Clarks High School - Bomber Yearbook (Clarks, NE)

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Senior Class Will We, the Senior Class of 1968, being of sound mind and memory, do hereby make, publish and declare this, our last will and testament. We, the Seniors, do hereby will to the Senior Class of 1969, our ability to get out of state on sneak day, pro- viding they fight for it as much as we did. We, the Seniors, do hereby will to the Junior Class of 1969, our ability to participate in school activities as a class, providing they participate as much as we did. We, the Seniors, do hereby will to the Sophomore Class of 1969, our ability to skip school, providing the underclassmen don't squeal on them. We, the Seniors, do hereby will to the Freshman Class of 1969, our ability to get along with the teachers, providing they don't get as many brownies as we did! I, Darcey Butts, do hereby will my ability to participate in Band to Steve Wendt, providing he doesn't par- ticipate any more than I did. I, Carol Kula, do hereby will my maroon jacket to Cheryl Dittmer, providing she wears it as much as I did in my Senior year. I, Shirley Heule, do hereby will my ability to drive a car to Wanda Didier, providing she doesn't have any more accidents or speeding warnings than I did in a year. I, Janet Strobel, do hereby will my wooden drum sticks to Jim Harris, providing he uses them on the triangle. I, Allan Urkoski, do hereby will my track ability to John Wruble, providing he can run the 100 yard dash under 30 seconds. I, Albin Ziemba do hereby will my grubby outfit on Grubby Day to Alan Beck, providing he isn't any grub- bier than I was. I, Pat Wemhoff, do hereby will my ability to do push-ups to Kenny Fleeman, providing he can do more than I, if he joins the Marine Corps. I, Dave Morris, do hereby will my ability to use a slide rule to John Micek, providing he can pull the slide. I, Kathy Hays, do hereby will my red hair to Darnice Butts, providing she doesn't have to dye it more than once a month. I, Judy Wieseman, do hereby will my ability to think of excuses to Julie Rieken, providing she uses better ones than I did. I, Chuck Fleeman, do hereby will my long hair to Mike Husmann providing he goes to California to be a hippy like me. I, Diane Van Pelt, do hereby will my 59 Ford to Ev Urkoski, providing she drives it to school her Senior year and doesn't have more than 3 tires fall off. I, Rosetta Branting, do hereby will my ability to get sent home for wearing short skirts to Jewel Miller, pro- viding she doesn’t wear them above her knees. I, Marrianne Brinken, do hereby will my quiet ways to Sue Banks, providing she speaks to everyone she meets. I, Jerry Dittmer, do hereby will my ability to get slivers by sliding down banisters to Mark Sutko, providing he gets as sore as I did. I, Tom Kohl, do hereby will my four cement blocks to Alan Beck, providing he doesn't jack up too many cars in his last two years of high school. I, Kathy Kingma, do hereby will my ability to lose my steady ring to Denise Van Pelt, providing she carries it around in her pocket as much as I did. I, Doris Zlomke, do hereby will my braces to the welding class of 1969, providing they can make something useful out of them. I, Nona Morgan, do hereby will my dark brown wiglet to Randy Pollard, providing he has enough hair to keep it on. I, Ron Herman, do hereby will my ability to play pool to Greg Douglas, providing he puts in as many hours as I did. I, Bob Douglas, do hereby will my hairy chest to Tim Engel, providing he attracts women with it as much as I did. I, Tom Bittinger, do hereby will my blonde hair to Danny Marker, providing he keeps it as well-groomed as I have. I, Phil Kufeldt, do hereby will my ability to roll a vehicle to Bobby Voichoskie, providing he doesn't roll more than one.

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Senior Class Prophecy It is now the year of ninety-eight Thirty years from that remembered date When 23 Seniors went on their way To find out what the world would say. Why who's that; who just entered the door Why it’s Tom Kohl, who we've all been waiting foi He's just become a movie star, And with his looks, he can go far. Here comes Doris, that wizard little brain. She’s just come in on the afternoon train She's now a music teacher in a great big school And is now living by the Golden Rule. Judy Wieseman is the happiest yet. She's just flown in, in her private jet. She makes lots of money and spends it, too She's just taken a trip to Kalamazoo. Here comes Tinker Tom, all happy and gay. He's become quite fat and his hair’s turned gray. He delivers more phones than Carter has pills. And he’s noted for collecting all his telephone bills. Squealing brakes have just been heard Jerry Dittmer just pulled up to the curb. Fixing cars is his life's ambition But darn, he's thrown another transmission. Here comes Kathy Hays all happy and merry, For she has been wed to handsome Jerry. Jerry has become an auto mechanic With eight little kids, Kath’s quite frantic. Why who's that who just walked in? Why it’s Diane Van Pelt, visiting her kin She runs a scraper for her dad. And the way she works, it's not so bad. Here comes Phil in his new G.. T.. O.. He has just been paroled you know. He is saving his money and become a miser. His brain has flipped, and he's become much wiser. Why who do we see? Why it's Albin Joe. He has his own carnival and burlesque show. His carnival, it is so funny. From it, you know he's made his money. Here comes Rosetts from J. F. K. She is now a member of the P. T. A. She's become a professional teacher, you see She teaches phys. ed. and also girls' glee. Janet Strobel, that likeable girl, She's just invented a new kind of curl. The Curl is called a New Kind of Flop , And we all know it’s found on top. Why who was that who just walked in? Why it was Bob Douglas, with a big double chin. He owns his own locker and grocery store, too He's taken up a new habit and he chews some, too. Why who’s that? Why it's Allan Urkoski, He's been taking lessons from Liberaci. He's on T. V. night and day, And he makes a good players pay. Here comes that flirtatious Shirley Heule She runs her own driving school She's still single, but still quite a sport Her trophies are many, we're glad to report. Kathy Kingma is so cheerful and gay, For she's awaiting her wedding day. Her and Galen are soon to be married. And across the threshhold she soon will be carried. Here comes Chuck that happy Marine His hair's turned gray but he's still quite lean He's been to Viet Nam and Thailand, too, And now he's on his way to Pem. Darcey Butts will soon be coming. He’s that gay professor humming. He's the top in all the state. And now he manufactures wooden crates. Who’s that girl with that beautiful tan? Why it's none other than Marrianne. Her work has taken her far and wide But now she's decided to stay on this side». Here's Carol Kula, she's happy as ever, For she operates an I. B.M. lever. She works hard day and night, Just to fill her own little plight. Who’s this? Why it's Ron Herman He's just come to give us our Sunday sermon While in school he was such a brat. But now he’s learned to tip his hat. Pat Wemhoff, one that we all know, Has just walked in with a broken toe. He thought he'd learn to water ski, But ended up running into a tree. Who's that girl so happy and gay? Why it's Sis Morgan, so they say Why she is known from coast to coast It's because she’s a model for the Evening Post. Why who's that standing straight and tall? Why it's Dave Morris who's in the hall. He's been in the Marines a many a year, And he's got a fat stomach from tredding over there.

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