Churchland High School - Trucker Yearbook (Portsmouth, VA)

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Oh, Please! Mike Hofler, beautifully attired in a blue evening gown, offers his hand to his escort Hello Out There. Don Wade, looking a lot like Dee Snider of Twisted Sister, is escorted by Beth Ser tt My Hair’s a Mess. Kevin Kellam can't quite get his hair straight during his talent competition

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There (S)he Is ... Cinderfella For the first time in the history of Churchland High School, the guys wore more makeup and looked much sexier than the girls. No, it wasn't a Boy George look alike contest. It was the First Annual Cindertella Pageant sponsored by the Churchland Villagers. The pageant consisted of nearly thirty guys (?) competing on the basis of beauty, sex appeal, personality, and talent. The talent consisted of » S} r rotr of Care ) . MUSITeSsS OI Ceremonies. in hot pant 20es. Cary House rivals the likes of Alexander Gudonov in his A most flattering Major Carl Kusky, here donned s, served as the Mistress of Ceremonies. dancing, singing, and vulgar expressions. Along with the Mistress of Ceremonies Major Carl Kusky — the crew on stage did, however, look more like a Boy George look alike contest than a beauty pageant. Nevertheless, everyone seemed to have a great time, including the audience who occassionally yelled onstage and asked for phone numbers. The Cindertella Pageant was a great success and will most talent competition. likely continue to be a success in years to come. Andy Grider garnered the honor of being Churchland's first Cinderfella. First runner-up was a very “convincing” Brad Riddick. A rather ‘haunting’ Jonathan Benn was a second runner-up. A good job guys!?

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a song. queen is mobbed after her victory. ie, Madonna. Madonna impers Craig Ricks tries to sing a song.