Clear Lake High School - Cardinal and Black Yearbook (Lakeport, CA)

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SENIOR CLASS PROPHEC Y Tragedy at C L U H II These bloody headltnes drIpped across the front pages of the Lake County Bee early ID the year IQBO The shockIng dtsaster whIch threatened the reputatIon of the whole school system a nameless Sentor Problems Term Paper' The lIneup members of the class of 56 ChIef InvestIgator Mr Ledbetter Would such a horrIble thIng happen? Would Mr Watson by not gettIng thIs unknown SenIor Problems grade on the records cause the report cards to be Issued past schedule? NEVER' DORIS MORGAN who had soon tIred of the borIng hobby of huntIng her own plano keys In the form of Elephant Ivory In the dense AfrIcan Iungles had become edItor reporter typIst copy gIrl prInter proofreader and stampIIcker for the BEE FeelIng sorry for MR WATSON she ran a specIal ad IU her classI fled SECTIONS personal column WANTED The CLUH CLASS OF 56 In they came and the town of Lakeport became aluve agatn especlally when BILL DESCHAMPS landed on the school tennus courts ThIs was the fIrst look Lake County had of the Carpet 88 a take off on the anctent NIagIc Carpet of Bagdad BIII greeted DorIs wIth a regular sales talk on the perfectIons of thus sIIck wall to wall lob DorIs eagerly asked BIII about the past twenty four years of hIs ltfe Well DorIs you remember old BOB STONE oont you? He heard of my Rocket Carpet Interests and came to be my partner We both got tIrecl of scrapIng the Bar dahl from our fIngernaIls and thought a carpet was the answer Bob espectally lIked the Idea because It would be such a boom to hIs fellow blrdwatchers BIrdwatcher Bob Stone'P'P'7 Yes IIS sad Isnt It'-7 But whIle prunIng IH hIs vast pear enterpruse Bob be came Interested In a new spectes of DoIIckonyx Oryztuorus and ftne feathered frIends have been hIs Ilfe ever sInce DOFIS and BIII found theIr way to the new glass gym where the class was to gather and they were promptly bIInded by the brIIlIant IIght of flashbulbs and a crowd of reporters Yes It was HERBERT DAVENPORT BUTLER He IS known as the Lady GOdIV6 of PUFIIY Store Managers remarked DOTIS He vowed not to cut hIs golden curls untII he became VIce PresIdent IH charge of llcktng labels and personally I hope he doesnt trIp over hIs golden locks' The shatterIng of flashbulbs was heard and who was found scratchIng around In the tIny bIts of broken glass but RUSSELL WEAVER How QIIITUI Russell s cruel and heartless land lady Pat Rouse had grown so suck and tIred of hearIng The Stars and Strlpes Forever that she very accIdentally took a sledge hammer to hIs prIze tenor saxophone The damages drove htm Into the Iunk busIness but the poor fellow stIIl has a brIght outlook on lIfe hIs prtme busIness locatton the corner of ThIrd and Howard After taIkIng to PAT ROUSE we can understand her hostIlIty and deep dark outlook Pat had rusen to the hetghts of gIItter and glory as an outstandIng bal lerIna but had been completely rutned by her pedIcurIst NaIls Nolan What can a ballertna do wIthout her bIg toe? You cant Imagtne DENISE NOLAN as a pedIcurIst'? Well neIther can I so don t expect a case hIstory' There he was all by hImself In the corner and as bald as a bIllIard ball It couldnt have been but It was MIKE FREEMAN Just as evcryone had warned he had cut hIs hatr so short that It lust wouldnt grow back MIke became a foreIgn dtplomat for the state department and had complete charge of all pencII sharpenIng for the FIfth Geneva Peace Talks WIth that haIrless head you could mIstake hIm for a member of the RussIan Delegatlonl 11 11 - - 1 - 1 . , . . - . . . . , 1 ' I 1 I I I I - I I T 11 11 - V - 11 1 . . , ' . ,, . , 1 11 11 1 - , - . . . . . ,, , l I - I 1 11 11 1 1 - . , . ,, 1 - ' ,, . . . . . . . . ,, ,, - 11 ,, . , . , . . . , . . 1 1 - 1 . . . . ,, 1 . , . 11 - 11 - - 11 - , . ,, . . . . . - - 1 - - 11 1 1 - . . . . . , 1 - 1 . . . ,, - I I - 11 11 I 11 1 1 1 1 . - A - 11 1 ,, 1 ' I A . . - 1 - A , , ' I . . . , , - 1 - 2 - 1 . . . . 1 .

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Say Mosca what ever happened to your old buddues ROD WILLIAMS and JACK ALLENBAUGH99 Havent you seen them yet DorIs'P You couldnt mIss Jack wIth that huge clock he has strapped to hIs wrust He IS Rods chlef tImer everythnng from hIs pulse to how fast hIs haIr grows Ever SINCE Rod s Olympuc days back In 1960 hIS every movement IS tImed Dont you remember Jack always was a clock watcher back In school wIth the exceptIon of Saturday nIghts that Is' That aroma ITS famIlIar where have I snlffed It before? DOFIS eyes floated around th gym lookIng for an answer She could have guessed there were WILMA HASTINGS and SANDY SMYTHE half hIdden by stacks of what seemed to be popcorn bags DOFIS they re only a dnme please buy a bag pleaded her two old classmates RInglIng Brothers and Bar I thought so roared Dons We were thought of as such experts at the Lakeport Theater that the crrcus hlred us In theIr experlmental popcorn lab and we goofed Popcorn IS no longer noIsy' Who ID the world would belIeve It? RON BUGBEE wIth a poltce escort' Ron had lust been apprehended after years of hldnng Hts muItImIllIon dollar LIfe Saver Company was scheduled to appear before the Tlmothy UnAmerIcan ACTIVITIES Commlttee It has been found that Ron s lIfe saver had vanIshed and hIs product was all hole He had 8I'VlVedl' Senator RON TIMOTHY the VegetatIonIsts candldate for PresIdent Botanlst ROBERTA BOCK had ftnally snared Ron by means of her tasty achIevement a cross between a turnIp and a black eyed pea Flrst on Ron s plat form was the total ban of anchovIes In PIZZB PIe People were arrIvIng thIck and fast The parklng lot yes at CLUHD was fIllIng up and who was found rIdIng the runnung board of BILL BARTLETTS pull pow ered suburban crulser but BILL McDOW BIll has been hIttIng the raIls ever SINCE a teacher told htm to travel How dud thIs effect hIS lIfe'P Well BIII became qunte the mountaIneer and led the second conquest of Everest I had heard about thIs but stall couldnt belleve It Old dead eye DIck PEGGY WARE and her own squad of lIttle basketball players a A and a B team o less' Peggy was QUITE a celebrIty and had even htred PAUL TIGER SORENSON to keep her llttle monsters In lIne ThIs Isnt so strange when you realIze that Paul got hIs BS MS More of Same and Ph D PIled Hugher and Deeper from Oxford Unlverslty In ChIld Psychology He IS currently engaged In wrItIng has memoIrs of babyhood Pablum In the Sux pack She came In wearlng gold thong sandals and flow ng toga After beIng stared at sufflclently MINETTE JANIN Informed the others that she had found a way to communlcate wIth the GrecIan cIvIlIzatIon and had become Platos bodyguard What a lIfe' My what a change In the course of a few years BENSON EDWARDS IS stIll Interested In the stock lDUSIf'I6SSlll Well as PresIdent of the New York Stock Exchange that IS One of the btggest transactIons Ben had pass through hIs offnce was the sIgnIng over ot the Ford CorporatIon to HERB JEFFERS Herbs lIfe had always been domInated by the VISION of takung the corners on one wheel Instead of two' ThIs years model operates on one whIte rubber ture wIth platunum spokes' A redhead wIth a Dutch Cut CPD Everyone wondered at the sIght of thIs strange person who must be a member of the class of 56 We soon found out that thus was MARY HERR N who whlle attendnng San Franclsco State became 11 - I I H H I - , . . , . H If - - . I - . . . . . . , . , ' 1 . . . , ' I , . . . . ,, I 1 ' . H - I 4 - - A H . I 1:- - , . If - 1 - If I 1 1 - 11 - - U H H V . . . , . H . , . - ff ,, . . . . . - H I ' - . . . . , . .. , . . . , I - - ' - . fC , . . . , . , . - - I , . - - I . - If 4 H - I - n H H If H n . . - ,I H . . . . . , . . ., . . Q D, . Q D . - I, - - If I ' 4 . . I 1 , . I , , . . . . . , - 1 , r, . . . I. , 'I