, served as musical performer for the Apollonian Club as well as general handy man for all occasions. In addition to these duties, he carried an engineering course on the side ; however, he never allowed this to interfere with his more important duties. His abilities were not confined to music, however, for he gained considerable renown as funny man and song and dance artist in comic opera. His promising career came to an un- worthy end when he accepted a position as piano player in Terpsichore Haight ' s Dance Hall. Author of several song hits, chief among them, Oh, You Kid- der. r Make Lm Lau J Glenn W. Shaw P DITOR of the Tiger, president of - the Y. M. C. A., head jester of Colorado College, and high-mogul of the Glee Club. When only three days old he began to play pranks on the nurse and crack jokes with his mother. Proved to be a very precocious youngster and at seven years of age, he began submitting material to Puck and Judge. This ma- terial was returned but Shaw kept it stowed away until he became editor of the College Annual, when he sprung it on the defenseless student body. As Editor of the Annual, he has been ac- cused of working in cahoots with the Lumber Trust in trying to make the pub- lic believe that wood is the best available material for any purpose from covering an annual to building a battleship. Was much admired by the gentler sex but gave them all the cold shoulder, — as- serted that he had no time for frivolous amusement as his studies occupied his entire time. Now travelling with Dew Lockstader ' s minstrels, making great hit as end man. Motto — Make ' em laugh. Address Jester ' s Joint, care of C. C Y. M. C. A. 210 LIFE Life IFE ' S a rather ticklish tangle, after all. ■ — There ' s so many thinys we can ' t explain at all. For example, why is Math? Or, who made that grass-worn path ? And, — is Hagerman a rough-house or a hall? Do men make times or do times make the men ? Who would dare to heard Cub Lyons in his den? And why had Robert Burns? Why a freshman never learns? Does the ground itch? Then why the scratching of a hen ? Let ' s be frank about the matter, why are we Doomed to navigate on two legs and not three? Are the monkeys and the apes Creatures worthy of our shapes — Is the joke on them or us? Now, answer me. Is It Sarcasm? ( Pop ' s View.) HEN you ' ve been bidded to two picnics W And you have only one night out — Is it sarcasm? When folks tell you you look horrid When you wear that little pout, Is it sarcasm ? When you ' ve had some several chances To go to all the dances .... And folks tell you you ' re an unpop — It ' s sarcasm ! (Unpop ' s Vjew.) When you ' re studying for your classes And they turn out all the lights — Is it sarcasm ? When there isn ' t enough doing To use up all your nights — !s it sarcasm? When you ' ve gone for months and months Without having been out once. And folks tell you you ' re a pop — That ' s sarcasm ! ! The Seven Wonders of the Annual Board WE WONDER T T OW much Prexy has up on Johnson. - -- - When this Annual really will be out. If Shaw is, at last, really smitten. Whose day was Insignia day. What the Librarian did with the Improper Number of Life. What is the psychological explanation of a noyful joise. What made Ilille, Jardiue and I Jonelan stand in the cold mi a window ledge for an hour and a half to listen to a preacher. Now you folks have just got to get busy — Bryson. U bet che ! — Argo. Good-by. Unless you cut that out, I ' ll resign — Miss Frantz. Got the toothache, couldn ' t come sooner — Donelan. Everybody come up to my house — Miss Tucker. That ' s rotten, listen to mine — Weirick. Bids ? Good gracious yes. I go to everything — Miss Kidder. ! I can ' t stay here all night — Steele. Anything more you want done? — Miss Canon. Really, 1 can hardly wait till it comes out — Miss Greene. Dean ' s too fresh. Here ' s my resignation — Woodard. 1 think that ' s fine — Miss Wilson. 9 more dollars and you ' ll land me in the Pen — Dean. I wish I had a pipe like the edtors — Hesler. I ' m too busy with the Tiger — Haight. T HEN the Soph that had previously bucked chapel for ™ ten consecutive weeks, spilled the soup on the shoul- der of the Senior while trying his best to make the chapel hour, he silently muttered, Habc gcdulde, mcin frcund. AT ISS HEMENWAY— I don ' t know what you said, - ■ ' - ■ but if you say it again there will be trouble, I ' ll tell vou that. A SUUGESTKII improvement. •LIFE 211 the mm eom z TV TlSS Dorothy Frantz has contributed -l - - a new volume to the public, even more engrossing than her last success, To You. Miss Frantz has written the story of her life, under the title of Con- fessions of a Co-ed. We are of the opinion that the book was suggested t the author by the adage that confession is good for the soul. The chapter head- ings of this book also are suggestive oi the character of the work. The follow- ing are a few headings : The Snare of the Fowler, The Heart of Haight, The Wreck of the Argo, A Child ' s Love, The (.van) Stoney Path. It may be gathered from these that the story is of quite a melodramatic nature. Truly the life of the author must have been an eventful one, if the thrilling hap- penings described in the book are her own. Unfortunately, the book is not complete in itself, owing to the fact, as the author explains, that she still has a year remaining of her college course, hence, though the last affair mentioned in the book is the last up-to-date, it is quite probable that new and more thrilling affairs may occur in her senior year. We await with eagerness the completion of the second volume. GRAND quardrille of pleasantries, ' a - ■- - glorious waltz of gallantries, a transcending two-step of all the graces, — such is The Dance, by the well known dancing-master, Mr. Terpsichore Haight. We have never had the pleasure of see- ing Mr. Haight, but from the daintiness and beauty of his book, we would picture him as a slender, light-footed individual with all charms of speech and manner of a Beau Brummel. The Dance is a be- witching work, yet decidedly practical, especially to those who are just learning that fascinating pastime. We venture to give a few of the author ' s suggestions, which we deem well worth the repeti- tion : The gentleman should always dance on the floor when possible ; if the floor is not large enough, dance on your partner ' s feet; if you collide with a couple and knock them down, do not stop to pick them up, rather allow them to remain there to be trampled on — it makes the floor smoother ; if you should slip and be about to fall, grab your partner about the neck and pull her ' down too — one should never desert his partner; if your partner weighs more than two hun- dred and fifty pounds, use her as a bat- tering ram to secure an open floor — this is a very effective means of gaining an end; if you step on your partner ' s gown and tear a large rent in one part of it, always step on the opposite side too and tear an equally large rent there — this gives the gown a symmetrical appear- ance. These are but a few of the many pearls of wisdom to be found in the book. The world has been waiting many years for such an admirable treatise of this difficult subject. Working One ' s W. y Through College TRULY worth-while book by Mr. ■ - ■ Todd Maro Pettigrew, the rising young author and lecturer. It is the aim of the book to advise the young stu- dent how to surmount all the difficulties that face the college student. What the book lacks in the way of literary finish is more than offset by the practicability of its contents. A few chapter headings will give an idea of the scope of the book — How to work your way to college, How to work the people for a living during your college course, How to work yourself into a literary society, How to work your literary society for the presidency, How to work your lit- erary society into prominence, How to work your friends for college honors, Plow to work the faculty for a diploma, and so on down the line, dealing with every problem that might confront the perplexed college student, and giving splendid suggestions for meeting them all. The book speaks of first hand ex- perience by the author and we heartily recommend it to prospective college stu- dents as a valuable means of making their college course what the author calls a lead-pipe cinch. Dickens In One Sentence r T K PUS book, by Atherton B. Noyes, is ■ ■ altogether a charming little estay of two hundred pages. It begins with a capital and ends with a period. Mr. Noyes is one of those writers, all too rare nowadays, with a single point of view — his own. For the mentally lazy his esti- mate of Dickens will prove an immense help — in passing English U. Three Days a Matron HP HIS work from the pen of Mr. Rob- - - ert Bruce Weirick sets a new stand- ard for authors of adventure. The series of hair-raising and heart-breaking episodes recounted in the book are all the more amazing since we are told by the author that they are actual experi- ences. The author assumed the duties as Matron of Hagerman Hall, a men ' s dor mitory at Colorado College. After three days of experiences that would necessi- tate the pen of a Poe to do them justice, the author changed from a mild-tem- pered, blooming youth, to a nerve-shat- tered, grey-headed and decrepit old man. It is true that the author is not a Poe, but these adventures, without any style, are worthy fo a place in fiction alongside those of Charlotte Braeme and the Little Duchess. In Quest of a Ma CLEVER new story by Mr. Ear; J - Stanley Alden. We congratulate PA on his matchless simplicity of dic- tion, and subtle wit. Books Awaiting Our Not ce Psychology, by James R. Angell. (Henry Holt and Co.) Middlemarcli, by Geo. Eliot. (The Home Library.) Public Finance, by Winthrop M. Daniels. (Henry Plolt and Co.) Introduction to American Litera- ture, by Brander Matthews. (American Book Company.) Robert Browning ' s Poems (Gladstone Edition.) French Grammar, by Fraser and 212 •LIFE Psalm of College Life (With apologies to Longfellow.) ' I ELL me not ' n happy accents ■ • College days glide as a stream, For the days are gone that were so, And snap courses are a d ream. Plug ahead ! And plug in earnest ! For to pass is still thy end. Flunk thou hast — again thou flunkest — And the profs will not unbend. Not enjoyment, and not pleasure, Is our destined end or way; But to plug, that each tomorrow Find us not worse than today. Marks of great sharks all remind us We are lagging far behind; And when we depart from college We ' ll not be well-rounded kind. Let us then be up and plugging With a smile and no remorse, Lest we find when we have ended, Only this: Repeat the course. A Few Things That Every Class Has Had and Done H AS the largest Freshman class that ever entered Colorado College. Contained the cream of the high school material of the State. Put up the gamest class-scrap ever witnessed in the institution. Easily out-distanced the sophs in the inter-class football game. Had the biggest and best barbecue ever produced in the Rocky Mountain region. Tried hardest to get permission to give a Junior Prom. Gave one of the classiest operettas ever given by an amateur organization in the State. Conducted the activities of the College in a manner that would have done credit to professionals. Had the finest bunch of graduates ever thrust on an unsuspecting public. Etc., etc., ad infinitum. Al WHAT DOES THIS LETTER SAY? LIFE WILL PAY 49 CENTS FOR THE BEST ANSWER TO THE QUESTION ABOVE. One Cent a Word ' Tp HE picture on this page represents • - an unusual situation. Please study it carefully, and see what you can make out of it. Note every detail, even the Tiger ' s tail. When you have made up your mind what 49 words or less the letter in the man ' s hand might contain, exclusive of the address and signature, write it out and mail it to the Letter Editor of Life, together with a two-cent stamp and the color of your eyebrows. The cleverest letter, in the judgment of the editors of this number of Life will be awarded a prize of 49 cents. Everybody, including Phi Beta Kap- pas, is eligible. The contest will close May 1st, noon, 1910, no answers received after that date being considered. The announcement of the winner will be made at Commencement by President Slocum along with the awarding of the other college honors. Answers Received In Our Literary Contest Messrs. Klaiv and Erlangcr. I accept your offer of $5,000.00 per annum for three years ' contract as lead- ing lady in the Merry Widow. May Weir. William F. Slocum. Enclosed find check for $500.00 as a part payment of the sum agreed upon for your services as assistant advance agent for the big fight. Hope to see you at the ringside on the 4th. J. J. Jeffrifs. Albert R. Ellingwood. You are reported as falling below grade in your studies. See me at once. Marjanna Brown. Floyd Jar dine. Just heard of your decision to devote your life to the needs of the suffering millions of the Zuzu islands. Always thought you were cut out for just such a work. Congratulations. Harry E. Ewing. Continued on Page 216 LIFE 213 In Their Earlier Days DEAN CAJOKI IN THE LATE SIXTIES. C. R. BLACKMAN AS THE PRIDE OF THE HOUSEHOLD. DEAN PARSONS IN HIS EARLIER DAYS. BABY CAMPBELL (MELICENT). WRIT- ING TO PAPA. THE PETTIGREWS AS YOUNGSTERS. •SHORTY STEELE, A PRIZE-WIN- NER IN THE BABY SHOW. 214 LIFE Popular Birthdays Herbert N. Roe Born May 1, 1887. f Dear Mr. Roe — We send our greeting to you on this gladsome day; we rejoice that you found it convenient to he born. It is no small matter to edit a literary month- ly, we sympathize with you. Felicita- tions to you! Many happy returns of the day ! Hail — Roe ! Pearsons man ! ! Debator ! ! ! We write an ode to you, we sing thee songs of gladness, we Kinni- kinnik to thee, oh editor. Here ' s hoping that your genius may some day be recognized. May your brain never grow hazy! May your lit- erary style never grow worse ! It is fitting that we crown thee with multitudinous laurels; it is proper that we bestow upon thee many distinctions. Salute, Herb ! Claude P. Morgan Born April 27. 1885. XT 7 ELL! well! but we are glad you were born, Fat. What ' s more, we are filled with glee that you did not decide to remain in that dear old De- pauw, Pinchot. How is the old war- horse, anyway? Speaking of horse re- minds us that it is too bad that the cost of pork is so high. May your cooks ever lie hard work- ers! May you never grow thin! May your grafting abilities never grow less ! So here ' s health to you. Here ' s wealth to you. You ' re the prime soup-bone. You ' re a real lobster salad. You ' re a juicy chick- en pie 7 la mode. May your soup never grow thinner! MIKE Donelon has the first qualifica- tion of a great humorist if we may judge by the habits of Mark Twain — he evidently does most of his work in bed. H Samuel W. Kittleman Born April 23, 1886. AIL, Manager, we greet you. To have managed a foot- ball team successfully is a feather in your cap, but to have managed a Handbook for three successive years, ah ! here is the heighth of human ambitions. May your trials in the world never be as severe, as tedious, as thanklessly received as they were in college. You ' re the high cockalorum ! You ' re the real high-brow! We salaam to thee! We lick the dust at your feet ! Prosit. Albert A. Ellingwood Born April 21, 1889. B ON JOUR, glorious greetings, and how are you, anyway, Albert? It is a pleasure to greet one so illustrious ; hope that some day we may become better acquainted. How does it feel to be a Phi Beta Kappa, eh? Say, you ' re the biggest shark in the bath-tub, now aren ' t you. You ' re the blue-ribbon goat, ne-e ' est-pas? Well! Well! it seems unfair that you should know so much and the Annual Board so little, but then, we are no jealous, oh no ! May your prowess ever be recognized! You your A ' s never grow fewer ! May your Rhodes ever be easy! We sink in- to oblivion before you. Magna cum laude to thee! Shake, old scout ! P. S. If you ever need a private sec- retary, call on us. • The Editors will not vouch that the birth dates are entirely correct. DROFESSOR NOYES— Where is the ■ climax of the book? Student — The point where the hero and heroine get married. Prof. N, — Oh, no, that ' s the catas- trophe. Miss Marianna Brown Bom April 1, 1894. A H, protector of the fair ones, de- ■ • ■ - fender of the faith and preserver of dignity and decorum, we give nine rah- rahs for you, we also proclaim that you are all to the merry-anna. Our heart goes out to you in your many responsibilities. We rejoice in your many victories, also in your many victims. May the witchery of the night never get you in its grasp ! May your chaperones never desert you! May your clocks never run down! It is a pleasure to do as you command. It is a joy to hike at your bidding. It is bliss to be called down by you. Here ' s a ten-o ' clock sundae to you ! Here ' s a chaperone-fizz to you! Here ' s a Prom -ice to you. Why, there ' s that bell! Good night! J. J. Slyvester Born May 1, 1885. Mornin ' Si — ■ This is just a re- minder, on this your natal day, that we are extremely delighted that you decided to in- habit this planet rather than M a r s. That dear Monte Vis- ta should be convulsed wifh glee that it produced one so truly great. Here ' s hoping that you may always be as highly regarded as you were in C. C. 7 (• sal a tarn us. What the Fraternities Spiel to New Men A LPHA TAU DELTA— We have the ■ ■ ■ only chapter of all-round fraternity men in college. We are after all the good looking men and of course we make mistakes — but we are willing to take chances if you are. Kirkpatrick, the sec- retary of the Y, M. C. A., is a member of our chapter. DELTA Pill 111 ETA— We pay $90 a nuiotli rent for our house. It is far and Continued on Page 222 LIFE 215 A Correction rv WING omitte . WING to an oversight, the following honors were here : CARL REED BLACKMAN, A. B. Minerva bid (1) (2) (3) (4), Student Volunteer Band (5), Contemporary bid (4), High Honors (6) (7), K B t (4) (5). GENEVRA McCAW, A. B. Pearsons bid (2), Apollonian (1), Unpop (3), Perkins Scholarship (6). JANET KAMPF, A. B. Ciceronian bid (3), Pearsons bid (3), L. O. P. H. (4), Apollonian (4). HENRY MAXWELL LARSON, A. B. Contemporary bid (3) (4) (5) (6) (7), etc. make you a Junior in Hades University; you will be defi- cient in Freshman Math., which you must make up in order to attain the rank of Junior (which, by the way, you must do) ; we shall make you president of the Assassinated Students ; and a cabinet member of the Y. M. D. A. You will be assistant editor of the Hell Breeze, the Hades U. daily, also a member of the Hades U. glee club, and finally, you may shoot my furnace for a living. And remember, we ' ll expect you to keep up in twenty hours of recitation work, on the side. Oh yes, I ' m sure you are going to like the place. The Devil departed, fiendish grins all over his face. Say, this is Hell, said the Phi Beta Kappa. And, oh yes, Satan called out as he disappeared be- hind a column of brimstone, I forgot to mention that we would expect ou to make your H on the football team. A Peep Into the Future ' I ' HE pale-faced college stude nt entered the portals of ■ ■ Hades. Satan gave him the glad hand and after say- ing his usual say about it being rather warm weather and hoping that he would like the place and other such plati- tudes that the student was in no mood to appreciate, he in- quired : You are from Colorado College, I believe? Yes, the new arrival answered, I am of the marvelous class of 1910. So? Well, well. I am sure you are going to like the place ; in fact, I believe you will feel quite at home, for you will find a number of your classmates here. There ' s Shaw over there, remember him? — he used to be president of the Y. M. C. A. up there in Colorado College. Poor fel- low, he ' s having a hard time of it, — we feed him on weenies and perhaps you remember, he never did like weenies. Then, too, we have put him to reading his own jokes, espe- cially those he put into his Annual, and would you believe it, he has become quite soured on Hell. To be truthful, I ' m afraid he doesn ' t appreciate our efforts to amuse him. See that fellow over there with the big book in his hand? That ' s Mac-Mac-er-MacQ — no — McOuat. I understand that he was quite a big man in your class. Yes, he was manager of the Tiger. I often wondered why he was sent down here ; I thought maybe it was because of his villainous puns. Well, he and that fellow to his right, Blackmail, say they are quite dissatisfied with Hell — you see, I haven ' t allowed them any feminine company since they came, and have made them study eighteen hours a day besides. Yes, that ' s Sylvester, didn ' t expect to see him down here, did you? He and Coil are the presidnts of the rival debating clubs down here. The clubs have weekly inter-society debates and the presidents say it is truly Hell trying to keep up the interest and enthusiasm of the members. By the way, what did you do in College? Er — well — not much of anything. You see, I was a Phi Beta Kappa and didn ' t have time to do much else — O-ho! a Phi Beta Kappa, eh? Well! well! I think we can make life interesting for you. Let ' s see — first, we ' ll AN ANNUAL BORED. Such Language IT HAPPENED in Biology Lab. Two Freshmen were trying to dissect a lobster, but met with considerable difficulty. They finally decided to call on their neighbor, a Soph. Can you tell us how to cut the eyes out of this lob- ster? No, I ' m afraid not, but if you will go to Hel-en Git- ana Strieby, no doubt she can tell you. 216 •LIFE HP HE Theatre Trust is undone ! Klaw and - Erlanger must now take a back seat, the Shuberts are side issues. Why all this commo- tion in the world of drama? The Princess Bon- nie, which recently finished a record run at the Perkins Theatre is the cause of it all. It was a , wonderful performance in more ways than one : — gf| wonderful in the complexity of its plot, wonder- fnl in its staging, wonderful in the airiness and . fairyness of its chorus — wonderful! most won- derful ! But to speak more in detail of its wonders, — did you ever see a man paddle a canoe as though he were mixing bran for the cow?; did you ever see a hero and a villian fight a duel as though they were belaying one another with telegraph poles? — did you ever see a small chorus man swing the burly villain against a stage tree so hard that it snapped in two at its roots? These, gentle, reader, are but a few of the marvelous happenings of this remarkable operetta. Still another wonder ; a new and pleasing departure from time-worn customs — the prologue to the play. The prologue was intended to give the audience an idea of the hurry and scurry of stage life just before he play begins. It was very cleverly managed by leaving only a gauze curtain between the audience and the stage, then allowing the stage- folk to go about their preparations naturally and without constraint. The effect was highly amusing to the audi- ence. Too much credit cannot be given to the manage- ment for originating the idea. Miss Vesta Tucker in the leading role carried off the laurels of the play. It is to be regretted that the world of light opera is to lose this rising star, as she has recently signed a contract with a leading vaudeville circuit to sing their illustrated songs. Mr. Hille as Shrimps was a de- cidedly good Indian (this does not mean that he was a dead one ), likewise he is something of a clown as well as an amusing lover. In the language of the press, His work would have done credit to a professional comedienne. We predict a great vaudeville career for Mr. Hille. Aside from a few minor flaws, such as the lack of a plot, several attempts on the part of the cast to demolish the stage-settings, and a chorus decidedly heavy of foot, the production was a splendid one. Tt may be summed up briefly thus: A remarkable succession of marchings on and off, magnificent costumes and scenery, lots of girls (pretty, too), and a whole universe of stars and lesser sat- ellites. Hagerman — The Men and The Matron. Bruce Weir- ick and enthusiastic company in rough-house comedy. Bois terous. Rather hard on stage settings (also on leading man). Cobiirn — The Philanders ' Paradise. Not pleasing to the audience, although the actors seem to enjoy it. Barn ' s — Polite Vaudeville. Continuous performance. Lots of girls. Popular with the men. Special feature — W. F. Slocum sings Oh Gym, We Need Thee. Palmer— Not Paid in Full. Mr. McOuat ' s pointed discussion of missing athletic fees. Murray ' s — The Charge of the Broke Brigade. A fizzle. Falbair— Hero of the Hash house. J. A. Bair, leading man. Withdrawn after six months ' run. Left a bad taste in the mouth. Jungle— Stark Mad. Intensely interesting emotiona drama. Mr. E. C. Thompson starring. Engineers ' — Dean Cajori in a repertoire of problem plays. Plots too deep for average theatre goer. McGregor— A Fickle Heart with Miss Alta Harris as leading lady. Clever drama, admiraly acted by well selected company. New leading man at each performance. Gymnasium— Almost a Champion. Great football drama, with Gil Cary and competent company. Per- formance marred by absence of two of the principal char- acters. Answers Received from Our Literary Cor test Continued from Page 212 . I una II. Strang. Am in jail with 40 other suffragettes, charged with stuff- ing a ballot box. Bring some fudge and come to see me. Lillian Picken. . IV. G. Harmon. At last we have discovered you. You are Tom the Tough, the man who carried off $5,000.00 from the money- drawer of the College Inn. You need not try to escape us, — we dog your every footstep. Pinkerton Detective Agency. Frank A r ezi house. You have been awarded first place in our World Wide Men ' s Beauty Contest. Call at our office for the prize money— $500.00. New York World. President Junior Class. This is to inform you that the faculty agrees entirely Continned on Page 235 LIFE 217 A Grain of Mustard Seed (From the Colorado Springs Guessit.) Sept. 18. — A Colorado College fresh- man, while walking alone through the campus last night, was accosted by two burly sophomores, who slapped the fresh- man on the wrist and told him to run home to his ma. No further outrages are expected. Such occurrences are a disgrace to a civilized community. entirely knocked out and the liver of one was jarred loose. While the one victim was writhing in pain, the sophs hanged the other by the toes to a nearby clothes line. The sophs then made a hasty re- treat. A kindly washerwoman released the mistreated freshman about 5 o ' clock this morning. His toes had stretched to six inches in length. It is thought that the liver of the other freshman may have to be removed. Public sentiment is aroused and the ac- tions of the Sophomores are condemned as worthy of nothing more than Fiji islanders. (From the Denver Snooze.) BARBAROUS SOPHS HAZEF Sept. 18. (Special correspondence). — Advice from Colorado Springs says that last night as a lone Colorado College freshman was walking home, six 200-lb. sophomores pounced upon him and in a most brutal manner spoiled his com- plexion, also broke two ribs and pulled his left- leg out of joint. It is thought that the freshman will recover his com- plexion. The affair was nothing short of barbarous. (From the New York Hcllagraft.) SOPHS SLAUGHTER F (From the Philadelphia Prevaricator.) E Collegians Conduct Themselves Like Crazed Cannibals Sept. 20. (By special leased wire). — ■ Reports received late last night from Colorado Springs, tell of a most shock- ing occurrence at Colorado College yes- terday. As two worthy and cultured freshmen were returning home last night after a wearisome day of study, thirteen husky sophomores attacked them. The wisdom teeth of both unfortunates were Governor May Call Out Militia — Grew- some Isiclosures at Colorado College Startle the State (Associated Press). Sept. 21. — -At Colorado College in Colorado Springs, Colo., one of the most appalling events of the past twenty-five years has oc- curred. Twelve Freshman on their way home after having spent fourteen hours in research work, were set upon by thirty-three sophomores, masked and carrying Krupp guns provided with Max- im silencers in their vest pockets. The Freshmen were bound, gagged and car- ried to a nearby canon, where three of them were dropped into an abyss thirteen hundred feet deep. The remaining nine were then carried to ths top of Pike ' s Peak and after having their appendices cut out, were set adrift in an airship without food or clothing. The governor of the state is seriously contemplating calling out the militia to prevent further such occurrences. That such events could occur in a Christian institution in the twentieth century is almost beyond belief. (From the London Lyre.) HORRIBLE HOLOCAUST United States Shocked at Occurrence- Twenty-Five Freshmen Killed Fifty Others May Die Sept. 22 (International Press) — The United States is in an uproar over an occurrence at Colorado College in Colo- rado Springs, Colorado. The entire freshman class, of 125 men, while re- turning from their laboratory work where they were engaged in tracing the ancestry of the Skigmolopolous, were ambushed by the sophomore class, 250 in number. A terrible melee followed, in which 25 freshmen were killed outright and 50 others seriously wounded. The victorious sophomores then danced a war dance and after robbing the freshmen of their Y. M. C. A. membership cards they decamped with the uninjured freshmen as prisoners. Nothing has been heard of them since, but it is feared (hat the Sophs are going to cook and eat the fat- test of the freshmen. The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Freshmen has taken the matter up for investigation. President Taft has declared Colorado in a state of insurrection. It is feared that the trouble may involve England, as one of the freshman was an English subject. It is inconceivable that such atrocious conduct could take place in a peaceable, God-fearing country. Later. The War Department advises that the matter of the English freshman has been adjusted and that there is no possibility of war. ETC., AD INFINITUM. Why, Miss Finlay ! A T ISS FINLAY (Singing Faculty ■ song) — Here ' s to Prexy, our president, etc., continuing to Chorus — Go way, go way, you son-of- a-gun, etc. 218 LIFE (Omitted from Last Year ' s Nugget. ) Fire!! T? IRE, evidently kindled with incen- ■ diary intent, resulted in the total destruction of Schneider Hall, of Colo- rado College, at an early hour this morn- ing. Schneider Hall was presented to the college by the class of 1911, and was one of the most modern structures of its kind in the United States. Schneider Hall was an imposing little edifice erected at the gateway to Wash- burn field. Its interior, when adorned with the handsome face of S. Wesleyan Kittleman, was a symposium of beauty. The exterior was of a number of differ- ent styles of architecture with the Gothic largely predominating. The studied beauty of the place was much enhanced by the various coats of paint with which the building was covered. The beautiful suite of Louis Quinze furniture, consist- ing of a pine plank, was also totally de- stroyed. The first was first discovered at 4 o ' clock this morning by George Fitch, a special. Fitch turned in a hasty alarm to the fire department and the men were soon on the scene. Despite their gallant efforts, however, the flames could not be extinguished until the edifice was in a great mass of smoking, seething, writhing ashes. The cause of the fire is a mystery. It is impossible, the janitor alleges, for any- one to have accidentally caused a con- flagration so disastrous to the college as was that of last night. He also alleges that he believes the fire to have been the result of a conspiracy developed by the members of the class of 1912. He also alleges, it is said, that Gerald B. Seldom- feed was the perpetrator of the outrage. I have nothing to say in regard to the matter, said Mr. Seldomfeed to a repre- sentative of Life. I never go out at night. All my evenings are spent in study and reflection in the privacy of my boudoir. It would have been impossible for me to have started the wicked con- flagration. It is alleged by persons prominent in college activities that Miss Marianna Brown, dean of women, expressed plea- sure in hearing that the building bad burned. I am glad the shack is gone, Miss Brown is alleged to have said. I know the destruction of the beauti- ful building was done in a mere spirit of thoughtlessness, said President W. F. Slocum, when pressed for an opinion. I refuse to be quoted, said Prof. E. C. Schneider, class officer, largely through whose influence the building was erected. Society Notes i ESTER, Duke of Sweepan Clean, will be at home to the student body tomorrow at 9:11 A. M. The Duke ' s functions are always looked forward to in the social world. T ADY Smasha d ' Eart Campbelli en- — ' tertained at cards Wednesday night. High five and poker were the favorite games. . Mr. Rhodescho Le Ellingwood won the first prize, a dainty Phi Beta Kappa key, and Miss Violet Minerva Fuller carried off the consolation prize, a ton of brick. 7TTH the return of spring, Bemisall, ' the lovely home of Lady Wat Chemclose Brown, is becoming a favor- ite resort with the young people. TV f R. LIVEBY WITT Pshaw, who ±y - has been around the campus for the last week, left last night for home. It is rumored that he and his wife do not agree very well, as Mrs. Pshaw objected to taking in washing to support the fam- ily. Pshaw is looking well. For a time it looked as though he might have to work for a living, but his wife, in order to keep peace in the family, rose to the occasion and saved his honor. AT R. NOSITAL Norris and his ■ - ■ ■ bosom companion, Mr. I. B. Wise Rawlston left last night for the North Pole in search of congenial society. IV T R. F. PINCHOT Morgan served a - - ■ dainty lunch to several of his col- lege friends at his country resort, Ye Fattbair Inn last evening. Prunes formed the piece de resistance. TV [ ISS Obee Joyful Randolf will go ■ East as far as Manitou for the summer. f EN. Cusser Fitch is spending a few J days with Capt. Hi Fyler Jamison renewing old acquaintance. THE Pearsonian Society entertained with a dainty tea yesterday. Mr. Wiser Nowl Coil and Count Si Sylvester poured. M News Note R. FUNNIE Rekkod Pettigrew, the noted Phonographic mirth maker, last evening jumped into Monument lake and effused his last. He left the follow- ing characteristic note : Farewell, fellow fools! Folly fails to find a following, hence, I follow folly. If a fool follow folly it will be a foolish following, but if folly follow a fool, then is he thrice follied. A fond, fatuous, farewell to fools, friends, and foiled failures in life ' s fren- zied fury. Desperately, F. R. Pettigrew. GOING! A Two-O ' Clock Class GOING!! GONE!!! LIFE 219 Victoria Moralis Being a Pathetic Tragedy in Six Chapters. Characters — I, overburdened with conscience. Dick, the squarest fellow in the world. The Girl, our hearts ' desire. Chapter I. T VEN from early childhood, Dick and 1 had been rivals. We lived in the same neighborhood, played the same games, stole from, the same apple-orchard, pestered the life out of the same Chinaman and admired the same little girl. I always used to get the best of Dick in the swimming races, but Dick was vastly my superior in the spelling b. ' es, I could win all his marbles when we played keeps but he could relieve me of all my capital when we pegged for tops. So you see, Dick and I were quite evenly matched in almost everything, but neither of us knew how we stood with the Little Girl. Chapter II. As young fellows, we still continued to be rivals, lint fortune seemed to favor me. I inherited a small fortune from a rich uncle, whereas Dick was quite poor ; I had an excellent position as a bank-clerk, while Dick scraped along at seven dollars a week as a dry-goods clerk ; I was rather a handsome sort (I say it without boasting ) but Dick had a broken nose and was decidedly bald-headed. So it was only natural that the Little girl, now grown to be the Dear- est girl in the World, should favor my suit. Chapter III. 1 thought the situation over. Tt hardly seemed fair that we should compete for Her hand on such unequal terms: — here, I had a small fortune, while Dick, though a very worthy fellow, was greatly handicapped by his poverty. I would go and talk it over with him. Accordingly, I called him up over the long distance telephone and made a date with him for the following day. The next day, I boarded a train for Denver. Arriving there, I went up to the Uni- versity Club where Dick and I had dinner together. After the dinner, we had our conference. I explained the matter to Dick (who, by the way, is one of the squarest fellows I ever met) and we discussed the matter for four hours; then Dick, in the friendliest and most cordial manner, as- sured me that it was my moral duty to remove my handi- cap by giving away my inheritance. I realized the fairness of his proposal and felt that it was my duty to do as he suggested. So I gave away my fortune and felt better for it. Upon returning home, I paid my evening visit to the girl. I told her of what I had done. I could not help noticing that my stock had taken quite a tumble with her, but I still appeared to have the edge on Dick. Chapter IV. The more I thought about the inequalities of the world, the more I pitied Dick and the more I accused myself. Dick was such a splendid fellow, but the fact that he was a dry-goods clerk while I was a bank clerk put us on an unequal footing with the girl. I decided to talk it over with D:ck again. I called him up by long distance and again we met in Denver for a conference. It was a knotty prob- lem. We wrestled with it for four more hours and at the end of that time, Hick (than whom, 1 repeat, there is not a squarer fellow in the world) said, in a voice full of that friendliness and cordiality characteristic of the man, that it was only fair that I should give up my bank position so as to put us on the same footing. Accordingly, I resigned my position in the bank and accepted a jo!) at sev.n per in the hosiery department of a large department store. I he thing that caused me considerable worry now w:s that the girl was quite distant at times. Chapter V. Matters continued thus for some time. Dick became a stronger suitor for the girl ' s hand. I pressed my suit quite as strongly as ever and the girl still appeared to favor me slightly. But my mind was troubled by Dick ' s baldness and his broken nose. How could we ever compete on equal terms when Dick had only ten hairs on his head and mine was covered all over; when Dick ' s nose was broken and mine was straight? I passed many sleepless nights pon- dering over this disconcerting matter. Finally, I decided to talk it over with Dick. We met at our old conference quar- ters in Denver and threshed the matter out thoroughly. At the end of six hours, we decided to call in a third party to help us decide the matter. I occupied the chair. Dick, with his accustomed friendliness and cordiality, moved that I should not be required to shave my head and break my nose — good old Dick! The third member refused to second the motion. Perhaps what I should have done was to have given up the- chair to the third member and seconded the motion myself, but my conscience wou ' d not permit me, Thus the conference ended with no action taken, but my conscience told me what action was necessary, so I imme- diately visited a barber-shop and had my head shaved, then 1 went out, ran into a lamp post and broke my nose — the job was now done, my conscience was clear and at last Dick and I were on an equal footing with the girl. Chapter VI. Next day, with a skull-cap on my head and my nose in a sling, I went to call on the girl. To my surprise, Dick, radiant with happiness, answered my ring. I asked to see the girl. She came in, beaming with joy (no doubt, bscause of my sacrifices, thought I ) . Well, Dick, we are now exactly on a par — my wealth is gone. I am earning seven per, and am quite as homely as you are. Let ' s ask Her to give Her decision. Why, haven ' t you heard the news? We were married this morn — Married? My money, my position, my hair, my no — I gasped as I tumbled out into the street. Recovering my- self, I could only mutter Ah. but it was a great moral vic- tory, anyway. 208 • LIFE | •LIFE 221 Index to Advertisers A Athletic Goods 228 B Bakery 235-241 Banker 236 Barber 226 Beauty Parlor 240 Books 226-241 Bicycles 241-228 C Catering 235 Cog Road 232 Cleaning and Pressing 236-247-237 Clothing 222-242-226 Costumes 240 Coffees 232-246 Colorado College 224-225 Carriage Co 223 Creamery Co 226 D Dentists 239 Dairymen 240 Drugs 248-237-228-241 Dry Goods 241-233-235 E Engineer Instruments 244-248 Electric Supplies 232-234-243 Engraving 222-238 F Flowers 236 Furniture 235 G Groceries 227-234-237 Gloves 227 H Hair Dressing 240 Hay and Grain 228 Hardware 241-246-237 Hotels 233-242-246-247 I f i i Investments 23 1 - 33 Jewelers 231-226-234-245 Lumber 241 Laundry 241 M Men ' s Furnishings 222-226-242 Mineral Water 228 N Newspapers ( Daily ) 248-231 O Opticians 232-234 P Photographers _ 229-223 Printing 226-230-245 Picture Framing 234-237-241 R Real Fstate 232-233-237-240-242-245 Restaurants 223-237-241 S Shoes 222 Summer School 241 Surveying Instruments 244-248 T Tailors 226-236-245 Tent and Awning Co 242 Ten-Cent Store 240 Trunks 222-228-244 Y. M. C. A. .243 - - - LIFE Pike ' s Peak Cut and Engraving Company Designers, Illustrators and Engravers _ 127 East Kiowa Street QJ£ the Line Etch- this Publication TRUNK STORE We make our Trunks, and carry what is probably the most complete line in the West, of Traveling Bags, Suit Cases, Trunks, Fancy Leather Goods and Leather Novelties. We Make to Order anything made of Leather. Mail orders receive prompt attention The Shackleford-Henley Leather Goods Company 18 Pike ' s Peak Avenue Colorado Springs Telephone Main Number 556 WHITAKER Shoe Co., Reliable Footwear 132 N. TejonSt. Colorado Springs, Colorado HE IDEAL Clothes for Spring Wear Are Society Brand and Alfred Benjamin Co. They are not only delightfully styled, but they are tailored in a manner which insures their giving splendid service, and are authentic in style Prices range from $20 to $40 Manhattan Shirts St etson Hats What the Fraternities Spiel Continued from Page 214. away the finest fraternity house in town. We have a b won ' t he much chapter so your dues KAPPA SIGMA— Every one of our men has two suits of clothes and they all go to the dances. If you join us we will teach you how to smoke cigarets and look like the pictures of college men. PHI GAMMA DELTA— We go in strong for politics. We ' ve got a hundred year lease on the Tiger. Blackmail may take you out riding in his automobile once in awhile. Fuzzy McOuat, the handsomest man in school, is a Phi Gam. SIGMA CHI— We all play football and you can make the team if you are a Sig. The girls are strong for us. We give a tally-ho ride every spring. TT WAS before the days of Miss ■ Brown that the p ' oet said, All the World loves a lover. •LI FE 223 FroniOurneaders us. -—- El Dear Life : I am convinced that I have literary talent. Can you give me the names of a few reliable magazines that might use my material? Miss D. S. Tott. P. S. — I am enclosing a few specimens of my work. D. S. T. — We do not make a practice of supplying such information, but in this case, as it is an unusual one, we would recommend the Church News, published in Colorado Springs, as being one that would doubtless be glad to get your material. Editor Life : Allow me to express what an unutter- able joy your paper is to me. It is the one ray of sunshine in a sad and melan- choly life, the one thing that can provoke a smile on my physiognomy, the one means of arousing a laugh on my frozen features. May you continue to prosper. Morosely, Edith S. Hummers. Gentlemen : I have a profound problem to put to you, which I trust you will not answer hastily but after deep consideration, will give me your reply with your usual can- dor. I owned two cows which I al- lowed to roam in my pasture. A few nights ago, one of these cows was stolen. From my window I could see the guilty party and was shocked beyond measure to find it was a neighbor of mine. Now, should I inform the police of the robbery and cause the downfall of my neighbor, or should I bear the loss in silence? Earnestly, E. S. P. Arsons. Our answer is unhesitating. Remem- ber the saying, If a man swipes your cuff-buttons, give him your cuffs also, hence we say, give your friend the other cow. Publishers of Life : I have been a subscriber of your paper for some time, but must ask you to dis- continue sending it further. The friv- olous manner with which you treat some Continued on Page 226. BINGHAM 44 §i Collar tufcio Phone M-678 IS S. Tejon St. Colorado Springs IBtatnp Pf)OtO0— The best we know how in every one. Ask our customers We make a Specialty of Fine Auto Painting and the Building of Auto Tops TfeHEMENWAY CARRIAGE COMPANY 19 W. Huerfano St. Phone 252 COLLEGE INN Headquarters for Lunches and Short Orders 224 •LIFE FOUNDED IN COLORADO SPRINGS, COLORADO, IN 1874 OLORADO OLLEGE Ct, Colorado College offers advantages of the same grade as those in the best Eastern institutions CLFor information concerning course of study, rooms and board, etc., apply to WILLIAM F. SLOCUM or EDW. S. PARSONS President Dean College of Arts and S ciences For information concerning all courses, apply to EDWARD S. PARSONS Dean LIFE 225 Frr School of Engineering ©Tor information concerning Electrical, Mining, Civil and Irrigation Engineering, apply to FLORIAN CAJORI, Dean The School of Forestry ©General courses in the College Laboratories and field work at Manitou Park, the forest reserve of the School. For information, apply to WILLIAM C. STURGIS, Dean The School of Music ©Courses in Instrumental and Vocal Music, Com- position and Orchestration. For information apply to EDWARD D. HALE, Dean CUTLER ACADEMY ©.Cutler Academy is the ASSOCIATED PREP- ARATORY SCHOOL of Colorado College, in which students are prepared for any American College. For information address JAMES W. PARK, Trincipal 226 •LIFE From Our Readers Continued from Page 223. of the dearest and most serious aspects of life, [ can no longer tolerate. As an example of what I mean, I would cite your constantly recurring jokes about young lovers. There is nothing finer in the world ; nothing more to be revered : yet you are forever making light of thi — the sacredest thing that can come into one ' s life. Very truly, Elizabeth Bornekill. Life: I need a gymnasium for my college, can you suggest any means of getting the necessary cash with which to build such a structure? W. F. Slow-cum. W. F. S. — It is always a pleasure to help out in such a worthy cause, so we are only too glad to be of assistance. Several simple means occur to us ; for instance, an easy way would be to lie in waiting some dark night until a multi- millionaire passed your way, then gently rap him on the cranium and relieve him of a hundred thousand or so. Perhaps a more dignified way would be to exploit Campbell ' s Sanitary Shop Clean Towels, Clean Head- rests, Clean Razors and Clean Barbers 12 South Tejon Street Star Crescent Butter CLA Pure, Perfectly Pas- teurized Product Has No Equal. Insist On It 44 Nifty Suits Hats and Furnish- ings for the Up-to- Date College Man GORTON ' S When It ' s Gold or Silver JEWELRY Manufacturing, we do it in our own shop F. G. Hayner Phone 576 IVatch Inspector 24 South Tejon Street Clothes For any purpose, for any season, that fit right— -look right -wear right -are right can be had of GeoJGatterer The Tailor 216 NORTH TEJON ST. Engravers of Fine Dies and Visiting Card Plates Commenc ement Work a Specialty The Out West Printing Stationery Co. 9-11 E. Pike ' s Peak Avenue a fake gold mine. This is a very quiet and effective means of raising a little spending money. Other presidents in similar circumstances have been known to conduct lotteries and one enterprising Prexy put a new patent medicine, Le- pruna, on the market and was able not only to build a gymnasium, but to con- struct also a Y. M. C. A. building, a men ' s dormitory and an engineering building. But the most effective means of accumulating wealth in the present day is in the formation of a trust, there- fore we would advise that you manipu- late a combination of the colleges of the country, form a trust with yourself as president, call it the Standard Toil Com- pany or the National Brain Factory or some other appropriate name, and incor- porate under the laws of New Jersey. The organization is then complete and you will then have to think not of how to get money, but of how to spend it. We feel safe in recommending any one of these plans, but think the last is the most feasible. Dear Editor Life ' s : — Hon. Doc. E. C. Schneider say tobacco Continued on Page 228. LIFE 227 A Trade-Mark of Merit This trade-mark on a kid glove signifies the ultimate in glove achievement. It expresses the extreme accomplishment in glove pro- duction PERRIN The popular glove of France, England and America, the glove preferred by fashionables because it belongs to the elite by right of demonstrated merit. Perfection in quality of leather, fit and finish The Perrin has been a good glove for 50 years, and on account of its de- pendable excellence, has won its way to the hearts and hands of discriminating women of fashion everywhere PERRIN PERRINS KID GLOVES for WOMEN are sold in Denver exclusively by the DENVER DRY GOODS COMPANY V. P E R R I N ET C I E Grenoble Paris London New York College Recipes T)LUFF SALAD — Mix two parts glittering generalities ■ - and one part airy abstractions. Serve with a look of ' intelligence seasoned with a bold front. A witticism or a diverting question often gives the salad a better grade. Ethical Hash — To three parts higher-plane add slowly (stirring meanwhile) two parts stand-on-your-feet. Season with a dash of noble-living. Serve piping hot. A great appetizer. Lemon-Aid — When the lemon calls, feed him fudge for the first half hour, sing him songs the second half hour ; tell him funny stories for the remaining hour. This is a great lemon aid for if too talkative it keeps him from mak- ing an ass of himself, and if he finds conversation difficult, this relieves him of the necessity of talking. Getting Experience Fl ER the first week of rehearsals of the Junior op- ■ eretta the prima donna was heard to remark one night, Oh, dear, I don ' t know what I shall do when it comes to the love scenes — I ' m practicing on father now. ' ' TT OW times have changed. When I was a Freshie - - - 1 my colleagues all sought me. Now that I am an . applicant for the sheepskin, only my tailors remember my address. Ah, muh. — Excerpt from Memoirs of Carl Blackman. Eliminate the Fussing —that is, the bother and per- plexity of planning a picnic lunch. We ' re official pic- nic providers, and we don ' t require a moment ' s notice to fix you up the most compact, appetizing and nourishing lunch you could wish for. Our deli- catessen department has it all —canned goodsand vegetables, fruit and preserves, pickles, cheese, biscuits, fancy cakes. BurgessQuality all through. For a grub-stake to a good time —just stop in here Burgess ' 112-114 N. Tejon Good Eating 228 •LIFE From Our Readers Continued from Page 226. no good to him smell. Tobacco being extensive to noses of student females and Hon. Doc. E. C. Schneider, not it permitted in room No. 38 should be, say Jap. boy. But say Jap. boy, student fe- males have water insinuating smell of violets, roses, onions and vegetable of other catagory, same being extensive to he-male student, not in room No. 38 be permitted should. Please interrogate me why not so. Love of me with. Hato Doit. A Heated Discussion r TT A HE gentleman from Oklahoma be- - - comes quite heated in debate, some- times so much so that his thoughts out- run his powers of expression. This was the case during a discussion at the Apol- lonian club last winter. The affirmative had finished. Hunt arose for rebuttal. That his ire was up was evident. Gen- tlemen, he exploded, gentlemen, such a condition of affairs makes my boil bleed — er — ah — my bleed boil — I mean my blood boil. The remainder of his re- buttal was not very telling, the Club was too much convulsed. Repairing a Specialty W. I. Lucas Bicycles, Motorcycles 5§f Sporting Goods Phone Main 900 119 N. Tejon Call at Bissel ' s Pharmacy for Soda Water, Cigars and Stationery Cor. Dale and Weber Phone 980 Insist On Getting THE ORIGINAL r it Wlaniteu Table Water (linger Champagne Absolutely Pure and Natural Bottled recharged with none but its own natural Carbonic Gas Beware of substitutes or imitations Sold in bottles only, never in bulk, nor from the fountain :: :: :: MjfoufaMimrf Mamtou, Colo. The Seldomridge Grain Co. Wholesale and Retail Dealers in Flour, Feed, Grain, Hay and Seeds 108 South Tejon Street Colorado Springs A Shocking Story np HE Tennyson class were admiring the grace and beauty of one of Ten- nyson ' s works. A particular passage ap- pealed to the professor. Now here ' s a delightful bit — ' ' They shocked the corn by moon- light. ' By the way, Seldomridge, have you ever indulged in that rare pleasure? No, I can ' t say that I have, but — I ' ve shocked Miss Brown. Hot Air t • I VE the imperative of haber. - Habe ich, hast du, hat er — That ' s it, that ' s it — hot air is right. That will do. Students, Take Notice G,We solicit your patronage, and guarantee you satisfaction ©.If you don ' t patronize us we ' re $7.00 out Deichmann Douglas Phone Main 1592 111 N. Tejon LIFE 229 Smoke Dreams A JUNIOR dreamed a dream, and in ■ this dream he saw a college, and as the students and faculty moved about the campus, he observed that the pro- fessors took off their hats to the students. He noticed the schedule of studies ; there was no Math, given, likewise no psychol- ogy. Behold also, there were no 8:15 classes. Further in his dream, he saw the recitation rooms, and lo, they were fitted out with Morris chairs and capti- vating co-eds flitted about serving iced- tea and cookies every half-hour. Fur- thermore, he observed that the profs did not ask bothersome questions, but in- stead, they told of interesting experi- ences abroad. His attention now turned to the treasurer ' s office and the sight caused him much pleasure, for here he saw the treasurer and three assistants dealing out golden shekels in as large quantities as the students desired. On the walls of the office were large pla- cards which read : Tuition Free ; No Laboratory Fees. In his dream, he saw the students at study, truly it was a pleasing sight ! They sat about in large rooms, eating fudge and other delicacies, while in larger rooms into which the in- dividual rooms opened, there was a great room wherein were given comic operas and vaudeville shows by great artists. Further in his dream, he saw a — Professor, wearing glasses, his mouth screwed into a most bewitching position and he heard him say, Mr. , please discuss Prof. James ' chapter on Habit. Then he realized that all this bad not been a dream. Matchless Verse (Apologies to D. Stott.) THE voice of Jim c alled to the voice of Mike :— , Gimee a match, old scout! The voice of Jim called to the voice of Mike :— My pipe has clean gone out. The voice of Mike called to the voice of Jim: — A match I have but one! The voice of Jim called to the voice of Mike :— You ' re a stingy son of a gun! Thirst for Knowledge XI HY it is a man is most sought When he ' s just broken off with bis steady? Why is it that Pearsons ' just fine When Pearsons ' banquet ' s ' most ready? I wonder why. Why is it a man is most friendly When it ' s nearly time for election? This question has bothered me much — Do you think there is chance for de- tection ? I wonder. Why do the girls smile at the profs, When they start to correct their exams ? Is it that they think they can work them ? — I really don ' t mean to give slams ; I just wonder. There are many things here that perplex I wonder if you can help out. I don ' t want to think folks can schemers be- Yet how can I help but doubt. I wonder. The STUDENTS ' CLHigh Grade Photographic Productions at Moderate Cost. ©.Discount to Students 5  The Emery Studio Phone Main 679 Cascade and Kiowa 230 •LIFE Opinions of the Leading Magazines Devoted to Typography d, From the Waterman Press, Colorado Springs, we received a package of unusually interesting specimens. The Glee Club program is a pleasing bit of work, as is also that of the Apollonian Society, both of which we have had reproduced. ' — The Inland Printer Our Watchdog Quality Printing QQBQQBE1QQ0 S Which we always insist upon hav ing our workmen produce, is fast growing in demand, which is evi denced by the fact that the demand for €lualttp printing from out-of- town parties shows a great increase H0HEEEHEE0 The Waterman Press 1 1 2 E. Cucharras, Colorado Springs ©ualttjp d ' Your specimens are most worthy of praise. Your style is unusual, and your color schemes pleasingly harmonious. 1 -The American ' Printer Ct ' I can only say nice things about your work. Your last assortment of specimens are the best yet. ' 1 — Edmund Gress, Critic, in The American Printer The Best Possible Proof That We Are Masters of Our Calling LIFE 231 COLORADO SPRINGS GAZETTE ' wmi n ss i l m WffllS I PUBLIC SEfflEtjf :; Tib h ?fj WiTHTHEPROGRESSIVE . II.. IVvdvM M fWJ ;, WMtrM, I 1 1 ,i ii ,«3iIWiH EVERY MORNING in the YEAR Mi trail if n shots EVERY EVENING Except Sunday Si She Sfoleninjj fbratfl :i-;Z PANIC STRICKEN Contest Certain Over Er.late SPKS MAf le fc;--. «t - .$ %, i eUftRD WATEfi ' T.7. cnr 10 use CASE IK MJYW6 , ITS SUPPLIES 1 WAR IS FEAREO An Indian Story for the Little Ones r) IG Chief Dean arose from the council meeting and - went to the camp of the white man. The door of the log cabin was slowly and carefully opened. Peace ! I would talk peace with the white man, said the Big Chief. The chief was allowed to enter. Bighaha Shaw welcomed him. We would make peace with the white man. We have quarreled enough. We would bury the hatchet and smoke the pipe of peace with Bighaha and his followers. But the white man wanted to be the whole show and said to himself, This would be a poor stunt ; redmen can- not think of anything original — it takes Bighaha and his followers for that. ' ' Accordingly, he refused to bury the hatchet and smoke the pipe of peace and said to Big Chief Dean, This would never do ; your stunt has absolutely no meaning. The Big Chief returned to his tribe and when he told of the actions of Bighaha, there were murmurings and threats. Tomorrow they shall see, said Big Chief, and the red- skins departed sullenly and with anger in their hearts. The next day Bighaha and his followers were on dress parade. Suddenly, from every charter, came the red- skins. The pale-faces became terrified, they were not ex- pecting such an attack. Above the shrieks of the pale-faces and the war-cries of the redskins, sounded the triumphant cries of two braves, who came among the Indians bearing a pale-face dressed for the parade. They burned him at the stake. Ah ! it was heart-rending. S3 The JOHNSON JEWELRY COMPANY ISHES TO THANK YOU for the patronage it has enjoyed from Colorado College. ©.In College, Class and Fraternity Jewelry, in submitting special designs, as in our regular lines of Jewelry, Watches, Cut Glass and Diamonds, Souvenir Spoons and Silver Novelties, we will en- deavor to give you just what you want at just the price you wish to pay, backed by the 3fo|)n0on Ctualttp and the Jfobnson Guarantee, and to merit fully our title of ♦ I I I I ! ! ! I 8 l l l I X I 4 t iM ' l I i I a I I  I   I « X «  X «  I  I  I  I «  $3 c$ $• ?• o? •?« «% •?• a ofo COLORADO SPRINGS ' METROPOLITAN JEWELRY STORE 232 • LIFE 24 Broad Street New York 16 George Street, Mansion House London, E. C. W. P. Bonbright Co. Int)C0tmmts 125 E. Pike ' s Peak Ave. Colorado Springs Telephones Main 812-830 The Central Electric Co, Engineering, Supplies Fixtures 208 North Tejon Street Colorado Springs Not satisfied with this, the red-skins began looking for new victims. Sudden- ly, they discovered a papoose in the arms of a pale-face. With wild whoops, they bore down on the victim, and in fiendish glee ,they burned the innocent one. Such, dear children, is the story of the Massacre of Insignia Day and the moral we must draw is that it is well, at times, not to try to be the whole show, but to remember that even red-men will not stand for everything; in short, that it is better to make peace and be one ring in a two-ringed circus, than to continue hos- tilities and be only a small side-show some distance from the main-tent. Toast To 1911 T7 OR we ' ve fought your fights together A And to you, we ' ve all been true And dear to us, you ' ll be forever. To our class — We drink to you. Distinction Without a Difference Q O HE ' S going to be an osteopath? I thought he was going to be a law- yer. Well, there ' s really not much differ- ence — he ' ll pull his customer ' s leg either way. A It ANY a college man or college wo- X ■ man has trained for distance run- ning by trying to catch the 9:30 car home from Bruin Inn. Sparks From Old Anvils Quite a Difference WING to uncertainty as to Profes- - sor Parsons ' writing, the Sophs were in doubt as to whether they were to write a theme on the American Bal- Tea and Coffee drinkers who are yet unacquainted with us, will find it to their interest to do so The Brink Coffee Company Coffee Roasters, 125 North Tejon Street Phone 779 A Wonderful Trip Over the Cog Road to Pike ' s Peak It should be made by everyone visit- ing Colorado. Sixty thousand square miles of the Grandest Scenery on the globe visible to the naked eye from summit of this historical mountain. For information inquire at principal ticket offices or the manager C. W. SELLS, Manager Manitou, Colorado The Yates McClain Realty Company Wholesale Land Dealers 15, 16, 17, 18, 18 1 2 El Paso Building Colorado Springs Eyes Tested Phone 917 Geo. R. Bergen (O.D.) Manufacturing Optician 612 Exchange National Bank Building Colorado Springs LIFE 233 lot or the American Ballet. — Tiger, Nov. 2, 1899. A Cool Reception HP HE Soph class was entertained Sat- urday evening at the home of Chilly Frost.— Tiger, Dec. 13, 1899. From a Professor, Too! DROF. RUGER, in Psych, (counting- class alphabetically) — Will all the gentlemen in L please raise their hands? All the men in the class responded. — Tiger, Oct. 2, 1908. An Old Story ' I HERE have been some unavoidable A delays in printing the Annual, so it will probably not make its appearance until the middle of May. — Tiger, Apr. 25, 1900. Surprising News PRESIDENT Slocum startled the Philosophy class the other day by saying: I have spent a good deal of time in the penitentiary myself. — Tiger, Oct. 24, 1900. Not Built That Way, Now A MOONLIGHT bicycle ride was one ■ - ■ of the features of vacation enjoy- ment. A small party chaperoned by President Slocum, rode to Fountain in the afternoon, returning after supper by moonlight. — Colorado Collegian, April 20, 1897. And He Hasn ' t Arrived Yet JUST as this copy goes to press, Presi- dent Slocum receives a telegram from the East informing him of a promising candidate for gymnasium instructor. — Colorado Collegian, Nov., 1892. Oh Cookies! v WING to a request made by a num- - ber of the college girls, a cooking class is to be started immediately after the holidays. It has long been felt that the college girls are so busy getting a degree that they neglect to learn the duties of a housekeeper until it is too late. — Tiger, Dec. 19, 1900. Eaten by the Cub? O ATURDAY, a crowd of girls took a tramp through Queen ' s Canon. Mr. Lyons chaperoned and all reported a very delightful trip. (What became of the tramp?) — Tiger, Jan. 26, 1905. c K ' COLLfcGfe f XVOB|lE Enlarged and Remodeled for the Season of 1910 at a Cost of |35,000.00 The Only Mineral Springs of the Entire Pike ' s Peak Region are Located in Manitou The New Cliff House Manitou, Colorado Opened March 15th 265 Rooms 100 Ensuite, with Private Bath The E. E. Nichols Hotel Company, Proprietors Verner Z. Reed, President O. H. Shoup, Sec ' y and Treasurer The Reed Investment Co. (Incorporated) Western Securities, Irrigation Bonds, Farm Loans, Orchard Tracts Irrigated Lands Offices, Reed Building Colorado Springs 234 LIFE A Confidential Tip When you want Good Things to Eat, Trade with The Hemenway Grocery Co. Places: 1 15 S. Tejon 1201 N. Weber Times Not What They Used To Was TT AGERMAN and Montgomery Halls joined forces - - - ■ Sunday evening, as they have done occasionally be- fore, and the inmates enjoyed a musical hour together. — Colorado Collegian, Oct, 1892. History Repeats Itself ' Tp HE Junior class is agitating a Junior Prom. Many ■ - of the students and friends of the College feel that such an event would be a great advance in the social life of the institution. — Tiger, Jan. 9, 1901. The Junior Prom has been given up for this year. — Tiger, Jan. 23, 1901. Still At It RESIDENT Slocum began his new series of ethical ■ talks on Tuesday, the 10th, the subject being Truth- fulness. — Colorado Collegian, Jan. 1, 1893. Very Disrespectful f N SATURDAY, the Freshman class spent the day picnicking in Cheyenne Canon. Professor Parsons chaperoned the party and was as giddy as usual. — Tiger, May 20, 1897. Happens Occasionally Yet HE stars of the Trig, class are at present undergoing an eclipse.— Tiger, May 20, 1897. Continued on Page 242. T H E. E. Snvder G. G. Macy The Standard Electric Company We Repair Motors, Lights, Telephones Bells and Anything Electrical or Mechanical 5L£ 5 E. Bijou Street Phone 1360 Colorado Springs Picture Framing Special Attention to College Groups Phone Connection Main 1185 W. A. Dierolf Interior Decorator 326 1 j N. Tejon Street Colorado Springs A Word to Students d,Our ' s is just the kind of a Jewelry Store that you will like to trade with First-class goods always, and always fairly priced WATCHES DIAMONDS SILVERWARE REPAIRING Warren Jewelry Optical Co. 116 1 ' 7 E. Pike ' s Peak Ave. Phone M-1944 •LIFE 235 Good Furnishings Are a great comfort to everyone, and can be secured at a comparatively small outlay, if good judgment is displayed in the selections. We make it our business to supply the light things at the right prices, and are always pleased to have prospective buyers inspect our large stock. For College use we prepare particular lines of Bookcases, Desks, Screens, Couch Covers, etc., to offer practical good things at low prices THE FRED S. TUCKER FUR- NITURE CO., 106-8 N. Tejon St. iM ar d M f munm — 1 1 1 1 1 We Are Prepared With a Splendid Selection of Gifts and Garments for the Graduates EVERY NEED AND WHIM expressed by the graduate will find satis- factory response here. ©.Full line of Tailor-Made Garments in many styles and attractive colorings ©.Dainty Wash Suits, Practical and New Styled Undergarments — made for comfort ©.Attractive Hosiery in myriads of colors and shades ©.A beautiful line of Pretty Gloves, and endless line of Jewels, Fans, Hand-Made Ribbon Novelties and Art Embroideries that only a girl graduate can love and appreciate iL,tVe extend you an invitation to see all HIBBARD COMPANY E The name is a synonym for high-class quality The highest praise claimed for com- petitors is that their goods are as good as Mueth ' s Get fig-tires for serving functions and receptions MUETH ' S Answers Received in Our Literary Contest Continued from Page 216 with the Junior Class in regard to the Junior Prom. Give Call on any of the Faculty for suggestions, ir, by all means or pecuniary aid if needed W. F. Slocum. Editor igu Nugget. Just received your book — it ' s the worst yet. Only good thing about it was the corduroy cover — I used this to patch my trousers. Balance of the book made excellent material for the kitchen lire. Sam S helton. His Opinion ii J HAT did you think of the Junior operetta? V  Why, I should say it was a ' howling success. ' An Adventure in the Library Silence must be observed in this Building. I viewed the sign with an inward sigh of relief, tilted my chair back in the alcove and prepared for two hours of hard work. The cortex seems alway to act — Boom ! Boom ! — the place re-echoed with thunderous noise — had the building col- lapsed? Was tbe rooting club practicing in the next al- cove? Were we besieged by a foreign foe? In terror, I dropped my book and ran to the girl at the desk. To my surprise, she seemed very calm — brave girl, this, thought I. 236 •LIFE What is it, — is there any danger? Perhaps I did appear frightened. She looked at me in amazement. What ' s what and what are you talking about? Is it possible you did not hear the cannonade, the earth- quake, or perhaps it was only a terrible thunderd shower? Listen — Boom! Boom! Bang! — there, that ' s it. A look of intelligence spread over her features. Why, that ' s a student in the music school practicing on the pipe organ. Oh-h, I gasped, glanced at the sign and resumed my seat. I calmed my unsteady nerves and continued in spite of the din outside. Finally it subsided. Now, now for work, I said, with a contented smile, consciousness is the counterpart ' ' — a terrible screech caused me to jump up from my seat — another, and yet another. Surely it must be a woman in distress. Could it be a case of kidnapping, possibly of murder? I must to the rescue In thirteen Continued on Page 246 The ASSURANCE Savings and Loan Association 4% INTEREST PAID ON DEPOSITS MONEY LOANED on REAL ESTATE Officers and Directors Edgar T. Ensign . . . President Ira Harris .... Vice-President Willis R. Armstiong . . Treasurer Donald D. Wilfley . . . Secretary M. C. Gile Wm. F. Richards Special Attention Given to Accounts of College Students The Colorado Springs A Floral Company CUT FLOWERS and DECORATIONS CLWe Solicit Your Patronage and Supply the Best Phone Main 599 104 N. Tejon Street Telephone Black 31 HAUGEN Catlor 228 North Tejon Street WE DELIVER THE GOODS | ' T is one thing to claim to be able to do a thing; it is another to deliver the goods. We do both. What is more, we call for the goods in the first instance, and thus save you all trouble. We will clean and press Gentlemen ' s Suits and Overcoats, and do the work pro ier- ly and qu ' ckly, delivering them at your home when prom- ised, and surprising you with the excellence and thorough- ness of the work in such a short time at such a short cost. THE PANTATORIUM 17 East Bijou Street [ 0p £ h Office laza Hotel Phone Main 523 •LIFE !37 Buy Your GROCERIES MEATS from J. H. BRIDGER And Save Money 24 N. Tejon Street Loans Insurance Chas. P. Bennett Real Estate 5 Pike ' s Peak Ave. Colorado Springs Pressing Cleaning Repairing Also Ladies ' Walking Skirts and Jackets Cleaned, Pressed and Sponged John Moffett e ercfmm Cailor 16 S. Tejon St. (upstairs) Colorado Springs Tinware Motorcycles A. S. BLAKE Hardware Tools Phone 465 107 N. Tejon St. The Alamo Pharmacy DRUGS, JEWELRY, CURIOS. E Special ' Discount to C. C. Students Reflections of the Ghost of Heraclitus on the Eternal Flux of the Sen or Mind T vTD I hear in bygone ages of the small-talk of the Dais, - How uplifting and intelligent it was? Dante, Burne-.Tones and Rossetti, Henry James, primeval chaos — Did they prattle once about the first great cause? What has happened to King Valley, Ancient Rome and dear old Paris? Where has gone old Plato ' s concept of ideas? Now we hear of Queeners ' Mountains, modern Home, and Tom-Dick-Harris, While the Senior table echoes with My dears. No discussion could be grander than Leander ' s oleander, Where the slander does meander, I ' ll admit ; But so openly to pander to such taste, I say with candor, In a former class would not have made a hit. True, we rise -to heights of rapture when we speak of dear old Bruin, And the moonlight streaming on the dusky pines. But our soaring ends in wishes for the play-committee ' s ruin, And a tirade on the new athletic fines. This astounding change of fashion in the Senior conver- sation Makes me wonder if it will repeat itself. Will Rossetti drive spaghetti from the small-talk of the nation — Burne-Jones supplant burnt orange when the kids are on the shelf? ti jRMA J ' IRUMQUE CANO quoted the dee-lighted SI co-ed as she started in the first whirl of the dizzy waltz. c ae : Restaurant OPEN DAY AND NIGHT 105 E. Pike ' s Peak Ave., Colo. Springs Picture Framing Paper Hanging Wall Tinting, Glazing, Etc. A. C. Harwood General House Painting Foreign and Domestic Wall Paper Paints, Oils, Glass, Var- nishes Brushes Phone 717 215 ] 2 N. Tejon Street 238 •LIFE LET US CARRY THE WHOLE LOAD ehe WilIiam5on-Haffher Enqravinq Gb. U.S.COLORTYPE PRESS ' DENVER COLO. WE MAKE A SPECIALTY OF COLLEGE SCHOOL WORK •LIFE 239 ffiL These Professional Men Have Contributed to g the Financial Support of This Year ' s Annual gf ■Br. -Iffi- fv. Sinton -Br. -P. Jffl. Jflora Plioitc .iRain 713 Jrs. j§ mtmt lora Fr Jr. 01. JV. Jemtts Bntttst Hoont 700, izxcljange National Hank HUrilbina, (Eetcpljone 761 ©ucr bobbins ' (illotbhuj Store tEcjmi anil tfcjuerfami Streets pijotte 792 Jr. H. Ifofojer ;B enlist Jrs. jlf. OL txrta J.Olljamberlam entisis .18 mrttj (Ecjon Street mte 12, IBank Hlock |Hpme JHain 8D3 Jr. p. JC artlctt $3 enlist Jr. 31. Jt Pfemt Jentist ,3[irst National IBank ISuilbino, Suite 602-6D4 Xxcl]angE National IBank iBnilbing (Office mtrs: 9 in 12 a. m. |Jljo tc jUain 4 71 1 to 4 p. m. ! . Jr. JL Nelson Bmttst Jrs. Pells 8c profrm Jentists 204-206 OJoIorabo Huilbing 3Room 607 Excljange National IBank IBnilbinu, :4o •LIFE Ain ' t It Awful ! TI7HEN, just after you have sworn off smoking, some- one offers you a twenty-five cent cigar? When the prof calls on you to translate the only para- graph in the assignment that you did not prepare? When you have fussed a friend a solid year and some other fellow gets the bid ? When you have an engagement to go to the vaud and a liberal friend calls you up and asks you to go to an opera? When you are in the library, really trying to study, and some enthusiastic friend persists in showing you all the stale jokes that appeal to him? When you go calling at Bemis, expecting to have a pleasant evening for just the two of you and find yourselves herded into the Common Room, where there are umpty- steen others there with the same intent? When you know that you ought to be studying, but have to write such rubbish as this instead? Honest now, ain ' t it awful ? T O, Little Eva, you should not allow Percy to give you a diamond ring after calling on you but twice. Lydia Pinkham and Dorothy Dix both say that Percy should first be able to pay for the glitterer. Phone 687 Manicuring for Gentlemen Facial and Scalp Treatment With VIBRATOR a Specialty Miss N. E. Johnson Toilet Parlors 324 N. Tejon St Colorado Springs la The EMPORIUM A GROWING DEPART- MENT STORE The EMPORIUM MODEL 10c STORE, and MORE A, B. WILLIAM! J. H. WILSON A. B. WILLIAMS. CO. REAL ESTATE, LOANS AND INSURANCE phone main 126O COLORADO SPRINGS 1 1 3 ' j n. tejon street COLO. LIFE 241 We carry the most Complete Stock of Kodaks and Films— also do Developing and Print- ing with the greatest care The D. Y. Butcher D i Corner opp. P. O. rUg V iO. Phones 90 and 750 First-CIass Repairing Neatly and Cheaply Done C C. Boys ' Work a Specialty S. W. Reade Vhe Bicycle Shop 109 East Cache La Poudre Street IF WE TAGGED OURSELVES ON FUNCTION NIGHT. For the Best Laundry Work Phone 342 Laundry E. P. N.C.Crowley Proprietors 115 N. Tejon Street H|and Ironing Unsurpassed Under-Buyers, Under-Sellers lfteltablefl@ercl)ant)t£e Courteous Treatment Low Prices We are called the College Book STORE. €ff Head- quarters for Books, Stationery, Picture Framing, Art Goods and Engraving (s 5== j g s) (Klfjltnep Opera House (SrimtoooD Bock Building Paper and Plastering Hair Phone 101 The Crissey Fowler Lumber Co. Wholesale and Retail Dealers in Lumber, Sash, Doors, Lime and Cement 117-123 West Vermijo Street Rudolph Heyse Hardware, Cutlery, Tools Cooking Utensils Nickeledware 208 N. Tejon St. Phone 552 Fussing TRUSSING is a noble game — if you en- ■ joy it. There is something irresist- ibly attractive in trying to make a girl say what she does not mean. It is some- thing in the nature of a gamble. You play ice creams and theater tickets for a chance to draw her bid to a society func- tion. If she happens to like you when the time comes for her to send the bid, you win. If you ' ve had a little scrap the night before, she sends the bid to some one else. Then you put your father ' s money into another girl. At the Minerva Function T T WAS bis first function. As his gaze wandered around the room, his eye alighted on the myriads of paper butterflies hanging from the ceiling. Turning to his lady friend, he inno- cently inquired, Is the butterfly the em- blem of Minerva? Tucker ' s Restaurant 110 E. Fike ' s Peak Ave., Colorado Springs 1640-42-44 Champa Street - Denver We treat you right. Booths for Pri- vate Parties. dPSpecial Attention Given to Banquets Summer School The SEVENTEENTH SUMMER TERM OPENS JUNE 20th, 1910 Special Six Weeks Preparation for Teaching Denver Normal and Prep- aratoy School 1545 Glenarm Place Den ver, Col . Park Bakery and Lunch Room 214 N. Tejon St. Best Coffee in the City J. Schaefer, Prop. 242 •LIFE ( TThc Cnllcqe 3mt of (Cnln- VU ' rabn is trie :§ adou Hotel, IBcnbtr ' s itrtucst m h finest hnstlcry. Hraoquartcrs fm all tl|c Colleqes ana fraternities of tlje . tatc. J caratal inuitatum is cxtmara. by the numaqmumt of the Salmu to make it uonr home tul]ile tit Henoer jjgx, Special attention qtbm to l tnqnets, (Collcqc iHinners atto i npprrs. : (Telepl]one in yonr oroers to JHmn 4981 8 orth tTcjoxt Street 28 i:ast pike ' s Jeak JVhenne -(El|c llomtg Jttett ' 5 ton or Olorrect Clothing, nrntsljutgs ats ana ;§ Ijncs T|on altoays ftna onr sl]otnino, of tl|e netuest ana most exelnsihe styles at reasonable prices Sparks From Old Anvils Continued from Page 234. It ' s Repaired Now T THE opening Reception) — New - - Student — Excuse me, can you tell me how the head of that statue was broken off? — Tiger, Sept. 21, 1899. Dancing On a Higher Pla n e pEOPLE who do not belong to the Astronomy class miss lots of fun. A Virginia reel was danced on the roof of the Observatory Friday night. — Colo- rado Collegian, Nov. 5, 1896. Bum Joke pROF. Parsons surprised his Thursday - division of Extempore Speaking by the announcement of a dinner to be given at the next recitation. It is to be a din- ner consisting entirely of toasts, how- ever.— Tiger, May 23, 1900. Not So Bad PRENY (After Boulder game)— Last year Boulder thought that that we beat them by accident — I guess it is about time they were taking out an accident policy up there. — Tiger, May 21, 1900. U URFEW shall not ri — ' said a college hero as he pinched the 10 -o ' clock bel Hall. ring tonight, as he pinched from Montgomery Tents and Camp Outfits Rented. Every- thing in the Canvas Line The Out West Tent and Awvrvr- Pn 113H N. TEJON STREET rvwiWNU y o. phone 1261 Residence Phone 1640 Business Phone 485 C. E. Tyler Co. Real Estate, Loans and Fire Insurance 17 N. Tejon St. Colorado Springs LIFE 243 Ele£hic Railway, Lighting and Mining Apparatus and Supplies ' Electric Driven : Mine Hoist Steam Turbines The General Ele ric Go. ' lt! 1 ?A m T At Chapel HE Beaming Individual approached Pleasant day — by way of beginning. Very — by way of reply. By the way, I ' ve got a small bill against you for your Y. M. C. A. mem- bership (Still beaming). I paid him. Another smiling countenance hove in sight. Splendid weather — as an opening gun. Very — as a rejoinder. That reminds me. I ' ve got a small laundry bill against you. I paid him; he departed in great joy. A radiant person with a book in his hand spotted me. Ha, how ' s the boy today? — opening hostilities. Very well — continuing same. I say, wouldn ' t you like to pay your Tiger subscription? I observed that it was the heighth of my ambitions. He departed for other fields in much glee. My supply of the filthy was rapidly becoming exhausted, likewise my pa- tience and supply of pleasantries. Another friendly phiz was rapidly bearing me down. Hullo, old scout, how ' s your pulse? — as a loosener-up. Denver, Colorado Normal — Good, and, by the waj ' , I believe you haven ' t paid your class dues yet — It was only a quarter, so I paid him. This time two of ' em approached at once. How-de-dd in unison. So-so — chorus. Thought I ' d give you a chance to pay your — I gave them my purse and told them to divide the contents and if any re- mained give the. rest to the gymnasium fund, then made a bee-line into chapel, just in time to escape three more. The Best is None too Good for You Colorado Springs offers to the student body the best Christian Club in the west Every privilege is at your dis- posal for social, physical, men- tal and religious training The City Young Men ' s Christian Association Building Corner Bijou Street and Nevada Avenue A Call Will Convince You 244 •LIFE JfeLALLIE SURVEYING INSTRUMENT and SUPPLY COMPANY M a n u f a c t u r e rs and Dealers ESTABLISHED 1888 Beraer Sons, Butt ' Buff W. L. E. Gurley Instruments 1622 ARAPAHOE ST. P. O. Box 288 DENVER, COLORADO Lallie ' s New Clipper Reel and Long Tape Lallie ' s Solar Ephemeris Sent Free Upon Request r College Students Must r A KP T 1 OS anc w i tn them they must take Traveling Bags, Suit Cases and Trunks. Representative college men and women take the best — and the best can be secured from A. E. MEEK TRUNK BAG CO. 1257 SIXTEENTH ST. --Corner 16th Lawrence - 1605 LAWRENCE ST. DENVER, COLORADO We ' ve Been in the Same Locations for 30 Years •LIFE 245 Heard In Psychology pRQF. RUGER — Men have larger A brains than women — The men of the class appeared very pleased at the assertion — their chests ex- panded slightly, and they cast superior and condescending glances at the women of the class. But, continued the professor, sea- cows have larger brains than men. Hear Ye TT VER notice some of the answers to — roll call ? They go something like this: Here! (Business). Heah (New England). HERE!! (Bombast). Present (Purist). Here (Timidity). Hyeah (Down South). H-e-r-e (Deliberateness). Eh-sir? — oh — present (Caught talking to her neighbor). Broken Lenses Duplicated C. B. LAUTERMAN Jeweler and Manufac- turing Optician 121 N. Tejon Phone Black 233 Ci)e $agttng£ llen iRealtp anD IBtriltitng Company HON. Tejon Street Colorado Springs lEitcrrafreu (Earus Jftvte Siattmtern Crests, rals (JHmtuqrams, Ittr. Phone Black 232 % %. Cortin £@ercl;ant Catlor 107 East Bijou Street Colorado Sprin gs ®l|c (SoCmjy- Summons |Jrmimg (Emnpmty, printers pjrme S7 21 INT. ©ejmt Street Phone Main 476 Residence Main 608 Rentals and Care of Property WW Williamson Real Estate Insurance, Loans Conveyancing 40-41 First Nat ' l Bank Bklg The following firms have kindly con- tributed to this Annual: Ira J. Morse Smith Packing Co. A. E. Aitken A. J. Lawton J F Wright Ex p ,essman J . ± . IMlgUl Gutman ' s Drug Store Perkins, Crockery W. H. Grimes, Denver Majestic Theatre N. W. Haas Strang, Automobiles McCracken Hubbard State Realty Co. G Poor Richard ' 1 1 Says OD flunks them that flunk them- selves. Late to bed and earl} ' to rise Makes Phi Beta Kappas and wins Per- kins prize. Cram deep while sluggards sleep. Needles and pins, needles and pins When a man fusses, his studies begin — to be neglected. Be sure you ' re right, then ask the Dean of Women. Of all sad words of tongue or pen The saddest are Take Math again. .Better to have bluffed and flunked than never to have tried at all. All the profs flunk a Hunker. Vf VER hear a newly arived Freshman — ask the conductor to let him off at Tea-john and Catch-the-poodle streets? ' Tis of such material that Seniors are finally produced. , 246 •LI F E An Adventure in the Library Continued from Page 236 steps I made the door, but I hit the wrong one — a broken nose but never mind, she must be saved. Funny the rest of them don ' t seem to notice, but then they are probably scared stiff. No one in sight. Ah, it comes from the building to the east ; yes, from the middle window upstairs. She must be saved ; probably he ' s strangling her, but wait, wait, suc- cor is coming. The cries became more terrifying as I ap- porached nearer. Yes, it ' s murder, nothing else. The door is locked, it must be forced. A crash — I sprawled into the room, ready to grasp the villain by the throat, but — What ' s the meaning of this performance, said a small, frail look- ing lady with a large roll of music in her hand. Why, I heard a shriek, a woman in distress, — surely at least a murder. I seem to have gotten the wrong room. Sir-r, you insult me. T have been going through my morning vocal lessons. ' ' I returned to my alcove, Carnegie metals and newspaper write-ups fading away in the background. I resumed my study, but my eyes involuntarily tnrred toward the sign, Silnce must be observed in this buildmg. But, thought I, that says nothng abou what may happen just outside. I re- sumed my study. When the tension is greatest in the oc- cipital — the sound of ten pianos, all in different keys and going at different rates, caused me to discontinue my at- tempts to study. I then concluded to go down to the foot- ball field where five hundred enthusiasts were shouting their lungs loose, that I might enjoy the peace of comparative quietude and soothe my ruffled nerves. G. S. Barnes Sellers of - - Son (Eualttp art)toare and !|ouse JFurmsJnngs Pocket Knives, Scissors and Shears Razors and Strops, Safety Razors Shaving Brushes, Manicure Instru- ments, Manicure Sets, Chafing Dishes, Five O ' clock Kettles Quality First Prices Right for QUALITY Goods Phone Main 60 111 E. Pike ' s Peak Avenue ti em ' s Coffee IS A COLORADO SPRINGS PRODUCT It is cured in Colorado Springs, roasted in Colorado Springs, and blended in Colorado Springs. The use of DERN ' S COFFEE, there- fore, means a continuous boost for Colorado Springs. In return for such continuous boosting the boos- ter gets coffee-goodness and coffee- freshness such as cannot be expect- ed of shipped-in coffee The DERN TEA and COFFEE CO. 29 S. TEJON ST. Phone Main 575 DO YOU KNOW WHY tantitsl) is the most popular Hotel in Denver with Fraternity and State people ? jfteto, Clean, (LJp=to Date, prices Reasonable « Cafe ClnenelleD Located in the center of the busi- ness and shopping district, on Cali- fornia street, between 15th and 16th, opposite the Denver Dry Goods Company ' s Big Store FRANK R. DUTTON, Managing Prop. •LIFE 247 In the Heart of the City, Facing Beau- tiful Acacia Park The Acacia Colorado Springs ' New Hotel European and American Plans W. O. BRINKER Manager Every Modern Con- venience. Specially Equipped for College Functions Horrible Threat T T WAS the clay before student-body A eleetion. Excitement was pretty high pitched, and electioneering was rampant. A determined looking Senior walked in- to a room where several underclass girls were discussing affairs. You vote the way I say — all of you — or — I ' ll burn all my old themes ! Horrors! and our next English U thesis must be in on Monday. It ' s easy enough to be pleasant When you ' re not treated like one un- known, But the girl worth while is the girl with a smile When the men leave her all, all alone. Good Reasoning 1 f ISS Campbell (Reciting in Eng- ■ ■ lish) — 1 like Square Weston, he T HE college woman who has a desin UIOppS SI 3DU31DS 3i;S3UIOp IJDE31 0} singular in her purpose. ANY a sinful soul has started his career by cursing the doors of Co- burn library. M Famous Faculty Sayings UoTAXD on your feet. — Prexy. Just then the telephone rang. - Parsons. More schpeed ! — Cajori. Oh splash! Piffle! — Motten. If you please. — Ruger. The fat die young. — Schneider. Yes, I spent Christmas with mother. —Prof. Clark. Now, back at Amherst, we used to — — Park. Bv gush. — Parsons. 328 N. Tejon St. Telephone 71S DYERSS.CLEANERS Special Rates to Colle ge Students 248 LIFE If you want to-day ' s news to-day The Evening Telegraph is the only way NEW YORK SAN FRANCISCO NEW ORLEANS TORONTO Eugene Dietzgen Co. 81 Monroe Street, Chicago The Leading MffiM Drawing Material Instrument Manufacturers Surveying Instruments Dietzgen Waterproof Drawing Ink has Estab- lished a New Standard of Perfection and Supplies ONLY THE BEST Cf)c iWurrap Brug Company YOU ALL KNOW US Opposite the Campus With us College trade does pay, and it pays us to treat you right Remember this, and u Meet at Murray ' s _ ?? LIFE 249 Very high church. Rich, apoplectic uncle. Kind heart but irrita- ble when crossed. De- votee of bridge. Generally amiable, but has occasional fits of temper. Extrava- gant. Fond of mat- inees. Dowry. Rapid talker. Widow. No encum- brances. Gentle, lov- ing disposition. $12,- 000 a year income. Economical. Very fond of society. Breakfast invariably in bed. Nervous. Wants to be an actress. $2,000 a year, unen- cumbered. Fond of light fiction. Very win- ning. Always late but has a warm heart. If You Had To Marry One of These Women, Which Would You Choose ? Life ' s Marriage Contest. Two Hundred Dollars to Contestants. np HIS is a double contest, with two In each case, the answer is to be a No. 2. - ■ sets of prizes, one for men and the four-line verse which ends in any four of ., r  r. i .• ,i ■ i . j , Here ' s to you of the hckle heart, other for women. After selecting vour the eight words given above. , J ' ,-r , r„ • ., t n • i: Here s to your auto and Cupid ' s dart. life partner, rill m the following lines, ' -,, ,, r i-i hor example, if vou are a man and vou hen though you ' re a black-man, and I with the reasons for vour choice, and re- ' ' -,, , , , , • select the ladv marked No. 1, vour an- am a lack-man turn, with your name and address plain- . - J , ., . , n T X r , t c ii t 1 i s swer might be as follows : I 11 answer till death do us part. ly written, to G. VVotta Sell, Island of 1 Bayrum, South Seas. j No. 1. p or the cleverest three rhymes in the heart The widow for mine, says I, opinion of Mr. Sell, we will pay in order fly Away through the Jungle we ' ll fly, of merit, $50.00, $30.00 and $20.00 to each dart The Parsons we ' ll find, and then like the set C) f contestants ' wind wind, man We ' ll speed to the land of mince-pic. pie Or, if you are a woman, your answer The contest closes May 1, 1910, at part may be : noon. If You Had To Marry One of These Men, Which Would You Choose ? Lively wit. Amusing talker. Seldom at home. Hot air mer- chant. Bold specu- lator. Good disposition. Not fond of work. Was once engaged to three girls at same time. In- come certain. 3 Fairly good health. Retired from business. Domestic. Unsympa- thetic, but soul of hon- or. Millionaire. Poetical tempera- ment. Fond of ladies. At times affectionate. Good salary as Y. M. C. A. secretary. 5 Never long in same business. Sporting tastes. Fond of travel. Rather jolly. Income irregular. FINIS :: ;■ li M gl