Clarks High School - Bomber Yearbook (Clarks, NE)

Page 19 text:

Who’s this gent who is staggering in? Why it's Jim Ksiazek with his homemade gin. He spends most of his time planning maneuvers, On just how to outwit shifty Revenuers. The sirens are heard blowing and all of the sort, She thought she’d drop in before going to court. Who could own such a loud X-KE? It’s nobody else but Pat Kennedy. Glancing at the door - why take a look, It’s JoAnn Stopak, the famous cook. She loves to cook outside on the grill, And for refreshments - there’s always her ’’still.” Who’s that chick at the door we see? It’s the graceful ballet dancer, Phyllis Zelasney. Her hobbies are surfing and flying kites. She looks real shapely in those size 8 tights. Coming in next - why who could this be? It’s Howard Fairbairn, the local M.D. He’s delivered more babies than Carters have pills, And he is also noted for curing all ills. Who’s that over there, the one in the sheath? Why it’s Lois Branting and her boy friend, Keith. Yes, they’ve been going steady all this while. And Come next Christmas,” says Lois, it's down that aisle. Who was that, who just walked by? That's Jackie Herman, the government spy. She’s very well traveled and knows many great names, To settle down and get married are her two biggest aims. Larry Didier, known for his blond wavey hair, Just pranced in to find his chair. He now owns a chain of Conoco stations, And his name is well-known in 9 different nations. Maxine Hannappel, always known to be small, Has invented a pill to make people tall. She’s become very rich, as most inventors do, There's only one problem, she’s now 6 foot 2. The sound of squealing brakes is heard, As Ron Quinn arrives in his Thunderbird. He now comes in with his face all aglow, He does TV commercials for Haley’s M.O. Marcia Mustard walks in and finds a place, She's now a waitress - just like Grace. She's really quite good, so they say, And holds employment at the Nite Day. Why here comes Tom Morgan to make the scene, He’s all dressed up but his head is shaved clean. I guess you've got it without even guess'in, He’s made Army life his profession.

Page 18 text:

It is now the year of eighty-four, As we see our Seniors come through the door. Twenty years have past since that rememberable day, When they said, ’’Good-bye CHS, we’re now on our way.” Coming in — opps! — she tripped on her feet. It’s nobody else but our own Susan Sweet. She now lives in Los Angeles and spends every day, Teaching Physics at U.C.L.A. Here comes Bonnie Freeland we want you to know, She's on every morning with her own TV show. She’s made millions of fans happy by loosing their pounds. And for added exercise, she chases Grey-Houndo. A wine-colored Mercury just pulled up outside, And in strolls Dick Evers and his young, lovely bride. Dick, as usual, looks rather foggy, And looks amazingly like his Dad, Augie. Now at the door we see quite a jewel, As she comes closer, we see it's Joyce Heule. Joyce, who never did have too much to say, Is now an announcer on K.O.M.A. With popped eyeballs and disjointed lids, We see Judy enter with 10 Brown kids. Yes, she’s now known as Mrs. Robert Brown, And they live on a farm just north of town. Ron Kohl, who was always great in track, Just ran in with 3 girls on his back. He’s still single and still quite a sport, He’d have to be - with 20 dames in each port. Why here is Mary Kluck, the hard working tycoon, Who's now the editor of the Clarks Tribune. She has many subscribers all over the land, And she also edits the Silver Creek Sand. Remember Linda Church, the merry ole soul? After graduation she became Mrs. Kohl. She married Jerry - for better or for worse, And in her spare time, she’s a registered nurse. And in strolls Roger Booth to show, He's made his fame by becoming pro. He plays football for the Green-Bay Packers, And makes extra money by selling Ritz crackers. And who's this dame with her face so bright? It's our own Glenda Colbert, who's ready to fight. She’s become a professional wrestler you see, And can be seen Thursday nights on Channel 5 TV. Here comes somebody that everyone knows, It’s Glenda’s manager, Jennie Rose. As a team they do quite well, They make lots of money, so we hear tell.

Page 20 text:

We, the Senior Class of 1964, being of sound mind and memory, do hereby make, publish, and declare this our last will and testament. We, the Seniors, do hereby will to the Senior Class of 1965, our ability to raise money for sneak day, providing each of them doesn't have to chip in more than $5.00. We, the Seniors, do hereby will to the Junior Class of 1965, our maturity, providing they grow up within the next two years. We, the Seniors, do hereby will to the Sophomore Class of 1965 our ability to be a menace to the teachers, providing they get good grades in the process. We, the Seniors, do hereby will to the Freshman Class of 1965 our ability to conform to high school life, providing they do it within four years. I, Roger, Booth, do hereby will my ability to play football to Allen Shultz, providing he keeps his weight down. I, Lois Branting, do hereby will my ability to get up at 8:30 and get to school on time to Jim Clark, providing he doesn't get there before five minutes until 9:00. I, Linda Church, do hereby will my homecoming crown to some lucky Junior girl, providing that she is as baffled as I was. I, Glenda Colbert, do hereby will my height to Elynn Miller, providing she doesn’t become taller than I am. I, Larry Didier, do hereby will my ability to get along with Mr. Strickland to Dick Kohl, providing he doesn't get kicked out of school more than once. I, Dick Evers, do hereby will my ability to throw the discus to Mr. Strickland, pro- viding he doesn't toss it in any windows. I, Howard Fairbairn, do hereby will my ability to play football to any unfortunate un- derclassman, providing he is as big as I am. I, Bonnie Freeland, do hereby will my short hair to Sandy Hays, providing she de- cides to put some curl in it. I, Maxine Hannappel, do hereby will my privilege to sell annual ads to some lucky Junior, providing they don't spend anymore time than I did window shopping. I, Jackie Herman, do hereby will my ability to have a successful slumber party to any female underclassman, providing they can keep the girls awake all night as I did. I, Joyce Huele, do hereby will my quiet nature to Kathy Bolen and Irma Morris, pro- viding they use it in the right manner. I, Pat Kennedy, do hereby will my ability to get my chores done and come to school late to my sister Carol, providing she doesn't arrive at school before 9:05. I, Mary Alyce Kluck, do hereby will my Drum Major's baton to Margaret Herman, providing she turns the band at the right corners as I did. I, Jim Ksiasek, do hereby will my ability to go with a girl from Clarks to some of the fellows who don't realize what they have right here.