Clear Lake High School - Cardinal and Black Yearbook (Lakeport, CA)

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THIS IS YOUR LIFE Good exenrny, lrdres and gentlemen Ihus rs your master ot eeremonles IOHNLPH GOODXVINARDS tomrng to you from Hollyvyood tomght to present the most speetaeulrr story of 1Qf8 lets yust yymder out rnto the ILICIILUCC now and see rt yye tan frnd our prrnerpal subject for tonrght shall yyef Alrlghty Good eyenrng mrdam slr hello there how re you7 Fxcuse me please mly I get through here? Welllll how do you do' Wfhat a surprrsel Arent you the vyorld famous author of I Led 13 Lrves the IBI and al I Was a Lyrng S g Pryrng Son of a Gun the only man to demolrsh eyery screntrfrc laboratory rn Russra usrng your own orrgrnal plans deyrsed yxhrle you attended that world famous rnstrtutron of learnrng the noted u oh yes Clear Lake Unron Hugh? THIS IS YOUR LIII' Counterspy for the FBI ROBERT DISHMAN BOCK 'Ir 'll There now lets not get all upset Mr Bock I knovy youd lrke to say a few vyords to your adorrng public New p Fr you mean youd rather wart trll we get on stage 7 Of eourse Shall vye go up7 Newp fPuff puff pantj Well here we are on stage and may I say drag hrm up here boys a Word of thanks to Mr Bock s dey oted vyrfe for helpmg us ar range thrs pleasant I I surprlse Mrs CINCIII' SIMPSON BOCR desrener and ereater of that fam s e l o t h e sl Su eaters for Any Oecasron Thank you Mrs Boek And novy vye trudge onward and frnd ourselyes rn your Senror year yyrth you as Presrdent of the Class of its Do you reeognrze thrs NOILC from thc past' BUI LXVANR Yes rts your hard yyorkmg nose to the grlnd stone Vrce Presrdent now 32nd Vrcc Presrdent of the Pencrl Prlferrng Corporatron of Amerret DICIx ONES' And out rn the audrence tonrght rs hrs yyrte the rayrshrng globe trottrng playgrrl S H A R O N SEVERSON KALFSBPEK SNEED TRAFT JONES' We re terrrbly sorry Sharon s ex husbands some of your fellow classmates couldnt be here to pay you trrbute but Im afrard the srght of them brrngs out Sharons old Irrsh temper In faet they are all now hosprtalrzed and rn serrous condrtron as a result ot rn yurres reeeryed from therr mutual exyyrfe the dug nrfred and refrned Mrs ones' Sharons frrst hus band Mr DAVF KALFSBEEK holds the posrtron of chref gurde rn charge of takrng the mrllrons of tourrsts who flock constantly to Mt Konoctr on a grand tour of the eelebrated mountarn RON SNFED works for Daye and has just earned the eoyeted trtle of Lrttle Papoose Gurde Another of Mrs ones ex husbands rs of course that one and only sensa successor to Elyrs Presley CHARLIE TRAFT whose latest drse Well Well Well has sold 25 OOO 000 copres My your wrfe has led qurte a lrfe Mr ones For you we haye thrs parr of dramond studded crutches rn apprecratron for your appearanee on our program tonrght And also thrs dandy krt put out by the CARRIS McKEE Dandy Do It Yourself Done For Company Therr specralty as you knovy IS a Make Your Ovrn Casket rn 30 Mrnutes Speclal Shox el Included Thank you srr BULLXVANK' Vile know Counterspy Bock that early rn your hrgh school years hunts of your lrfe s vyork appeared That s vshy your classmates affeetronately dubbed you THE MAD BOMBTR' Vile knovy thrs brrngs tears of memorres to the eyes of all classmates espeerally those who are unable to be ysrth us tonight lrke IANNIE IARINSRX yyho vyas reported lost ywhrle frlrng IIIIFJZIIILS xx hen she was Irbrarran at CLUH rn S8 A frantrt seareh has been carrred on through the years but rt s belreyed shes lost somewhere be tyy een the raeks .-. ' 7 L ', A Y. 1 I I- ' ' ' ' -' . , . . , . , . 4- v ,' ' , , ' ,' , . . . , , A.'L. ' K- ,K , ' L '. - V, 4 A - . , Y A I - 5 1 1 Y Y A . 7. , v fr 1 1 3 5 I LY V, Y A L , .y , I, . for - 7 . , so, ' , pyin, .. I 7 ' 4 1 '- Y 'L - I . . .. '- r A ' l Y A 'I , D . l ' ' y K ks, .fl , V ' I v - y 4 ' q', ...ah... . . ,L h . .. , ', u ' '- ,, . . ,, J , :ig 4 , v 1 , y Q y . , y , . , ' ' tional, swinging, Rock and Roll, teen-age idol, that ' 1 ' ' ' f 4 V 17 4 4 y v Y ' , , 1' as 7 M4 l Q 7 7- . Y A' v Y ' U - as ' lr, , v ' ' ' . A. . Y I g ' 7 1 - f ' 1' A' 7 Y ' Y I ' 9 7 y 5 as ., V V . . , . I '-' A v '1 ' ' .rl ' ' , A, ,. r' ,- . v' . - v 1 1' 1 .IL . I- ' V 4 4' 4 ' 1 ' L lr. Ak., I t A ' . V ,Y . - 1 -, .1 ' v 4 H -V In ly - '-I - ' v ' A' r - . I I Ou ' une. - ' ' . . , r y '- ' . V V. ya ' A I ' ' .P A A' . N K, , ' ' I r .. YA ' Q, A , r - . - . I v' A XY ' - - 7' '- ' ' . r ' f , t- . . ,' ..,, 1- ' , A , L, ' - . , I ' ' ' ' f ' e, - 1 , 'I .. v A fu I A V, 7 ' .'4- ' , 1 - v ex V I ,A ' - ' '.

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Of course we all know JAMES BERRY LUSK worlds champron sheep shearer' Foxy just cap tured the record for continuous sheep shearing of now 52 days wrthout sleep and hes stnll gomg' Keep up the good work son However poor jrm rsnt farlng so well fmancrally Hrs backers those three m1ll1ona1re sheep tycoons ROLAND BARTLETT DENNIS LANE and WIL LIS COVEY are reapmg all the profrts In all farr ness though we must gave crednt to the real brams 1n thls outfrt It rs known only ln the small clrcles of great busmess that those two famous shrewd and unbeatable lawyers BETTY TOCHER and NELL KELSEY are the only reason Lane Covey and Bart lett havent lost all their fortunes rn surts brought agarnst them by thelr lrate nelghbor Dr BEN A MIN P WRIGHT Chrld Psychologrst Poor Ben says all hrs patnents now act luke sheep saymg only Baaa and walkmg on all fours because of the rmmense rnfluence upon them from the surroundmg flocks Thls has of course drrven Dr Wrrght nearly man he rs and wrth the help of lazr psychxatrrst Dr DAVID LEWIS PhD DBE TOD and ABC he ll come through the crxsrs That female executxve 'IAN DEVOTO IS as we all realrze much too rushed to appear here l1ve to mght So we have a frlm dlrect from New York which we ll swxtch on camera now er now-er now77 Hello there Bob darlmg' just a moment to con gratulate you on your tremendous success and to present you wrth a specral surprrse As you know I m Presrdent of the Used Tea Bag Co whose motto IS Why Throw rt Away Its St1ll Good for Another Day We buy used bags and sell them for V2 prlce So to you Counterspy Bock as a patrrotrc crtxzen I present you wxth one years supply of Used Tea Bags' You needn t bother to try to say thanks I know you re choked up So Im sendlng thrs by specnal de lnery across country usmg my three fastest runners those FAMOUS FLEET FOOTED FRAULEINS FED ON FRESH FISH MARY JANE RUSSELL LAVERNE PEREGRINA and SUE DOBBS Please grve them each a mackerel when they arrrve Thank you Mrss Devoto Ladres and gentlemen we ve just had a news bul letxn that Im sure wxll touch everyone s heart UDY RASHE who was due here tomght has met wrth an unfortunate accident On thxs country glrl s frrst trip to the Big Crty she saw a sngn saylng Watch For Trams On Tracks So she watched untrl one came as the srgn sand she was watchmg on the tracks' Bless her bones' But the show must go on MISS TERRI FORGIT Edxtor of the controxersnal scandal magazme BUZZ BUZZ and her assocnates JO ANN EUSTIS and JIMMIE LU HALE MOORE are currently hndmg out from that ruthless gangster TONY FURGER You ve all heard of the BUZZ BUZZ Expose scooped by Correspondent Eustrs about Furger s rack ets how Tough Tony and hrs thoroughly mer crless and notornous thugs FAT FREDDY LAU TEREN MOLDY MORRIS COLTON and WILD WOOLY WALT COVEY took over and cornered the market on that great Amerrcan drsh and frred rn Spxder Sauce They upped the prrce so hrgh the Amerrcan pubhc was gomg broke eatmg and there was such emotronal unrest about thrs sub Ject that BUZZ BUZZ fmally dared to show Tonys trxbe rn therr true colors If you see any of these three men beware' They are armed and known to be exceedingly dangerous Take cautlon and notify polrce chlef BOB LINGO' H1 Bomber' Remember the day we all cut out at noon hour to get the mall 11 grrls and you? You always lrked those kmd of odds' Yes 1ts another cellmate NINA RAYBURN KITCHEN She and BRAD took trme off from therr thrrvmg busmess and 17 chlldren falso thrrvmgj to honor you tonrght They re certamly l1v1ng examples of mgenrous thrnk mg One day Brad notxced that Nmas mouth was contrnually open and made use of the fact They now own the largest Stamp Lrckmg Corporation rn the world And besldes Nma Brad has 17 other mouth to lnck stamps Brad and Nma also employ two people to place the stamps on the envelopes only M1 cent extra BOB MORANDA and MARY KAY DAVIDSON Its been rumored that these two are 7 7 3 . ' . - - 3 , I - ' ' , as - P - - .J , I , . y . , U l , n 0 I I . . . , . . , .. , , . . . , I 7 s ' 1 1 W , , - . . 1 . , J 7 , !,' . I 7 , I . a 1 ' . u , .. , ,, y , . J - ' , ' - , . . , .. ,, - .. ,.. - 7 y U H .. ,, , I , a . . . , to h1s breakmg pomt. But belng the calm, sensrble -'Frozen Frog Legs, dipped in Grasshopper Juice , , Q . . . . , . ., . . ., . . ., . . ., ' 7 ' ' ' ' , . 1 1 l 1 7 , - . . I , . . , , U -1 a 1 ' .. , . s - .. ., . , -T' . . . . . , , ' ' In 7 - 1 ., - Y 7 5 I U 7 - . L - ' , ' , . ' ' , s .. , ,