Clarks High School - Bomber Yearbook (Clarks, NE)

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To th'. vevdant 'nfr-.nts, the Freshmen, v:e leave the fir t ten thousand dollars from the receipts of the lien‘or Class play, and said fund to be put in the First Bui’ding and Loan Association, the interest thereon t be us-2 11 provide a. sufficient supply of Cozier’s Dairy -.il k. Any additional surplus of said fund will prubsby be needed for bibs and all day suckers. o the leadisrs we wish to give our thanks for their pr.t.ent work with us. We fear that we have been a lit tryng at times. 1 Elvia Foster leaves her rouge, eye brew pencil (if any remains), and povder box to Kathleen Souser. 2 Rrdph Ferguson leaves to “Biackie” Gibson the good advice to leave both hands on the steering wheel when diiving. 3 Geraldine Shanahan bequeaths her eternal ques- Fon, Have yen got this stuff?” (meaning her history or pedagogy) to Donna Cowgilh 4 Amanda Larson gives her “pattering footsteps” to Leo Yrkoslri. 5 Vernon Zimmerman bequeaths his “shinning star” countenance to “Dolly” Harmon. G Moirls Brown leaves to Phyllis Douglas his ability to go'; to school on time. 7 Ruth Carson leaves her place in the glee club to Willard Madison so he can be an inspiration to Mamie Ncfrle 8 Kenneth Colby leaves his huge black mustache to Ear. Becker. 0 Hairy Davis says he won’t leave nothing to nobody, 'cause- it took him coo long- to acquire what he has. 10 Myrtle Anderson wills to Pauline Sanchez her peroxide curls. 11 Joe Sweet leaves to Glen Luft his smooth hiny pompadour rnd bott'e of perfumed lard. 12 jover n ILvens leaves to Jean Souser her passion for red-haired men. 13 Walter Fosbury wishes to bestow his vocal pow- ers and long legs to Bob Divine.

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SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY I have a letter here that, I believe, will be of great interest to the friends and relatives of the Class of “34” and tins is the way it begins Washington, D. C. May 12, 1950 Dear Evelyn:— I gladly received your letter of the first and am writing in return to tell you the news which I have recently heard. Did you know that Geraldine Shanahan, the girl we used to call Friltzi Ritz, is a dietician in the Douglas Hospital at Worms, Nebr.? I’ve heard that she enjoys her work there, and that Dr. Philip Douglas enjoys hav- inr her there. To have heard them talk of each other balik in High School, one would doubt if their “case” would last this long. And that reminds me that Harry Davis is in Paris now buying Ladies’ Wearing apparal for Kenneth Col- by’s Style Shoppe. Who ever thought that “Colby for Governor” would ever allow his “Freshman Senorita” convince h.m to own a style shop, or that “What’s the Use” Davis would go in for buying Ladies’ Dresses! I iv.„nd an article in the paper last Sunday sj out a book written by Morris Erovn, called “The Cause and Cure of Sleeping Sickness”, and upon investigation I found that the paper was “The Thummel Daily Gossip” and that the euAor was Morris Brown, himself. Do you remember how he used to come to school late ev- ery morn'ng and then s.ecp some more after he got there? I suppose you know that Walter Fosbury never continued his career as a singer, but is contentedly batching cn a sheep ranch some place in the Sandhills where the mail goes three tones a week and therefore he gets two loiters at a time from the little g.ri that was a Freshman when he was a Senior. It has been whispered around that tne leal names of the World’s Greatest Radio Comedians, Aunt Sophia