Clifton High School - Trojan Yearbook (Clifton, AZ)

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WHAT HE LEARNED SOMETHING CHUMMY Mrs. Nextdoor: “What has your boy learned at school so for this term? Mrs. Nayber: “He has learned that he'll hove to be vaccinated, that his eyes aren't really mates, that his teeth need repairing, and that his method of breathing is entirely obsolete. • • • DO TELL Dad: Now. children, tell me who has been the most obedient during the last month, and done everything that Mother asked him to do? Chorus: “You, daddy. • • • OBJECT Teacher: “Give me a sentence with an object. Boy: Teacher, you are very beautiful. Teacher: “What is the object? Boy: “A good mark. • • • TABLE MANNERS Stop reaching across the table. Junior. Haven't you a tongue? “Yes, sir, but my arm is longer. • • • COULD DBE So you met your wife at a dance? Wasn't that romantic? “No. Embarrassing. I thought she was at home taking care of the kids. • • • VIEWPOINT He had taken pains, when he applied for work, to assure the farmer that he never got tired. When his new employer went to the field where he had put the man at work, he found him lolling on his back under a tree. “What does this mean? asked the farmer. “I thought you were a man who never got tired? I don't said the hired man, calmly. “This doesn't tire me. “I tell you I won't have this room! protested the old lady to the bellboy who was conducting her. I'm not going to pay good money for a closet with a folding bed. If you think that just because I'm from the country— “Get in, lady, get in, the boy cut in wearily. “This isn't your room. This is the elevator. • • • PANCAKE EATER A man went to the doctor to find out what had made him sick. “What did you have for breakfast, the doctor wanted to know. I et seven pancakes, the man told him. “Ate, said the doctor. “Well, maybe it was eight that I et, said the patient. • • • HARD TO PLEASE A farmer had a son at college. At the end of the first year the son came home in high feather. He stood second in his class. Second? said the father. Second! Why didn't you stand first? What do you go to college for? The young man returned for his second year, determined to win first place. At the end of the year he returned home and announced his success. The father looked at him for a few minutes in silence, then shrugged his shoulders, and said: “At the head of the class, eh? Well, it can't be much of a college, after all. A BIT LATE Deacon Jones was very ill. His brethren were keenly interested in his condition. Toword the end, bulletins were posted on the backboard outside him home. 1 A. M. Deacon Jones very much worse. 2 A. M. Deacon Jones sinking fast. 3 A. M. Deacon Jones very low. 4 A. M. Deacon Jones dead. Gone to heaven. The little boy read the bulletin and then added this: 5 A. M. Great excitement in heaven. Deacon Jones not yet arrived. PAGE TWENTY-NINE

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ESPERANZA ROMERO ELVERA RUIZ MELVIN RUTHERFORD REBECCA SANTOS CHARLOTTE SCHADE SEIGEL SORELLS ANN STANTON RAUL TELLEZ RUDY VALENCIA CLIFFORD WILLIS

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Sophomore Snaps 1. Raymond and Mary 2. Two Lornas. 3. It ' Peays to grin 4. That's O'Connell behind the gum. 5. The Friendship is close. 6. Such pleasant scenery. 8. George Duran. 9. Four girls—yet only four legs! 10. Sophomore chief. 11. Six fine specimens of C. H. S. girlhood. 12. Cowhand Cochran. 13. Why walls are built. 14. Inseparable inseparables. 15. Popular threesome. PAGE THIRTY