Coeur d Alene High School - Norselander Yearbook (Coeur d Alene, ID)

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CLASS PROPHECY Bellvue Hospital for the Insane February 30, 1975 As we are down on our hands and knees gazing into the oil spots on a mud puddle, we are rather startled to see a torch light parade enthusiastically dragging down NUTTEL- MAN Avenue. It used to be Sherman Avenue but it has been renamed after the famous Arctic explorer BEATRICE NUTTELMAN. At the head of the procession is JOANNE SMOCK, still carrying a torch. Next comes a banner proclaiming CAROL HUTSELL for President in ,76.', It is car- ried by DICK KORNBACHER, next First Gentleman of the Land, and JOANN REY- NOLDS, future Secretary of State. ALFIE BEAULIEU is also running for President . . . as if a man could ever get elected in this day and age. His campaign manager is DICK RICE, master politician. Here comes a newspaper floating toward us. It is named DAN PILKINGTON'S Press but some old-timers persist in calling it the Coeur d'Alene Press. Look at those headlines! CAROL HORNING swims Atlantic, BILL POWELL sails around the world on his bass viol accompanied by his brother FRANK POWELL on the piano. They won't have to give the piano haircuts while they're gone as it is a Baldwin piano. SHIRLEY BRANDVOLD tries same trick on her cello. It is upset by a typhoon in the China Sea and rescued by JACKIE WEISER, Jackie was cruising in her ninety foot yacht when Seacook RAY MELVIN spotted Shirley swimming around. MICKEY MYLAN wins Soap Box Derby! RAYMOND ENDICOTT opens hotdog stand at Fourth and Nuttelman, it is rumored that he started on a shoe string, potato, that is. MARGARET POST, former U. S. President sells deep freezers to Eskimoes and makes much cold cash. Let's find a new mudpuddle and a nice round oil spot. Here's DON PETERSON on his one hundred thousand acre estate where he is engaged at his hobby of ditch-digging. His ditch is thirty thousand miles long and covers three oceans. BONNIE PEOPLES supports this enterprise by working at the Ben Franklin store, which is owned by capitalist GEORGE HAYES. SONNY LONG is Don's gentleman's gentleman. Don's television set is turned on and we can see FRITZ KINDLER leading the Lolly Pops Philharmonic Orchestra. We are very lucky because we just missed BURT LENTS, the worst comedian on television. The next program will be a telastory starring GLEN ERICKSON and JANET URBANEK in a revival of The Three Bearsi' as written by GEORGE WILSON. EVELYN ROE and STEVE ANDERSON have supporting roles. They hold up the scenery. EDWIN GLASCO plays a private eye and PEARL KUYKENDALL has a role as Paul Revere. George really used his imagination in writing this version of The Three Bears. HARVEY HERRIGSTAD is master of ceremonies on a show which consists of sound effects left over from other shows and a singing commercial about MAXINE HUNT'S prune and pickled-pineapple popovers. MARVIN COWAN is a television cow-poke in a show called Stagger along Sassifrassidyn sponsored by DUNCAN CARNIE Inc., manu- facturers of Mush Wush, sensational new breakfast food. LOIS RUDE runs a quiz show, Quizzing Crackpots sponsored by KEITH NIXON and ELMER FILLER, designers of Ladies' chapeaux fin other words, hatsj. ALICE KIRKHOVEN won the state of Texas on a quiz program. When asked to name two personal pronouns she just said, Who, me?', KAY CHAMBERLIN was exiled to Siberia for not knowing the atomic number of SALLY ORR'S mocha cakes. Bon voyage, Kay. On his weekly show CLIFF AGAR has a pet dinosaur whom he caught in Outer Mon- golia. According to the current telecast, JIM KELLY and ZIP JOKI have designed a new flying saucer. With FRED LANORE as pilot they are leaving today for the moon. Bon voyage to you, too. LEON AGEE rides around in a rocket ship driven by one of his own tied flies, a Royal Coachman, no less. BOB JOHNSON is a banker so he spends all his time trying to defeat Champion LEROY MERKEL at golf. He never succeeds because his hockey stick makes such a lousy putter. Here's a long distance oil spot. Let's look . . . no, not that! FRITZ GRAHAM is presi- dent of the University-of Idaho. RONNIE YOUNGMAN is professor of English Literature and philosophy and KATHY MARSAN teaches paleontology and archeology. FRANCES FULLER is professor of Brooklynese dialects. ALLEN PETERSON gives lessons on how to get the biggest bubble from your hubblegum.

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,-n-un. Y . H. Y ...gps -ffm . HENDRICKSEN, the Girl with Green Hairj, is planning to sell Christmas trees onsfflg Fourth of July. Shia says there is so little competition then. DARLENE DICKES is appearing with Jike Spones and his band, not as a singer but as a bazooka player. KAY JOHNSON accompanies her on the tuba. CLARE SWENSON draws a comic book called Mantroid Barnswallow, Boy Hangman. NELLIE CLARK is still ringing bells, door bells. She tries to sell Clare's comics. CLAIR WHITE is touring the country with his famous speech How to get across Nut- telman Avenue in the Dead of Winter. EUGENE FLEGEL paints pictures that are so abstract he doesn't know what they are himself. This oil spot is getting too refined. Here's a big one. Wow! There goes NANCY COL- LIER in a shocking pink convertible with leopard-skin upholstery. We wouldn't be so sur- prised, but the leopards are still alive. JOHN REED is trying to sell an old 1909 model T. When he bought it it was just another lovely piece of junk but now it's a collector's item and that takes all the glamor away from it. The Broadway season this year opened with DICK BARNWELL'S production of Mac- beth, Dick took the lead and was acclaimed all over the place as being funny without being vulgar. EVERETT LAKE is starring in JOYCE GEREN'S masterpiece, Death of an Oyster. We hear he has great possibilities as a romantic lead. We always knew side- burns must be good for something. JOYCE TAIPLE in The Whitings of Whipperwill Street is considered another Lucy Appletree fby the way, who is Lucy Appletree?J. DELLA LYNN is an actress too, but she writes for a living, writes home, that is. SHIRLEY LEONARD writes a soap opera entitled Lucy,s Lovelorn Lollypopf' Starr- ing as the lolly pop is EDITH HARRIS, a sucker for the part. JIM FIELDS creates those awful tongue twisters nobody can say-or stomach either! ZORA GEIGER runs the cosmetics department in one of JOANN WALLACE'S stores. It is called the geiger counter, of course. Her biggest customer is WAYNE JORDAN. He is make-up man for wrestlers on television. Gorgeous GLENN BAILEY and Strangler,' STANLEY WILSON like to look their best in front of the camera. ELLENA CASEBEER is a deep sea diver. DIANE PARCEL is trying to finish a pair of argyles she started twenty years ago. She would too, if LOUISE MOONEY would stop tying knots in her yarn. LOIS RICHARDS runs a serve-yourself laundry because that way she doesn't have to work, lucky girl. WARREN WATTS is always fishing or lying about fishing. BUNNY BEST untwists twisted pretzels. Sitting on top of a flag pole is JEANETTE MARTIN, she is setting a new world's record. DAVID SMITH was last seen trying to get a golf ball out of a sandtrap. He struck oil at four thousand feet but even that did not discourage him. PAT STEWART is rewriting the Latin language so that even a high school student can learn it. CARRIE CHARTRAND has recently returned from climbing the Matterhorn. She did it the hard way, on roller skates. ARNO BROCKHOFF is straightening the Lean- ing Tower of Pisa. DICK BEST is a lion tamer now. Since he got married nothing scares him. HELEN SCHMIDT is reading the BETTY LAABS International Dictionary. She thinks it would be more interesting if the stories were longer. DON MOONEY and LARRY ROE run a baby sitting agency. They wish the babies were a little older, twenty years or so. LA DONNA JENSEN and BILL VAN VALKINBURGH work for the Metropolitan Opera. They dust pianos. EDDIE HEDGE is head of the FBI fFuller Brush Inc.J ELSIE GOR- DON and ITHA NELSON spent so much time in Mr. Chariton's room they have both be- come scientists. They are trying to discover a substitute for glass rubies. PAT HOFFMAN is president of Amalgamated Oatmeal. Her singing commercials are written by MARILYN BOIVIN. Such as Yum yum yum, etc. etc. etc. Amalgamated Oat- mealis Yummy oatsf' For this she gets paid? DIANE DOUGLASS is selling hair oil guar- anteed to grow hair on a cue ball but not on human heads. MOLLY EARNEST collects these weird cue balls. EARL STUKER is a concert pianistg he has made himself famous with twelve variations of Chopsticks. He can play nothing else, however. LEELA LOMELAND has made her million by selling worms to lazy fishermen. PHILIP DENHAM made his million by selling fish to lazier fishermen. PATTI NELSON is head of a bomb shelter company. She never sold any until the housing situation became acute. JOAN LAHAIE is also in the real estate business. She sells large shoes to little old ladies that have so many children they don't know what to do.