Clatskanie High School - Tiger Yearbook (Clatskanie, OR)

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4 '- o'-el Clatskanie, Ore on June 10, 195 Deer June, After many years' travel through the United States as the only female piano mover, I finally felt the urge to visit Clatskanie and check up on all our old classmates of 'L6 The first stop was Clatskanie Airport The attractive girl at the in formation desk caught my eye immediately I stopped her just as she was running frantically for the back exit It was Virginia Soon after their marriage, she and her husband turned the park into an airport Upon leaving the airport, I whistled for a taxi and found Johnny Paulson at the wheel He calls his fleet 'Johnny's Checkerboard Cabs' in memory of his little car Being very hungry, I decided to eat at the Dew Drop Inn After the meal, when I complained about the food iso I wouldn't have to pay the checkl, I discovered that the manager was Miriam Armed with a meat cleaver, she demanded to know what was wrong I assured her the food was excellent STRIFE, the big new magazine, quoted her as saying, I owe all my success to Mrs Murchison, my Home Ee teacher Two months later, Mrs Murchison sued her for slander 'Bicarb with the meal' is Mir1am's slogan My next stop was the Traveler's Hotel, and imagine my surprise when the bellhop was Allen Somfleth He told me he had more money than anyone in town now It seems that the Traveler's Hotel forgot to lower Allen's wages after the war of the Future Juvenile Delinquents Don't let the name fool you, though they're good caretakers Why, only last week they had letters from two of their former charges One of them burned down a foundllng home, and the other hit his grandmother over the head with a big axe Ah, yes, they really know how to train little minds Janell tells me that Joyce is happily married now, living on the East coast Her famous saying, 'One never knows, does oneon has made her rich, and both she and her husband have retired for life Dickie has one of the biggest breweries in the state The beer is called Burpo Brew here is what one of his more satisfied customers says about Burpo Quote Burp 'Unquote Speaking of Ericksons, Don has made quite a name for himself He has introduced something new in radio H just stands in front of the mike and the Bobbysoxers swoon The program is called 'We, the People Squeak ' Later in the afternoon, I decided to take a little stroll Emerging from a building were some of the most ungodly noises ever heard by human ear When I opened the door, there were Milton and Bud Bud is teaching clarinet and sax, and Milt is teaching trombone The effect is surprhs ingly unusual They said that Donnie and Helen are running a lovelorn 9 ' R . O I In Janell Devine and Margaret Cox are running a day nursery called Home - S I ' . . . 9 Q . , Q1 ' Y

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356' column in the lat kenie nief, leading many hapwy couoles on the road to romance The editor of the chief is Janet Case She entered the Chief in a H8t1OHWiQ6 3 A75 930 in the lhat night I Go Down in that Roberto otrongre conte t Ina ine her deli ht when it came out number honorable mentlons went to the movles to see the late t melodrama, non t Gopher role, other,H starring that new hearthrob, rt, better known to us as Bob horvren The first time Roberto was seen suicide on the s reen, Van Johnson and Charles Boyer committed hen Jolma is in Cal1forn1a he owns a b1g freezing plant The other day, an old lady got her nose caught in one of the doors in his estab lishment and decided to sue him Pen had to h1re one of the most eminent is running for attorney general this year an inspiring sermon from the Nery of 'No Self Respect1ng Person Uses lecture in the ICOF Hall Marcella Karvonen was sneaking of the Deplorable Livlng Conditions in the Slums Sunday afternoon, after hearing Reverend A Bailev, on the subject haughty Words ' I decided to so to a of Clatskanle Since it was pay it directly height of hai friends as the deduction on my Leave it to Larcella to keen up with the times nearly time for me to pay my income tax, I decided to to the president You guessed it, Joan has attained the hts She is on vacation in Clatskanie, greeting old first woman president in history She even gave a 3? tax for old times' sake Jean LeG1er Kaddidlehopper has just broken the world's record for large families Gee, nine sets of twins ain't hay Speaking of twins, Corky is also proud His twin girls are named Joy and Joy Corky's oocu pation is 'Chimney Remover ' He flies low over houses and takes people's chimneys off, why people should want to get rid of chimneys is beyond me Mary Grycko has established a new sales technique as a Fuller Brush Woman She walked into my hotel room and before I knew it, she had sold me a bathtub cleaning brush, Kand me without a tub! Mary said that Lila is writing books You must have read her book, My Struggle to Get Ml Man She writes under the name of Lyn Henry Bebe and Joy have opened a Learn to Dance establishment Bebe con fided in me that she still had one ambition 'If I could only get LeRoy to Danoe she muttered She and Joy have both dyed their hair black since 1t's rumba season, and you wouldn't recognize them With her beautiful, dark hair, Marilyn Knowles has decided to become a brunette Veronica Lake When asked what her beauty secret was, she said, I owe my shimmering black tresses to Drain Shampoo ' Oh, brother, does she get the money from Mr Drain for that! Well June, I am glad that you are making such a successful oareer for yourself It's not every woman who can be on the radio How long have you been writing singing commercials? I like the one that goes, 'Everybody Likes To Chew Copen Hagen, Aids Digestion, Tastes Good, Too, Copenhagen Plug ' That one should go down in history along with Bach Well, back to my turtle taming. Maybe someday someone will see my talent. So far, I am an undiscovered shining light. Love, Marilyn 'lp 449 a A ' I 9 J 5. ' J N . 3 N , lawyers in the country. You know who 1 mean--R. H. Ryding, no less. He I 1 . V E ' - 14' Q 4 1 .ng ' Y ' ' I! . . I U 'Q ' 1 1 0 4 0