Colerain High School - Cardinal Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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sleep through the entirety of the play. lf they are not disturbed, the play will be a smash hit in the papers. Behind them are the three society column writers on the Beagle,drawing upafair romance between play boy and sportsman Larry Jutzi and Dot Dunning, who owns a string of race horses. She's her own jockey and already has one hitched. l think the columnists names are John Etson, Janet Henkle and Betty Butler. Now making their grand appearance, the officers of the Gopher Clubn, Pres- ident Jill Chasem Hardert, Vice Pres- ident Jean Crav'en,the fast but slick Sec- retary Butter Fingers' Ostendorf, the Treasurer Giveme Stepaniak, not so fast with some boys,but mighty good with Jack Clvloneyl. And last but not least Carri'em Away Schlegel who really lives up to the Club's motto: We gopher boys . Wondering what all the disturbance is aboutis Gladys Alle-n,the famous research doctor. She's now working on a cure for Couflagration of the Stone Gudgeon - all of a sudden there's a wild shriek from a woman, Oh, Carolyn Tieman just dropped her bubble gum in the aisle. She owns a bubble gum factory and is quite a success in the art of blowing square bubbles. And Mary Margaret Moore, greatest thing in Television with her pal Lucille Jacobs the Kate Smith of T. V.And now the lights dim, the audience is silent and the curtain is up on the play - The actors speak - Janet: I love you, James - so much that it hurts me. James: lt hurts me too, Janetn. C URTAIN BITTIVFAN S COLI ECE I-lILl FLORIST 6036 Hamilton Avenue K1 0221

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IILHSS PHUPHECU The Great Wh1te Nay Broadway where all walks of l1fe assemble to v1ew the spectacle of the stage and the b1ggest h1t of the year I Love You So Much lt Hurts Me or Ouch' a tender love com edy starr1ng J1m O Shea and Janet Ell1ott the foremost actlng team of the day The crowd IS thronged under the marquee eagerly awa1t1ng the star studded perform ance so here s your s1dewalk announcer from C H a network to 1nterv1ew some of the celebr1t1es and personahtxes gathered here F1TSt of alll see the ldol of Amer1can women that famous crooner Hugh Thle man The Perpetual Fog and h1s talented compan1on Mary Donnelly current attrac tlon at the Broken Bow Cafe Hotshot Harry Hennequm 1S try1n0 to get a p1cture of the famous couple for h1s magaz1ne radxo comedxan Herm1e Schlegel telhng a few of h1s best to Ole Kmg Luebbe the restaurateur and Cece Laughlng Curl Von Schhchten There s our esteemed mayor Gordon D1efenbacher the man who never lets you down l see El T0r1d0f more 1nt1mately known as Jerry He1zman the great lover f1ght1ng h1s way through a scream1ng claw1ngmob of crazed females compr1sed of Esther Ruehl Laura Bol l1nger and Rlta Kromme three beautlful young starletts There sCarl BrownBear W1koff the terror of wresthng and h1S favor1te fan Teddy Bear Welch known to us as Honey I mmov1ng on 1nto the lobby now there s Kemp Van N1man taklng tlckets Leroy Knecht tear1ng them 1n half and Don Fagaly droppmg the stubs 1n the box And the f1rst person who attracts my attent1on 1 a qua1nt l1ttle old fellow sell1ng c1garettes penclls flowers and rac1ng forms he tells me hlS name 1S Charl1e Cox as he tr1es to borrow a dollar for a cup of coffee The very st1fflook1ng doorman IS M1les Angne a graduate of hfe A door IS the best frlend you got cause lt s elther open or closed It a1n t never 1n the mlddle There s Gum Shoes Shea hero of the old west who IS descr1b1ng h1s latest plc ture to Joan Herrmann who 1S s1mply mad about horses and th1ngs I1sten1ng also IS Janet Huss an 1nter1or decorator f mausoleums and The Bashful Brownette w1thBeaut1fu1Bends Haverland themodel of that great FrenchArt1st Arturo DeSaur we1n The crowd IS settl1ng 1nto the1r seats and l thlnk the play IS about ready to get under way My seat 1S way down front so I ll look around for more personahtxes Ohyes there sthat shadycharacter Baby Face Z1mmer noted gambler and owner of the Oplum Den a swank cafe on Flfth Ave There sh1s ever fa1thful shadow valet and body guard Crusher Hammond the l1ttle dynamow1th a b1g gr1n and L.1mmer s the pocketof MoneyBags Blust the sec ond r1chest man 1n the world B111 Brock IS the flrst he got h1s start from Junk1ng planes There s Yvonne L1ll1e that beau t1ful Powers Model wear1ng a cotton candy even1ng gownand followed by her personal des1gner Madam Henkenberns who be gan her career kn1tt1ng socks The d1rector producer and general wheel Henry Hoberg has just entered to a storm of ovat1on accompan1ed by h1s sec retary L1ttle Flower McCullah It rurnored that they are to t1e the knot That expla1ns the look on Henry s face Next to me now IS that temperamental creator of women s m1ll1nery Monsleur N1cholas Haverstadt who has just thrown a tantrum because he saw one of h1s creat1ons worn w1th a clash1ng coat And now Betty Back to Boys Floyd 1S tumng up her all g1rl orchestra Betty 15 the world s foremost tuba player The cr1t1cs,Eleanore He1s and Shxrley K1ssel are buslly takmg notes so that they may WALTER H CORSON R R l Harrlson P1ke SH 3071 . . , . ll ' y if ' ll 1 1 Y' I - 1 , 9 1 a Q - 1 ll M I I . . . . . - Q ll - 1 I H ll Y, I - a V , Q , '- 1 4 . . , , . . . , O Q ll . . . ,, 3 . . . , . O O ' . - a 1 - . ' I ll J 1 - ' ll H ' H ' l I Ci ' U1 - , - 4 ll Y, Y 1 I . . . . .. ,, C! . . - . . . . , Gossip gl Cvabn. Ah, there's that famous Mo1l Pearl Underwood calmly picking . . . . u n , - 1 I. u H l o . . .. . . ,, . . . , . I . , . . . n a , ' Q ll ' N D . . . 1 . , Y - , . . . . . U . , . - . , ' I J . . , . - 1 u n ' V' . is . . u n . 1 , . u 91 ' , I , , , . . . . , 1 n s 1 1 , ' . . W 9' s 1 a - Q , ' . . . ' V 7 7 l . . . , . , . I O . 22

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