Coast Union High School - El Bronco Yearbook (Cambria, CA)

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Canet. He has the people at his feet! I shall devote an hour to this. No one can resist this man's persuasive voice. Now let us get back to our dinner table. Several people are still set- ting there, all well-known and prosperous. Shirley Lang Cuellar, now one of the greatest autlioresses of her time. Dr. Louise Langan, who has the Plasti- hospital just over Sotois Grocery, has people coming to her from all over the World to be treated for all ailments. Her staff consists of Gerry Auger, Bar- bara Yost, and myself. Or rather I worked there until I became too feeble to wheel the patients around in their Moto-Seats designed and perfected by Gerry and Barbara. These seats contain all types of aids to cure the sick. A flick of the switch on the chair and your appendix is removed, while you cheerfully read the latest magazine, another flick and your tonsils are out.. No pain, no unpleasant memories. XVe all regretted that Joan Romine was not at our banquet. She was unable to attend as she was entirely too busy. She is the world's best drum- mer and has offices all over the world. No band, no music can be published or used unless Joan is first consulted on the correct use of the drums. Then there was Charley Jones. I wondered why all t.he elderly ladies of our class were constantly blushing, but it seems that Charlie, or Bones Jones as we called him then, was still up to his old tricks, winking at all the girls. But Charley has another profession, he runs the daily heddo-copper service from Shandon to Los Angelesand points east. I regretted to tell the ladies at our table that Charley isn't a bachelor anymore, he just married the late Mrs .... .Well, which one was it this time, Charley? Bill Smithers, a distinguished looking gentleman. has a grade AAAA Dairy on the Plasti-cloud just north of mine. Bill has quite a system. He just sits in his little glass room and pushes buttons to do all his chores, feeding, milking, pastcurizing, etc. Yes, Bill really has the latest conveniences. Well. now that I have told you about my classmates of '52, my dear grandchildren I will close this letter now and may your graduating class be tis rfticcevsful in the world as my class has been. Always do what your teach- ers tell you to do, and never skip your homework. lf you follow these simple srggcstions like our class did you will never have anything to worry about when you graduate from dear old Coast Union. Your Loving Grandmother, Patricia

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You never know what it. will be when you start watering. lt grows anywhere. needs no soil, and never needs trimming or re-placing. It really is the most wonderful idea, and he 's made millions! My Plasti-cloud is strictly modernistie! Why? Because it is such a cinch to build a house nowadays. Bob Johnson, another classmate, has done him- self up proud, too. He has really made a place in the world for himself. Always interested in architecture and building, he invented a new building shortcut. lVall-O-Set, he calls it. Simply squeeze this hush-hushw substance from a tube onto the outline of your room and your walls are there. If you want an extra room, you buy another tube-step outside-take out your heddo- eopter, hover around and squeeze-new room-right color-and no trouble! You know me, I'vc always been so particular and would have nothing that did11't measure up to the latest. in fads, thatfs why my Plasti-cloud is so different. Knowing one of the world famous interior decorators gives one an Ninn. When needed, Jody McKie has always made time to redo my house when it begins to look slightly old-fashioned. Jody has done wonders, as we knew she would. Since these newer things have come out, Jody was ready and stepped right along. Take for instance the draperies we have that are so adaptable in most Plasti-homes. Soft and silky, when drawn, they can be seen through from the inside, but not from the outside. They assume the color you want by flashing a. lamp on them. Of course, the lamp is spectacular, too. It was invented by another person seated at that table tonight. Professor lValter Bernard discovered that certain rays from the sun could be condensed and rc- distributed through a globe he has perfected. It is used instead of paint or coloring of any kind. Simply flash this lamp on your material or wall or what- ever you want changed, and there is the color you most desire. A flick of the switch and it can be changed at once. However. XValter looked very sad and forlorn. lVhen questioned, he claimed that Charles Porte had again thwarted him! Taking this lamp he has murderously used it for purposes of his own. Charles runs the only Hamburger House left in this world. He daily puts this famous lamp to a plebian use. He colors his hamburgers a deep brown and serves them uncooked, thereby saving himself the cost of Cook-o-gas, the newest thing in food preparation. Cook-o-gas comes in small cartons. One merely opens the carton, holds the food near it, and it is instantly ready for the table. It is highly expensive but one no longer is bothered with stoves in the kitchen. f'Porky has made his contribution to the world, however, in a big way. His little Hamburger House is the hang-out of all the people who remember things as they Hused to befl Any day you can find Robert Canet, Charles Jones and Joe Bruin at the counter talking over old times. Robert has a Plasti-cloud just south of Cambria. Here he keeps all the hedd-copters in order. Of course, it isn't a garage, as that word is obsolete. It is a Re-hedda- plant where service is quick and satisfactory. One flies in, leaves his machine, zooms out in another, while Robert pours a new oil over all parts affected. lnstantly all is well, and the machine is ready for the next person who is hav- ing Hheddo-trouble. His assistants in this work are Charles and Joe, both experts. ln fact, they invented this new oil called Fixitnow and maintain a complete service for the machines in this locality. You no longer t'buy anything. . You pay a small monthly payment for everything you need or use. I must stop my writing for the moment as I am unable to keep my mind on it. l must listen to the Sunday service. Heavenly music-sent through the air and heard by everyone in their Plasti-cloud homes. followed by the regular Sunday morning sermon delivered by our famous Rev. William

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