Clifton Springs High School - Cliftonian Yearbook (Clifton Springs, NY)

Text from Pages 1 - 106 of the 1935 volume:

o Miss Ruby LeGrand the members of the Cliftonian Staff dedicate this book. She has given us her time, her tireless effort, and invaluable advice which have made possible this issue of the Cliftonian. We wish her good luck and continued success. . ; . • • + - . • • • w . • • • • X r • % : • • V • . V 5 • A V ' ' • s- ROLL CALL -0O0- 1. LEE KNAPP: The girl with the smile. She's a good sport and a well loved classmate. Class play 4; class treasurer 2,3; wearer of C ; v;earer of sportsmanship pin. -oOo- 2. JACK O’NEIL: If yo u want any information about anything ask John . He knows. Public speaking 3,4; C.S.H.S. News 4; Cliftonian 4; Valedictorian of class. -oOo- 3. GORDON TAYLOR--’’Shrimp : Gordon is small in stature, but great in wit and wisdom. Band 1,2,3,4; public speaking 3,4; president of Athletic Association 4; C.S.H.S. News 4; wearer of C ; Salutatorian Of class. -oOo- 4. JORDAN MCLOUTH— Jordy”: Jordy’s a good guy; Jordy's a pal; and if you don’t believe us, just ask Sal. Soccer 1,2,3,4; basketball 2,3,4; baseball 2,4; C.S.H.S. News 4; class president 2; Student Council 4. -oOo- 5. JEANNETTE ROPER-- Jeannettie”: We also call her Zazu , but she doesn’t mind, for good nature is one of her outstanding characteristics. Student Council 3,4; class play 4; C.S.H.S, News 4; class officer 4. -oOo- 6. PAUL QUIGLEY-- Pup”: He’s known for his music, his amours, his wit--withal a jolly good fellow. Band 1,2,3,4; basketball 3,4; soccer 2,3,4; class play 2,3,4; baseball manager 4. -oOo- -oOo- 7 . LLCIL2 WALTERS— bidell : She’s the girl with the infectious giggle. Her favorite expression is Gosh: Class play 4; C.S.H.S. Mews 4; Cliftonian staff 3. -oOo- 8. RICHARD DICKENS— Dick : You are sure to laugh either at him or with him. Why? Y u don’t know; he doesn’t know. Baseball 3; Junior operetta 4; wearer of sportsmanship pin. -oOo- 9. 2KGRY SMITH: The ’’country gentleman in the flesh-jolly likeable Emory. Baseball 4; soccer 2; class play 4. -oOo- 10. KILDRZD .'ILHAMS— Mick : Mildred is one reason for the large movement of Cliftonites into Flainsville. -oOo- 11. VILKA ELMIE: Wilma works with a smile. We con always depend upon her for a helping hand. -oOo- 12. WIILIAi. SIZG.ALD— Skeezix : He’s auiet, but he gets there. Class play 4; band 1,2,3,4; wearer of C . -oOo- 13. ALICE SCHRCO: She knows what she wonts and is determined to get it. -oOo- 14. PAUL VANDE..ORTZL— Mun : The boy who has been tooting his E flat and also exercising his vocal chords about being a sailor or on actor. Claso play 3,4; public speaking 3,4; band 1,2,3,4. -oOo- W • • • A J b vbli . : - r • • « • • r V | • . o,i a h ' • • • . • • • . • • • • ■ • • • % • • -oOo- 15. BLANCHE DEVEY: quiet, serious girl, and a good worker is Blanche. Class Mccrotary 3. -oOo- 16. ELIZABETH SQ,UIER-- B tty : The girl who is always on hand when work is to be done. Chairman of ushers for class play 4. 17. CHARLES ELKIE: '• . admire Charlie's ambition. He's a quiet, studious gent. Claes play 4; golf 2,3,4; soccer 4. -ofio- 18. HAROLD BUNCE— Bea : S rious looking Bea often surprises p ople by a flash of real wit. Baseball 3,4; basketball 4; stage manager class play 4. -oGo- 19. PEARL HALL: The girls all envy P . arl her erowning glory . She'� a good friend and a good business woman. Business manager class play 4; public speaking 3. -oOc- 20. PAUL BROUN-- Dutch : The baker's boy who has achieved fame in many arts, but primarily in the art of loving. Basketball 3,4; baseball 3,4; golf 2,3,4; wearer of C ; soccer 1,2,3,4; drum major 3,4; class play 4. -oOc- 21. SARA JANE DEVEREAUX-- Sally : She can't sit still, but wherever she wanders there is always found a large-male population. Basketball 2,3,4; Class play 4. -oOo- oOo 22, CHARLES MORAN— Chuck : Everybody likes this fellow with the big Irish grin. Basketball 1,2,3,4; baseball 1,2,3,4; soccer 1,2,3,4; class play 2,3; C.S.H.S. News 3; officer of Athletic Association 4; wearer of sportsmanship pin. 23. ALBERT MINER— Pooch : The pearl of Pearl St. shows you, with a clergymen’s grace, that he has no canine inclinations . Soccer 2,3,4; basketball 3,4; class play 4; C.S.H.S. News 4. 24. RUSSELL BURGESS— Russ i Russ once said, I’m all right, and we quite agree with him. Basketball 2,3,4; golf 3; soccer 3,4; wearer of C . 25. CHARLES WHITE— Charlie : Charlie never says much, but he’s such a good little man. Baseball 3,4; soccer 1,2; wearer of sportsmanship pin. 26. ROSALIE VANKERKHOVE-- Rose : Rose has taken a leading part in the activities of her school and of her class. Basketball 1,2,3,4; class play 4; public speaking 4; class president 4; wearefc of sportsmanship pin; wearer of C . -oOo •oOo- -oOo- ■oOo •oOo— 27. MR. WILLIaM SPENCER—Class Advisor -oOo FRESHMEN Said one student to another, We're actually going to enter high school tomorrow, way up on the third floor. The morrow dawned and we little freshies had a few inches taken from our height on our entrance into the big study hall. After a few weeks of breathless waiting, we decided that all of us were not d i.e for an initiation. With the kind help of Miss Frantz and the rest of our teachers, the first quarter of our struggle was completed successfully. 1933 SOPHOMORES We decided to organize for the first time this year, and we chose the following officers: President Vice-President — Secretary Treasurer Class Adviser Jordan McLouth Jeannette Roper Paul Brown Lee Knapp Mr. Spencer 1934 JUNIORS This year we elected the following officers with the expectation that we would give them something to do. President Vice-President Secretary Treasurer Class Adviser Gordon Taylor Paul Quigley Blanche Bewey Lee Knapp Mr. Spencer Our first effort at making money was t o have the Moonlight Prom. Of course deciding upon the name and the orchestra caused much heated discussion. One day we were called to the Board Room to pick out our Senior rings, and with these displayed very prominently on our fingers, we closed our Junior year. . . .. i ■ . :ac oo. ■ •. • • £ • ■ - • , ■ 1935 SENIORS In no time at all, our last year came and we organized for the last time as follows: The big events of this year were our Senior play, Hawk Island, and our Holly-Day Ball. After these were in the background, we went about earnestly selling Christmas wreathes. vie were sorry that one of our classmates, Jack O' Neil was unable to come to school during most of the year because of an accident, and were glad to welcome him back after Christmas. Paul Quigley, as a member of our class, honored us by competing in a band contest at Syracuse and Madison, Wisconsin. At last our time has come to be honored at Owasco by the Juniors, and we may sit by while they secure transportation and food for us . Now we have our Commencement activities to look forward to, which will include the Baccalaucrate Service, high school graduation, the Owasco picnic, and the Alumni Banquet. President Vice-President Secretary Treasurer Class Adviser Rosalie VanKerkhove Charles Moran Gordon Taylor Paul Brown Mr. Spencer Our day is done. This goal is won. We’ll do our best To win the rest. L. Knapp PIN POINT CHARACTER SKETCHES She’s little but she’s wise, And a terror for her size--That's Rosalie. She’s a jolly good fellow With a laugh-a--minute pace, Dramatic, musical, accomplished— Mary L. is surely an ace. A fair country maiden she may be But she can’t be outdone in Rare jollity--That’s our Emma. Here’s to Jeannettie So clever and neat She makes friends with everyone She changes to meet. JOycie never gives a care What will happen here or there. She lives in the present only. With her how could Robert be lonely? Coal black hair and sparkling eyes, Tall, slender, friendly, wise--Hello, Mary Alice! Always happy, always gay; That is ever Sally’s way, Wavy hair and eyes of blue, And dress that’s always just like new. Last Will and Testament of the Class of 1935 Township of Phelps Village of Clifton Springs St8te of New York We, the most honored, most loved, healthiest, wealthiest, most dignified and most stately members of the class of nineteen hundred and thirty-five, do give and bequeath as follows: 1. To our beloved high school we leave the vast store of knowledge which we found there and did not pilfer. 2. To Mr. Hovey and Mr. Kasper jointly, an .elevator to bring them up from the boiler room. 3. To Mr, Spencer a sound proof telephone booth for use in study hall. 4. To Miss Cook a gallon of gas and a rumble seat so she won’t be able to say, I'd be glad to take you but have no gas and no room. 5. To Miss Underdorfel a car, so that she will have no difficulty in getting out of town to see the future husband. 6. To Miss Kane a new battle ax and a replastered room. 7. To Miss Brown a new book of fairy tales. 8. To Miss Lamson a thick sheet, so that she may see over her pupils' heads. 9. To Miss Cowley a driver's license. 10. To Mr. Smith a few pounds of scrap paper to sell. £We hope at a large profit). 11. To Miss Frantz a victrola record to use when her voice is tired from hollering. 12. To Miss LeGrand all English students who flunk in June. 13. To the athletic teams a movable smoking booth. 14. To the Juniors our congratulations on becoming dignified Seniors (when and if, they do). 15. To the Sophomores a flock of Austins with which to travel to Phelps. 16. To the Freshmen a few leisure moments. 17. To the eighth graders we leave our deepest sympathy which they will need upon entering high school Witnesses: Brandon Dymond Dionne Quintuplets Howard Greene By C. Moran A Few of the Names That Our School Pupils Respond to Hooey Jig Time Worms Shiddeal Pug Datch Pooch Brandy Zazu Pup Mun Burgen Jogo Country Gentleman Mouse Chob Z. Durby Dutch Agony Leprosy Foot-ball Head � J i- • ■ :;' i ' Ci .;: i « one ... •. aliqi.-'- I- Oifo? � , • . . . I: Ytr-iia •’ nrioW 02oT, Clifton Springs, N. Y. June 29, 1945 Dear Jeannette, Since it was out of the question for you to come all the way from Hollywood to the Alumni Banquet, I will try to give you the dirt1' on all our old classmates of ‘35. I decided to save time and fly from A“ew York on 1'hurs-day, thus giving myself an extra day in Clifton. Imagine my surprise when someone said, For John’s sake, look who’s here, and of course I looked, and there stood Gordon Taylor and Jack O’Neil. You know they arc both connected with Columbia University, Gordon as Professor of Mathematics, and Jack as Professor of Chemistry. Gordon had seen Lucile Walters the day before at the Waldorf Astoria, where she is acting as hostess, and learned th: t she would not be able to get home at this time. Our plane landed at the Clifton Airport, which is managed by Pooch Albert Miner. He suggests a that we all have lunch together at The Tea Room operated by Mildred Williams and Pearl Hall, which, by the way, proved to be a suprisingly snappy place. This is a busy time of the year for a farmer’s wife, but Mrs. Robert Salisbury, our old pal Lee Knapp, came to Clifton early so that we could go to the banquet together. I sat between ‘'Chuck Moran, golf pro at the Rochester Country Club, and Paul Van DeMortel, who wore his navy uniform. The big treat of the evening was music by Pup Paul Quigley and his orchestra. Did you know that Skeesix Siegwald is Pup’s hottest clarinet player? Another rare treat was a pantonine put on by the famous actor, Dick Dickons, and Charles White, now mayor of Coonsville. Bet;y S uior was there with her husband, Ralph Salisbury. Alice Schroo also brought her husband, Elmer Compson, from Newark. Rosalie VanKerkhovo Walters looks as slender and trim as she did ten years ago. You should havo seen Amor;- Smith. You know he is the onperor of one of those little South Sea Islands. F.o was at the banquet, resplendent in all his regalia, with two beautiful girl attendants. Sped:in-; of pood looking uniforms, Paul 3ro’n had to show’off his. '..:e even -oro the high hat and carried the silver baton of the marine band for v,hich he is cruT:' major. Charles :lkio, as principal of C.C.31.S., presided at the banquet. ilnu sat beside bin in order to prompt Charles when he forgot his speech. hid you know that Jordan 'chouth was traveling •ith a circus? Before his tent arc two si ms. One says ‘’The an ..ho ever sloops. The other reads 'The 'an 'orlcs hile Al .oping.'' It seems the crowd is supposed to guess whether Jordy is sleep inf; or waking. I’m suro I couldn’t answer that one. incc you are in kollyvood, you no doubt see .arold Bunco often. Tho crovd at the banquet said that the only reason he was censoring pictures out there, -an so that ho could sec then all before the good parts -.ore cut. Blanche Devey js teaching French I hope hor pupils like it better than those days, re did. After the banquet vs all rent to ton. palace Theatre, .un named by lussol see your latest picture. Believe :o, iug on you. the new Clif-urgoss, to Zazu has noth- in for myself, I'm taking t■ rest after a strenuous season. Directing the dancin'- choruses for the ’ollies is rather fati uiag. $ Lovingly yours, Sally Bcvereaux iOS'C : tfO 38.. i. £ fro :r. . • . • j ; ; ' k w — - - • • • • i ... •% fr � - r- f f ■ ro;ir. Cj • -V,,' • ■ r • • ?’ j V5 ' j f Cv ?. . •. ': . •; j: -.y ii • • ' 4. • •• . :• j ■ • . r t '... Li : uoiJ Ki .% A r rr� f| i ■ Of’ V vl d ' % V • 9 • 1 - • tf • «4. ♦ • • • • , • V . • rl • • % j 3 i -- . _ )• ' . '. , ’ tf • • - V T j a •. . r . • vs f • DID YOU KNOW THAT: Pc;ul Brown doesn't sing over W. H. E. C-? In feet, he doesn't sing. George White is not the seen del men? Miss LeGrend is leaving Clifton? Howard Greene is the littlest men in high school? Miss Underdorfel end Miss Kene have diemonds? The Sophomore boys like to go to Plainsville? Mr. Me cumber vves jated one of the finest bend conductors in the state contest? Our local boys do better t t Coonsville then at basebi11? Eea's big attraction lives in Rochester? There ere ten Marys in high school? Our bend wis re ted Superior in the regional contest and Excellent in the state contest? There are three Pauls in History C class? Miss Cowley has a new car? Paul Quigley went to the National music contest at Madison, accompanied by his teacher, Mr. Heels? Gordon Taylor is strong for Phelps? Helen Renner believes in robbing the cradle? There are only six boys in the Junior class? Hall Stewart is a biain trust? Manager DeGra-w, of the local theater, and alumnus of C.S.H.S. em leys eight school pupil's? Bea Bunco thinks he's Clark Gable? Donny Vanderhoof shadows Aliens DeGraw? THE VALUE OF A SCHOOL ANNUAL lmost everyone thinks that the value of an annual school publication is as a memento in future years. This may be true, but the experience gained in issuing such an annual must also be given due consideration. Probably the greatest good is done by the practise in composition work received by members of the staff of a yearbook. Coupled with this is a training in writing feature articles, often invaluable to those who have journalistic ambitions. Future artists and cartoonists, especially the latter, have an opportunity to exercise their ability. Originality in writing and an outlet to those with a humorous lien are given ample encouragement In some cases a staff member may receive experience in photography. Of course the greatest purpose, although, as I have shown, not the only one, is as the previously mentioned memento. Former high school or college members like, after the elapse of a few years, to look back upon their school days and the pictures and descriptions of former schoolmates and team members. The staff of the Cliftonian of 1935 hope that this yearbook will be a source of pleasure to the members of this high school as well as to their parents. J. O’Neil Thanks The Cliftonian staff wishes to thank Miss Underdorfel and the members of her typewriting classes for their excellent work in making the stencils for this papor. Deaths due to automobile accidents have increased alarmingly in the last ten years. From a speed of about fifty miles per hour in 1925, an increase has been made to ninety or one hundred miles per hour. Although the new automobiles, when produced, are mechanically perfect enough to offset this fast travel, brakes and other safety measures depreciate much faster than the speed of the car decreases. Roads are being made smoother, wider and straighter. Automobiles are being made larger, lighter and stronger. Railroad crossings are being eliminated, warning signs are being placed at strategic points. Everything is being done to cut down the rising fatality. There is only one thing more which can be done. That is to impress the people of the United States with the seriousness of this problem. Thy, themselves, must realize that carefulness on their part alone will suffice. Every individual, whether he is a driver or a pedestrian must realize his responsibility. 7, hen this has been accomplished, a great decrease in deaths due to automobiles and speed will be noted. G. Taylor «r V f (A A A i.:r i Ac ! � : -'i' : - ;ucri, IA H. Cft T$ r r: £hr b- i j 2. : ' ■ . ; i .. e v ; j i n . • 1 ) •Si � • « r[ V3f :•• £3 • _ J .:■ ). Be 'f ;%. ' • • • C : . � • c : . I 1 ; • . . f - Jt • ■- ■ : t jw I ’ [ ' - ’ :.p. t o ij fif oi 0 •' .4 - • « $ % JUNIOR CLASS President Vice-President Secretary Treasurer Class Adviser William Curran Mary Alice Madden Doris Goodman Irene Lannon Hiss Ruby LeGrand In September our class was organized with twenty members. Since then, several others have joined our class. We are again under the direction of Miss LeGrana. On March 7th and 8th our operetta, ’’Green Cheese , was enjoyed by many local and out-of-town people. We wish to thank those from other classes who took part. Our, Blossom Time From , which took place May 24th was another of our big affairs. Johnny Schwab showed us just how modern music should be played, while every-one danced to his syncopated rhythms. The Junior Class is now looking forward with much anticipation to our trip to Owasoo, soon after regents. At that time we take the Senior Class with us for a last farewell get together. Besides our duties several members have participated in the school activities, such as, public speaking, sports and the band. And now as the school year draws to close, we wish you, our departing schoolmates, the Class of '35, the test of luck, and may you achieve greatest success in your careers. We, the coming Seniors, will try to keep up your good work. L. Bornhoimer SLOGANS - APTLY APPLIED Beauty is more than paint deep--J. Roper The skin you love to touch—tor. Spencer's pot alligator As you desire me— inswor th Bennett It tastes better--ruigley’s B-Vite Bottled pfealth—Mary Louise Bartholomew Good to the last drop—School ink Dated—Dick Devereaux Takes your breath away--Emory Smith Get a lift--Verno Eddings Double rich, double strength--Helen Youngs 11 hers—Rose’s Bus Kool--Leigh Falkey Them days is gone forever—Seniors Its fun to find out--Miss Cook The new noiseless—C. S. H. S. The chin you love to touch—Jordan McLouth Rarin to go—Mary Kralovich Steady Nerves—Bob Haubner Finger Tip Control—Miss Kane -0O0- Mrsa Kasper: Hurry up and carve the turkey, dear, you know how, after taking that correspondence course. Mr. Kasper: Unt—yes; but where under the sun are the dotted lines? -0O0- WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF - Herb Braden and Donny Vanderhoof both arrived at school on time some morning? Everybody stayed awake in History C? Mary Louise Bartholomew answered a question with I don’t know.”? Everybody followed instructions in Commercial Law? Jordan McLouth had one morning of peace in the back seat of the study hall? Miss Howard failed to crack a joke in class? Seigwald said sure” instead of ye-e-s ? McLouth were unable to find something which Miss LeGrand wouldn't allow to be printed for the school news? Neither Moran nor Emory Smith showed up in the boardroom when the school news was being written? Jeanette and Sally weren’t in the library during the second period in the morning? Quiet prevailed during a Senior meeting when the class adviser wasn’t present? Every eraser should be found on the blackboard trays at the close of school some night? Munn VanDeMortel were modest? Howard Gr«on should chase Moran cut of the building? -oOo- f! J£y � � up. TT said the box to the jig-saw puzzle, you're all cut -0O0- i ; V v j H vV v:- SI.� 0 . • , o' 1 ‘ • K ■ •n . . j irr , • • • • ;• ! • ' � - 1 4% J , • - ♦ U! •. • • • • J. ■ ■ • f ■ • «i • : r, : tJ r . • ’ -• t r • ; . W-A . •. . I ; f r- • • . • «. • • r « - • fj - OA 1 x U'.i • 1 - '• oI , r ■ « SJ 0 •� i I OX . -V • • . ' • • • • - , , ' • - . ■ • ‘' - A ? • ; . - . i. ) � . ! X.. .i. • - «'• . !■' FKCSHMxiN CLA3S President Vice Pr sid nt Secretary Treasurer Class adviser Hall Stewart D- na Id Vender hoof Helen Fenner Thomas C’C onne11 Miss J. Underdorfel V hen we enrolled for our freshman year, our class was considered a large one. Nevertheless, in a remarkably short space of:tt me the uppea classmen put us in oui places, where we have since remained to enjoy the activities of aigh school life. Like the raw recruits that we were, we jumped to attention at the least command of tne faculty, but now we are getting used to what is expected of us. The eighth period proved a Nemesis for those 01 us who tnought we could skip the preparation of our daily lessons, or interrupt class discipline. In the field of sports several of our spartan minded youths of the freshman class have won recognition as members of the l.igh school athletic teams. Cur ambition for the coming year is to add new ltLrels for good old C. 3. H. S. Larlier in the school year a dance and buffet lunch party was held ot the high school auditorium, under the sponsorship of both the sophmore and freshman classes. It was here that the timid ireshraon was given the considerable razzing for his backwardness in coming forward on the dance program, but not so when the ehts were served. 7 e are looking foaward with pleasure to the annual picnic in June, at which time we expect to play host to the soph-mcres. H. Cc. rver . - 'IT 3 Mi w ■ •« •• • . O ; l: I f Ci . . : :,dq «■ Kathcrixc Kanc fiver Howano. « Uh EROORft: HruNKuatRT SMoxoA C.H.McCvnge . DiThCaLaMAO CweivH Ruwi MhorcoL.Brown Sar«nA.Mu .hh a(« KAr RrKKAC iNl . Ri THT-flwmN c. s. H. s. ALPHABET A-is for ambition which most of us lack. And if we don’t get some, we’ll get the suck. B-is for Books, we hevu many and more. We’d like to throw most of them out of the door. C-is for Chalk which we ought not to throw. If we do we will stay eighth period we know. D-is for Bad, whose car's in demand. By the boys, who have found a new girl who’s just grand. L-is for Errors which make the class roar, x.nd sometimes make teachers remarkably sore. F-is for Frosh, but Fresh are for what? fou may know a use for them but we do not, G-is for Girls, and Giggles, and Grins; They all go together like dimples and chins. H-is for Honor Roll which is just a sh rt list. It looks as if most of the students had missed. I-is for Idiots at the State Home; Be careful, you Frosh, if that way you should roam. J-is for Janitor who’s a good scout, Though he closes the building and locks us all out. K-is for Kasper who seems quite a lamb, But he seems to think he’s a real he-man. L-is for Le Grand who from Gloversville came, Where the weather is nice and we think she’s the same. M-is for Margaret and Marguerite and such, The kids call them Maggie which they don’t like, not much N-is for Nerve which we often display, Turning the hair of our dear teachers gray; C-is for Office a queer looing place, Where Frof. reigns supreme with a smile on his face. P-is for Prom, the big Junior Dance, t.t w.-ich all of the students and faculty prance. Q-is for .jui which each ten weeks we jet, We toke home our marks, and wo catch it, you hot. R-is for Racket w-.ich i„ heard in the hall. It’s not mode by a few, but it’s made by us all. S-is for Silence in the Study Kail kept. When Miss Front , on duty we all watCi- oui step. T-is for Teachers whose frowns we all dread. What we think of them sometimes just shouldn't be sail. U-is Un-po.ey rea, when we can't even bluff. Say it „ust once in English and you've said it enough. V-is for Venture and we ell roam aroune, nd before we know it we have been to town, ’.V-is for Worry before an exam, To save our skins we all have to cram. X, , Z-are the marks that we'd get, If they carried the system that far down, re bet. -0O0- Mr. Lacomber: Why did you leave off playing just os we got to the chorus? Gordon: On my music it says ’’Refrain. -0O0- Cherles Elkie: Golf is pie for me. Wilma: I see you just took another slice. -0O0- Lliss Howard. Just as I entered the courtroom, the judge got up and charged the jury. Paul f.: How much? -0O0- Memories A pleasant stroll along some shady creek, A rendezvous in some secluded nook With one's own spirit. What could be more perfect? Memories of by-gone years, Mingled with plans for the future. A trace of sadness, And a touch of hopefulness. You think of things you used to do, And plan the things you soon will do, Wile the silent stream slips on. And you are left alone—with your thoughts. 0, Memory'. Do not hide from me The things I used to know. And Foresight'. Let me see the things to be, And let me live in peace with others. H. Stewart--Eng. I Home A house is made of sticks and stones, And sills and posts and piers, But a home is made of loving deeds That stand a thousand years. The men of earth build houses, halls With chambers, roofs, ana domes, But the women of earth--God bless them--The women build the homes. Ft. Garney—Eng. II ‘ ■ • • AMONG OUR DISTINGUISHED -0O0- Jack O’Neil, with an average of 92.54, is valedictorian of the class of ’35. -0O0- Gordon Taylor, having an average of 90.5, is salutatorian of his class. -oOo- Francis Gilligan and Paul VanDeMortel will go to C. M. T. C. camp this summer. -oOo- Charles Moran, has received a total of 84 activity credits. -oOo- Mr. Spencer acted as chairman of the science section and Mr. Kasper as chairman of the mathematics section at the Finger Lakes Teachers' Conference held at Palmyra. -oOo- Mr. Edmund Kasper and Miss Elsie Jennings were married in April. -oOo- Mr. Hovey will represent Ontario County on the executive committee of the Finger Lakos Teachers’ Conference for 1935-36 -oOo- Honor Hughes attended the Waterloo, Naples, Palmyra, Hemlock, Canandaigua, and State Fairs in September and won prizes on cattle, poultry, swine, and vegetables. -oOo- . • . . . . , • ' ■ “ • . . i - ■ . . ’ . ... . ' ■ BCYS’ BASA2TBALL Although unable to eoual the record of last year’s team, the Clifton Springs High School basketball team of the season 1934-35 succeeded in making a creditable showing and in throwing a scare into the league leaders, being the first to capture a win from Manchester, league champions this season. The team was under the direction of Coach Spencer. The record of game s played and the i1 ’inger Lakes B Lea, ings are as follows: C.S.Ii.S, . £0 Pittsford 13 Pittsford C.S.H.S . £4 Manchester 21 Manchester C.S.K.S . 20 Pittsford £9 Clifton Spgs. C.b.H.S, . 2G Shortsville 31 Clifton Sp£rs. C.o.H.S . 10 Alumni 35 Clifton Spgs. C.S.H.S . 16 Phelps 22 Phelps C.S.H.S . 29 Naples 17 Clifton Spgs. C.S.K.S . 21 Victor 31 Canandaigua C.s.H.S . 16 Manchester 31 Clifton Spgs. C.S.H.S . 12 Shortsville 21 ohortsville C.S.H.S . 22 Phelps £6 Clifton Spgs. C.S.H.S . 23 Naples 29 Naples C.S.H.S . 28 Victor 21 Clifton Spgs. Totals 273 333 - PLAYYD AT Denotes lea-'ue game League Games Non-League Games Totals WON LOST 5 7 1 2 4 9 Manchester Shortsville Phelps Victor Clifton Spgs. Naples LEAGUE STANDINGS Played V on Lost Percentage 10 8 2 .800 10 7 3 .700 10 7 3 .700 10 4 6 .400 10 3 7 .300 10 1 9 .100 The C.S.H.S. basketball squad was composed of the following: McLouth, Burgess, Brown, Quigley, Hanlon, F. O'Connell , T. O’Connell, Moran (Captain), Braden, B. Ostrander, R. Ostrander, Devereaux, and Bunce. Officials were! Curran, scorer, and O'Neil, timer. Those who scored the most points this season were as follows: PLx-.YLR McLouth Burgess Brown Quigley POSITION POINTS forward 60 guard 47 guard 44 forward or 41 center J. O'Neil -0O0- Mr. Hovey: This coffee tastes like mud, dear. Mrs, Hovey: It was ground only this morning. -0O0- Ralph Salisbury: Who spilled the mustard on this waffle? Betty Squier: Why, this is lemon pie. -0O0- • . � • - ' .S I • • V- • % • • I 4 • • % % • • . '• % • v- • ’ SOCCER - SCORES Coach Kasper bossed the soccer outfit last season, and did a fine job. The local booters were jinxed all season by numerous injuries and did well to finish even. They won four, lost four, and tied one game. Paul Brown was captain of the C. S. Ii. S. blue kickers. Those who played or were out for the team deserve to nave their names printed below. They are: Paul Brown, Chuck Horan, Albert Liner, Jordan i.IcLouth, Paul Quigley, nussol Burgess, Bernard Cstrsnder, Francis O'Connel, Emory Smith, Charles Llkie, Kenneth Hanlon, Francis Gilligttn, Thomas Keating, Kichard Devoreaux, Donald Vanderhoofv Gordon Taylor, Vincent Northrup and Ainsworth Bennett. W™. The games end scores are listed below: 0. G. H. S. vs. Manchester 1-1 C. S. ii. S. vs. a. Bloomfield 3-1 0. S. K. S. vs. Geneva 1-0 C. S. h. S. vs. Victor 0-3 C. S. i.. 3. vs. Waterloo 3-1 C. G. II. S. vs. Shortsville 1-5 C. 3. H. S. vs. Geneva 2-0 C. S. H. S. vs. Manchester 1-2 0. S. E. 3. vs. Shortsville 1-2 Totals l3—io -oOo- Miss Cook: Brandon, how did you break off that tooth? Brandy: Shifting gears on a lollipop. -oOo- - : K • • • . - ...Oi « • ? ‘ « • - • - • • • • V CAN YOU IMAGINE: Salisbury at a great distance from a girl? Hiss Frantz without her pad and pencil before classes pass? Bob Bremer after he had hit a home run? Raubner without the answer? The Phelps boys bringing dates to one of our affairs? Blanche Dewey taking Babe Ruth’s place? Lee going out with some one besides Bob? Jeanette without Sally? Jordy--working? Ainsworth forgetting to say, ’‘Did you miss me?” Mr. Spencer and miss Howard dancing a square set? -0O0- Felix Curran: I hit a guy on the nose yesteiday ana you should have seen him run.” Bill Curran: That so? Felix: Yen, but he didn’t catch me. -0O0- Llary Louise: Aren't those chines melodiously beautiful? Such harmony.' So inspiring! Bob: You’ll have to speuk louder. Those confounded bells are ranking such a racket 1 can't hear you. -0O0- ft ■ v.y i v« w • .V — IT c 1 • 3 i' 18 ...., •. : • iC ' — 7, i 7. • i o «;o‘i • . •x . . c n iioit 9 ■ • ■ % - 1 • 1 • • • « ' ' . Tf ♦ ■ • girls' Basket ball games Although the girls did not attain as good a record as we had hoped they might, we are proud of them. Throughout the season they displayed good sportsmanship. If encouraged by enthusiastic support, the girls will try hard to attain a better record ne;ct year. Following are the scores of all their league games: Clifton Springs—13 Manchester-----16 Clifton Springs—10 Shortsville----11 Clifton Springs--21 Phelps---------22 Clifton Springs—30 Naples----------6 Clifton Springs— 9 Victor---------18 Clifton Springs—13 Manchester-----15 Clifton Springs—15 Shortsville----24 Clifton Springs--13 Phelps---------12 Clifton Springs—25 Naples----------8 Clifton Springs— 3 Victor---------21 152 L53 D. Goodman I • «... w '!.P: . V ■; • '• • . . ■. .; %■ • . • ■ • ■■ ■+ -A -'.i r . • - v , - A i • 7 • • • .. - - • ■ C : • • V . «� • ■% . Vv i.% I. ••• • . .. «■ . ' - -• • • • • - i • L V •- '' -■ . . • � . . -V - ‘ gU-t - i Ftt £§ : -V .V •- - 1 : ?. . • . . j r , - • ..v-v V BA N D This year Clifton Springs High School has had a very successful band composed of thirty-three members under the direction of Mr C. H. McCumber. Cn May 5, the band competed in class C in the Finger Lakes Contest held at Palmyra. They received a rating of ninety percent or highly superior. This victory enabled the band to journey to Syracuse and compete in the state finals at Syracuse University. Although they won no honors they deserve a great deal of credit for their good showing, as they competed against larger and more experienced, bands. The boys and girls also took part in the Memorial Day Parade and they will accompany the fireman to Palmyra on June 27th. In the soloist class there were three entrants from Clifton Springs. These were Paul Quigley, Mary Louise Bartholetiiew and Paul VanDeMortel who rendered solos on the Clarinet, Piano and bass horn respectively. Paul Quigley was given a rating of superior for his rendition of Fantosy on Rigoletto by Bassi. He competed at Syracuse in the state finals and again won a superior rating enabling him to go to the National Contest for soloists from all over the United States, and although he did not place among the finalists, his playing was excellent and his friends were all sorry that he did not have better luck. Members of this year's senior band are: Trumpets: G. Taylor, J. France, P. Wells, D. Morris, A. Bennett, R. Dusinberre, T. Gougeon, P. Hughson. Clarinets: P. Qugilev, W. Seigwald, F. Macomber, M. A. Madden, V. Kless, R. Garney, E. Garling Saxaphone: R. Lindner Trombones: D. Vanderhoof, F. Northrop, D. Walters Bass: P. VanDeMortel, V. Northrop Baritones: F. Landschoot, T. Walters Altoo: H. Hughes, R. Ostrander, W. Manley Snare Drums: T. O'Connell, C. Sheehan, P. Mocomber, F. Hillyer Bass Drum: A. M. DeVall Cymbols: E. Schantz G. Taylor NOTIS i'liCLi TKL 3,1© (Not so Musical) Two of our good looking girls in the band made a hit with the judge at Syracuse which lasted until our band played. Paul Brown, our drura major, has got to blow that whistle more and louder, if he expects the girls to notice him. Coming home from Syracuse uiss Cook sat with mr. Hacumbar until the lights went out. Something occupied Bob Ostrander's mind so thoroughly that lie left the mouthpiece of his horn in Syracuse. The discord heard while the band was playing one of its selections in Syracuse v;as due to the fact that Ainswoxth was playing f1om another piece of music, also rrom a different book. . • • . . . • • ' rt . : V y • • • • • i • 9 - • • • • . tv Every Day 1 Fall in Love—Mary Louise and Bobby My Solituae--Mary Alica Madden Lovely to Look At--Eaith Kauder I Won’t Dance—Bill Curran Lover Come Back to Me—Ainsworth Bennett Mr. and Mrs. Is the Name--The Kaspers Fare Thee Well—Miss LeGrand Sweet Music--Paul Quigley Happiness Ahead--Miss Kane Take Me In Your Arms--Honor Hughes He's the Object of My Affection—Eetty Sommers Wild Honey—Verna Edaings Goo, Goo, I Love You—Teige Gilligan 4 ' ' - HAWK ISLAND Hawk Inland, the senior play of 1934 was presented in November just before the Thanksgiving vacation. A large crowd was present to enjjby this starting mystery play. The play, directed by Miss LeGiand, proved to be practically the only ' source of income, to the seniors this year. The action of the play took place cn Hawk Island at |he home of Gregory Sloane {Paoi Qjg ley). Here the writer cjf mystery stories Antony E y c ordon Taylcijr), made quiite a hit-with the;..l: idfes'::t(n;til ajgll crime .occi ted and -Parish ..(.Paul Brown) was murdered Tom Austin (Ch nes. lkie} -the real criminal, was finally discovered through the efforts of Sell (Sara Jane Devere?ux)i f Lucille alters and Paujvan DeMortel lent humor, tooths play while Charles Moran provided the necessary thunder, a-nd- shot's :-:;:.Other important parts were picyeby ::Roasiierkhove , ; ho)as 1 Madeline loved the murdered n' 'J«ann. te; Poper, Lee Knapp, • Albert Miner, Tilliam Siegwald, and Embry Smith. The boys of the class all had a hand at the carpentry work which was necessary for the building of five doors. Jordan McLouth worked the rather difficult system of lights so necessary in a play of this kind. Elizabeth Squier acted as chairman of the ushers Pearl Hall managed the advertising and business. C. Jhite . ■ ' . •i b : u i ia sw i : 1' . tc -xoinoa - 1 b'm 9 A -no. roysv ni i- safn rfi aiotecf xad ov. I S’l 9 H . { • J ;v. . .i •. . • i 1 •• . i .•■-••roj u •’•. •: rb?c'iS I -qt.). , ■ 1 •; ■ ■ ' ■ff ' 3 i ' 2 ’■ '■■ • rc??ir;- . ■ :•• - ' ’ • ' ; ' .1'ttr.S i fens tb. ■ a • , • i yj;. C • f SliJ T 1 ;■: -39 ' y: v. ■' fci ' i . y tnir eirf$ 1 . v . o;. ■ :.'tor • 1 ISC . , . y .3 £ ■ 1 03 • - • t-, • : VH ,31 r-: -v .OS r.J j I MUSICAL NOTES Someone Stole Gabriel’s Horn —Paul Quigley In A Blue Intensive Mood —Mary Thomson Is I In Love, I Is”—Miss Underdorfel How’m I Doin'”—Edith Kauder Love in Bloom”—Sally and Jordy ’Sweethearts on Parade”—Jeannette and Paul Tell Me That You Love Me”—Lucile Walters Rollin’ on Your Roller Skates”—Doris Goodman THREE GUESSES v hat three local boys make frequent trips to Phelps? Who put the stuffed alligator in Miss Frantz's classroom? thS A- ““ « unfor- Who put the snake by the girls’ drinking fountain? What player recently arrived at the end of the third inning of a high school ball game? Whose fault was it? locker?36 Salisbury to tear his trousers on the Who is Paul Brown’s latest? « t I • ♦ « t On the afternoon of March.?, and the evening of March 5, the Juniors .phase ht ed'the operetta, careen Cheese . 'The fto-duction, with its Swiss, setting smd costumes, was very colorful. The Junior boys, if asked.-,, could tell you all abQUt;:Si lhS a stone wall or a green cheese moon. The girls received plenty of experience ih:iftaking paper flowers and Swiss costumes'. The story centered about the little, town of Uppendowh whore a celebration was:in progress in honor of the birthday of Johann Von Bimmer (George Durkec). To tho' rty came a Stranger, a young man from America( the;: -wrio cl aided to lov 6 cheectli, tii e;; ty§ figor s oeia .a. to like Trini, Johann’S sweethearthetthr- than cheese. As the story drew to a close, frd$biife-i!Y'•■« ?Trini, and stumbling Hans, his Freida , while the American-returned home Mary Louise Bartholomew sang-and danced ih-th-e rOle of Trini, while Irene Lannon played her friend and companion in the role of Freida. Av kard Hans, who made Old and young laugh, was • played by that man of men, Paul VanBeMor.tlfe, : Robent-Ostrander as mayor, and Richard Dickens as the big cheese man proved to be real actors A chorus of ten girls supported the cast with songs dances. They wore full skirts of rose, yellow, and blue, with-;' black bod ices. :!£ •'. Miss Underdorfol and Miss LeGrand directed the operetta v FATHER AND SON BANQUET ;e annual Father and Son banquet presented a gala scene when on Thursday night of November 8, 1934, the high school auditorium was filled to capacity with an eager throng of men and boys. The tables were tastefully decorated with barberry and snowberry sprigs. At the speakers’ table were the members of the Board of education and the men members of the school faculty. Mr. Albert Boshart, president of the Board of Education, presided. Under the capable leadership of Mrs. Ellis M. Wold, president of the Parent Teacher Association, a most delicious dinner was served, and too much praise cannot be given the association for the very fine arrangements so efficiently carried out. Rev. Raymond H. Huse, pastor of the Methodist Episcopal Church of Genova, was the guest speaker of the evening and used as his subject, Three Axioms in the Geometry of Life. Sufficient to say, he did himself credit as an outstanding speaker in painting a word picture of the really worthwhile things of life, in a m .nner that was easily gr-sped by all those in attendance. President Boshart, in his closing remarks explained the purpose of the gathering, and extended an invitation to remain after the banquet to inspect the school. H. Carver OUR FACULTY Tie departure of Miss La-Grand, our English teacher and librarian, is the only change in our faculty for this coming school year. Wo sincerely hope that in her new position, she will meet with the same success she has attained here at Clifton, and have associations as pleasant as those she is leaving behind! To our new teacher, Miss Klebert, we accord a most friendly welcome, and look forward to the continuance of the mutual understanding and co-operation that exists between the student body and faculty in the C. S. II. 8. H. Carver • . «, • • • . % • % • • 0 • . • • i • • % 0 •B • • : • f rftic . • • • fc I • • • V. ■ • • • • c . X t ■ • • • • ' Junior Prom If we had all of Winchell’s orchids, we would certainly give them to the class of '36 for giving such a delightful dance as their annual Junior Prom. Johnny Schwab played (from nine until one) for the affair. Tickets were sold for a dollar ten each, but we can't understand a sales tax of ten cents on ducats to a C. S. H. S. dance, and what else could the frog skin be for? According to the Juniors, they made a fortune. Well, that's two fortunes fc'r them. J. McLouth The Mother and Daughter Banquet A very fine supper was served by the Boara of Education and the Parent Teacher Association at the annual Mother and Daughter banquet. After supper the mothers and daughters were welcomed to the banquet by the president of the F. T. A., Mrs. Weld. Then Mrs. Cost welcomed the daughters in behalf of the mothers, and Mary Louise Barthelomew welcomed the mothers. Mrs. '. ebb also shov ed a humorous reel from one of Harold Lloyd's pictures. Then Pev. Walker of Newark gave a most interesting speech. D. Goodman Sportsmanship Brotherhood The following people were voted into the Sportsmanship Brothershood by the student body: Francis O'Connell, Robert Bremer, Richard Dickens, Ch..rles White , George Durkee, Helen Joyce, Jean Upchurch, Irene Lannon, Mary Alice Madden, ..nd Rosalie VanKerkove. These people received pins as proof of the sportsmanship they have shown in their school activities 4 ... . r % X ■ - ♦ •. x • 4.. ? . j � • «• • • ' • t • • 1 • • • ■ • s i . •• ' ! • • i • ' • • • • • • . • • • ■ • • .. ' • • • ' • ' • • • % - 1 • J - •. ••• • • • • • • . - • . . • % «r • � • ; v • . -• - •x • i ns Freshman-Sophomore Party marly in the fall mr. Hovey promised us an entertainment some tirae later in the year, so in February we decided to have a combined party of freshmen and sophomores, j.fter numerous meetings the date and otner details v ere decided upon, and we were quite fortunate in getting an orchestra. The party was scheduled for 7:30 on the first of march and most of the members or' both classes had assembled at 8 o'clock including iir. Levey and i-.iss Underaorfel who haa kindly consented to chaperone. After the orchestra had started to play, everyone suddenly seemed very bashful and after half an hour of this bashfulness Irr. Lovey decided to try and start the Virginia heel. This was new to most of us, but after count less mistakes .e finally learned. Then the fun really started, for the ice had been broken. A little after 9:30 several seniors seemed to accidently drift in and join in the fun. j.t 10:00 o'clock refreshments consisting of sandwiches, 13-Vrte and cake, were served and the seniors took pert in tuis also, much to the wrath of several of the sophomores. wlren the refreshments were over, we danced for another half hour and went home about 11:00 o'clock, having had a very pleasant time. L. Lsrle The Senior Lolly-Day mall The most elaborate of the year's dances was sponsored by the class of '35 during the Yuletide season. Stan Harris was engaged to play for the occasion. The hours of dancing were between nine-thirty and one-thirty. The gymnasium v;as decorated with Christmas trees and pine branches all woven together. The lighting system, too, was very effective. The isLnce was a great social success as well as a colossal financial flop. Tom Collins seemed to have a better time than anyone else. • ■ % i - •. •• . .Lx ; l 'i : • • • . Jt ■ •. I i % v • . • i .v. % . ■ • - • % . ) 5 ■ r .■ : . Winners of Activity Honors The school letters and the stars which nay be added to then are won on the foil wing schedule of activity credits: Girls Letter—20 credits One star--35 credits Two stars--50 credits Boys Letter—30 credits One star--45 credits Two stars—60 credits Three stars—75 credits Four stars—90 credits The following girls won letters: Alice Mae DeVall, Sara Jane Devereaux, Doris Goodman, Honor Hughes, Helen Joyce, r,dith Kauder, Lee Knapp, Frances Macumber, Jeanette Roper. Girls winning two stars in addition to the letter are: Doris Costello, Mary Alice Madden, Rosalie VanKerkhove. Boys winning letters are: Russell Burgess, Robert Haubner, Kenneth Hanlon, Robert Ostrander, Paul VanDeMortel, William Siegwald. Winning one star in addition to letter: Herbert Braden, George Durkee, Jordon McLouth. Winning two stars in addition to letter: Paul Brown, Paul Quigley, Gordon Taylor. Winning three stars in addition to letter: Charles Moran. . v . . ' ■ . c ’ k • .•• •% U- : .)o-j .1 06- ■ ' j.I Qc--S1EJ . - r .• : . • . . -v I 1 . i . • , i «T . f r’ ' • ■ . •; ■■■!' t - - • I■ . 0 : it : x • tnaiW • OUR ORATORS More interest then usual was shown in public prize speaking this year. As in previous years, this branch of extra curricular activity was under the supervision of Miss LeGrand. All those who participated certainly showed themselves to be real up and coning lecturers, for it was with the greatest difficulty that the county representative from this school was chosen. -Paul VandeMortel represented tne boys in Naples while Mary Louise Bartholomew acted as the girls' representative at Penn Yan. Prize winners in the local contest were Gordon Taylor and Lee Falkey for the boys and Mary Louise Bartholomew and Honor Hughes for the girls. The prizes, as in former years, were presented by the Board of Education. Others who contested were Lack O’Neil, George Durkee, Doris Costello, and Rosalie VanKerkhove. At the beginning of this school year the English IV Class voted to change the weekly publics cion, known as ’’The Clifton Springs High School News, to a new xvpe of issue known as The High School Epistle . Gordon Taylor served as editor for the first quarter, assisted by Sara Jane Devereaux and Alice Schroo. The second quarter editor was Paul Quigley, his helpers being Albert Miner and Jeanette Roper. At the mid-year several of our townspeople complained of the form our news had taken, so that it seemed advisable to change to the old method. Those who served on the staff for the remainder of the year are Jordon McLouth, Jack O’Neil and Gordon Taylor. The staff, through the use of the press, was instrumental in bringing about a change of school schedule to earlier hours. The members of the staff feel that they have been aided in English work through this practical means of editorial writing. J. McLouth . ' ASSEMBLIES We have witnessed some very interesting programs again this year. Some that were particularly interesting are, The Lonely Hearts Club program given by Miss LeGrand and the English III class; and Then the Lamp Went Out, and An Office Scene, both presented by Miss Underdorfel and the Shorthand II and Bookkeeping II classes. Mr. Spencer also presented an interesting program in which various chemistry experiments were made. Miss Frantz’s classes presented an interesting Christmas program, while Miss Howard’s classes presented the history of schools. All the teachers presented exceedingly high class entertainment and it is hard to tell just which ones are best. Those mentioned above are all from the high school department. We do not mean to slight the grades in the least. They too, have done memorable work. The speakers have been better than ever this year, and we all hope to welcome them again to our school. We are again looking forward to interesting assembly programs for next year. L. Bornheimer ; • ' ”, '0 - • • . ’ - Dear Edi tor, V tet mates Mary Louise so bright? If the medicine isn’t too distasteful I might try it rayself. Alibi-Shun Dear Kiss Shun, It isn't a disease; it’s a state of mind, like insanity (only different). She was born that way (bright, not insane). Eddie -oOo- Rich Suitor: I-or-suppose you know I have been making advan- ces to your daughter? Mr. Devereaux (extending hand): Yes, put it there, son. And now, what about her poor old father? -0O0- Mr. Hovey (taking pictures for Cliftonian): Now, anile nicely at this little girl over here. Bill Curran: Aw heck, that’s my sister. -0O0- Mr. Spencer: Give me some of that prepared Monoaceticacidester of solicylic acid. Jeannette: Do you mean aspirin? Mr. Spencer: Yes, I can never remember that name. -0O0- Edith: You didn't know who I was this morning, did you? Mary: No, who were you? -oOo- f • ♦ • . . . .. I • . : • yr:r • - • • A -V i •• . VI. • ,■ • • V': : : ; •' •• :' ■ O •• • '• - ■ ' f • : ' . ?’!u( •? 11 5 . tr r • 1 ' • r J 0 ■ For sale: The Seniors' Giant Prose Books. All are in excellent condition, having been used as little as possible. For sale: Book entitled How to Make Love . The book shows much use, but the facts are still valuable. I can guarantee results. Phone Paul Quigley For sale: Book entitled What We Learned in C. S. H. S. compiled by the Seniors. Some of the chapter headings are; Wavs to Avoid Eighth Period , How to Get Rid of Gum in a Hurry , How to Handle Freshmen , The Use of Chalk and Erasers , The most Effective Methods of Approaching Your Principal . The Seniors Wanted: A good hickory gavel with which to keep order. Miss Kane Wanted; A stenographer. Must be quick to take down names as dictated for eighth period list. Miss Frantz Wanted; A new supply of very small library books having large print and many illustrations, for use in making last minute reports. English Classes Wanted: A chance to go to Washington. The Juniors ; r . ‘ . i t 2 n . • eve 1 j . .■ ■ • - •‘ ■ • : r £HQ i . • • - ‘ -i • p-aoij 1. itxi - .. . ' EDITOR'S MAIL BOX Dear Eddie, Wha t so often? I want to know is—why do the Clifton boys go to Phelps Clifton Femme Dear Miss Femme, Could it be sauerkraut? Oh, say not so. Eddie Dear Editor, What makes Dea c Hanlon so straight? tha t. ITd like to be like Dear Mr. Bennett, Ainy Bennett. '_r Hanlon got that way putting his ®r to the transoms. He had to find some emusement as he wandered about the halls. Eddie Tor Dear Eddie , Where does Jordy get his pep , vim, and vigor? Cur ious Dea r Curious , When did you see Jordy? Eddie ■ 1 '• • . 'C . ■ ■ ■ � • • • . V • • • % « X • •: : - 3 . � • %