Colorado College - Nugget Yearbook (Colorado Springs, CO)

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PREFACE A Thing Which Nobody Ever Reads. That no one ever reads prefaces, I am glad; because I want to write a few lines that I would rather no one should read. Speaking from behind the editorial we, meaning the Board, I am about to speak as frankly as the editor of an Annual can. We offer you here a college Annual, which remark is entirely super- fluous. No other catalogue would come out dressed in a freak cover. No other book would contain such a hodgepodge of praise and insult. The insolence which may appear in an Annual would bring the law on a man if he dared shove it on the public in any other form. Knowing this, we have eagerly snatched at the one opportunity of our twelve lifetimes and have put in these pages whatsoever pleased us. We franklv despise the whole universe. This is the tenth time that someone has done likewise at Colorado College. How tired Prexy must be of seeing his august phiz grace the front pages of a joke book! How tired he must be of having business managers come around and ask him to take 200 volumes off their respec- tive hands! How tired he must be of seeing faculty and fussers jollied in the same breath ! How tired you must be of reading this, and how tired I am of writing it ! But I have to write it. We are in duty bound to confess our thanks to all those who have aided us. We do so humbly and regretfully. We give no names, for we wish to incriminate no one. Whenever no possible harm could come of an article, we have printed the author ' s name with it, provided the article was in nowise an advertisement and the author was willing. We also have to thank all the Annuals ever published. We have not seen them all, but we have seen enough to know that between them they have. In other words, this book is not original. Annuals never are. This one looks very much like the palm-covered journal in which Noah kept account of his companions on that eventful voyage years ago. Books of this sort are all alike. Read one and you have read them all. Edit one and you will never edit another. Nobodv will let you. Still our work has been interesting. To tell ourselves that we were doing something new has been interesti ng. To see with what alacrity names and honors-held have been turned in, and with what reticence dollars, has been interesting. To see friends avoid us and strangers remain The Pike ' s Peak Nugget ctt 19 10