Clear Lake High School - Cardinal and Black Yearbook (Lakeport, CA)

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How smooth you are how crude you umature lushers' shrueked Barbara reach ung up to pat her modufued crew cut the latest fashuon un gurls haur styles Recoverung from her surpruse Becky asked Don what was happenung Oh thats uust Jum and Bull goung on another panty raud he said as soon as he could speak They pester those poor gurls nearly to death You see they are members of the Vu Gamma fraternuty They are stull tryung to graduate from college and occasuonally they get very bored and dusgusted wuth lufe Thus us how they make ut unterestung Barbara and Camulle started the Vuna Chu sororuty when they furst started college here and they luked college lufe so well that they have remauned here ever sunce takung graduate courses Barbara us the sororuty presudent and the Vu Gamma fraternuty lust recently elected Camulle theur Homecomung Queen They passed over the college staduum and Becky notuced that a game was beung played At furst glance she thought ut was football but on lookung more closely she groaned Oh no Don' That usnt Speed a Way they re playung us ut? Yes ut us Jeanne Crabull U V s coach has developed ut unto the most popular sport on the planet Lusten to that crowd roar' They love ut Then they passed a studuo wuth a puano un the wundow Don explauned that thus was the great Danny Mulls studuo Dan Don went on took puano lessons and us now a second Luberace He us very famous and all the women lust love hum Katherune Funley the noted haur stylust us kept very busy wavung hus haur Rumors of a romance between them are now curculatung Becky coughed as Don blew out an extra Iarqe nuff of smoke from hus cugar Where dud you get that awful thung'? she asked wrunklung up her nose Thus us the McNeull Specual chuckled Don Bob has done very wull for hum self wuth hus cugar factory Hus motto us We out stunk em all and he added exam unung the ash that gathered at the end of hus cugar uts a hundred per cent cor rect Bob eloped wuth Delores on the nught of theur graduatuon from hugh school and she us now owner of a large factory whuch produces an aur deodorant S funny thung Don reflected whenever Bobs sales go up so do hers And I can see why' Becky snorted openung the wundow She looked out to see a sugn on a buuldung readung lversen School of Dance So Kareen went on wuth Oh yes Don exclaumed Shes very well known as she managed to develop a dance out of Wesleys latest hut Sp toosh lts a luvely luttle number portrayung old men un a cugar store tryung to hut a sputtoon ls Wesley wrutung popular songs now? I thought he was structly longhaur Well as a matter of fact he was He had a great contempt for these honky tonk popular tunes but after years of strugglung as a poor unrecognuzed musucuan he got exasperated and wrote an unpronounceable nonsensucal song called Ftzmrk whuch was an ummeduate hut He has been wrutung popular musuc steaduly and has made a bug fortune You probably wouldnt know Wes now hes whats descrubed as a real gone cool cat Then they saw James Larson wuth a bundle of newspapers under hus arm shout ung Extra' Extra' Read all about ut' at the top of hus vouce Hes sellung the Evenung Star Don saud He had a wonderful uob as a pro fessor of advanced mathematucs at UV but unfortunately he got un some sort of a shady deal and thus caused such a scandal that he lost hus uob as well as hus money Genevueve Lee sympathuzed wuth hum because hus last unutual was the same as hers and she gave hum a 'ob on her paper Oh us Genevueve edutor of the Star? Yes After strugglung as a copy gurl for the Lake County Bee for a whule she started thus very successful paper when she arruved up here Shes also presudent of the Luterary Club They meet once a week and go outsude to gaze at the moon drunkung un unspuratuon Then they see who can wrute the most poetucal poem Don was now back un front of hus offuce buuldung and he slowly settled the space o cruuser to the earth He bought a paper from James and turned to lrl Ruckabaugh s column lrl us the most noted news commentator of our tumes He knows all there us to know about anyone even the reason why they re always tryung to umpsich Gaul He wears a derby and spats carrues a gold headed cane and us always smokung one of McNeull s cugars A dugnutary gust usnt complete wuthout one Now that you ve seen our planet what do you thunk of ut'? Thunk you want to luve here? My partner Ron us back and we mught make a deal for a paltry sum He wunked over Becky s head at Ron who had lust stepped out of the offuce buuld ung Frances was cruusung over lookung for a fare and she heard Dons remark Ill bet utll be a paltry sum' That old shyster' she muttered Opemng her wundow she yelled Becky' Dont pay hum any more than necessary O K , Franny, laughed Becky, as she ran up the staurs unto the buuldung . ,, . .. - , I I f . I ' II l I ' I . . . . . ,, . . ' ' 11 - ' - 1 . . , ,, . . . . . 1 - 1 . . . . . ,, 1 - 1 1 11 - 1 1 - - - 11 - 1 1 ' ' ' 1 ' ,, . . . 1 . . 1 - 1 - ' 1 - - 11 ' I ' ll ll Il ' ' - 1 1 . , . 1 1 1 . . ,, 11 - - 11 L I - - . , . 11 - - 1 - - 1 11 11 - - . I ' . . . . . ,, . 1 ,, - ' 1 1 1 . . . . ,,. , 1 ,, . . . . . - 1 - - - 111 . a - 11 11 1 ' 11 1 1 I ' 11 11 - ' . , . - - - - 11 11 11 ' el' anClng, S e fernal' e . 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It us sad very sad You see he convunced Shurley Smuth of hus love for her and they were marrued Poor Shurley' As Larry never worked she had to support theur eleven chuldren Funally she couldnt stand ut any more and so she decuded to do somethung about ut She trauned all the chuldren to tvvurl batons They are now luvung off the money won by her champuon twurlung and drull team Before Muss Wayne moved back to Spaun wuth her matador husband they used to appear at the bull fughts Muss Wayne met her true love when he kulled the meanest bull on the planet after a long and bloody battle It was love at furst sught Wesley used to accompany the twurlers wuth hus barutone but that was un hus less successful days Becky then notuced a man un the street who appeared to be sellung duapers Now who us that? Thats Darrell Creamer He used to be Venus Chrustuan Duor and desugned the most exclusuve clothes on the planet untul a rather unfortunate uncudent ended hus career He let Gene Chantler Don Lange and Nevel Lyons talk hum unto desugnung a dusappearung fabruc All the women wore dresses of thus cloth to a large dance and halfway through the evenung the dresses uust dusappeared Sunce then decent woman has spoken to hum He was engaged to Ruta at the tume and she sued hum after the engagement was broken and un thus way she gauned possessuon of hus vast fortune Now he us pennuless and destutute tryung to eke out a luvunq by peddlung baby clothes Whatever happened to Don Gene and Nevel? Don was Rutas furst fuance after her husbands death They were very happy untul Don realuzed he was losung all hus money He has trued many ventures un busu ness sunce then but was thrown un uaul recently when he was arrested for tryung to sell the scales on a gold fush s back to Frutz Nevel was a successful lupstuck salesman untul he lost hus uob by unsustung he prove to hus customers how kuss proof hus brand was He was un many shady deals wuth Don and they are now sharung the same cell The two of them cause the warden Betty Robunson endless trouble wuth theur uduotuc schemes of escape Its very touchung to see how they refuse to be defeated un theur purpose Betty us the toughest warden ever seen on the two planets but she us gentle wuth these two as she us convunced that they are not un theur proper place they belong wuth Frutz Old Chantler has really made a place for humself up here Do you remember graduatuon and how he was always hopung to make the team? Well he amused us by umutatung some of the players as the trup up here was long and rather borung He us now the top comeduan on Venus sort of a muxture between those old Earth stars Jerry Lewus and Mr Peepers Who us that poor man? asked Becky noddung toward an obvuously drunk person slught of buuld reelung along the sudewalk tryung to read a horror comuc book That's Gary Cossey the mad cartoonsst Hes now un one of hus mulder stages He was a very famous cartoonust untul hus engagement to Ruta but he turned to drunk to forget all hus troubles after he lost hus money Now he s makung a munt by drawung lurud cartoons for horror comucs and hes very famous but hes one of these people who never lukes to show hus money They had turned unto one of the better sectuons of the cuty and passed an enor mous mansuon Who luves there? gasped Becky quute overcome by the splendor of the estate Thats Ruta s wunter home Across the street un that dunky luttle four story one block cottage Iuves Loretta Smythe Ruta s lawyer who has won all Ruta s breach of promuse cases except one That was Jon s and she lust could not force hum to pay the sum that was asked You see Venn Marschall us the uudge and he gets very tured of all these cases He always goes to sleep un the muddle of them and wakes up after they are over He funds thus much easuer on hus nerves Devona Walker us Ruta s maud She knows when shes well off' The amount of money she makes un a month us equuvalent to the average mans yearly uncome Now we are approachung the Unuversuty of Venus founded by the very famous Leland Bucknell A look of prude crossed Dons face He marrued Evelyn Muhl hauser and together they founded thus great unstututuon of hugher learnung Lee us presudent of the college and Evue us Dean of Women Were all very proud of these two As they approached the beautuful campus they were startled to see two college men wuth theur arms full of fulmy punk blue and whute luttle nothungs come streak ung toward them They were recognuzed as Jum Morgan and Bull Van Gunda dressed un the latest college fashuon In close pursuut were Camulle Garner and Barbara Ross dressed sumularly to Bull and Jum Bermuda shorts and socks durty whute buck shoes and the whute pupes wuth curved handles suutable for theur sex Brung those back' 1 ' 1 ' ' . .i ' 1 ' I ' 1 I I - n . 1 a . v 1 I ll , . 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BARBARA AND BECKY W. 1' DARRELL CREAMER Af I 1 ' 'I I i, 0, ,f, 'fir' Q1 I V fn, 1 A A 1 - 4 ,' ,. ' ' I '. fyk' 2f?if?g ii if ,fi 41 A STANLH QQNRA 7'h. EVELYN MUHLHAUSER