Coeur d Alene High School - Norselander Yearbook (Coeur d Alene, ID)

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,-n-un. Y . H. Y ...gps -ffm . HENDRICKSEN, the Girl with Green Hairj, is planning to sell Christmas trees onsfflg Fourth of July. Shia says there is so little competition then. DARLENE DICKES is appearing with Jike Spones and his band, not as a singer but as a bazooka player. KAY JOHNSON accompanies her on the tuba. CLARE SWENSON draws a comic book called Mantroid Barnswallow, Boy Hangman. NELLIE CLARK is still ringing bells, door bells. She tries to sell Clare's comics. CLAIR WHITE is touring the country with his famous speech How to get across Nut- telman Avenue in the Dead of Winter. EUGENE FLEGEL paints pictures that are so abstract he doesn't know what they are himself. This oil spot is getting too refined. Here's a big one. Wow! There goes NANCY COL- LIER in a shocking pink convertible with leopard-skin upholstery. We wouldn't be so sur- prised, but the leopards are still alive. JOHN REED is trying to sell an old 1909 model T. When he bought it it was just another lovely piece of junk but now it's a collector's item and that takes all the glamor away from it. The Broadway season this year opened with DICK BARNWELL'S production of Mac- beth, Dick took the lead and was acclaimed all over the place as being funny without being vulgar. EVERETT LAKE is starring in JOYCE GEREN'S masterpiece, Death of an Oyster. We hear he has great possibilities as a romantic lead. We always knew side- burns must be good for something. JOYCE TAIPLE in The Whitings of Whipperwill Street is considered another Lucy Appletree fby the way, who is Lucy Appletree?J. DELLA LYNN is an actress too, but she writes for a living, writes home, that is. SHIRLEY LEONARD writes a soap opera entitled Lucy,s Lovelorn Lollypopf' Starr- ing as the lolly pop is EDITH HARRIS, a sucker for the part. JIM FIELDS creates those awful tongue twisters nobody can say-or stomach either! ZORA GEIGER runs the cosmetics department in one of JOANN WALLACE'S stores. It is called the geiger counter, of course. Her biggest customer is WAYNE JORDAN. He is make-up man for wrestlers on television. Gorgeous GLENN BAILEY and Strangler,' STANLEY WILSON like to look their best in front of the camera. ELLENA CASEBEER is a deep sea diver. DIANE PARCEL is trying to finish a pair of argyles she started twenty years ago. She would too, if LOUISE MOONEY would stop tying knots in her yarn. LOIS RICHARDS runs a serve-yourself laundry because that way she doesn't have to work, lucky girl. WARREN WATTS is always fishing or lying about fishing. BUNNY BEST untwists twisted pretzels. Sitting on top of a flag pole is JEANETTE MARTIN, she is setting a new world's record. DAVID SMITH was last seen trying to get a golf ball out of a sandtrap. He struck oil at four thousand feet but even that did not discourage him. PAT STEWART is rewriting the Latin language so that even a high school student can learn it. CARRIE CHARTRAND has recently returned from climbing the Matterhorn. She did it the hard way, on roller skates. ARNO BROCKHOFF is straightening the Lean- ing Tower of Pisa. DICK BEST is a lion tamer now. Since he got married nothing scares him. HELEN SCHMIDT is reading the BETTY LAABS International Dictionary. She thinks it would be more interesting if the stories were longer. DON MOONEY and LARRY ROE run a baby sitting agency. They wish the babies were a little older, twenty years or so. LA DONNA JENSEN and BILL VAN VALKINBURGH work for the Metropolitan Opera. They dust pianos. EDDIE HEDGE is head of the FBI fFuller Brush Inc.J ELSIE GOR- DON and ITHA NELSON spent so much time in Mr. Chariton's room they have both be- come scientists. They are trying to discover a substitute for glass rubies. PAT HOFFMAN is president of Amalgamated Oatmeal. Her singing commercials are written by MARILYN BOIVIN. Such as Yum yum yum, etc. etc. etc. Amalgamated Oat- mealis Yummy oatsf' For this she gets paid? DIANE DOUGLASS is selling hair oil guar- anteed to grow hair on a cue ball but not on human heads. MOLLY EARNEST collects these weird cue balls. EARL STUKER is a concert pianistg he has made himself famous with twelve variations of Chopsticks. He can play nothing else, however. LEELA LOMELAND has made her million by selling worms to lazy fishermen. PHILIP DENHAM made his million by selling fish to lazier fishermen. PATTI NELSON is head of a bomb shelter company. She never sold any until the housing situation became acute. JOAN LAHAIE is also in the real estate business. She sells large shoes to little old ladies that have so many children they don't know what to do.

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,,. ,L ,egg . JUDY BRODERICK is the engineer on the Atcheson, Topeka and Santa Fe. JANET MOSER blows the train whistle, they have more fun! WALLY HENDRICKSON is roller skating champion of the U. S. He is scheduled to have a race with BERT NORDBY who is pogo-stick champ. JIM EBERT and FRANKLIN THOMAS publish the Hobo Press. BOB UNRUH is filthy rich. He said Texas wasn't the greatest state in the Union so now he sells his picture on dart boards to irate Texans. Ain't that clever? JOE TURK gives lessons on the unicycle and BELVA JOHNSON runs a school of clas- sical dance and she teaches thetjitterbug and the minuet and other old fashioned steps. DAYDRA PHILLIPS is going to debate against ROSALIE PIERATT on the subject, Should parents be allowed to use the family flying saucer. Movie Mongul EUGENE EGGE is planning to dramatize ANN SENSE,S novel of the old North, Yokels in the Yukon starring MARTHA BUSS and GAIL HOLLANDER with movie idol LEFTY WILSON saying a line every now and then. DEWAYNE SMAL- LEY plays the hero, Mervin Mackintosh. ALICE MAE BAKER will have the joyful task of leaving most of the thing on the cutting room floor. EVA COOLER markets the most outrageously expensive hand painted ties in the coun- try. AUDREY LONG and JUNE HEDBERG did the painting which is twenty years ahead of its time. Maybe in twenty years somebody will buy one. GLORIA STENGEL and DORIS JOHNSON are planning to climb Mt. Everest. They want to see the view. DORIS OLSON has written a new song, Mulchy Booby on the Bop Bop. which is making concert star MARILYN LAFON known throughout the land. BEVERLY SKAUG has learned how to play the accordion in ten easy lessons and she sounds like it too. GORDON MCNEIL, admiral of the Pacific fleet had to turn the whole navy around and go back five thousand miles to get seaman RODNEY LIECHTI'S seashell collection. Must treat the boys nice, you know. CORA HOWERTON and MARY FUTTER are trying to in- vent a fool-proof mousetrap. So far they have caught one cow, three chickens, their neigh- bors, and one bleezbok. But no mice. DOROTHY THOMPSON is in charge of a company that makes spaghetti one mile long. As this is rather difficult to eat ELLA MAE GERTHS and LAVINA CLEMETSON are giving exhibitions on how to eat it. DONNA KNUDSON, for an exorbitant fee, will teach one how to handle it on a fork. BETTY STEELE has written a book on the subject. DIXON BONALLO and DON FISHER, creators of ladies dresses, have come up with their masterpiece. It is a ballgown that would get anyone arrested if she dared to wear it on the beach. JOYCE BREVICK runs a short order joint. The orders have to be short because the cook has a bad memory. HAROLD FENCL is a sculptor. His current work started out to be a rabbit, but he didn't sculpt right so it's going to be a snail. GENE WALLACE is offering a reward for anyone who can keep the awful thing a week. ORION COWAN struck oil in his back yard and got his flowers all dirty. It has come in handy though for mixing in his patent medicine. MAXINE HUDSON is trying to write poetry in Sanskrit and doing very well as far as anybody knows. We don't read Sanskrit. JOANNE ROSS is studying comic books and their history. LAVELLE JAMISON is put- ting her findings into book form which is easy because all she needs is pictures. Now we see GERALD BECKLUND diving three hundred feet into a damp sponge. DONNA DART is a tight rope walker. CONNIE LEE runs a puppet show with twenty marionettes. How does she keep them all going at once? Well. that's quite a trick-she has two pet octopuses. HELMER P.H.D., L.L.D. and S.A.P. fSlick at Pooll is still trying to find something funny in a certain prophecy written in 1952. Some people never give up. - Oh, flddlesticks, a car just went by and splattered our oil spots all over the place. BY CAROL HORNING BURT LENTS WAYNE CAUDILL