College of Wooster - Index Yearbook (Wooster, OH)

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SENIOR CLASS

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to talent,'l and not appreciating, as they should, the cold shoulder after their successful CPD tour in this vale of bliss, will proceed to reform the world, this having been done to their content, the world will proceed to reform them. This class has indeed been a most interesting one. I have watched it carefully from its early Prep. history to its present stage of development, and the only parallel case of development I have been able to find, is that of Darwin's Theory of Evolution. But we ind that in this class's make up, as in the Theory of Darwin, there is a missing link, and as with Darwin, we have been unable to discover the missing link. Our special correspondent for Psychical Research, Mr. Saybolt, has lately made a discovery. He succeeded in hypnotizing a representative member of the class, a certain Mr. C--, who admitted that virtually he was '98, Below is the result of a careful analysis of his mind: Acquisitiveness + 45 Power to acquire - 67 Originality - 20 Social ability + 13 Egotism -l- 6215 Leading ability - 335 + 1205 - 1205 1203 minus 12045 leaves plus zero, showing that the class actually has no intelligence at all. Nevertheless hypnotism is not always infallible, and I admit that some remarkable human traits are concealed under their classic caps and gowns. Have you ever seen Mr. F--l come into Sunday chapel late and cast hasty looks about for a seat, then as a last resort proceed to the faculty row where, ' They sit together in the pew, And worship God as lovers clog God gets one thought and love gets twof I only mention the above circumstance as the two are in such a Peace- ful bliss and Johnsonian independence, that they will not mind. I7