Clarion University of Pennsylvania - Sequelle Yearbook (Clarion, PA)

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THE BEST OF ONLY AT CLARION ... - can a girl find 10 new scopes this semester. - is Hitler alive and well. - are you considered an old nnaid at the age of 21. I ' m not that old, guys. - does a girl get up at 3 a.m. to look for her ceramic pots under her roommate ' s bed. - are the plates, trays, and silverware at Chandler hotter than the food. - does your scope finally kiss you. -do you talk so much about your scope that your friends dream about him. - can you have a date for your final - does an unaware R.A. come in to hand out Alcohol Awareness questionaires to six students drinking in a dorm room. - does the term cool beans mean a good situation. - does it never stop snowing and raining - do students have more fun throwing the food than eating it. - do you wait for Homecoming to see the people you used to complain about. - does time fly so quickly. - are the people you like never the ones who like you. - is College park the place to party when you ' re a freshman but not when you ' re a senior. - is the Loomis good for free food. - are boys still boys. - do you study all night only to fail. - is a beaner no relation to any food. - is New Years Eve on Jan. 21

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A WINTER STORY . . IT DAWNED LIKE ANY OTHER DAY, THE ALARM CLOCK WENT OFF AND THE DAY BE6AN-BUT THIS WAS NOT TO BE LIKE ANY OTHER DAY STOPPED SINGING, THE SKY TURNED GRAY, AND LIFE STOPPED. ONCE IT STARTED THERE WAS NO WAY TO STOP IT ' S TERROR. WINTER COATS THAT IT WAS THE FIRST DAY OF WINTER! THE MOST DREADED DAY FOR AN OFF CAMPUS STUDENT. THE DAY THE BIRDS HID YOUR SCOPES BUM OR LEGWARMERS THAT NEVER STAYED UP AND COLLECTED TINY BITS OF ICE THAT MELTED AS YOU SAT