Clear Lake High School - Cardinal and Black Yearbook (Lakeport, CA)

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It us sad very sad You see he convunced Shurley Smuth of hus love for her and they were marrued Poor Shurley' As Larry never worked she had to support theur eleven chuldren Funally she couldnt stand ut any more and so she decuded to do somethung about ut She trauned all the chuldren to tvvurl batons They are now luvung off the money won by her champuon twurlung and drull team Before Muss Wayne moved back to Spaun wuth her matador husband they used to appear at the bull fughts Muss Wayne met her true love when he kulled the meanest bull on the planet after a long and bloody battle It was love at furst sught Wesley used to accompany the twurlers wuth hus barutone but that was un hus less successful days Becky then notuced a man un the street who appeared to be sellung duapers Now who us that? Thats Darrell Creamer He used to be Venus Chrustuan Duor and desugned the most exclusuve clothes on the planet untul a rather unfortunate uncudent ended hus career He let Gene Chantler Don Lange and Nevel Lyons talk hum unto desugnung a dusappearung fabruc All the women wore dresses of thus cloth to a large dance and halfway through the evenung the dresses uust dusappeared Sunce then decent woman has spoken to hum He was engaged to Ruta at the tume and she sued hum after the engagement was broken and un thus way she gauned possessuon of hus vast fortune Now he us pennuless and destutute tryung to eke out a luvunq by peddlung baby clothes Whatever happened to Don Gene and Nevel? Don was Rutas furst fuance after her husbands death They were very happy untul Don realuzed he was losung all hus money He has trued many ventures un busu ness sunce then but was thrown un uaul recently when he was arrested for tryung to sell the scales on a gold fush s back to Frutz Nevel was a successful lupstuck salesman untul he lost hus uob by unsustung he prove to hus customers how kuss proof hus brand was He was un many shady deals wuth Don and they are now sharung the same cell The two of them cause the warden Betty Robunson endless trouble wuth theur uduotuc schemes of escape Its very touchung to see how they refuse to be defeated un theur purpose Betty us the toughest warden ever seen on the two planets but she us gentle wuth these two as she us convunced that they are not un theur proper place they belong wuth Frutz Old Chantler has really made a place for humself up here Do you remember graduatuon and how he was always hopung to make the team? Well he amused us by umutatung some of the players as the trup up here was long and rather borung He us now the top comeduan on Venus sort of a muxture between those old Earth stars Jerry Lewus and Mr Peepers Who us that poor man? asked Becky noddung toward an obvuously drunk person slught of buuld reelung along the sudewalk tryung to read a horror comuc book That's Gary Cossey the mad cartoonsst Hes now un one of hus mulder stages He was a very famous cartoonust untul hus engagement to Ruta but he turned to drunk to forget all hus troubles after he lost hus money Now he s makung a munt by drawung lurud cartoons for horror comucs and hes very famous but hes one of these people who never lukes to show hus money They had turned unto one of the better sectuons of the cuty and passed an enor mous mansuon Who luves there? gasped Becky quute overcome by the splendor of the estate Thats Ruta s wunter home Across the street un that dunky luttle four story one block cottage Iuves Loretta Smythe Ruta s lawyer who has won all Ruta s breach of promuse cases except one That was Jon s and she lust could not force hum to pay the sum that was asked You see Venn Marschall us the uudge and he gets very tured of all these cases He always goes to sleep un the muddle of them and wakes up after they are over He funds thus much easuer on hus nerves Devona Walker us Ruta s maud She knows when shes well off' The amount of money she makes un a month us equuvalent to the average mans yearly uncome Now we are approachung the Unuversuty of Venus founded by the very famous Leland Bucknell A look of prude crossed Dons face He marrued Evelyn Muhl hauser and together they founded thus great unstututuon of hugher learnung Lee us presudent of the college and Evue us Dean of Women Were all very proud of these two As they approached the beautuful campus they were startled to see two college men wuth theur arms full of fulmy punk blue and whute luttle nothungs come streak ung toward them They were recognuzed as Jum Morgan and Bull Van Gunda dressed un the latest college fashuon In close pursuut were Camulle Garner and Barbara Ross dressed sumularly to Bull and Jum Bermuda shorts and socks durty whute buck shoes and the whute pupes wuth curved handles suutable for theur sex Brung those back' 1 ' 1 ' ' . .i ' 1 ' I ' 1 I I - n . 1 a . v 1 I ll , . 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SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY 'Where to Muss? asked Frances Blshop stoppmg her space-o-crulser nn front of the bewtldered lookmg woman who had lust stepped off the I 02 rocket from Earth I dont know maybe you could help me Im lookmg for a good real estate a ent 9 Say' You havent been here before have you' Everyone that has ever vusuted Venus knows of Don Farnsworth He never lets em leave wnthout trying to sell them something Frances glanced agam at the woman In the back for somehow she looked famulnar Arent you Becky Ross my old classmate from way back an 1955? Well' Golng to llve up here now? Yes I am If I luke ut Arent you Frances Bnshop? I havent seen my old frlends for so long I probably wont recogmze half of them She sughed All these new thmgs rockets a flymg car called a spaceocrulser modern lookmg buuldmgs so dlfferent from the Earth of 25 years ago She recalled how everyone had dns agreed wnth her old bellef that space was unconquerable Buuldnng a space shup and flynng to Venus CMars was too commonplacej had always been a topnc of much dlscusslon In the Physucs class of 55 and fmally the day came In 1956 when the progect was fmnshed The entlre class of 55 was re assembled and they left their homes and frlends to start a new clvlllzatlon all except Becky who belueved they would never make It and so she refused to go Here you are Becky Frances Interrupted Beckys reverse Practucally the moment Don stepped on thus planet he made a cool mnllnon by subdnvldung nt and selling lots wlth hrs partner Ron Ware Both of them are very ruch but they wull try to take every cent you have Dont you let em' O K Thanks Franny Becky paud her fare and walked up to the block long office bulldlng She found Ron out but Don puffing on a smelly cigar and fllcklng the ashes off wuth a specual leweled ash fllcker was very defumtely In and promlsed to fund her a cholce home Of course you want to llve un the clty Thats where nearly everyone IS except for Stanley Conrad He s got a mllluon acre pear ranch out In the valley Hr., brought the famous Lake County Bartlett pear up from Earth and has quute a prosperous ranch as he clanms exclusrve rughts to that partncular brand The gets on Dons spaceocrulser roared as the machine rose Oh whos that? Becky asked seelng a tall dark haired woman emerge from what looked luke a very modern versnon of the Whute House Thats Gall Busch Shes the first woman president of Venus although Impeach ment proceedungs have been started agamst her several tnmes for reasons nobody ever seems to know I thunk nts lust something to keep the government amused Jon Kempe IS always tryung to run agatnst her but he never qulte makes It Jon has become quite a polltlcal figure In the past few years He became famous when he became engaged to Ruta Henault and didnt lavlsh glfts and money on her Everyone flgured that a man that wouldnt do that must be pretty outstandmg Ruta? Has she been engaged? Has she been engaged? Nearly every man around has been engaged to her at some tume or another She s now the ruchest woman on the planet gets her dough by collecting the fabulous gifts and money they grve her She lnherlted her fortune when her husband a rnch onl prospector dled of a heart attack when one of hrs wells made a bllllon dollar strlke She ts lookmg for another husband and everyone IS very anxious to marry her but they usually cant afford to after a short engage ment perlod So they have to break off and she sues them for what Inttle money they have left Her excuse IS breach of promlse Well thats really surprlslng Oh my goodness' Who or what IS that? Don laughed Frltz Budde was staging a mock ray gun battle with hlmself on the Caputol lawn In the dnstance they could see a tall man wearing a whute coat and horn rnmmed glasses come boundnng up wlth a butterfly net over hrs shoulder On closer observatnon Becky saw It was Mr Watson Frutz has escaped agam that s all explanned Don He went Insane over the loss of has money when has engage ment with Ruta broke up She sued hum for breach of promlse and the sum was really terrlflc Mr Watson runs the Insane asylum to console hnmself as he says the people In there are more sensuble than the tduots who try to run our govern ment He Cant understand what has happend to has perfect socuety Now I Il take you through the slum section Don turned off over a narrow alley We have some very good lots In here cheap If you re Inter Oh Don for heavens sake' Now who lnves there? She pomted to a Iuttle tumble-down shack wrth what seemed luke a dozen children runmng around It In the front sat a man who looked suspcclously luke yes lt was none other than Larry Hlnman sleepmg In the sun undrsturbed by all the racket around hlrr' Don stghed sadly. And he could have done so much wlth humself he moaned , . ,, . . . . I ' I 11 1 - 1 ' , . 11 11 I . 1 ' 1 ' ' - 11 ' ' , 1 - - 11 1 ' ' - 1 . . 11 H . . . , - 1 ' 1 1 ' ' , . 11 - . . 11 - 11 ' ' ' - , 1 . . . . , . - 1 . . . - 1 . 1 4 I , . 11 11 - I ' ll ' 1 ' ' , 1 I ' I 1 1 11 11 11 - . . , . - 1 1 ' 1 11 - - - 1 ' , . . . I A . . . . ,, . , , . 11 1 11 - - 1 - 1 1 ' 11 1 - 1 - - - . , ' . . , . . , . . . , . . . , . 11 - 11 11 . , . 1 I . . , I - . ' 1 - 1 - 1 11 11 1 . . . ,, , - . , . . . . ,, . . , , . . , 11 - 11 - . . 1 - ' . . , 1 - - 1 11 11 1 - 11 11 - - 1 - 11 1- I 11 1 - 11 - - I 1 ' 1 - .. I , , u. - 11 - - I 11 , .

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How smooth you are how crude you umature lushers' shrueked Barbara reach ung up to pat her modufued crew cut the latest fashuon un gurls haur styles Recoverung from her surpruse Becky asked Don what was happenung Oh thats uust Jum and Bull goung on another panty raud he said as soon as he could speak They pester those poor gurls nearly to death You see they are members of the Vu Gamma fraternuty They are stull tryung to graduate from college and occasuonally they get very bored and dusgusted wuth lufe Thus us how they make ut unterestung Barbara and Camulle started the Vuna Chu sororuty when they furst started college here and they luked college lufe so well that they have remauned here ever sunce takung graduate courses Barbara us the sororuty presudent and the Vu Gamma fraternuty lust recently elected Camulle theur Homecomung Queen They passed over the college staduum and Becky notuced that a game was beung played At furst glance she thought ut was football but on lookung more closely she groaned Oh no Don' That usnt Speed a Way they re playung us ut? Yes ut us Jeanne Crabull U V s coach has developed ut unto the most popular sport on the planet Lusten to that crowd roar' They love ut Then they passed a studuo wuth a puano un the wundow Don explauned that thus was the great Danny Mulls studuo Dan Don went on took puano lessons and us now a second Luberace He us very famous and all the women lust love hum Katherune Funley the noted haur stylust us kept very busy wavung hus haur Rumors of a romance between them are now curculatung Becky coughed as Don blew out an extra Iarqe nuff of smoke from hus cugar Where dud you get that awful thung'? she asked wrunklung up her nose Thus us the McNeull Specual chuckled Don Bob has done very wull for hum self wuth hus cugar factory Hus motto us We out stunk em all and he added exam unung the ash that gathered at the end of hus cugar uts a hundred per cent cor rect Bob eloped wuth Delores on the nught of theur graduatuon from hugh school and she us now owner of a large factory whuch produces an aur deodorant S funny thung Don reflected whenever Bobs sales go up so do hers And I can see why' Becky snorted openung the wundow She looked out to see a sugn on a buuldung readung lversen School of Dance So Kareen went on wuth Oh yes Don exclaumed Shes very well known as she managed to develop a dance out of Wesleys latest hut Sp toosh lts a luvely luttle number portrayung old men un a cugar store tryung to hut a sputtoon ls Wesley wrutung popular songs now? I thought he was structly longhaur Well as a matter of fact he was He had a great contempt for these honky tonk popular tunes but after years of strugglung as a poor unrecognuzed musucuan he got exasperated and wrote an unpronounceable nonsensucal song called Ftzmrk whuch was an ummeduate hut He has been wrutung popular musuc steaduly and has made a bug fortune You probably wouldnt know Wes now hes whats descrubed as a real gone cool cat Then they saw James Larson wuth a bundle of newspapers under hus arm shout ung Extra' Extra' Read all about ut' at the top of hus vouce Hes sellung the Evenung Star Don saud He had a wonderful uob as a pro fessor of advanced mathematucs at UV but unfortunately he got un some sort of a shady deal and thus caused such a scandal that he lost hus uob as well as hus money Genevueve Lee sympathuzed wuth hum because hus last unutual was the same as hers and she gave hum a 'ob on her paper Oh us Genevueve edutor of the Star? Yes After strugglung as a copy gurl for the Lake County Bee for a whule she started thus very successful paper when she arruved up here Shes also presudent of the Luterary Club They meet once a week and go outsude to gaze at the moon drunkung un unspuratuon Then they see who can wrute the most poetucal poem Don was now back un front of hus offuce buuldung and he slowly settled the space o cruuser to the earth He bought a paper from James and turned to lrl Ruckabaugh s column lrl us the most noted news commentator of our tumes He knows all there us to know about anyone even the reason why they re always tryung to umpsich Gaul He wears a derby and spats carrues a gold headed cane and us always smokung one of McNeull s cugars A dugnutary gust usnt complete wuthout one Now that you ve seen our planet what do you thunk of ut'? Thunk you want to luve here? My partner Ron us back and we mught make a deal for a paltry sum He wunked over Becky s head at Ron who had lust stepped out of the offuce buuld ung Frances was cruusung over lookung for a fare and she heard Dons remark Ill bet utll be a paltry sum' That old shyster' she muttered Opemng her wundow she yelled Becky' Dont pay hum any more than necessary O K , Franny, laughed Becky, as she ran up the staurs unto the buuldung . ,, . .. - , I I f . I ' II l I ' I . . . . . ,, . . ' ' 11 - ' - 1 . . , ,, . . . . . 1 - 1 . . . . . ,, 1 - 1 1 11 - 1 1 - - - 11 - 1 1 ' ' ' 1 ' ,, . . . 1 . . 1 - 1 - ' 1 - - 11 ' I ' ll ll Il ' ' - 1 1 . , . 1 1 1 . . ,, 11 - - 11 L I - - . , . 11 - - 1 - - 1 11 11 - - . I ' . . . . . ,, . 1 ,, - ' 1 1 1 . . . . ,,. , 1 ,, . . . . . - 1 - - - 111 . a - 11 11 1 ' 11 1 1 I ' 11 11 - ' . , . - - - - 11 11 11 ' el' anClng, S e fernal' e . 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