Clarks High School - Bomber Yearbook (Clarks, NE)

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Senior Class Will We, the Senior Class of 1970, being of sound mind and memory, do hereby make, publish, and declare this to be our last will and testament. We, the Senior Class of 1970, do hereby will to the Senior Class of 1971, our ability to get along with Mr. Jones, providing they bug him as much and as continuously as we did. We, the Senior Class of 1970, do hereby will to the Junior Class of 1971, our ability to accomplish little or nothing at class meetings, providing they use the I appoint a committee” system as we did. We, the Senior Class of 1970, do hereby will to the Sophomore Class of 1971, our ability to get along with upperclassmen, providing they can learn to show a little respect. We, the Senior Class of 1970, do hereby will to the Freshman Class of 1971, our natural ability to maintain a peaceful class relationship, providing they have no more boys-vs-girls disputes than we did. I, Alan Beck, do hereby will my BLANK to anyone who BLANK as well as I BLANK. I, Shelli Beck, do hereby will all my Senior activities to any Senior girl of 1971, who proves to possess all my worrywart tendencies, providing she develops these tendencies to the fullest and to as little avail as I. I, Pauline Boroviak, do hereby will my ability to go with more than one guy to any girl, providing she is not ready to settle down. 1, Sandi Church, do hereby will my ability to persuade people to have contact lenses to Doug Schultz, provid- ing he can find mine if I lose one. I, Ronda Dexter, do hereby will my ability to do cartwheels to Vicki Ferguson, providing she doesn't collide with anyone while doing them during cheer competition at clinic. I, Wanda Didier, do hereby will my ability to go to school, work, and have as much fun as humanly possible to any Junior girl, providing she doesn't have more fun than I did. I, Greg Douglas, do hereby will all the luck 1 have to the football team, providing they win the conference. 1, Tim Engel, do hereby will my superb animal instinct to John Wruble, providing he can do an imitation of a porcupine. I, Linda Fritz, do hereby will my ability not to get on the Honor Roll to any Honor Roll student, providing they use their study time for other activities. I, Claudia Huston, do hereby will my lack of enthusiasm for the last six weeks of high school to any Junior, providing he isn't as enthused as 1 was. I, Marcia Kohl, do hereby will my marching ability in band to Mary Bittinger, providing she can stay in step as much as I did. I, Jewel Miller, do hereby will my twelve blocks from school to Janet Miller, providing she doesn't walk as much or as far as I did on my way to and from school. I, Don Mustard, do hereby will my last pair of thermals to Mr. Manstedt to use during the cold 1970 football season. I, Joan Osantowski, do hereby will my art ability to Jane Grafe, providing she won't be any more afraid of Mr. Riley's razor blades than I was. I, Don Pickrel, do hereby will my ability to have to go to school only half a day to anyone else who can get away with it. I, Lee Sauter, do hereby will my great student managing abilities to Henry Anderson, providing he does not let the dummies get the best of him. I, Gordon Schott, do hereby will my ability to keep my temper and to keep a cool and level head under any circumstances to anyone who likes to be imprisoned and thrives on trouble. I, Jim Starostka, do hereby will my traveling ability to Jim Vincent, as long as he travels as far as I did. I, Donn Swedenburg, do hereby will my ability to get good grades without studying to Jim Vincent; he needs it. I, Chris Szatko, do hereby will my ability to be quiet in Mr. Riley's study hall to Diane Herman, providing she makes him yell as loud as I did. I, Ida Traudt, do hereby will my pick-up to Denise VanPelt, providing she takes off the emergency brake. 1, Jackie Wemhoff, do hereby will my ability to do the splits to Diane Herman, providing she doesn’t get down any further than I did. I, Dale Wieseman, do hereby will my gunshot wound to all my favorite teachers. 1, Linda Zelazny, do hereby will my ability to fall off chairs to Gary Starostka, providing he doesn't make as big a hole in his nylon as I did in mine. I, Mike Ziemba, do hereby will my wrestling ability to Tom Fritz, providing he doesn't lose as many matches by one point as I did. I, Leland Zlomke, do hereby will my driver's license to Rodney Didier, providing he doesn't use it anymore after he obtains his own. I. Jim Zoucha, do hereby will my draft number to any war-mongers in the underclasses.

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J. Miller Baby Pix T. Engel C. Huston J. Zoucha L. Zlomke I. Traudt D. Mustard L. Fritz Douglas J. Wemhoff A.

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Senior Class Prophecy CLASS OF 1970 PROPHECY Now boarding the rocket taking the class of 1970 for the reunion of 1995 on the moon is: Marcia Kohl, who owns a chain of cafes; This kind of business really pays. She lives in a house with gold-studded doors And has white mink carpets on her floors. Shelli, whom we all see over there; She's the one with the long brown hair. It seems she is cover girl for the magazine LIFE And also is Bobby's sweet loving wife. And in strolls Alan Beck to show He made his fame by becoming a pro. He plays football for the Green Bay Packers And makes extra money by selling Ritz crackers. The sound of squealing brakes is heard As Tim Engel arrives in his Thunderbird. He now comes in with his face all aglow - He does TV commercials for Hayley's M.O. Mike and Ronda are husband and wife. They are certainly enjoying married life. Mike is a farmer, who works hard all day. But with twelve little kids it just doesn’t pay. In comes a familiar face - It's Leland walking at his usual fast pace. He's become a lawyer, who never slows down; He's solved many cases all over town. Here comes Jackie walking with such good posture. We all heard she’s won an Oscar. To begin her career she went to Broadw r. She's a terrific actress, so they say. Linda Fritz, who was always so gay. Has become a famous artist, so they say. She's painted everything from nudists to boats; I imagine she has plenty of fur coats! Why, who's that over in the corner we see? Jim Starostka, it looks like it could be. He now owns a famous polka band That is heard and loved throughout the land. It's Linda Zelazny as you can see With her business school degree. She married a guy from Wayne State; I heard her say it was love the first date. Why, who's that coming up now? It's Chris Szatko bringing a cow. She's now advertising for Dairy Queen - She's quite popular as it seems. Lee Sauter is a pilot; as you will recall, He first learned to fly planes in study hall. He flies through the air in his B-38 At astonishing speeds that no one can break. Sitting in the back of the plane. Is Jim Zoucha disguised for his fame. It seem's he has invented a pill To cure everyone who is ill. Why here comes Greg Douglas to make the scene; He's all dressed up, with his head shaved clean. I guess you've got it without even guessing'. He's made the Army life his profession. Up the plane stairs comes Don, With a tall and popular blonde. Don's carrying out the Pickrel tradition Making spying his only mission. Claudia Huston will not be here - During an operation she must be near. She became a nurse and works all day Just to make all that pay. Our old friend Joan we see approaching From girls' tennis where she's been coaching. Her team likes her very much Because she has that special touch. Have you people heard about Gordon? Yes, he's doing commercials for Borden’s. He has quite a time for he blushes a lot But he's very happy with the raise he just got. Coming in next - why, who could that be? It's our singer - that great Sandie. She works and she slaves from dawn each day So she'll be able to sing in her own beautiful way. There’s Don Mustard with his Army suit on; I heard he's been fighten in Viet Nam. Don has a platoon all of his own; To President Nixon he’s very well known. Where's Don Swedenburg, that genius young man? Oh! He went to study in NO MAN'S LAND. He never returned, so they say, When he gets homesick he'll return some day. That's Wanda Didier whom we see over there. Yes, she's the one with the long blonde hair. She's known all over, from coast to coast Because she's the cover girl for Post. Ida Mae Traudt, always known to be small. Has invented a pill to make people tall. She's become very rich, as most inventors do, There's only one problem, she's now 6 feet 2. Why it's Dale Wieseman; He's the guy who can lift a ton. Remember nim so little and thin Now he’s one of the world's strongest men. Here comes Pauline Boroviak With a sack upon her back. She's hiking to another state Just to find ner perfect mate. I wonder if everyone's heard about Jewel - She invented a new kind of auto fuel. It makes cars run day after day; She's really making the money that way.